14 - HERCULES

TRACK AND ARTWORK BY @crunkjesus-nwg-part2

CHARACTERS: Angel Dust, Hercules
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"FUCK DO I GET, ANYWAY?"

- Oh! Some YouTube animations never hurt anybody, right?... What the hell is an "A24"?
(Hazbin Hotel, Bigtop Burger, Great: The Show, GLITCH Productions)
(mid90s, Stop Making Sense, Everything Everywhere All At Once, Uncut Gems)

- DRUGS! and FUCKIN'! LOTS of it! Haha... Of course eh, as long as ya don't mind, baby. But I know I'm irresistible.
(Semi-Charmed Life, Swimming Pools, PERCS | PERCZ, Trap Queen)
(Ayesha Erotica, Birthday Sex, Absolute Territory, God Loves You)

- ...I mean, "hell" feels pretty on the nose, but I understa-whaWOAH! Now what the hell do you want me to get outta SPIDERS!?
(Hell of a Life, DOOM Eternal, DEMONDICE, HELLMODE)
(Spiderwebs, Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse, Slint - Spiderland, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars)

- Alriiiiiight, last one! "Hotels"? ...Really? I was hopin' over the years that'cha got ya act together, but this is eeeehh.... kinda embarrassing.
(Hotel Mario, Hotel Room Service, Hotel California, Neutral Milk Hotel)

- Hey, y'know what? FUCK THAT! I'm a FUCKIN' WINNER HERE! I should be gettin' whatever the BITCH I WANT!
(...Oh. Okay.)

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"HERE'S YA SONGS USED, PRICK."

JPEGMAFIA - GOD DONT LIKE UGLY! [Hercules - Religious beings]
JPEGMAFIA - Jesus Forgive Me, I Am A Thot [Angel Dust - Suggestive themes, Hercules - Religion/Religious beings]

Peggy Forgive Me, I Am Ugly

TRACK AND ART MADE BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: HERCULES

BIO:
Say amen! There goes Herc again on his way to his next appearance here in this fight club, and he's here to conquer it with ease. With Hercules' brains and spunk, there's no doubt he'd be hitting the heights at breakneck speed in the Mash Pit - but he's not coming in alone just with his muscles. With the help of religion and other Disney renaissance films, he'll be going from a zero to hero in no time, just like that!

SOURCES:
Kanye West - POWER (Power)
Justice - Waters of Nazareth (Religion)
Kanye West - Jesus Walks (Religion)

SOURCE LIST:

- Disney renaissance films
(Hercules, Mulan, Tarzan, The Lion King)

- Sources about strength, power, or exercise (NO OVERLAP)
(Stronger, POWER, Let's Get Physical)

- Religion/Religious beings, aswell as Greek mythology (NO OVERLAP)
(Jesus is King, VeggieTales, Justice - Cross album)

- The Soul and Gospel genre, or music that heavily samples it 
(Express Yourself, Lift Yourself, Story of O.J.)

Jesus Walks Through Nazareth

TRACK AND ART MADE BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: HERCULES

BIO:
Say amen! There goes Herc again on his way to his next appearance here in this fight club, and he's here to conquer it with ease. With Hercules' brains and spunk, there's no doubt he'd be hitting the heights at breakneck speed in the Mash Pit - but he's not coming in alone just with his muscles. With the help of religion and other Disney renaissance films, he'll be going from a zero to hero in no time, just like that!

SOURCES:
Justice - Phantom Pt. 2 (Religion)
Persona 5 - Life Will Change (Religion-ish?)
Hercules - Zero to Hero (Disney renaissance films)
Mulan - Make a Man Out of You (Disney renaissance films)

SOURCE LIST:

- Disney renaissance films
(Hercules, Mulan, Tarzan, The Lion King)

- Sources about strength, power, or exercise (NO OVERLAP)
(Stronger, POWER, Let's Get Physical)

- Religion/Religious beings, aswell as Greek mythology (NO OVERLAP)
(Jesus is King, VeggieTales, Justice - Cross album)

- The Soul and Gospel genre, or music that heavily samples it
(Express Yourself, Lift Yourself, Story of O.J.)

Phantom Hero

TRACK AND ART MADE BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: HERCULES

BIO:
Say amen! There goes Herc again on his way to his next appearance here in this fight club, and he's here to conquer it with ease. With Hercules' brains and spunk, there's no doubt he'd be hitting the heights at breakneck speed in the Mash Pit - but he's not coming in alone just with his muscles. With the help of religion and other Disney renaissance films, he'll be going from a zero to hero in no time, just like that!

