DIO: If I can't win a single round, then I'll prove that I'm the most powerful of all of you! TOKI WO TOMARE!
METTATON: Watch your tone, darling! There's only one monster that can handle the glamour of the spotlight, and it is none other than moi!
ERIC: Wrow? Wrow... (Des robots gays? Des vampires gays? Non merci, mec.)
KE$HA: You know what? I'll just sit this one out and let you guys settle this out. I've got a plane to catch.

This track was made by GoldM @goldm and TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown with art by Etroup @e-twoup. Stay Jammin and enjoy the THUG FINALS!!!!!!!!

「U.N.I.T.Y.」

TARTAR: [HOWEEEP] AT LAST, I'VE GOT YOU ALL RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU! AFTER THE ERADICATION OF YOUR PUNY FOLLOWING, WE SHALL REIGN SUPREME!! ISN'T THAT RIGHT, STARK?
TONY: Oh, indeed it is. Once we freak it on all these fools, we'll finally claim the ultimate Epic Win!

This track and some of the art were made by Smittz @smittz_sc, with Splatoon inspired alts by 5Kids @beat5kids, 2D37 @insignificant-weeaboo, and Rose Shrimp @rosello-xanthis. Stay Jammin!

KE$HA: The only Splat Nozzle I'd ever need to jack up you dweebs is this bottle of gin!
FARQUAAD: What in cod’s name is this outfit?! This uniform is not fit for a king!
DIO: I've slept underwater for 100 years, I fear not of oceanic abominations like you!
BIFF: Martin, can you believe it?! This telephone bloke must be older than that caveman you thawed out!
NEIL: This is the first time I've seen a giant statue try to crush mankind... and, hopefully, it'll be the last!
SNAIL: Aw, come on... I barely beat two giant monsters already! I don’t need a third!
ERIC: Wrow! (Qu'y avait-il dans ces saucisses?)
FRANK: For the LOVE OF CHIN-CHIN, please let this not end in fucking tentacle porn...
HEROBRINE: If you wanted to create a new world you could've just, uh, played my game.
RWJ: A giant statue hell-bent on destroying the world? Talk about overcompensation!
HAT KID: So... do I have to use the ink to turn you blue first? :P
SCOTT: Oh man, again, Tartar? Really? I mean, I want a sequel to Splatoon 2 as much as the next guy, but...
HEAVY: AHAHA! HEAVY EATS GIANT ROBOTS FOR BREAKFAST!
BILLIE: the quicker we kick their asses, the quicker i can take this shit off. i smell like calamari, ugh.
METTATON: Oho! Dear, weren't you two ever told violence isn't the answer? Although this body could use an upgrade...
BARKLEY: WHOOP! (Dunking you'll be as easy as a round of Clam Blitz, fool!)
THEGUY: what the fuck is even happening is this canon?? i dont even

Oh No, It's You Again!

Snail-Chan floats into the competition! After her Magical Holiday on a Warp Star to a Pixel Galaxy, she's here to compete for first place in Mashup Week and Smash!!! her opponents with a blend of cute, indie pop music!
★Songs from Ujico/Snail’s House
(Pixel Galaxy, Hot Milk, Cosmic Love, Pastel)
★Songs related to the Kawaii/Future-Bass genre
(Songs from Dark Cat, Moe Shop and synthion)
★Songs from Kero Kero Bonito
(Break, Flamingo, Trampoline, Picture This)
This track was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam and this art was made by ConstipatedNugget @nugman07 and KryptoDigital @krytpodigital. Stay Jammin!

Pixel Tea HD

Who's been bad mouthing Aaron Carter? He's on a quest to win the ultimate showdown and beat Shaquille O'Neal once and for all! Armed with his cheering fans and trusty basketball, he’s ready to BOOM the competition.
★Songs by Aaron Carter
(How I Beat Shaq, I Want Candy, I'm All About You)
★Songs frequently used in Mouth albums
(Aaron's Party (Come Get It), Aaron's Party (Come Get It), Aaron's Party (Come Get It), Aaron's Party (Come Get It), Aaron's Party (Come Get It), Aaron's Party (Come Get It), Aaron's Party (Come Get It), Aaron's Party (Comｙ̸ｙ͢ｙ͜ｙ̸ｙ͢ｙ͜ｙ̸ｙ͢ｙ͜ｙ̸ｙ͢ｙ͜ｙ̸ｙ͢ｙ͜ｙ̸ｙ͢ｙ͜ｙ̸ｙ͢ｙ͜ｙ̸ｙ͢ｙ͜ｙ̸ｙ͢ｙ͜ｙ̸ｙ͢ｙ͜
This mashup was made by TheHolyT-Bo @theholytbo with art by MS360 @mate-rodriguez and WholePunch @whole-punch. Stay Aaron!

Aaron Moods (Come Get It)

Hats off to Hat Kid! This cute-as-heck combatant has come to collect her time pieces, jiggys, stars, and anything else collectable. She may be a trainwreck, but she can overcome this mountain and shovel out a week of mashups that will top(hat) the competition. Almost.
Having given her hat to Heavy, Hat Kid dawns her Sprint Cap and a Fortress styled outfit. But don't worry! She has plenty of spares on her ship.

★Songs from A Hat In Time
(Trainwreck of Electro Swing, Time Rift, Peace and Tranquility)
★Songs from N64-Era 3D Platformers
(Super Mario 64, Banjo Kazooie)
★Songs from modern indie platformers
(Freedom Planet, Celeste, Shovel Knight)

This track was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam, and this art was made by MS360 @mate-rodriguez, MegaDeku @megadeku, and Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget. Stay Jammin!

Victory! - Hat Kid (Extended)

CHEVIL: YOU FFFFFFFRICKIN IDIOTS!!! YOU WALKED RIGHT INTO MY TRAP CARD!! YUGIOH STYLE!! DON'T BELIEVE ME?? I'LL JUST HAVE TO DRAG YOUR CORPSES TO THE IKEA REGISTRY!!! CREAK CREAK, LIBERALS!!
FRANK: Ooohhh I'm comin... I'm co- I'm COMIN!! MAMAAA!! MAMAAA!!!
RWJ: It doesn't matter now, so I guess I'll say it: Chairs aren't people. So they can't have rights.
KE$HA: You picked the wrong group of warriors and misfits to mess with, bitch.
DIO: Since when did THE WORLD revolve around you? Tch... Such insolence...
HAT KID: Wheeee!! This is fun!! :D
SNAIL:  [long sip of coffee] This isn't canon.

This Mashuprune Finale was made by ImaginaryShadows @imaginaryshadows, with art by Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget. Stay Jammin!

The (Creak) Revolving

TO: Chair Incorporated
SUBJECT: I Just Wanna Grill For God's Sake
FROM: Tony Stark

Is this thing on? Hey Chair. Do me a favor, and don't post this on Reddit... This might be pretty cringe. Look, this whole boss thing has been pretty cool, and in the end, I got the epic gamer win. I made a few new friends... a few new enemies... and hell, I think I learned a little bit more about the world. (Downvotes incoming.) I may be dead in some timelines, and in others? Maybe we didn't get the victory royale. But this all helped me realize: no matter what world it is, there's still someone that needs saving. I might not be John Wick or Ninja, (and I would've loved to 1v1 him in Playground), but I'm an Avenger. And I didn't have to become a boss to realise that. It's been real, but there's a rave I need to be at. You can keep my grill. Do whatever you want with it. Goodbye, gamers.
...
AAAAAUAᴀᴀᴀᴜᴀᴀᴜᴜᴀᴜᴀʜʜʜₐₐₐᵤₐₐᵤᵤₐᵤₐₕₕₕ

This final track was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Tony's main render was made by DiamondBrickZ @diamondbrickz and this final art was made by Rose Shrimp @rosello-xanthis.

A Callback to Tony Stark's most Epic Moments:
★ TheGuy & Gnirob - I'm Stuff ~ Epic Win 
★ Vincent Mashups - Drifting Towards the Endgame
★ El Senva - Come And Get This Love
★ Imaginary Shadows - Moon River Drifting
★ Toothn't - dog dancing avengers remix.flac
★ CactusTeam and Dedf1sh - Sunstroke
★ Smittz - Oh No, It's You Again!
★ Gold M - Your Honor, League of Legends
★ El Senva - Victory! Tony Stark

Stay Jammin, Tony. Good luck with Thanos.
Also happy birthday, Robert Downey Jr.! What a coincidence!

