Welcome back to MASHUP WEEK! Tommorow begins the Loser's Bracket, a chance for the fallen contestants to return to the bracket! Be careful though; the Offkey's, corrupted versions of Quatrafinals losers, and more of Chair's hitmen are here to cause chaos! Enjoy this arrangement by Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai to open up the new account! 
WELCOME INCELS, CHAIR HERE!  This is the losers bracket, where all of your precious little LOSERS- (and Billie) come to get another chance.  BuT YOU BETTER REMEMBER IF ANYONE LOSES HERE THEY'RE GONE FOR GOOD!  SO YOU BETTER MAKE THOSE PATHETIC VOTES OF YOURS COUNT.  NOT THAT IT MATTERS SINCE THEY'LL BE DESTROYED BY THE POWER OF THE OFFKEYS.  See you on the other side, IDIOTS! HAHAHAHA  (please let Billie win)
HEROBRINE & DIO vs OFFKEY FRANK
HEROBRINE vs DIO BRANDO
KE$HA & BARKLEY vs OFFKEY SCOTT
KE$HA vs QUAD CITY BARKLEY
METTATON & BILLIE EILISH vs OFFKEY NEIL
METTATON vs BILLIE EILISH 
SNAIL-CHAN & FLAT ERIC vs OFFKEY RWJ
SNAIL-CHAN vs FLAT ERIC

BRACKET: Losers

🄾🄵🄵🄺🄴🅈 ⒻⓇⒶⓃⓀⓊ : 僕はセックス大好き. いつもセックス、毎日やりたいセックス
DIO: How DARE you use such VILE language in my presence! I, DIO, shall do everything in my power to crush you! 「THE WORLD」!!!
Herobrine : You understand him , Brando? I can't fathom a word he's saying.
𝓹𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 : 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝔻𝔸ℝ𝕂 𝕃𝕆ℝ𝔻  ̴̎̂I̴̎́S̵͒̔ ̵͑͂H̴̄̿È̴̊R̸̐̂È̶̘
Herobrine : Now you're speaking my language! Bring it on, you waste of bytes!

What's going on?! What was supposed to be the simple fight between 3 losers has turned into a fight for their lives! Now, in the face of the distorted Filthy Frank , stand the two individuals, who's presence on their series can not be forgotten; The forgotten and unremovable Herobrine, and the Bloodthirsty Joestar Killer, DIO Brando. Will these two prevail in this 𝔟𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 of rΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣJɆ₵₮₴? 【ｃｈａｉｒ】: ₱ⱤØ฿₳฿ⱠɎ ₦Ø₮ ⱠØⱠ
This mashup was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam, with art by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown and Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai. Stay Jammin!

Sacrificing the Pillar Mobs

This arrangement was made by Cameron @tx_cameron with art by ConstipatedNugget @nugman07 and 2D37 @insignificant-weeaboo. Stay Jammin!
Hello internet, welcome to MASHUP WEEK. Well, that's what he would say if he didn't get kicked out of the bracket. Billie Eilish was easy to deal with, but it seems Scott wasn't cool enough to defeat Heavy.
SCOTT THE WOZ: "Hey all! Scott here! A couple weeks ago, I didn't really EXPECT to be upstaged by some russian guy that eats sandwiches all day, but hey, it happens."
To be fair, Scott wasn't torn up too much about his loss. It's a MIRACLE within itself that TF2 is still relevant. But before he could set up his outro, he couldn't help but notice something incredibly... off.

