16 - 2-40R-1

TRACK AND ARTWORK BY @crunkjesus-nwg-part2

CHARACTERS: Angel Dust, 2-40R-1

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"FUCK DO I GET, ANYWAY?"

- Oh! Some YouTube animations never hurt anybody, right?... What the hell is an "A24"?
(Hazbin Hotel, Bigtop Burger, Great: The Show, GLITCH Productions)
(mid90s, Stop Making Sense, Everything Everywhere All At Once, Uncut Gems)

- DRUGS! and FUCKIN'! LOTS of it! Haha... Of course eh, as long as ya don't mind, baby. But I know I'm irresistible.
(Semi-Charmed Life, Swimming Pools, PERCS | PERCZ, Trap Queen)
(Ayesha Erotica, Birthday Sex, Absolute Territory, God Loves You)

- ...I mean, "hell" feels pretty on the nose, but I understa-whaWOAH! Now what the hell do you want me to get outta SPIDERS!?
(Hell of a Life, DOOM Eternal, DEMONDICE, HELLMODE)
(Spiderwebs, Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse, Slint - Spiderland, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars)

- Alriiiiiight, last one! "Hotels"? ...Really? I was hopin' over the years that'cha got ya act together, but this is eeeehh.... kinda embarrassing.
(Hotel Mario, Hotel Room Service, Hotel California, Neutral Milk Hotel)

- Hey, y'know what? FUCK THAT! I'm a FUCKIN' WINNER HERE! I should be gettin' whatever the BITCH I WANT!
(...Oh. Okay.)

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"HERE'S YA SONGS USED, PRICK."

WarioLand: Shake It!! - Stonecarving City [2-40R-1 - Wario]
LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It [Angel Dust - Suggestive themes]
Super Mario World -  Star Road [Angel Dust - Suggestive themes (DRAM sample), 2-40R-1 - Mainline Mario]
Travis Scott, Kendrick Lamar - goosebumps [2-40R-1 - Children's horror]
Pitbull - Hotel Room Service [Angel Dust - Sex/Hotels]
Britney Spears - ...Baby One More Time [Angel Dust - Suggestive themes]
Justin Timberlake - Rock Your Body [Angel Dust - Sex]
Super Mario 64 - Powerful Mario [2-40R-1 - Mainline Mario]
Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life [Angel Dust - Drugs]

A Sendoff Carved for a King

TRACK AND ART MADE BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: 2-40R-1

