"I'm I so out of touch with kirby lore.. no of course not."

TO: Chair Incorporated
SUBJECT: CODENAME [S.E.N.D.O.F.F.]
FROM: The Haltmann Works Company

[HALTMANN'S ARCHIVE]
FILE-???
The following is a pre-recorded message from [Susie Haltmann] on [April 9th, 2020].

Is this on? Hello, Chair Incorporated. I'm sure you're very aware of the recent decline in bosses, as many are packing their bags and seeking newer experiences. That is unfortunately the other reason I am making this recording. Our employers are cutting all ties to Chair Inc, as it is no longer a recognizable identity. I, however, wanted to personally apologize to you and your condition. It's not on contract for me to disclose any form of empathy to a client, but I... can't help but feel bad. I personally wish you a full recovery. I'd send you a gift basket on behalf of the company, but I'm afraid it's against our policy to have a heart as a heartless corporation. Farewell, Mr. Chair. And thank you for your kindness.
Ciao!
[End transmission. Sending bill...]

This track was made by MoonageDream @moonagedream with art by https://twitter.com/WaluigiWEH.

A Callback to the Haltmann Works Company's finest moments.
★ TheGuy - Metallic Mania
★ TheGuy and Mr. 404 - Vs. The Wicked Secretary
★ Tootn't - Susie Feels Good
★ ImaginaryShadows - sacred square 08
★ El Senva - Making the Cut!
★ ImaginaryShadows - Hip Hop Hyness
★ TheGuy - Victory! Susie

Stay Jammin, Susie. Enjoy your savage destruction.

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