"Y'know, I sure do love being in the void! In a place where there's nothing but 𝖉𝖆𝖗𝖐𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖕𝖆𝖎𝖗, it certainly makes up for everything with such an invitingly d̸͇͙̎́à̵̲r̵̢͙͛k̴͓̈̚ atmosphere, especially while I'm slowly losing my memories and sentience.
I just want E̶̟̰͒̽V̷̳̺͛È̴̝R̵͎̪͛Y̵̜̙͆O̴͈̽̉N̴̤̆Ê̵̹̌ ̷̬̺͐ț̶̒o̶̡͙̾́ ̶̈́͂ͅṡ̵̢͙h̸̻͋a̵̜̾r̵̜̆e̶͕͛ t̵̠̎̈̈́̽̓͑̃̃͋̌͠͠h̵͓͇̰̮̲̩̬̰̦̼̰͙͑́̈́̈͠i̴̞͚̣̺̪̰̼̣̦̺̖͈͑̄̀͆͗̈́̿̃̋͜͝͝͝ṣ̷̡͙̤͇̞̰̣̪̻͎̠͓͆͊ ̵̲̍ṗ̴̧̬̞̯̥͉͚̥̣̠̬͝a̴͇̰̔͆̓͛̈́̍͑̔̌͝ĩ̵̟̞̮͓̱͕͐̐ͅǹ̸̟͇̲̫̌̅͛̀͒́̑̈́̀̂ ̵̩̖͖͍͖̫̄͌̈w̵̨̫̠̟̮̤̆̋̂̈̌í̵̯͉͍̗̘̞̯̞͍͕̀͐̽̋̍̑̒̒t̴̙̬̅̊̈́�̶̦̀̀̈́͊͗́̌̐͑͂̈̚ḥ̸̮͔̖͚͍̃̽̔̇͒͝͝ ̸̡̛̲̻̭͔̟͚̮͒̑̊͆̕ͅm̷̢̡͓̞̘͎̰͐͐̆͊̀͗̓̆̉̚̚͜e̵̡̮̗͎̙̝͍͍̣̫̍͑͑̉̐͋̓̿̔̚͠!̵̺̤͔̦͐̓͌̌̍̈́̃̕͘!! �̶̦̀̀̈́͊͗́̌̐͑͂̈̚�̶̦̀̀̈́͊͗́̌̐͑͂̈̚�̶̦̀̀̈́͊͗́̌̐͑͂̈̚ t̵̛̛̙̻̙͇͍̮̞͔̙͕̣͔̝͙̰̰̫͉͔͋́̆̓̄̆̂́̌̑͒̿̒́̔͝͠ẹ̵̡̢̧̬͍͈̘͎̭͖̞̭͉̞͎̦͚̙̞͖̜̩̗͗͊̽̓̎̏̅̄̀̔̌͛̓͛̂͆̇́̿̃͊̕͠͝͠r̷̼̮͉̬̰̦̝̫̰̖̻̈̊̅͋̉̈́͂̈́̍̈́͛̽̔̍̄͐͜m̴̛̞̤̻͎̥̥̝̯̼͙̥̖̣͍̑̽͆̇̿͒́͂̍̅̍͘͠i̸̧͕̳͉̻͓͍͇̭̬͎̣͔̭͇̪̫̬̬͔̎͛̉̑̄́̓̒͆̍̕͝n̸̨̧͇̤̘̙͚̱̥̟͔̪̲͒̒̓̍̆̓̒̃͑̕͜a̴̢̯̫̝̤̔͗́͑̽̎̂̈̇̇̈́̈́̈́͋͋͆̓̕͜͝l̴̛̩͔̰̳̗̋̾̏̊͗̓̀͆͘ͅ ̷̢̡̝̯͙̺͓͇̝̻̜̟̒̀̎̊͆̈́̋̔͗͆̀͠i̸̡̹̗͉͉̯̦̣̘̺̺͛́̎̈́̄̎͊̀͌̓͑͘͜l̸͖̺̤̞̭̭̜̙͈̏̈́̿̆͒͐͒̌̅͜l̸̛̗̲͖̙͎̟͇͍̺̝̫̦̜̺̺̱̩͈̗̻̫̦̺̜͆͊͆̀̒͋̐̾̅͘͜ņ̴̡̲̬̖͖̜̳̠̆̓͗̉͑̓̈́͒̔̓͆̀̔͗̈̚̕͝͝͝͠e̶̢̧̛͈̠͕̗͉̭̮͕̪̤̩̝̼̳̰̒͋̂̽̔̾͝ͅş̴̢̧͔̱͎̯̱̯̠̯͎̰̗̯̲̞̰͍̱͉͚̩́͂̅̌̇͒̃̈́̑̿̿̕s̶̞̤̱̝̗͓̖̪̽͊̚͜"