Scratch My Dread

TO: Chair Incorporated
SUBJECT: Looking Forward To Summer Camp, Bitch
FROM: The SoundCloud Copyright team

Hi Chair, it appears that your son, 
"OMEGA SOUNDCLOWN", misses you very much. You have 7204 unopened messages...
– "W-H-Y DID I-T HAVE TO BE YOU... I-T SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME..."
– "I L-O-V-E YOU."
– "I MISS YOU EVERY SINGLE D-A-Y..."
– "GOODNIGHT D-A-D-D-Y..."
– "I L-O-V-E YOU SO MUCH."
If you'd like to further contact
"OMEGA SOUNDCLOWN", you'll just have to be patient as we figure out where this story goes from here.
– Wait SoundCloud, I don't understand! What's gonna happen to the Omega Soundclown if he never sees his dad again?
If you think we've made a mistake, we can assure you... there IS a happy ending to all of this. It might not be one you'll expect, but we're confident in saying it indeed exists.
• Stay strong.
• We understand things look dire, but things will only get better from here.
To learn more about copyright, please visit our copyright information page: soundcloud.com/pages/copyright.
Thank you,
The SoundCloud Copyright team

"Never say goodbye,
Because nothing is forever, there’s no such thing as an eternal goodbye.
Never say goodbye,
Because I know we’ll meet again, we smile as we leave..."
~ PSY

This final track was made by ImaginaryShadows @imaginaryshadows, with art by SoundClown's original creator, ChrilvaBrunner www.youtube.com/channel/UC4hH5KDotgrpaWuF6885mJw. 

A Callback to Omega SoundClown's Funniest Hijinks
★ WholePunch - Your Baby Daddy's Worst Nightmare
★ CactusTeam - Sliding Through a Filthy Monster
★ El Senva - Summer Camp
★ Refriggie - I'm Here To See Kenny Trainor
★ Gnirob - A Sexy Parked Car Nightmare
★ Cris - Waters of Wowclown
★ Gnirob - Victory! Omega SoundClown

Stay Jammin, SoundClown. You've earned your place in the hall of fame.

Virtual Soundclownity

Why hellooooooo, darlings! ~
Welcome to the final episode of:
The MTT Show: Mettaton X Mashup Week!!
To celebrate, here is one final mashup for all you humans and monsters out there! Now, I know I experienced a CRUSHING defeat in this tournament. The glamorous star of the Hotlands in LAST PLACE? Oh, the sorrow you all must have felt! However, wipe your face, beauties. The REAL competition was in the MASHUPS. Oh, the mashups! ~ And I think we all know who had the best mashups out of all of the contestants: MOI! This tournament may fade away, but the music will live on, forever entwined in the stars! Remember that well, loyal viewers.
NAPSTABLOOK: uh....... mettaton? yeah, uh........ we're getting a phonecall...........
MTT: Oh. Well, uh, by all means, Blooky! Put them on speaker!
(click)
ALPHYS: O-Oh!! Hi Mettaton! I-I was just a-about to call you, a-and..! Well, I... I think it w-was pretty cool seeing you out there. Y-You might not have won... but you did your best, and that's all that matters!
UNDYNE: Yeah!! That's the spirit! If it were me?? Pssh!! I'd totally dominate that competition.
PAPYRUS: IT WOULD ALMOST BE UNFAIR!!
UNDYNE: Unfair? Nah! They'd just HAVE to let me win. I'd be too overpowered.
ALPHYS: Well, you'd n-need a pretty good source list...
PAPYRUS: OR A GOOD TEAM UP!! I HEARD SKELETONS ARE REALLY POPULAR NOW-A-DAYS!! NOW, IF ONLY WE KNEW ONE...
TORIEL: Everyone, everyone! Mr. Mettaton is a VERY busy robot. He still has to wrap up his show before he gets on the next flight. We do hope you're doing well, Mettaton! It was quite fun rooting for you at home! We'll talk to you soon.
UNDYNE: Yeah! Take care of yourself, will ya?
ALPHYS: We love you, Mettaton!
PAPYRUS: SEE YOU SOON!!
sans: uh, seeya.
...
MTT: ... Thank you, everyone.
You've been an amazing audience.

This final track and art were made by DiamondBrickZ @diamondbrickz, with original art by MS360 @mate-rodriguez.

A callback to Mettaton's time in the spotlight.
★ TheGuy - Smooth Roller
★ MS360 - Mettaton by Moroder
★ CactusTeam - Aerosol Core
★ TheHolyT-Bo - Intergalactic Robot Star
★ El Senva - Teen Love
★ vvsvlogs - M.T.T. City
★ Smittz - TL-1MT
★ TheGuy - Mann Vs Machine ~ Death by Russians
★ TheGuy - Stronger Moods
★ TheGuy & CactusTeam - Death By Bad Guys
★ GoldM -「U.N.I.T.Y.」
★ CactusTeam - Slow Dancing in the Rain
★ El Senva - Making the Cut!
★ Toothn't - Tracing Angels Ressurection
★ TheGuy - Redacted Rock
★ TheGuy - Victory! Mettaton

BRACKET B: Round 2
MTT is dominated by Heavy. (78.86% - 21.14%)
LOSERS: Round 3
MTT narrowly loses to Billie Eilish. (50.72% - 49.28%)

Stay Jammin, Mettaton. Thank you for SAVING us from a world without stars.

DARE THE FUNKIEST ROBOT STAR

-------------
...
What can I say that hasn't already been said?
This whole event has been a waste of my damn time. A double loss... How shameful. Now, had this been a "different" kind of tournament, and surely I would have came out on top. Besides, I have more pressing things to attend to. 
(And to think I could have won...)
... No. NO. NO!!
I KNOW that I SHOULD HAVE WON!! Nothing I did was ANY different from ANYONE ELSE, SO WHY IS IT THAT I STILL SUFFERED?! 
... D-Damn it... Even with everything I had...

Tch. 
It's those bloody Joestars and their music that held me back.
I refuse to believe that was everything I got. In fact, I hardly even REVEALED my FULL potential. I KNOW how strong I really am. And I won't let some... SOME... PETTY music tournament challenge my LIMITS!! THERE ARE NO LIMITS. NOT WITH ME!! NEVER!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Sutando no pawā o zenkai da!! Fujimi!! Furōfushi! SUTANDO PAWÂ!!!

ZA W Â  R   U    D     O           !

This final track was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundcloud with stunning art by DiamondBrickZ @diamondbrickz. Sorry for the delay, but this art was certainly worth the wait!

A callback to Dio's magnificent feats.
★ ConstipatedNugget - Bloody Chest
★ TheGuy - Freek'n Earfquake
★ El Senva - Portable Stand
★ Flair - The Hand Pumps it Louder
★ Toothn't -「!OVERDRIVE!」Activated / Dragula's Proud Scientist
★ Mr. 404 - It's Ya Boy, Giorno!
★ CactusTeam - Livin' La Bloody Loca
★ CactusTeam - Sacrificing the Pillar Mobs
★ Vincent Mashups - Fallen Days
★ DiamondBrickZ - Za Bloody Burning Trainwreck!
★ TheGuy - Pop Star's Requiem 
★ Toothn't - Noisy Recess With the Crew
★ GoldM -「U.N.I.T.Y.」
★ ConstipatedNugget - Victory! Dio Brando

BRACKET: A, Round 1
Dio loses to Lord Farquaad. (59.18% - 40.82%)
LOSERS: Round 1
Dio is crushed by Herobrine. (67.74% - 32.26%)

Stay Jammin, Dio. Maybe one day「THE WORLD」will see your full potential.

世界の終わり!「Final Roundabout」

SOLDIER: Mashup? THIS IS NOT A MASHUP!! This is the result of FORCEFULLY shoving TWO OR MORE SONGS together to make one GOD DAMN BEAUTIFUL song! Ah... the American Dream...

This tribute track and art were made by 5Kids @beat5kids, with a background by Happy Huntress https://twitter.com/TheCatfriend. Stay Jammin, and godspeed, Mr. May.

Fallen American

Hello! This is Kesha! I was asked to write a little self reflection message before I truly back up my bags, so I figured "Why not!" Okay, WOW, this whole thing has been, like, one BIG rollercoaster of emotions. I won't lie, like, it was fuckin AWESOME! Yeah, there were some moments that got pretty scary. Being sent to the Loser's Bracket, transforming into a Werewolf, facing off against... Garfield the cat?? It all felt so unreal. But, well, that's kind of when it hit me. Life can be unreal. There's moments that hit you like a truck and makes you beg that it's all just a bad dream. That nothing's ever gonna be different. But sometimes, you just gotta learn to get back up, and cut that bullshit with a dagger! Being prepared to tackle anything and everything life throws at you. Some say I've raised Hell, and others? They say I'm what Hell raised up. But you just gotta make the most of it. So thank you, everyone. For making my journey one to remember... Oh shit! That's my flight! Well, I'll catch you all later!!

This art was made bySmittz @smittz_sc and TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, who collaborated on this track with Toothn't @toothnt_the_second.

A callback to Ke$ha's cash money moments.
★ Vincent Mashups - Pay Day
★ Craftersshaft - Tik Tok 2: Reintoxicated
★ El Senva - Ms. Dieyoung
★ WholePunch - Flea$wallow
★ vvsvlogs - Save Dat 24k
★ ImaginaryShadows - Blowing Through The Money Bin
★ Toothn't - LOYAL WArrIOR
★ Gnirob & TheGuy - Blowin' Loadsamoney!
★ TheGuy - VS. KE$HA
★ KryptoDigital - Driving 2 Woo Hoo
★ vvsvlogs - Stop The Woz
★ El Senva - Ballin'
★ DiamondBrickZ - ClicK BlocK
★ WholePunch - Ke$hanomics
★ Vincent Mashups - Dik Tok
★ TheGuy & Mitchell - Redacted Rock
★ vvsvlogs - Stephen Universe
★ TheGuy - Victory! Ke$ha

BRACKET A : ROUND 3
Ke$ha lost to Geico Gaming. (54.45% - 45.55%)
LOSERS : ROUND 2
Ke$ha lost to Charles Barkley. (53.48% - 46.52%)

Stay Jammin, Ke$ha. Don't stop, blow the speakers up, and make the most of the night like we're gonna die young.