BIO:
You want fun?̢͌ ͔̓T̳͐h͕͆e͍̅͡ͅś̰͕̦̫̠̀̈́̽́ė̛̖͙͍͈͘̕͝ͅ ̢̘̼͈̉̉̿͢͠͝ţ̢̨̛̩͙̐̒͑͠w̟̞̦͚̺͊̀̐̈̑o͚̥̹͑̏͒ ͓̠͈̼̑́͘͝a̡̲̟̍̈́͡ŗ̪̰̠̍̀̽͋e̗̮̅̉̍ ̑D̫͙͐̓O̼̜͓͓͑̋̎͝ ̢̛͔̳̈̅͌͜N̞͎̚͝OT͈͊ ̖̈R͇̳͉̣̮͆̒͐̋̀E̙͞SĔ̫Å̫Ȑ̜C̯̺̘͓̀̀̔͝H̹̥̘͕̀̉̄̔ ̺̪̄͠T͕̤͕̔͂͞H͎̜͔͐̿̃̚͜IŠ͔̭͚̺̈́͆͐ ̩̠͎̜͔̊̓̋̅̕C̛̮̪̭͙̄̀͝H̘͂͐ͅA̧͔̐̽Ŕ̢͇̖̳̟̍́̆͘A̢̦͙͒͝͝C̛̜̯̙͍̼̃̇͐̊Ț̒È̝R ͈̫̯̌̆͘T̡̅Ḣ̢̘̟̪͒͡͞E̤̻̱̽̔͠Y ̨̛͖̑̑̊͢͜À͙̫͕͆͡Ṙ͔̇͜E̮̭̩̖̊̎̓̾́ͅ ̹̹̘͇̠̃̽̑͋͞H̰̝̰͌͑̽͜͠E̛̙͗ͅR̢̤̉̏E̢̲͙̰̓̃͌̀ ̧̛̼̎F̞̺̯̹̀́̽̀O̳̟͑̾̅͜Ȓ̡̹͉̪͇͆͗͆͊ ̨͕̲͙̂͛̋̓B͚̘͈̋̇̔L̤̝̔̊O̞̩̣̦͗̇̈͐O̢͚̍̐D.̧̲̳̘̀͆̏͡ ̠̪̤̮͚̎͂̇̒̕L̳̒U̺̲̥̇̔͆I̧͙̙̓̓͆̊͘͜͢Ģ̮͊̑I̡̭̗͍̋̆̔͡ ̲̫̺̜̂̎́̑̀͟I̙͇͓̍̏̒S͔̒ ̣̙̆͝N̮͡O̝̞̺͕̽̉͊̚T̹͞ ̢͈͆̚IǸ̹͇̻̥͓̓̂̋͞Ñ͔͍͞O̤̪̿̊CÈ̤̦̅N̹̤͌͘̚͟T̟̝̰̈́̍̀̕ͅ.̣̹̋͠ ͈͇̀͛̇͟Ĕ̖̞͐V̱̻͓̤̦̊̂̃̀͝Ĕ̖R͎̝͚̾͆͡Y̲̼̞͋̓̍ ̯͂C̱͎͚̻͙͋̉̎̾̚H͉̩͒͆͘͢A͚͍̫̗̎̂͐̓̈͜R̝̐A͈̦͙͐̎̔C̛̫̘̠̬̿́̒T̮͇̂͆͋͟Ë̺́R̡͍̞̺͍̀̑̒́͞ ͎̺̋͋Ì̢͕̠͋́͜͠N͙̺͛̾̕͜ T͖̲̀̏H̻̏Ĕ̙̩͠ ͕͕̮͈̻̀̏͐͛͡M̨̙͉͛͑̎̅ͅẢ͍̲̳͒̔S̯̺͔̮̀̀̈͐͢͠H ̮̤̤͛̓̚P͈̀͘͟I̟̗̋͝T͎͋̽͟ ̤͍̺̐͆̎͠ͅI͍̲̦͒̀͝S̤̪̱̜͆̐͠͠ ̖̥̇̒P̪̣͎̤̏͑̔̅E̢̨͎͔͐̀̾̑R̺̝̽͌͜͡S̖̈Ỏ̭̐͜N̳̚Ǎ̭͇̀L̙̗̿̚Î̖̞̗̟̿̅̕Z̤̫͗̂Ȇ̺D͚̺̉̒.

SOURCES:
Super Mario 64 - File Select (M̡̀ȧ̗ǐ̦n̘͞li̋̒͡n͈̓e̱̝̅͠ M͋a͎͔̥̜͑͆̕͘riȍ͚)
Third Eye Blind - Semi Charmed Life (OLD SOURCE, is now Offsource)
100 gecs - hand crushed by a mallet (OLD SOURCE, is now Offsource kinda)

SOURCE LIST:

- All Wario-related media and mainline Mario
(WarioWare, Super Mario 64, Psycho Waluigi, Super Mario Sunshine)

- Sources from ARG's, Creepypasta, and lost media
(Sonic.exe, All the Small Things, Dad Feels, The June Archives)

- Children's horror and internet horror
(Monster House, Coraline, Goosebumps, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark)
(Local58, Gemini Home Entertainment, Monument Mythos, Kane Pixels)

- Games known for being broken or glitchy, intentional or not
(Goat Simulator, Cyberpunk 2077, Skate 3, Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing)

file selected with a mallet

AN UNDERGROUND FIGHT CLUB ONCE RAN BY @og_crunkjesus.

CONTESTANTS:
1. The Boondocks
2. Lil Nas X
3. Detective David B.
4. ToeJam and Earl
5. Furcorn
6. Waterfall Warriors
7. Angel Dust
8. Amoeba Sisters
9. VerbalAse Beatbox
10. Dick Figures
11. Screwbots
12. The Grinch
13. Bearded Expense
14. Hercules
15. Sunday Service
16. 2-40R-1

16 - 2-40R-1

THE MASH PIT [CANCELLED]