Scientific Breakout

KE$HA: Either there's glitter in my eyes, or that guy's bugging out! I might need some rehab after this...
BARKLEY: JAM!! WHAT'S UUUP?! (You can't be serious, is this for real?!)
ՏϲօԵԵ: G̵o̷ ̵b̴a̶c̴k̴ ̵t̵o̷ ̴D̷i̸c̴k̵ ̴V̵i̴t̸a̵l̴e̷ ̶a̶n̴d̷ ̴s̸i̷t̷ ̷a̸n̵d̴ ̵w̸a̸t̵c̵h̷ ̴f̵r̸o̸m̸ ̸t̴h̴e̵ ̷b̶e̶n̷c̶h̸e̸— Ţ̴͔̰̪͙͉̘̀̅̅͘H̴̡͎̗̻͇̟̦̫̝͚͆̈́͆̀́̄̈́̅͠A̵̤̗̠̫̩̞͙̲̒́͂ͅŢ̸̢̛̠͖͔̩͕̣͙̀͐̊ͅ ̸͇͇͍̖͓͖͂̃̏͋͐͘͝͝B̸͇̒̈̃̋̈́̀̔̚͠Å̵̛̦̲̠̺͇̔̆̄̕L̸̝͚͔̯̘̥͗͜L̷̲͚̪̦͍̪̇̔̔̃͜ ̸͙͉̗̀̔̄̎̔͌H̶̢̨̧͕̜̠̤̜̙͈̼̍́A̵̧͕̞͇̟͓̟͕͙̅̿̾̄̂̏S̶̤͈̠̗̭̮̮̞̻̻̏̈́̾̒̀ ̴̖̹͙̘͉͈̱͎̣͔̙͑̈̊͂̔̋̈A̷̛̞̹̺̯͕͚̳̙͒͗̿̚͘͝ ̸̥̲̳̖͆̓͛͛͋͠F̶̙̐̇̎́̅̾̐̃̚A̶͈͍͈̺͑̆̓̏̽̒̓͑̉̾C̵̛͇̣̦̮̦̬͌͗̐͛̔̄̑̄̕E̵̡̡͍̗͎̲͛̄̎͝ͅ ̷̨̝̞͙̠͖́̑̈́̆̐͂̏̑͝͠ͅ 𝔾𝕆𝔻 𝕋ℍ𝕀𝕊 ℍ𝕌ℝ𝕋𝕊 ℍ𝔼𝕃ℙ 𝕄𝔼 🅗🅔🅛🅟 🅜🅔
Hey all, Mashup Week here! Today, a werewolf and a baller have teamed up for a 2-on-1 battle with Scott the Woz, who's been corrupted by self-hatred! Can these two save the YouTuber in time? Or is he destined to fall with the Wii Shop? Listen in to find out!
This track was made by vvsvlogs @vvsvlogs, with art by ConstipatedNugget @nugman07, TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai, and 2D37 @insignificant-weeaboo. Stay Jammin!

Stop The Woz

mashup and art by theguy @theguys-spicy-soundclown

"Also, don't wanna be that guy, but because Hat Kid and Farquaad lost in the semifinals, th͑ͮ̿ey̐ͬ wo̎n't b͒ͨe cominͪ͂g̔ b͊ack̽ͥ.ͣ̎ ́ͦto̔ the̽̔͆ ̈́̀͆tourͫn̄̃am̐eń̿̇t̍̃. T̓̉͑H̢ͭ͑ẾͪỲ͗ͤ ҉͟H͓̮̀À̛̞Dͫ̈ͣ T̲̘̱H̓̉͂Ėͩ̚I̅͌͛R͙͎̤ ͗͋͒C̎̈͌Ȟ̓̏A̭̝̳Ņ̵̘C̾ͫ̅Eͫ̓ͧ."