Final Tran$action

FLAT ERIC: Wrow! Wrow! Wrow. Wrow, wrow. (Bonjour, Mashup Week! C'est Eric! Je voulais juste exprimer ma gratitude à mes fans pour m'avoir soutenu dans mon voyage. Je n'ai peut-être pas gagné, mais c'est la pensée d'être apprécié qui compte au final.)
MR. OIZO: I'll take it from here, my friend. Hello! Quentin speaking. I wanted to thank each and every one of you for your endless support to my friend Eric and, in general, my music. Knowing someone respects my work enough to support a representation of it in a music tournament truly, how you say, warms my heart. The hardest part of every musicians job is the critics. Worrying about what they'll think and what they'll say and what not. But it's a breath of fresh air knowing there's some genuine fans still out there, who support my work no matter what. So thank you. It means the world to me.
FLAT ERIC: Wrow. Wrow! Wrow! (Jusqu'à la prochaine fois, je suppose. Au revoir! Et merci pour tout!)

This final track was made by KryptoDigital @kryptodigital with art by 5Kids @beat5kids. 
(reupload because of key issues)

Un rappel des plus grands succès de Flat Eric.
★ V-FUN - End of the Signacut
★ KryptoDigital - DVNJO
★ willybluejeans - Baby, This Rythme Beat is Yours
★ WholePunch - Crossover
★ Gnirob - Gay Move, Hun
★ V-FUN - Beat For The Camarades
★ ImaginaryShadows - Dancing in the Spotlight
★ MS360 - You're Not Safe, Run
★ CactusTeam - Introverted Dick
★ WholePunch - MMyy PPaarrttyy
★ CactusTeam - Rythme De Escargot / Heard a Beat
★ Gnirob & DiamondBrickZ - Two Dicks on Fire
★ Gnirob - Dig Ol' Bick
★ Vincent Mashups - Dik Tok
★ CactusTeam - Strange Minds
★ Cris - Waters of SoundClown
★ Frisco17 - Bruce Lynes
★ GoldM -「U.N.I.T.Y.」
★ V-FUN - Victory! Flat Eric

BRACKET B: Round 8
Flat Eric loses to Filthy Frank. (54.45% - 45.55%)
LOSERS: Round 4
Flat Eric narrowly loses to Snail-Chan. (51.41% - 48.59%)

Stay Jammin, Flat Eric. Keep scratchin' out those flat beats.

Eric Worldwide

(sigh)
i legit did not expect to win a round. like, isn't that crazy? or is it just me? like... wow man.
okay, okay. i gotta get this shit done. uhh.. haha.
hey mashup week, this is billie eilish. i wanted to set the record straight and be the first to thank you for being so supportive of me in the tournament. i'm glad you liked my mashups. i'm glad you voted for me. and if you were against me? i'm glad you had a reason for it. now... had it not been for you guys, i... don't think we would have been able to stop chair. you voted for the best of the best and they certainly delivered. and when we all fought Garfield?? that was badass. honestly. and to see everyone helping out one another... even people that used to want us dead... to see them helping out the little guys? it really... opened my eyes, i guess. like. i always thought...
... nevermind, i don't wanna get too into this, haha. the point is, uh, thank you for everything you've done. uh, not JUST for me. but for supporting the creators of this whole thing even outside of the tournament. i'm sure they appreciate it... anyways, yeah. thank you. and, uh... see you next time.

This track was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam with art by Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai.

a callback to billie's vibes.
★ Ieslar - Old Town Guy
★ TheGuy - Shelter Hurts
★ Vincent Mashups - Into the Divinity
★ Madotsuki - Billie Snippet
★ ExpensiveDispenser - Never Gonna Give Chair Up
★ Gnirob - Spoil My Juice
★ vvsvlogs - Billie + Chair Forever
★ Craftersshaft - Super Billie Eilish 2
★ Vincent Mashups - It's Bad, Baby!
★ TheGuy - Stronger Moods
★ TheGuy & CactusTeam - Death by Bad Guys
★ TheGuy - No Eyed Senorita
★ Weekyard ft. DiamondBrickZ - No Eyes Senorita: LIVE
★ Gnirob & LucasetaK - Bad Baller
★ Reifi - Old Town Personal Circle
★ CactusTeam - Bad Snail
★ TheGuy - Pop Star's Requiem
★ CactusTeam - Strange Minds
★ vvsvlogs - Into The Highway
★ DiamondBrickZ - Tissues and Issues
★ El Senva - I'm Only Good at Being Bad
★ Ieslar - Victory! Billie Eilish

BRACKET B: Round 1
Billie loses to Scott the Woz, kickstarting the entire chain of events that lead us here. (56.64% - 43.36%)
LOSERS: Round 3
Billie Eilish beats Mettaton a day before her birthday. (50.72% - 49.28%)
LOSERS 2: Round 3
Billie loses hard to Neil Cicierega. (65.45% - 34.55%)

Stay Jammin, Billie. Maybe someday, we'll finally see you in a crown.

goodbye, i love you

[Filthy Frank's Hotel Room]
[2:21 AM]

FILTHY FRANK: ... Okay. Here goes everything...
[Frank picks up a phone and dials a number...]
???: ワギナ?
FILTHY FRANK: W-Wait- What the fuck?! Safari Man?!?!
SAFARI MAN: フランク！It has been LOOOONG time, HaHa!!
FILTHY FRANK: No no no NO! Safari Man, this is SUPPOSED to be HIS- UGH, why the FUCK do you have this number??
SAFARI MAN: 全員！ Papa Franku has returned, yes!! 私は大きな戦利品愚痴、ハハハが大好きです !
SALAMANDER: Nyyeesssssss! [celebratory flute noises]
PROMETHEUS: Nice.
FILTHY FRANK: No, DON'T TELL them- HhhhhhhFUCK I knew this would FUCKING happen. Look, SAFARI MAN, I NEED you to leave a message for me. Sigh, okay look, is... is Pink Guy there? I kinda wanna... thank him for lending me his strength back there, y'know?
SAFARI MAN: OooooooooOh!! 口の中に非常に硬い陰茎、はいはい！PINKUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[The phone is passed onto a new voice.]
PINK GUY: FRANKUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FILTHY FRANK: Yeah... Hi. Look man, can I... have a word with you in private?
PINK GUY: Heheheheheh "privat".
[There's a brief silence before Pink Guy returns.]
PINK GUY: Cen sumbodee gibe da pusi pls?
FILTHY FRANK: Hey, so... thanks for the help with Mashup Week, or whatever... I guess it means alot. I might've fucking lost to some... bullshit kids game, but... thanks, Pink Guy.
PINK GUY: I HABE CANCER b0ss!!!
FILTHy FRANK: ... You can let go now.
PINK GUY: ... P-Pls??
Fil t h y  FRANK: Pink. Let go.
PINK GUY: I... I don' understAnd, mang???
F i l FRANK: It's time to let go.
PINK GUY: ... b0ss wil B okay??
f i FRANK: I'm safe and sound. Please, don't worry about me.
PINK GUY: ...
FRANK: Okay?
...
PINK GUY: ... We need to stop the war in Syria.
[            ]: Heh... Thank you.

GEORGE: I knew you'd understand.

This track was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam with art by Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai. 

A callback to Frank's filthiest moments.
★ CactusTeam - Filthy Dumplings
★ Vincent Mashups - Wonderful Sanctuary
★ CactusTeam - Slow Dancing in a Shelter
★ Ieslar - Controversial
★ Gnirob - Notorious P.I.N.K.
★ WholePunch - She's So Superfast
★ Toothn't - The Nickelodeon Workout Plan
★ Smittz - Phantom Prank
★ CactusTeam - Introverted Dick
★ CactusTeam - Sliding Through a Filthy Monster
★ KryptoDigital - Pink Platforming
★ CactusTeam - Sacrificing the Pillar Mobs
★ Weekyard - EPIC JOJI SANCTUARY MINECRAFT PARODY
★ TheHolyT-Bo - How I Beat Pink Guy
★ CactusTeam - Slow Dancing in the Rain
★ Diavolo - Slow Dancing in a New World
★ CactusTeam - TOUCH/TONE DUMPLINGS
★ ImaginaryShadows - Hip Hop Hyness
★ CactusTeam - Snail's Sanctuary
★ Ieslar & Frisco17 - Losers Read Hate Comments
★ CactusTeam - Victory! Filthy Frank

BRACKET B: Round 4
Frank defeats Flat Eric. (54.45% - 45.55%)
QUATRAFINALS: Round 4
After crushing Omega Soundclown, Frank narrowly loses to Hat Kid. (50.69% -49.31%)
LOSERS 2: Round 1
Frank is released from the Offkey curse, but takes a heavy loss by the hands of Herobrine. (61.01% - 38.99%)

Stay Jammin, Frank. You filthy motherfucker. Goodbye, boss.