SOURCES:
Justice - Phantom (Religion)
Kanye West - Jesus Walks (Religion)
VeggieTales Intro (Religion)
Justice - D.A.N.C.E (Religion)
Kanye West - Father Stretch My Hands Pt 1 (Religion)

SOURCE LIST:

- Disney renaissance films
(Hercules, Mulan, Tarzan, The Lion King)

- Sources about strength, power, or exercise (NO OVERLAP)
(Stronger, POWER, Let's Get Physical)

- Religion/Religious beings, aswell as Greek mythology (NO OVERLAP)
(Jesus is King, VeggieTales, Justice - Cross album)

- The Soul and Gospel genre, or music that heavily samples it
(Express Yourself, Lift Yourself, Story of O.J.)

F.A.T.H.E.R

TRACK AND ART BY @og_crunkjesus
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HERCULES: Not sure how I feel beating an old man and his children, but this seems like an easy fight regardless.
RILEY: Ay grandad, you ain't letting him diss you like that?
GRANDAD: Man, I don't need this shit. I'm old.

BOONDOCKS SOURCES:
Dust Devil - D-Code ([adult swim] bumpers)
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Force Intro ([adult swim] programming)
DJ Shadow, Run The Jewels - Nobody Speak (Underground hip-hop)
Lil Tecca - Ransom (Related offsource, Lil Tecca was on Fishcenter)
Chip Tha Ripper - SLAB Freestyle (Underground hip-hop)

HERCULES SOURCES:
Kanye West - Lift Yourself (Soul/Gospel genre)
Kanye West - Wolves (Religion)
Aladdin - Friend Like Me (Disney renaissance films)
Childish Gambino - Redbone (Soul/Gospel genre)
Kanye West - Stronger (Strength)

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BOONDOCKS SOURCE LIST:
- Sources coming from [adult swim] programming, bumpers, and events
(The Boondocks, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost Coast to Coast)

- Underground hip-hop
(MF DOOM, Aesop Rock, KMD, Asheru, A-F-R-O)

- Family
(Family Guy, Hey Mama, good kid m.A.A.d city, Sister Sledge, Ms. Jackson)

- Anime-inspired western shows
(RWBY, Teen Titans, The Last Airbender)

HERCULES SOURCE LIST:
- Disney renaissance films
(Hercules, Mulan, Tarzan, The Lion King)

- Sources about strength, power, or exercise (NO OVERLAP)
(Stronger, POWER, Let's Get Physical)

- Religion/Religious beings, aswell as Greek mythology (NO OVERLAP)
(Jesus is King, VeggieTales, Justice - Cross album)

- The Soul and Gospel genre, or music that heavily samples it
(Express Yourself, Lift Yourself, Story of O.J.)

R1M1 - JEHOVAH'S WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM

TRACK AND ART MADE BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: HERCULES

BIO:
Say amen! There goes Herc again on his way to his next appearance here in this fight club, and he's here to conquer it with ease. With Hercules' brains and spunk, there's no doubt he'd be hitting the heights at breakneck speed in the Mash Pit - but he's not coming in alone just with his muscles. With the help of religion and other Disney renaissance films, he'll be going from a zero to hero in no time, just like that!

SOURCES:
Mulan - I'll Make a Man Out of You (Disney renaissance films)
Kanye West - Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1 (Religion)
Kanye West - POWER (Power)
Kanye West - Stronger (Strength)

SOURCE LIST:

- Disney renaissance films
(Hercules, Mulan, Tarzan, The Lion King)

- Sources about strength, power, or exercise (NO OVERLAP)
(Stronger, POWER, Let's Get Physical)

- Religion/Religious beings, aswell as Greek mythology (NO OVERLAP)
(Jesus is King, VeggieTales, Justice - Cross album)

- The Soul and Gospel genre, or music that heavily samples it
(Express Yourself, Lift Yourself, Story of O.J.)

Victory! Hercules

AN UNDERGROUND FIGHT CLUB ONCE RAN BY @og_crunkjesus.

CONTESTANTS:
1. The Boondocks
2. Lil Nas X
3. Detective David B.
4. ToeJam and Earl
5. Furcorn
6. Waterfall Warriors
7. Angel Dust
8. Amoeba Sisters
9. VerbalAse Beatbox
10. Dick Figures
11. Screwbots
12. The Grinch
13. Bearded Expense
14. Hercules
15. Sunday Service
16. 2-40R-1

14 - HERCULES

THE MASH PIT [CANCELLED]