Falling.
Falling.
F̘͈̰̓ͫͭã͎̱̱̹̝̺̳͎̲͛̅́̽͂̍̂̌l̲̻̼͔ͬ̏̏̃l̟̙̭͕̖̅ͪͮ͛̂i͓̱̦͊ͨ̊n̥̘̳̰̹͖̰̜̞̞͙̠̠͙͊́̾ͦ͊̃̓̅̑̽̔ͨ̈͊g̙̱̤̹̼̙͕ͪ͊̓̇ͩ̃̈.̺̩̼͖̣
“G̱͓̱̞̳͚͈̟͈̙ͯͫ̍̋̇̉̽͆̅͒-̰̙̩̪͖͚̖͇͙̖̣̝̣ͨ̋̍͋͑̆ͩ͂̾͂͋ͪ̚Gỏ̖̜͚͚̪̣̬̙͔̫̥̝̪̣̄̎ͯͭ̆̓̓̇͆ͮ̇ͣ͊̽ͅo̼̜̬̤͂͛ͩ̀d͙͙̰͍̹̱̞̘̥͍͚ͤͥ̾ͮ͒̈́ͤ̾̽ͬ̚by͇̙̣̙͉̪͙͍͚͍͇̹͇̦̮ͩ̓̃̄̊ͩ̏̎͐ͨ͂ͣ̾ͩͦe͒̑̉̓̒,̂͗ ̗̞͕̠̖̪̻̲̜͈͕͎͙̻̬c̗̗̣͙̺͇͈͕͉̲̒͐̓͑̈́ͮ̓ͥ̀̎ru͔̟̦̼͖͛̏̓̀̒e̪̲̼̮͕̰̟͔̗̙̳͒̾̋̐̓͌͛̑͆̓͐l͍͔̼̖̠̩̆͂ͫ͗͛͛ ̊ͭ̋͋ͫͤ́ͪ̚w͈͓̞͈͒̈́̿ͮo̞̣̣͍̲͇̬̻̻̜̪ͮ̇ͨ̅͋̓̍͋̏ͨ̀̅ͅrlͩ̌͂̄̋ͪ̍ͦ̚̚d̪̰̺̳̟̩̻͈̝͔̜̘͇̭!̦̩̜͗ͪ̍”
“I̠m̯̔p̙̗͕̽͊̄o̱̹̲̘͉̟̙̦̬̜͔͆̌́̏ͨ̐͌ͧ̀̓̑ș͈͈̻̹͙ͅs̟̯̅̂i̹̬̬͓̲͇̘̙̝̥͆̾͊̑̔̓̊ͪ͌̈́b͖̭̦̗̘̍̋͐ͥ̅l̯͈̭͔̳̥͙̖͇͖̺̟̮͓e̟̳̖̝̟̗̦̬̫̬̰̦̘̝̦!̙̲͉͓̝͇͎́ͣ̾̔͐͌̌ ̥̦̥̖̤̳̲͕͍I͍͉̮͉̺͍̘̖̜̞̺͊̐͊ͥ̊̀̐͂ͤ̃̚ṯ̺͎̜͇̘̥͍̯̭̱ͣ̀̎ͫͩ̓̉ͬ̂ͧ̚ ͉̲̖̩̊̐͊̓c̬͚̦͔̪͖͕̩̆̾̑ͨ̉̆̈́̍aṇ̟̫͓̦͆̏̊̌̿ͫͅ'͔̠̝̺̱̖͓̗̥̺͖͇͇͙̙̍̈́̏͂̈͆̆̇̓ͯ́̐̓ͨ͌t̥̪̦̲̺͉̙̯̝̽̌̾̎ͪͨ̑̇̋ ̥̝e̺̖̳͕̻͇̠̲̱̳̖̼͈ṋ̲̞̼̤̣̞̳͖̟͚͉͇͖͐͐͋ͪ͛̏̔ͧ̾͂͐ͫ̍ͧ̈́ͅḓ̫͉͍͉̙̗̹̟͚̭͓ͮ͌̏ͪͫ̔ͬ̄̉̀̀̄ͧͅ ͚͈̦̬͕̲̝͚͉̑̐͂̈ͮ̐̾̇̉́ͅlȉ̗̹̼̯̜̟̬̖̗͕͍͈̖͚ͯ̓͛͆͌͂́ͧ͊͛̌ͤ͒ͫͅk̩̇ẻ̟͍͕̭͉̳̥̀ͤ̇̍̉ͭ͐̍ͅͅ ͖̠͎̩̄̃́̄t̟̹͙̻͖̲͉̠̟̲̝̪̻̎̐̉ͧ͐̈̏̏̓̾ͩ͋͗h̞͉̳̙̬̱is!̹͙̩͔̱̯̣̥̣͎͊̓ͯ͗͛ͫ̒͑͗̚”
F̘͈̰̓ͫͭã͎̱̱̹̝̺̳͎̲͛̅́̽͂̍̂̌l̲̻̼͔ͬ̏̏̃l̟̙̭͕̖̅ͪͮ͛̂i͓̱̦͊ͨ̊n̥̘̳̰̹͖̰̜̞̞͙̠̠͙͊́̾ͦ͊̃̓̅̑̽̔ͨ̈͊g̙̱̤̹̼̙͕ͪ͊̓̇ͩ̃̈.̺̩̼͖̣
F̬̯͓ͥ̆̆̎ͅḁ͍̲͙̥͉llͦ͒͐̂in̝g͉̞̳̹.
F̬̯͓ͥ̆̆̎ͅḁ͍̲͙̥͉llͦ͒͐̂in̝g͉̞̳̹.
Fǎ͕͍͎͑͐l̦̜̅̌l͎̝͛̆ḭ̟͐̐n̩̓g̮̲̩̓̑ͭ.̘̘̍́
.̤̈́.ͮ̅.̅̃̆.̝͚͍̍̉̈.̝̫̣̿͆ͬ.̜̥͌̑.̜́..̪.͔̦ͤͫ̏ͅ.͙̺͙̒ͪͪ..ͫ͊.̓ͦ̽.̯͌̓

Hat Kid and Farquaad woke in a place they didn't quite recognize… yet, it felt all too familiar to them. A myriad of shifting shapes, feathers and Jiggies, broken cookies, stone walls and marshy swamp patches… It wasn't a land Far, Far Away, and it certainly wasn't the Hatship.