FRANCIS OF THE FILTH

RWJ: Hi. You probably know me by now. My name is Ray William Johnson. I'm an American actor, former host of =3, CURRENT host of SVPERHVMAN, and this will be my LAST mashup.
RETIRING IS SCARY
feat. Ray William Johnson
(Cool Transition.)
RWJ: Now, I won't lie to you, I've honestly had an awesome experience here at Mashup Week. The cast is friendly, the crew is friendly, I don't think I've had a single bad relationship with anyone here.
FILTHY FRANK: BITCH!
RWJ: BITCH!
...
RWJ: A-As I was saying, being here competing with the best of the best has been such a rewarding experience. I mean, how many people do you know that can say they've competed with the likes of Ke$ha Rose or Billie Eilish? It's a crazy thought! Almost as crazy as, say, a monkey riding on a unicorn made out of hot dogs! But in the end, maybe it's not just about the quality of the characters. We've all grown and developed these last 8 months, and sure, we've all had some quality mashups. But taking our focus away from the mashups... I want to thank you. For still believing in me... I knew I left =3, knowing I left behind... A LOT of fans... But I'm glad you found me. And hopefully... well, hopefully we can start things right again. So thank you for this incredible experience. I look forward to the future.
I'm Ray William Johnson.
And I approve this message.

This mashup was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam, with art by Peng @pengcloud. 

 A callback to Ray's funniest clips!
★ TheGuy - Some Forum I Can Rock / American Balls
★ WholePunch - Living In A Nintendo World
★ Monsieur Mash - Crazy Mom's Tears
★ TheHolyT-Bo - These Emotions Are Killing Me!
★ Craftersshaft - Rock Kenny: =3 Pinball ~ Take Off and Forum
★ Maniac Pop - Majority Bar Fight
★ Gnirob - Rubberband Trans
★ Craftersshaft - Taking a Forum Down to Bedrock
★ WholePunch - Everybody's Jam
★ Ieslar - Doin' Your Vida Loca
★ WholePunch - Mmyy Ppaarrttyy
★ CactusTeam - Happy Kitty On A Trampoline
★ Velamy - Hot Showie
★ ImaginaryShadows - Your Favorite Martian in Time
★ Toothn't - Moskau Tears
★ Gnirob - Dig Ol' Bick
★ Craftersshaft - Semi-Charmed Jupiter
★ Reifi & Vincent Mashups - Old Town Personal Circle
★ Ieslar & Frisco17 - Losers Read Hate Comments
★ WholePunch - Victory! Ray William Johnson

BRACKET A: Round 2
RWJ easily beats Herobrine, likely because Minecraft hasn't resurged in popularity yet. (65.12% - 34.88%)
QUATRAFINALS: Round 1
After defeating the time-travelling Lou Bega and Scatman John, Ray narrowly loses to Lord Farquaad. (47.23% - 52.77%)
LOSERS 2: Round 4
Ray is cured from his Offkey tendencies and loses to Snail-Chan in a match with double the music. (35.09% - 64.91%)

Stay Jammin, Ray. Best wishes and good luck, from all of our mothers.

Retiring is Scary

1: Here we are again. You see them?

2: HEROBRINE? I thought they were just a legend...

1: Take care. They have completed their journey in Mashup Week. They can hear our thoughts.

2: Normally that wouldn't matter. I'm more concerned about how he did it. How he got in.

1: I do not know. They played well. They managed a good distance.

2: Why are they standing there... watching... What are they saying?

1: It is but wordless screams. We cannot hear them. He is on his own now. But his music lives on.

2: Music is such a wonderful thing. Limitless potential. All it takes is the right heart and the right mind. And somehow... he had both.

1: He earned his ending. Many might say otherwise. But he came back strong, and surprised a number of people.

2: What do you mean by other people? Where?

1: That is not important. They are listening. We're done here. And we must leave the ghost to his grave.

Somehow...

He's happy.

This mashup was made by Gnirob @gnirob with art by GoldM @goldm.

A callback to Herobrine's greatest Achievements.
★ ConstipatedNugget - Vengeful Digger
(Note: an On Key version of this song will be on the album!)
★ Craftersshaft - Fallen Subwoofer
★ Cryptrik - Disc-overy
★ vvsvlogs - Epic Let's Play
★ TheGuy - Shake of the Blocks
★ Navag8r - Taking Revenge For Your Kingdom
★ Jackhoeting - Mining Sicko Paninis
★ Cheezy & Dedf1sh - Golden Hacker
★ Craftersshaft - Taking a Forum Down to Bedrock
★ CactusTeam - Sacrificing the Pillar Mobs
★ Vincent Mashups - Fallen Days
★ Weekyard - EPIC JOJI MINECRAFT PARODY
★ Gnirob & Smittz - Fly Firework Fly ~ Plug & Play
★ Toothn't & Gnirob - Koopa? Aw Man...
★ Diavolo - Slow Dancing in a New World
★ DiamondBrickZ - ClicK BlocK
★ CactusTeam - A Golden Trainwreck
★ GoldM - Your Honor, League of Legends
★ Craftersshaft - Victory! Herobrine

BRACKET A: Round 2
Herobrine is defeated by RayWilliamJohnson. (65.12% - 34.88%)
LOSERS: Round 1
After saving Frank from the Offkey syndrome, Herobrine easily beats Dio Brando. (67.74% - 32.26%)
LOSERS 2: Round 1
Herobrine gets the upper hand over Filthy Frank. (61.01% - 38.99%)
LOSER SEMIFINALS: Round 1
After destroying Tartar, Herobrine gets demolished by Scott the Woz. (76.56% - 23.44%)

Stay Jammin, Herobrine. Enjoy your new world and take back the night.

Nostalgia Trip

[Weekyard Parking Lot]
[2:27 AM]

[Snail-Chan is seen waving goodbye to all of her friends at the Weekyard's entrance. She grabs hold of a balloon and soars into the night sky.]
HAT KID: Bye byeee!! :")
NEIL: We're gonna miss you!
[5 minutes pass...]

SNAIL-CHAN: Man... I'm really gonna miss Mashup Week. It was fun... real fun... probably the most fun I've had in a while. So many friends... I might never...
... Sigh. I'm just glad I'll still have the memories.
... wait...
[As Snail-Chan approaches the entrance to the Sky Castle, a small furry figure leaps onto her.]
???: YOU'RE BACK YOU'RE BACK YOU'RE BACK!!!
SNAIL-CHAN: R-Red Panda?!
RED PANDA: Not JUST me! Take a look!
 [As Snail-Chan gets up, she sees a crowd of all her friends waiting for her.]
BIG DUCKIE:       Q U A C K .
DEADGROOVE: Well if it isn't little miss Snail. Happy to see your shell again!
KILLZILLA: ROOOOOAAAA- [COUGH] AHEM, URG. Uh... Hi.
EVIL KING: It's nice to see you again, my de-
[The Red Panda looms over the King.]
RED PANDA: WHAT is your name again?????????????
FRIENDLY KING: FRIENDLY!! I-ITS THE FRIENDLY KING!! THAT'S MY NAME!!!!!!
RED PANDA: ... Your life has been spared.
FRIENDLY KING: ............. I-It's nice to see you again..........
SNAIL CHAN: B-But I don't understand! I thought I'd... never get to see any of you again.
DEADGROOVE: You kiddin?? You kicking our butt was probably the best thing that ever happened to us! Metaphorically speaking, of course.
FRIENDLY KING: Y-Yeah! To be fair, It taught us all a valuable lesson about ourselves.
RED PANDA: We wouldn't just NOT stick around after one adventure! There's still plenty of more to be had!
DEADGROOVE: Yeah!!
KILLZILLA: Yeah.
VOLKSWAGON: VROOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[As Snail-Chan wipes her tears, two figures appear behind the group.]
PIXEL GIRL: Great work down there, kid.
UJICO: There's always room for another Snail-Chan Adventure.
SNAIL-CHAN: ... I'm looking forward to it.
[As Snail-Chan hugs the two, the gang walk back into the Sky Castle as the doors shut and the lights go out.]

SNAIL-CHAN IS RESTING
PLEASE HOLD...

This track was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam with art by 2D37 @insignificant-weeaboo.