But. There was a path forwards.

Well, future kings don't wait for little children. He has a castle to look over. That loss didn't happen. And anyone who mentioned it shall be fed to the big, bad wolf.
 
FARQUAAD: "I have no time to play with some child and her toys! I have a KINGDOM to return to! LORD knows what Thelonious has done to it without MY creative vision."

Hat Kid, not wanting to be alone, rushes after the weird, creepy, prince guy. She felt for her hat, only to remember what she did with it.

She...
She really wishes Mr. Misha is alright...

Goodbye To The Semifinalists

masup by Theguy @theguys-spicy-soundclown and art by ms360 @mate-rodriguez and wholpunch @whole-punch
There's something incredibly painful about being the founder of mashup culture and losing to an insurance company.
NEIL CICIEREGA: "Well that's a shame. Losing not even halfway in the tournament. Winning could've been the greatest achievement since the LIFETIME achievement… ...No. No, I refuse to believe I lost to some boomers!! I'll show them.
I'll show them all some REAL Mouth Power!"
They always said Neil was fated to beat Geico. He was supposed to win. It was so close…
But how did it come to this? A measly 10 votes? Even when you had the best sources?
No. He doesn't accept this. He had the best sources. He was the REAL winner of MASHUP WEEK.
Now, glowing red with a JAMMIN' ENERGY and the power of the Lemon Demon within…
Neil shall earn the life that is rightfully his.
No matter What.

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Phil Collins Is Gone

This mashup was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam, with art by ConstipatedNugget @nugman07 and Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai. It also stars Gnirob @gnirob as Lou Bega and Aaron Carter. Stay Jammin!
REMINDER: THIS MASHUP IS NOT REAL. NOTHING IS REAL. TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS. CREAK SQUEAK.

MEANWHILE...
Heavy eats at a table in the Weekyard Hotel cafeteria. The table he is at is empty, save for his minigun, Sascha. His meal consists of several helpings of meat a foot tall all in a Sandvich. Before Heavy can take a bite, CactusGuard approaches him.
CACTUS: Hey, big guy! Just the man I was hoping to see!
HEAVY: What does purple man want? Heavy is busy with Sandvich.
CACTUS: I need help with a job. I’ll make it up to you, I promise.
HEAVY: Can Heavy finish Sandvich first? 
CACTUS: Uh...yeah, sure.
In a grotesque display, Heavy devours the foot-tall Sandvich. CactusGuard looks on in horror.
HEAVY: So, what does purple security guard want?
CACTUS: R-r-right this w-way.
Heavy follows CactusGuard outside to the parking lot. Across from the parking lot stands a green figure.
CACTUS: That guy over there has been disturbing some of the other contestants.
HEAVY: What is he doing that is wrong?
CACTUS: Stalking some of the contestants. Snail-Chan called me last night and told me she saw him staring at her from her window, standing in that same spot. He hasn’t moved an inch since we first saw him. He’s just standing there, menacingly.
HEAVY: And you want me to remove him?
CACTUS: Preferably.
HEAVY: Why could you not do it yourself? Are you not security guard?
CACTUS: Yeah, but everything I’ve tried hasn’t worked. He’s still there, just...staring.
HEAVY: Let Heavy take care of him.
Heavy steps forward and starts walking slowly towards the figure, CactusGuard in tow.
HEAVY: YOU! STUPID! MOVE!
GREEN SANS: ...
HEAVY: If you do not move, I promise there will be much pain!
GREEN SANS: ...
Heavy feels slightly intimidated by this interloper. Heavy quickly brushes it off.
HEAVY: You leave Heavy no choice.
Heavy starts walking briskly towards Green Sans. Suddenly, Green Sans breaks into a sprint, running at a high speed towards them.
HEAVY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CACTUS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Heavy and CactusGuard team run back into the hotel before Green Sans could catch them. They flop down behind the sofa in the lobby, panting.
CACTUS: Forget it. He can stay.
HEAVY: I fear no man. But....that thing...
(They turn around, peek out from behind the sofa, and look out the window. They discover that Green Sans is staring at them from the other side of the window, and zip back down to hide.)
HEAVY: It scares me.

Scatman and Slam-Chan

Hahaha, MASHUP WEEK, your tournament is awesome. As the leader of the Avengers, and an overall technological genius, Tony Stark is here to prove that he's got the stuff to take over the bracket. With music from Marvel films, heavily ironic memes, and boomer rock, he's ready to set this tournament up to 3000 degrees and leave everyone not feeling so good. Epic win!
★Songs from or featured in Marvel Films
(The Avengers’ Theme, Come and Get Your Love)
★Songs used in heavily ironic memes
(Crab Rave, Hamood Habibi, Big Apple 3AM)
★Boomer Rock music
(Back in Black, Highway to Hell, Hail to the King)
This track was made by El Senva @el_senva, and this art was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

Come And Get This Love

MTT: This world needs us stars more than it needs mindless creeps!
Billie: You can say that again, you ready to fuck up this bad guy?
Neil: dͪ͑̈́ ͈̀ͤd̮̦ͪO̞͝n̂̅̌t̊̄̚W̃͏̭oͧ͒ͧr̆̽̚R̭̄ͨR̽̅̏y̴̭̱ ͛̍ͫB͎̈́a̙̫͡bͨͭ͏y͓̭͡I͂̏ͪ ̔̆ͩ‘̋ͣͫ ͙͎̈́m͒̂̆ ͪ̅̎g̿̋ͯOͫ͗ͤN̓̅̉ṅͮ͜a͉ͮͨņ͒̀Pͤ̀ͥǗ̫̎tͭ̀͘a̹͍͒m̐ͨ̐i̔̅͏l̄ͩ̃l͒̉̅i͔̭̞ọ̩̚ňͮ͊ ͑̄̚Eͮ̀̚Yͯ͊̆E̾̈́͋Ṡ͋͂ ͦ̓͌b̐̄̈a͐͌̋Cͭ̒ͫ ͪ͌̃K ON yO҉u !
Oh no! The mashup creator turned offkey maniac is back, with a burning glow in his eye! Can Billie Eilish, former queen of the Billboard 100, and Mettaton NEO, the new and improved form of the robot star, save Neil from his downward spiral? Listen in to find out!
This track was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, with art by MS360 @mate-rodriguez, Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai, Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget, and WholePunch @whole-punch. Stay Jammin!

Stronger Moods

MashupRune's art and concept was created by Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget. Tissues and Issues was made by DiamondBrickZ @diamondbrickz, and I'm Only Good at Being Bad was made by El Senva @el_senva. Stay Jammin, and happy birthday Billie!

Chair and Billie were always connected mentally in a way, if one felt extremely strong emotions it would slightly carry onto the other, if the emotions were strong enough, one could even see from the other’s perspective! How did this occur? Perhaps it was to do with how Billie brought Chair to life? Who knew, they never thought into it, they just focused on how they were friends... WERE, friends....

After Billie had less and less time for Chair due to her fame, his emotions had little to no impact on her. Chair, however, OBSESSED over Billie, always hoping for a day they’d come back, a day where they could just have fun like they used too... Maybe even make a song again! Chair remembered how they worked on Ocean Eyes together, it was some of the best times he ever had in life!... Sadly nothing like that ever happened... But, due to this obsession with Billie, her emotions effected Chair a lot! Having mood swings didn’t help at all, considering Chair was already quite irritable from his current circumstances... Having your best friend leave you to go to some dumb mashup tournament and NEVER even say goodbye would hurt a good few people’s feelings, Chair included...
The results of Scott VS Billie are about to be revealed, Chair is floating at the computer screen

Y’know, maybe I can try to look at things a little positively for a change! Billie Eilish, my best friend out there, is on this tournament! Maybe she’ll win, that’s always good, right? I mean there’s nothing BAD that could happen, it’s just a simple tournament  (even if I do hate it with my guts).

Chair, after eagerly reloading the page, sees the results, he clicks immediately!

beat
Chair got extremely close to the screen..
“Duh!”
Chair started vibrating in place, he was extremely exited
beat
It was almost there, Billie’s victory, he knew it had to be...
“AHHHHH!”
He knew...
horn sounds
She had to win! Her sources were so good!
“THE WINNER IS!...”

Come on! Come on! Come on!

The unmistakable sound of Scott’s “Hey All!” Started, Chair started into a fit of rage.

  OF COURSE, OF GODDAMN COURSE, BILLIE LEAVES ME, AGAIN, FOR SOME STUPID ASS MASHUP TOURNAMENT! AND GUESS WHAT, SHE DOESNT EVEN WIN, ITS ALL USELESS! SCREW THIS! IM SO PISSED I COUL-