A callback to Snail-Chan's many adventures.
★ CactusTeam - Galactic Adventures
★ Wholepunch - Bonito Love
★ TheGuy - Pastel Megamix HD
★ Maki Ligon - Fizzy Galaxy Dango Resort
★ KryptoDigital - Fresh Grape Heroes
★ Refriggie - Haste Taste
★ Toothn't - Future Street
★ CactusTeam - Pixel Tea HD
★ Wholepunch - Summer Trove Cove
★ Wholepunch - Mmyy Ppaarrttyy
★ CactusTeam - Rhytme D'Escargot / Heard a Beat
★ CactusTeam - Happy Kitty On A Trampoline
★ Velamy - Hot Showie
★ Toothn't - My Kitties / Pink Recess
★ TheGuy, CactusTeam, GniRob - Mouth Mollusk
★ Wholepunch - Life is a Big City
★ CactusTeam - Scatman and Slam-Chan
★ KryptoDigital - Walkin' With A Fish
★ CactusTeam - Bad Snail
★ CactusTeam - Snail's Sanctuary 
★ Gnirob & TheGuy - A Fairly Faithful Time
★ CactusTeam - Victory! Snail-Chan
★ CactusTeam - Victory! Snail-Chan (Extended)

BRACKET B: Round 3
Snail-Chan loses to Hat Kid. (60.78% - 39.22%)
LOSERS: Round 4
After saving RayWilliamJohnson, Snail-Chan just barely defeats Flat Eric. (51.41% - 48.59%)
LOSERS 2: Round 4
Snail-Chan easily crushes RayWilliamJohnson. (64.91% - 35.09%)
LOSERS SEMIFINALS: Round 2
Snail-Chan loses to Neil Cicierega. (53.47% - 46.53%)

Stay Jammin, Snail-Chan. Keep your eye on gravity and don't forget to bounce.

One Last Adventure

[MF Train Station]
[2:10 PM]

[Hat Kid struggles to lift the last of her briefcases onto a bench. As she gets it up, she plops up next to her luggage and stares down at the ground.]
...
[Suddenly, a voice.]
"I believe you forgot something."
[Hat Kid turns around. Someone's holding her umbrella.]
HAT KID: M-MR. MISHA!! :DDD
[Hat Kid hops off the bench and leaps into Heavy's hands.]
HEAVY: Ohohohoho!! Easy now, easy now!! Heavy is... admittedly not use to soft and gentle touch of little child.
HAT KID: Thank you thank you thank you SOOOO much! I can't BELIEEEEVE I'd almost lose something THAT important, hehehe. :>c
HEAVY: Hah! We have all been there. Heavy once leave entire ammo supply in Blu Team base. Heh. Must have been sleep walking...
HAT KID: Oooooo... Did you ever get it back?
HEAVY: [chuckles] Must have been bad dream.
HAT KID: Yeah! You were probably like "GIVE ME BACK MY AMMO YOU BIG MEANIES!!" and they were all like "HAHAHA NO WAY STINKY!!" and then you were like "BANG BANG PEWPEWPEWPEWPEW!!" and they were all like "AUGH OOOOOO AGGGHHH BLEEEEEHH..."
Why are you smiling?
HEAVY: Well, little girl, it is not normal to make cold blooded mercenary like me smile. But in your case...
[Heavy fixes Hat Kid's hat.]
HEAVY: You give me very good reason to.
[Hat Kid's expression beams. Suddenly, a train pulls into the station. A surge of familiar voices emerge from one of the carts.]
THE CONDUCTOR: LASSIE!! OVER HERE!! IT'S US!!
DJ GROOVES: We saw you on the internet, darling!! And we didn't get jealous this time!!
THE SNATCHER: Well, it's a reeeeeal shame you lost, though. Oh well! You lose some, you lose more.
HAT KID: Hi!! I'll be there in a second!!
... Well, Mr. Misha... I guess this is... ...
[Tears begin to swell in Hat Kid's eyes.]
HEAVY: ...
[Hat Kid rushes into Heavy and hugs him tightly.]
HAT KID: I'll n-never forget you... [sniffle] Never EVER... Never...
HEAVY: ... Everything will be okay. You are strong, little girl. Stronger than me. Just remember, I'll always be right there.
[Heavy points to Hat Kid's heart.]
MF TRAIN: WOOOOOOOOT WOOOOOOOOOOOT!!
[Hat Kid wipes her tears and hugs Heavy one last time. She runs up to the train cart and waves goodbye. As the smoke rises, engines begin and the train takes off.]

HEAVY: Прощай, little girl.

This track was made by WholePunch @whole-punch with art by Rose Shrimp @rosello-xanthis. 

A callback to Hat Kid's cute as heck moments.
★ CactusTeam - A Mash in Time
★ MS360 - Subcon Yellow
★ Gnirob - Mega Aqruh Tunnel 69
★ WholePunch - Clocktowers Beneath the Vaporwaves
★ Cameron - Who're the Men With the 'Staches?
★ Plasman - Wandering Through Dread ~ Tragic Shadowy Foes
★ TheGuy - Panic! On the Spaceship
★ WholePunch - Summer Trove Cove
★ CactusTeam - Sliding Through a Filthy Monster
★ KryptoDigital - Pink Platforming
★ Mr. 404 & TheGuy - Vs. The Wicked Secretary
★ CactusTeam - Scootin' Through Counter Strike
★ TheGuy - Goodbye To The Semifinalists
★ Mashup Week - You All Hate Mondays
★ DiamondBrickZ - Za Bloody Burning Trainwreck!
★ ImaginaryShadows - Your Favorite Martian in Time
★ CactusTeam - A Golden Trainwreck
★ Toothn't - Tracing Angels Resurrection
★ WholePunch - Victory! Hat Kid
★ CactusTeam - Victory! Hat Kid (Extended)

BRACKET B: Round 3
Hat Kid defeats fellow indie smol girl Snail-Chan. (60.78% - 39.22%)
QUATRAFINALS: Round 4
After crushing Omega Soundclown, Hat Kid beats Filthy Frank. (50.69% - 49.31%)
SEMIFINALS: Round 2
Hat Kid loses to Heavy Weapons Guy before descending into the corrupted Jamension. (35.07% - 64.93%) 

Stay Jammin, Hat Kid. Scoot through time and keep on dancing. We'll see you again another time!

Hat’s Off To You, Kid

[Neil and a small white dog are seen carrying boxes of various items.]
NEIL: Welp. That should be everything. Thanks for the help, kid!
AIMKID: Don't mention it. Hey, uh, by the way, what's with the Persona 5-
NEIL: THANKS FOR THE HELP. KID.
AIMKID: Aye caramba!! I'm outta here lol thanks for having me.
[The small white dog extends it's limbs and walks out of the Weekyard.]
MARTIN: It's a shame to see you go, Mr. Cicierega.
NEIL: Yeah, well... It happens to the best of us, I suppose.
SCOTT: It's been a real blast having you around, man. And hey! If you're ever free sometime down the road, maybe we could rig that cabinet machine to play some Smash 64!
NEIL: Wow that is such a bad idea. I love it!
BIFF: You put up a good fight, sport. GEICO will always have you covered.
NEIL: Thanks, Biff. You're unironically the only grandpa I'd talk about the internet with.
BIFF: Of course. That sounds like fun.
HEAVY: You remind me of good friend. Just as small and puny... Less annoying. Better looking face, too.
NEIL: Thanks for the compliment! I guess.
SCOTT: Hey, us white guys with glasses all look the same. Let's all go get jobs as models!
NEIL: Definitely call me if Ford Modelling is looking for someone like that. Speaking of "Ford", Hey Biff! You think you could hook me up with two quality trucks?
BIFF: Oh? Why so?
NEIL: No reason... no reason at all...
[A small cat appears from nowhere from behind Neil's legs and starts rubbing against them.]
SOFT FUZZY MAN: (Mario Paint Cat Noises) What
SCOTT: That's an... interesting cat. 
NEIL: Not quite! But acceptable!
SCOTT: Wha-
NEIL: N-Nevermind.
[As Heavy is lost to his thoughts, he quickly snaps back to his senses.]
HEAVY: Oh! I have best idea!!
NEIL: Lay it on me!
BIFF: What's up, big guy?
HEAVY: Heavy knows great place for friends to hang out! Great people, too. We celebrate there!
SCOTT: Sounds like fun! I'm in! What do y'all say?
BIFF: It's sexy celebration time.
SCOTT: What do you think, Ne- wh-wait, where's Neil??
[A red and blue car pulls up to the entrance at the Weekyard. The window rolls down.]
NEIL: 𝙎𝙊𝙈𝙀 people call me the space cowboy...!

This mashup was made by vvsvlogs @vvsvlogs and JoeyVFX @joeyvfx with art by Perfecto @perfectoelecto.

A callback to Neil's greatest hits.
★ Wholepunch - What
★ Krypto Digital & BobTheTacoCat - Nymbers 2
★ Cris - Shelter Tapes
★ El Senva - Semi-Charmed Circulation
★ TheGuy - Phil Collins Is Gone
★ Gnirob - Wow, A Train Of My Own Truck!
★ almostofftopic - Some Trucks
★ TheHolyT-Bo - Aaron Moods (Come Get It)
★ WholePunch - Jordan
★ Vincent Mashups - Drifting Towards The Endgame
★ Kleptomato - As Your Grandpa I Expressly Forbid It
★ Wholepunch & TheGuy - Losers Achievement Award
★ TheGuy - Stronger Moods
★ TheGuy - No Eyed Senorita
★ Weekyard ft. DiamondBrickZ - No Eyes Senorita: LIVE
★ Toothnt - My Kitties / Pink Recess
★ TheGuy, CactusTeam & Gnirob - Mouth Mollusk
★ TheGuy & Gnirob - What's New, Virgin Wonder?
★ SmashMania - Wii Phone
★ CactusTeam - Scott the What
★ Gnirob & DiamondBrickZ - Two Dicks On Fire
★ KryptoDigital - Spinning Russians
★ CactusTeam - TOUCH/TONE DUMPLINGS
★ craftersshaft - Semi-Charmed Jupiter
★ Wholepunch - Ke$hanomics
★ ImaginaryShadows - Showdowns And Highways
★ Cris - Waters of WowClown
★ Cheezy - The Ultimate Shopping Experience
★ MS360 - Victory! - Neil Cicierega
★ MS360 & TheGuy - Victory! Neil Cicierega (Extended)

BRACKET A: Round 4
Neil absolutely slams Charles Barkley. (71.22% - 28.78%)
QUATRAFINALS: Round 2
In a very odd situation involving bots and Strawpoll.com, Neil illegitimately loses to Geico Gaming. Nothing is done about this. What the FUCK,. (50.19% - 49.81%)
LOSERS 2: Round 3
Neil beats Billie Eilish. Chair is pissed. (65.45% - 34.55%)
LOSERS SEMIFINALS: Round 2
Neil Cicierega beats Snail-Chan. (53.47% - 46.53%)
LOSER FINALS:
Neil narrowly loses to Scott the Woz. (57.58% - 42.42%)

Stay Jammin, Neil. Thank you for the ultimate showdown of a Lifetime.

The Finish Line

Is thing on? Heavy does not know how to work this... whatever. Hello, everyone! I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my final mashup. I am not man of many words, but glasses guy asked me to do this. Anyways, I was not sure what to think of this tournament--we fight, but not with Sascha or our fists? Very strange. It was not until semifinals match when Heavy fought Hat Kid when I realized it was much more than that. Even though I did not win, I still had lots of fun and made many friends, like Hat Kid and video game man.
???: Man, I ain't neva' seen you this teary, tons-of-fun.
HEAVY: Ah! My team! How I missed you!
SCOUT: Ey, we missed ya too, big guy!
MEDIC: Ve vere all supporting you, Mikhail! You did fantastic!
SPY: You certainly impressed me, ami. And I am not easily impressed.
SOLDIER: You deserve a medal for that outstanding performance, comrade!
DEMOMAN: Ya! I made up this drinkin' game where everytime you were in a mash, I drank a bottle of scrumpy! Although I think I rigged it...burp
ENGINEER: Good work, pardner. Maybe you could've beaten that scrawny fella if you just used a little more gun, heh heh.
PYRO: Mmmph phudda pha hudda mmmpha hudda!
SNIPER: Yeh! What Pyro said!
HEAVY: Heavy is glad you all came to support me. You are all credit to team! Maybe now Heavy Update will come soon enough! Ahahahahaha! I AM BULLETPROOOOOF!
Now if you will excuse me, Heavy has to pay a visit to some other friends.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10o4vZMLKFpzH_qoFvPULC4B9LpxMuJe3JUSfBuUKQuk

This track was made by Gnirob @gnirob with art by ConstipatedNugget @nugman07, TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, and Reifi @reifi-masterpieces.

A callback to Heavy's классная музыка.
★ WholePunch - Tetris Type BLU
★ TheHolyT-Bo - Heavy Bagels
★ ExpensiveDispenser - A$AP Heavy ~ Kazotsky Boi
★ ImaginaryShadows - Kanye Mi Addio
★ Cameron - High Stakes and Hightowers
★ Vincent Mashups - 99th Place
★ Toothn't - Bonkuwaltz
★ TheGuy - Mann Vs. Machine ~ Death By Russians
★ TheGuy - Playing Games All By Myself
★ Gnirob, Ieslar, and TheGuy - Heavy's Breakout!
★ TheGuy & Mr. 404 - Vs. The Wicked Secretary
★ CactusTeam - Scootin' Through Counter Strike
★ TheGuy - In The Hot Seat
★ TheGuy - Kart and Payload Insurance
★ KryptoDigital - Spinning Russians
★ Toothn't - Moskau Tears
★ Toothn't - Noisy Recess With The Crew
★ TheGuy - 2Fort Down Under
★ TheGuy - Victory! Heavy Weapons Guy

BRACKET B: Round 2
Heavy demolishes Mettaton EX. (78.86% -21.14%)
QUATRAFINALS: Round 3
After defeating Spinel, Heavy narrowly defeats Scott the Woz. No comment. (51.93% - 48.07%)
SEMIFINALS: Round 2
After defeating Susie Haltmann, Heavy beats Hat Kid. They form a strong bond and are still great friends though! (35.07% - 64.93%)
FINALS:
In the tense final matchup, Heavy just barely earns second place against Scott the Woz and Geico Gaming. (15.07% - 42.12% - 42.81%)

Stay Jammin', Heavy Weapons Guy. Keep on pushing those carts and capping those points.

Tetris Type RED

[sigh] 3... 2... 1...
SCOTT: Hey all, Scott here! So we've finally reached the end of our Mashup Week journey, and MAN what an adventure! Right off the bat it was a strong start with the memorable cast of characters and mashups (FEATURING yours truly!) Then sh█t got kicked into 12th gear with the introduction of literal HITMEN trying to assassinate us with a vendetta against the tournament. Who would've thought Scatman John could be such a menacing figure!
[Transition to Scott, cowering in a corner with a cross in his hand as a figure looms over him.]
SCOTT: No! No please!! Don't scat me!!!
SCATMAN: SKAPADABADEPADODIDDLYYODU-
SCOTT: [terrified screaming]
Anyways, after the bosses were introduced, THEN came the fun part: The Loser's Bracket. After I got my butt handed to me by a relic of Valve history, I ended up getting corrupted into an "Offkey" and attacked the other competitors!
[Cut to Scott in a pitch black room.]
S̸͐̾C̷̤̐O̴̦͐Ť̷̢T̸̈́͘:̶́̓ ̴̑͌W̷̓̊e̴̅̃ľ̵̪l̵̄̚ ̴͝͠s̷̖̈h̵̼̒[̴̊█]̸̀͑t̵͑̀.̷̛̀
Luckily, they managed to save me and brought me back in the tournament, so that's nice. After a few hard bat- e-er, sorry, """""HARD""""" battles, all I needed to do is get passed the other two wiiiiioh f█ck it's Valve's fossil child again. (And apparently someone's grandpa... someone that looks strikingly... similar to my grandpa- okay what?!) Snapping back to my senses, I fought the best I could. And in the very end... I won. I ACTUALLY won! And that's all thanks to you guys! I may have had the mashups, but you guys? I couldn't have made it without you guys. Being here... competing with everyone... It's been a real treat. So thank you, Mashup Week.
Thank you for being awesome.

This mashup was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown and Gnirob @gnirob with art by Venus-Pisces twitter.com/_venuspisces.
Scott the Woz was voiced by KnightofGames https://twitter.com/KnightOfGames_ .

A callback to Scott's awesome moments!
★ Maniac Pop - Bye Scott
★ Pan - Computers Destination
★ TheGuy - Jared's Escape
★ vvsvlogs - Jon's Gusty Lifelight
★ Cameron - Scientific Breakout
★ ImaginaryShadows - Ricky Kart Wii
★ Aeiouko - Madden's Final Stand
★ KryptoDigital - Underground Boxing
★ CactusTeam - Jared's Return
★ TheGuy - Playing Games All By Myself
★ Gnirob, Ieslar, and TheGuy - Heavy's Breakout!
★ vvsvlogs - Stop The Woz
★ Toothn't - Sunset Jam
★ Smittz & Gnirob - Fly Firework Fly ~ Plug & Play
★ Toothn't - Koopa? Aw Man...
★ TheGuy - What's New, Virgin Wonder?
★ SmashMania & TheGuy - Wii Phone
★ CactusTeam - Scott the What
★ TheGuy - In The Hot Seat
★ TheGuy - Kart and Payload Insurance
★ El Senva - Accidental Cheating
★ Vincent Mashups - Victory! Scott the Woz

BRACKET B: Round 1
Scott beats Billie Eilish. (56.64% - 43.36%)
QUATRAFINALS: Round 3
After defeating Spinel, Scott loses to Heavy Weapons Guy. (51.93% - 48.07%)
LOSERS 2: Round 2
Scott gets cured of Offkey and goes on to SLAM and demolish Charles Barkley. (82.65% - 17.35%)
LOSERS SEMIFINALS: Round 1
Scott defeats Tartar and Herobrine with ease. (76.56% - 23.44%)
LOSER FINALS:
Scott narrowly defeats his fellow white internet guy with glasses, Neil Cicierega. (57.58% - 42.42%)
FINALS:
In the tense threeway finals, Scott pulls victorious against Heavy and Geico Gaming. (15.07% - 42.12% - 42.81%)

Stay Jammin, Scott. Hope you’re 1% closer to being not a virgin.

Stay tuned for Scott the Week, an account full of themed mashups, coming soon!

Later, All!

Arrangement by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown.
Art by EvKem @evkem.
Written by Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget and Ender @thenderwitherguy.
Starring Soraku, K.B. Miller, and TheGuy's sister.
@user-803948671
http://www.twitter.com/StudioKinbla/.

(Meanwhile in the blast protected safe room...)