Chair was cut off, Billie’s emotions started to carry onto Chair, the emotions were quite strong, easily explained by her loss, but they kept getting stronger, and stronger, until Chair started to feel a... falling sensation..?
Chair slowly descended to the ground and started to get locked in place, he was starting to see what Billie could see, but usually it was never this... clearly.... the emotions had never been that strong, he guessed. The vision got clearer and the sensation of falling felt more real, until Chair could 100% see and feel what Billie saw and felt... And it hurt Chair quite a lot, he couldn’t explain what he was seeing, but it was horrible...
Billie was falling into a black and white void, god knew how she got there, but there she was, nearly every single negative Billie ever had came upon her (and by extension Chair) like ravenous dogs. The thoughts slowly began to consume Billy, mocking her for her loss. How could she, THE, Billie Eilish, be defeated by some damn stupid nerd, so here she was, where the thoughts told her she deserved to be. Chair broke from the vision momentarily.
WH-WHAT THE CRA-
the visions retuned, cutting him off, he broke free
WHERE THE HELL IS SH-

[CONTINUED IN NEXT UPLOAD]

Tissues and Issues + I'm Only Good at Being Bad

FLAT ERIC: Wro? Wrow, wrow wrow? (Oh? Mon forum sera bercé, hein?)
SNAIL-CHAN: Watch out, Eric! I heard he's an EXPERT with a beam sword!!
𝕣𝕨𝕛: D҉O҉I҉N҉ Y҉O҉U҉R҉🅑🅐🅛🅛🅢𝕸𝕺𝕸'𝕾ᘜᓎᖶ ᗅ ᕿᙍᘉᓿS
OH MY GOSH!!!!!!! RayWilliamJohnson, an energy-fueled maniac corrupted by the void, has attacked Snail-Chan and Flat Eric! Can these two small and friendly combattants save him from the forum's wrath? Or are these musicians cursed to an offkey fate? Listen in to find out!
This track was made by WholePunch @whole-punch, who also created art with ConstipatedNugget @nugman07, TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, MS360 @mate-rodriguez, KryptoDigital @kryptodigital, and Epic Dude @epic_piss_lord. Stay Jammin!

Mmyy Ppaarrttyy

Flat Eric: Wrow (Pathétique escargot, Vous allez crever!)
Snail-Chan: I'm Positif that you're gonna get smashed!!
https://forms.gle/FwKzTodpQH7WXGFL9
This track was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam, with art by MS360 @mate-rodriguez, WholePunch @whole-punch, ConstipatedNugget @nugman07, and KryptoDigital @kryptodigital. Stay Jammin!

(After an exciting party and battle, Flat Eric and Snail-Chan stay after to clean up the place.)
SNAIL-CHAN: Tonight has been awesome!! You got some pretty awesome beats, Eric.
FLAT ERIC: Wrow wrow! (Merci! Je vous remercie! Tu étais incroyable là-bas.)
SNAIL-CHAN: Dang, I really wish I knew what you were saying. You're french, right?
FLAT-ERIC: Wrow wrow, wrow wrow wrow wrow. (Oui.)
SNAIL-CHAN: ... W-We REALLY need a translator for you.
???: Perhaps I could be of service.
(Snail-Chan and Flat Eric looked behind them. Why, it was the one and only Mr. Oizo himself: QUENTIN DUPIEUX!!)
FLAT ERIC: WROW WROW WROW!!! (Je ne peux pas y croire! C'est bien toi!)
(Flat Eric leaps up into Quentin's arms and hugs him tightly. Quentin rests Eric on his shoulder.)
SNAIL-CHAN: Wait, YOU'RE Mr. Oizo? What are you doing here?
MR. OIZO: Well, I wanted to check out this, how you say, Mashup Week? Figured I'd stop by and see how my little guy's doing!
SNAIL-CHAN: Oh! Cool. So, wait, what do you mean you could help translate Eric?
MR. OIZO: Well, it would be kind of repetitive to translate everything Eric says back and forth to you, so I figured, why not just make a device that translates on it's own? I'm no tech wiz, but I think this could help!
(Quentin attaches a square device to Eric's neck. Eric clears his throat and gives it a shot.)
FLAT ERIC: Wrow? Wrow wrow? (Hello?) (Can you he-
(Eric stops and excitedly looks at Snail-Chan and Quentin.)
FLAT ERIC: WROW WROW!! Wrow wrow wrow!! (OH MY GOD, THIS IS AMAZING!! Thank you, Quentin, my friend!!)
MR. OIZO: No, thank you, Eric. For introducing this tournament to the art of Ed Banger.
SNAIL-CHAN: So, Quentin, do you plan on sticking around?
MR. OIZO: I'm afraid not, for my talents are needed elsewhere. Farewell, my friends!!
(Quentin's shoes sprout rockets from underneath him. He extends one hand out and takes off into the air, crashing through the roof.)
FLAT ERIC: Wrow wrow... (Farewell, sweet prince...)
SNAIL-CHAN: Is he... is he gonna pay for that, or?
THEGUY: OH COME THE FUCK ON!!