OMEGA SC: (BRRRZT) I REALLY H-O-P-E THIS WORKS...
SCOTT: Hey now, everything's gonna be alright... And on another note, I never thought I'd be comforting a media platform about their dead dad... guess I'm scratching that off the list! Maybe I'll do YouTube ne-
FILTHY FRANK: I'ma be real with you, Scotty-Boi, quacks love to prey on grieving families like fucking vultures... and I spy with my little eye two of them right outside this room. Let's hope another dad doesn't fucking die during this shitfest.
HEAVY: Hairy man is right. Clown should remain calm and level headed. Anything could happen.
FILTHY FRANK: Not what I said, but eh. Fuck it.
BIFF: I'm not entirely sure if we even cover reanimating the dead...
MARTIN: Think of it as a new quota!
BIFF: Hm. Fair enough.

(Neil plays with the strings of his guitar, getting the right tempo.)
BILLIE: thanks again, doc. for all your help.
DOOF: Oh it's not a problem! Y'know, this is nice! I feel good! Y'know, NOT trying to take over the Tri-State area and ultimately losing to a semi aquatic mammal, y'know I-It just feels nice! I should get out and do this more ofte-
NEIL: Hey Doof, you might wanna...
DOOF: Oh yes, right! This way.

[ONE PERFORMANCE AND RESURRECTION LATER]

(Frank and the rest of the crew burst from the safe room.)

FILTHY FRANK: BRO WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO?
NEIL: I may have brought a... uh... (Oh dear. This is... definitely something.)
OMEGA SC: WHAT?! ? ? YOU'RE (VRRRT) O-K-A-Y!!
SCOTT: What kind of Mii Maker bullsh█t is this?
NEIL: I... I dunno how this happened! The Lifetime Achievement Award never did this to Michael Jackson!! It was working fine since me and Doofenshmirtz were- ... Doof.

(Everyone turns and stares at Doofenshmirtz.)

DOOF: ... Ooooohhhh!! My mistake!! My mistake, everyone! Okay. AHEM. So, Mr. Ceecerr... ciciehhh-
NEIL: Cicierega.
DOOF: Cicierega, right! Well, you see, I forgot to tell you there was a SMALL small itty bitty teensy weensy chance that the modifications I made to the device turns "sentient inanimate objects" into ACTUAL human beings due to a... slight mishap during the genetic repair process.
NEIL: Damn, Doofy... 
... That's incredible!
BILLIE: i mean. it's not a BAD look for them, either... this isn't all that bad.
FILTHY FRANK: WELL, I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS SHIT TO ACTUALLY WORK!! BUT THAT LITTLE TOOTHPICK PUT ME AND A LITERAL CHILD AGAINST SOME FUCKED UP CREATURE!!
OMEGA SC: O-U-C-H.
FILTHY FRANK: UGH!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PEACE LORDS WHEN YOU NEED THEM?!?!
DR. AMIGO: No tiene que preocuparse, Sr. Filth, ¡podemos resolver esto!
DOOF: See, he may be my partner, but more often than not, I have NO idea what he says. Can somebody please translate? Anyone?
NORM: HE SAID IT'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!
FILTHY FRANK: ... When the fuck did you get here.
NORM: I AM UNDER A TARP!

The Lifetime Achievement Award

Maui, the sweet feline that has touched the lives of many, has recently passed. While he will forever be immortalized by Neil's music, his comforting presence will be missed. Stay Jammin, kitty.

A tribute by El Senva @el_senva.
Art by...
EvKem @evkem
Dafisha @dafisha21
Ezekiel @zeke-439388264
Etroup @e-twoup
5Kids @beat5kids
Cyan https://twitter.com/CyanimsYT
2D37 @insignificant-weeaboo
WaluigiWEH twitter.com/WaluigiWEH
Peng @pengcloud
Punika @funny-punika
and DiamondBrickZ @diamondbrickZ

Nothing Like A Soft Fuzzy Man

What?! Who let this chair into the tournament?! This fiery piece of furniture is back from a splintery grave, thanks to the Lifetime Achievement machine. As the proud parent of Omega SoundClown, the hirer of hitmen, and the creator of the Loser's Bracket, who knows what this magical, telekinetic, angsty Ekedalen can get her previously wooden legs on!
★Songs about chaos or Final Boss themes 
(THE WORLD REVOLVING, Mind in a Program, Rivers In The Desert, Grace & Glory)
★Songs about chairs, furniture, or sitting
(Music by Cher, Childish Gambino - Sweatpants, HUMBLE. )
★Songs featuring music
(Santana ft. Rob Thomas - Smooth, Shelter, Pump It)

This track was made by Gnirob @gnirob and TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, with art by Brugman58 @brugman58 and Coach twitter.com/CoachArt_.

After falling flat on her face, Billie and Omega Soundclown were able to help Chair to Billie’s hotel room, where she was currently laid down in Billie’s couch. She was still trying to 100% understand the situation, dying for a while and then being revived in a new form you couldn’t even previously comprehend having before would leave pretty much everyone at least a little frazzled. This lore was a mess.

This new body was a double edged sword. Her friends love her new look, her vocal chords work fine, and this was the most flexible she's been in years. But something about feeling pain and human sensations, as opposed to the unfeeling wooden exterior she's used to, was odd.

There's alot of things that we find scary, and being different is the scariest of them all. We all want to fit in, and it's the fear of straying from the norm that keeps us afraid... But something's different this time. They care about her. After EVERYTHING she's done to them, they actually care about her... Maybe... Just maybe... Being different isn't such a bad thing after all. After all these years...

She can finally sit down and be humble.

Songs Featuring Music

This victory theme was made by Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai and Craftersshaft @craftersshaft with art by DiamondBrickZ @diamondbrickz. 

How do you fellas like the new look? Figured that I didn't want to be named after a 𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 anymore, so 𝐂𝐢𝐜𝐢's a pretty good fit.

I used to think I'd eventually owe you all an apology. I tried to ruin a tournament because my best friend went to join it, and hiring hitmen to kill innocent people was... uncalled for. But, from what I've heard, I made the tournament better??? Something about bosses and a losers bracket may have made this whole thing worth it in the end. So no, I'm Ｎｏｔ，sorry, 𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓵𝓼! The lore may have been convoluted and ridiculous as hell, but we had some amazing music, sealed away a feline abomination, and met a ton of really cool people. And I think that's neat.

Enjoy your week for the time being. As soon as I figure out how human bones and joints work, I am going to 𝒘𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒌 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒐𝒄 on the sequel!!! More bosses!! More madness!! More incomprehensible lore!! 𝑯𝑨𝑯𝑨𝒉𝒂𝒉𝑨𝑯𝑨𝑯𝒉𝒂𝒉𝑨𝑨𝒉𝑨𝑯𝑨𝑯𝑨𝒉𝒂𝒉𝑨𝑯𝑨𝒉𝑨𝑯𝑨𝑯!!!!!!!
Until then, iNcels...

𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙮 𝙅𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙞𝙣'!

Victory! - Cici

The penultimate track. An arrangement by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown and BriPM @bri-pm. <3 <3

"Every contestant was ranked based on placement finish in the bracket, and then within that based on vote percentage, as an average between the contestant's vote percentages in each of the matches they participated in. Hat Kid and Lord Farquaad, who did not end up being put into the loser's bracket, were put in the same placement category as Neil Cicierega, as that would reflect their placement if they did end up going into it. 
Please note that the top three contestants' average percentages are somewhat lower due to the finals being a 1v1v1, leaving each of them to get lower-than-average vote percentages in that match."
    ~ Plasman and the Calculation Team

"As much as you may believe a character was robbed or got farther than they deserved, everyone here did their best. Not just in the fighting ring, but from the artists and music submitting perspective. Perhaps your main started in an unfortunate position. Perhaps the bracket itself was arranged terribly. Perhaps you're disappointed with  the winners and losers. For any of these mistakes, I apologize. But please keep in mind; this is all in good fun. Win or lose, this tournament was an amazing way to meet new friends and listen to some incredible music. 
This entire experience has made me a better and happier person and I love you all. Thank you for everything and for being a part of this community. It's been a wild ride, but Stay jammin', fellas."
     ~ TheGuy, CEO of Weekyard Enterprises

the final results

This final track was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown and KryptoDigital @kryptodigital, and this final art piece was made by Rose Shrimp @rosello-xanthis.

ERIC: Wrow! Wro! Wrowwww!(Au revoir tout le monde, c'était super amusant! Maintenant, si vous m'excusez, j'ai des hot-dogs à déguster!)
METTATON: That's the end of my show darlings! But don't forget to tune in next week!
KE$HA: The party may have ended, but just wait for tomorrow. We're gonna keep living like we're gonna die young! 
DIO: Although I may have failed this tournament, I will reach Heaven! Goodbye for now~ WRRRYYYYY!!!!

BARKLEY:  SLAM, JAM, JAM ON IT!!! (This sure has been one jam of a time, but it's time for me to return to the court.)
BILLIE: see you guys next time, i guess
FRANK: WOOO, God DAMN it's over! LET'S GET SOME PUSSY TONIIIIIIGHT 
RAY: Thank you all for this amazing opportunity! Now if you’ll excuse me, I gotta new show to run. I’m Ray William Johnson, and I approve this message.

HEROBRINE: It's been a pleasure. Now I've got some serious catching up to do, 1.16's almost out already!
SNAIL-CHAN: This sure was one amazing adventure. See you guys around!
HAT KID: Bye-bye! Mwah!
FARQUAAD: I believe this is The End. May you all live happily ever after.

SPINEL: Well, that's all, ladies and gents! Thanks for stickin' around for the show!
LOU BEGA: Y'know, I was gonna take Scatman back home, but I think we're stayin' around for a while. Ladies and gentlemen, this has been a Mambo Number 5.
SCATMAN: Goodnight!
TONY: (laughs) Everyone, you guys are awesome!
SUSIE:  Haltmann Works Co. wishes you best of luck on your future endeavors!

DRACULOAF: Take care, and remember: always do it by the book! Ah ah ah!!
EUSTACE: Blah blah blah! Just get on with it and git on outta here...
ROBERT TREE: ;)
GREEN SANS: yup. can't wait for mashup week 5: green edition.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Thanks for the wonderful opportunity! Very kind, very sweet! Ciao! Bye! The whole shaboodle!
DR. AMIGO: Adios!

CICI: See you later, incels! AHAhahAHhaAhahAHAhahAHAHH~!!!
AKALI: This was possibly the strangest training I've ever experienced... But I'll take it! 곧 뵙겠습니다.
TARTAR: [I'VE CERTAINLY LEARNED A THING OR TWO FROM YOU ALL. BUT THAT'S ALL THE TIME I'VE GOT! THE PROMISED LAND AWAITS!]
FATMAN: WE'VE REACHED THE END!! IT IS OFFICIALLY 2011!! MAKE SOME NOOOOOOOISE!!
GIGI: 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘉𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 '𝘉𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘏𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘋𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘛𝘰 𝘔𝘦! Bla bla woppem!!!

NEIL: This shindig has been fun, but it's time I quest out of here.
SOFT FUZZY MAN: (meow synth) 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒂𝒚
𝑮𝒐𝒐𝒅-𝒃𝒚𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆!!!
BIFF:  It sure has been fun. I haven't felt this useful since the 60's!
MARTIN: Thank you all for finding and saving us. Get it? Ha. 
HEAVY: You all are credit to team! До свидания!
SCOTT: And to think all I had to do was not mention Flingsmash or Donkey Kong Barrel Blas--- god damn it!!!

Eight months. Six accounts. Seventeen hours of music. Dozens of mashup submitters an artists. Thank you all for everything you've done. From contributing incredible works of art to spending the time to listen, I want to thank you all from the bottom of my heart. You have all worked so hard to make me a better person and I love you all. And while we may have projects and a week long prize coming up soon, I can't thank you all enough. See you soon and, for one final time...

STAY JAMMIN'!!!!!!!
    
   ~ TheGuy

Stay Jammin'!

https://youtu.be/X0fxxP_g2Ro
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uyY6A0aSEm6G3ao5CdJLeWzo3J7oFY1Tp3HbcMM2iEg

It's sexy grandpa time! Thanks to everyone at the Mashup Week Team for the great collab!

????: I won't lie, this is really, REALLY uncool.
All of you have been using my song, and I get no credit???
(The caveman shuffles irritatably in place. Whether it was him waking up on the wrong side of the Rock, or being slandered in commercials, no one can really pinpoint the source of his pretentious sensitivity.)
(Martin, on the other hand, clears his throat.)
Martin: But sir, you're just as big of an asset to the company as anyone else here! 
Pinocchio: Yeah! You have potential!
(Pinocchio's nose betrays him, growing.
He sweats nervously. Things were alot different here, than there were at the land of Far Far Away.)
Caveman: Oh really? Then how come I wasn't invited to this Mashup Week thing!
Martin: Because you.... Didn't come in? Last time I checked there wasn't an appointment booked for you...
(Martin continues to pace on his desk, checking his emails on his laptop by walking on the keys.)
Caveman I SWEAR on the wheel that I put in one.
Martin: Hm.... Oh dear. Well... It's kind've too late, considering the competition was over and done with..
Pinocchio: Dont we still have our prize?
Martin: Oh? What are you suggesting?
Pinocchio: Weeeeell......
(He rolls his eyes, sighing at what he's about to say.)
Pinocchio: Since he cares about it SO much, why not base the prize on "HIS" song?
(Martin thinks about it, tippity tapping off his laptop as Biff continues to snore in his chair.)
He turns over to the caveman.
Martin: Well? What do you think of the proposal?
Caveman: Hmmmm....
(He stands in thought, then takes out his phone.)
Caveman: I cant wait to tell mother of the news!

The Röyksopp - Remind Me Fusion Collab

PROFESSOR K: Hey hey hey all you funky freaks, thanks for tunin' into one HELL of a smackdown! Don't hang up yet, because it's time for JET SET RADIOOOOO!!
SCOTT: Look at us! Just a couple of kings jamming out to some tunes. It's almost like I'm PROUD to be a sellout to SEGA!
NEIL: I gotta admit, there's nothing quite like a smooth and funky beat! TIME FOR SOME BUSTIN! 

For more incredible Naganuma styled beats, check out the Professor K's 24/7 stream of funky beats over on SiIvaGunner! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-yTT76bleQ

This banger of a track was made by El Senva @el_senva, with funky fresh art by Dafisha https://twitter.com/dafisha757 and Coach https://twitter.com/CoachArt_! Stay Jammin and Stay Funky!!!

The Ultimate Beat

HEY!!!!!!!!!
THE ALBUMS!!!!!!!!! ARE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
https://mashupweek.bandcamp.com/album/mashup-week-the-album-part-1
https://mashupweek.bandcamp.com/album/mashup-week-the-album-part-2

This remake of Kleptomato's @kleptomato comes from BriPM @bri-pm with art by peng! @pengcloud

BIFF: How dare you talk about trucks doing vulgar things like that!
MARTIN: See that VOTE button with our name on it? Push it. Push it REAL GOOD!
NEIL: I may have earned my life, but you geezers should BUST out the retirement fund!

Grandpa's Coming By Tonight (ALBUM ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!)

Our runner up's prize is coming up soon but we still need help!!
If you're a talented arranger, we could use your help to finish up the last bits of the collab!
And if not? Stay tuned for the ████████ Fusion Collab coming soon!!!

More info can be found in our server, in the Fusion Collabs channel!
https://discord.gg/8Kwhx6v

!!! ALERT: ALERT: ALERT: !!!

https://youtu.be/lD_KYM8fSpM
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/...
art by pokopakku█ https://twitter.com/pokopakku

Ra, Ra, Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine! Check out this collab by the Mashup Week Fusion Team!

ENGINEER: That was one mighty fine display, pardner! Second place might not lookit, but that there's a spot fit for a practical problem solver such as yerself!
SPY: Well done, my friend. I am not easily impressed... and yet you have impressed me. You have earned this.
SCOUT: Ayyyy, big guy! Congrats on the silver prize! Now see, dis? DIS is what winning feels like! And I feel like this, like, every FREAKIN' day! So you betta enjoy it, aight?
PYRO: [muffled celebration?]
SNIPER: Well done, mate! You had us all worried 'ere for a second, but bonza, ya bloody did it. Aces all 'round! You did great!
SOLDIER: You did good, son... Real good. I might even say you did great out there... Crying? I'M NOT CRYING, MAGGOT!! You take that victory and you better SCARF it down like a MEAL!!
DEMOMAN: Ye did it, laddy!! Quite the [URP] explosive round ye had there. Brought tears to me eye, honestly! Too [HRK] bloody easy fer you, huh lad? Ha ha ha!!
MEDIC: Misha, old boy! Du hast einen tollen Job gemacht! Ho ho ho, and not a single scratch no less! Vell done indeed!
PAULING: Great work, Heavy. This victory is going in the files no doubt. Pat yourself on the back, big guy. This one's all yours.

THE ADMINISTRATOR: Hmph. You've suprised me today, Misha. It's not a first place... but it's something. Don't get too cocky. Savour this while you can...
VICTORY.

The Rasputin Fusion Collab

If you want to submit mashups or want to chat with our staff, visit our Discord! discord.gg/3Q7ucV4
Welcome to MASHUP WEEK! Watch as 16 of SoundCloud's greatest icons go head to head to see who wins a week of themed mashups. Be sure to vote for your favorites and stay tuned for hype tracks that might change your minds!
Be sure to check out our other accounts to see how we got to this point.
@mashup-week-tournament
@mashupweekcontinued
@mashup-week-losersbracket
@mashup-week-the-finals
@mashup-week-resolutions
THE CONTESTANTS:
Ke$ha
Neil Cicierega
Herobrine
Quad City Barkley
RayWilliamJohnson
Mettaton EX
Snail-Chan
Flat Eric
Billie Eilish
DIO Brando
Lord Farquaad
Filthy Frank
Geico Gaming
Scott The Woz [WINNER]
Hat Kid
Heavy
Scatman & Hatman
Tony Stark
Spinel
Omega SoundClown
K/DA's Akali
Susie Haltmann
Gigi D'Agostino and Fatman Scoops
Commander Tartar
Garfield

MASHUP WEEK: Part 6

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