Rythme D’Escargot

This mashup was made by vvsvlogs @vvsvlogs with art by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown and Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai. Stay Jammin!

Scott and Heavy meet up again after everything is said and done shaking each others hand.
"You impress me little man!  You were not even scared after I threatened to break baby toys!" 
"Oh I was terrified, but that wouldn't have looked good for the viewers." 
Heavy lets out a loud roaring laugh before slapping Scott on the back, sending him into the dirt face first.
"Oops!" As he picks Scott up off the ground, the two hear footsteps approaching before facing to see-!

"Uh, you fellas aren't busy I hope?" she smiles nervously while rubbing her arms.
"Is tiny Gem!  Heavy will get Sasha!"
"I'll get the bat!" 
Spinel puts out her hands, pleading. "No no!  Wait I just wanna talk!"  She sighs as the two lower their weapons. "L-look... I only worked with that lousy piece of furniture cause he finally gave me somethin' to do." She looks to them. "I was alone for 6000 years before he came in and told me the truth; I thought that if I defeated you then I'd finally have a friend again."  She begins to tear up "But I lost and then he just threw me away just like she did!"  Spinel puts her hands to her eyes and begins to sob.

Scott and Heavy look to each other before walking forward. "Please, come with us. It would seem you are having much to say." Heavy puts his hand on her shoulder.
Scott pipes up. "Yeah!  Plus I know something that cheers me up, a good ol session of Madden 08'!"  
The group walks away a smile forming on Spinel's face. It looks like she did end up finding someone after all.

Stephen Universe

SNAIL: Oh boy it sure is a good day at the Weekyard Hotel, home of the Mashup Week Tournament on Soundcloud
LIL JON: WHAT?!?!??!??
NEIL: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING GET OVER HERE AND HELP US
HOBART: WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
EMINEM: THIS IS BULLSHIT GODAMMN CAMERA ATTACKING THE GAYLORD AND THE STUDIO
GEICO: Anyways Snail-Chan nice job on winning the last match I love the Kawaii-Bass / Future Funk Genre
DJ K: I too love funky beats but tHATS NOT THE PRIORITY RIGHT NOW

This mashup and art was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Thank you so much, every person on the Siivagunner Team for inspiring this whole thing. We wouldn't be here without you all. Stay Jammin!

Meanwhile... ~ A KFAD Tribute

DIO: ...Tch. このような時間の無駄.
KE$HA: The party didn't stop once I walked in. Keep that party beat alive, everyone!
MTT: Thank you, everyone. You've all been a wonderful audience.
FLAT ERIC: Wrow wrow! (Au revoir pour le moment, fans et amis! Nous vous remercions profondément pour l'amour et le soutien.)
For the past months, these characters have fought their absolute hardest to bring entertaining music to you all. However, in the end, there can only be one winner. Ke$ha, Dio, Mettaton, and Flat Eric have been eliminated from the tournament, so please enjoy this medley by Vincent Mashups @vincents-memes-246806282. Stay Jammin!

Farewell To the Fallen

FRANK: It's been a ride you ugly son of a bitch, but your autistic fan base ain't got nothing on me.
HEROBRINE: Poor choice of last words, young man.
FRANK: Come get it you dumb blocky fuck. I am going to piss on you!!!
HEROBRINE: Sticks and stones may build my homes, but your insults cannot wither me!!!
https://forms.gle/oHsB8WCrnFJbhPMZ7

This cover / parody was a collaborative effort, with lyrics by Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget, Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai on the instrumental, TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, and Gnirob @gnirob on the background vocals. This cover art was made by vvsvlogs @vvsvlogs and Mr. Porkchop @mr-porkchop777. Stay Jammin!

(Filthy Frank is smoking outside the HQ. He's been fully recovered from his injuries and is ready to compete once again in the tournament. Not much later, Herobrine spawns right beside Frank.)
FILTHY FRANK: AGH!! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?! AT LEAST WARN ME WHEN YOU DO THAT SHIT!
HEROBRINE: My apologies, Mr. Frank, haha. I simply wanted to get some fresh air.
FILTHY FRANK: ... Do you even NEED air? How the fuck does that work?
HEROBRINE: Well, not really. I just like to imagine I do... Where I'm from, that's basically the "go to" excuse for everything. When imagination makes up most of your life, you just... pretend to enjoy things, sometimes.
(Filthy Frank takes a puff from his cig.)
FILTHY FRANK: Damn man... now you got me thinkin' and shit. So like, you can EAT and all that shit, but, you don't really NEED to, right?
HEROBRINE: Well. Yes and no. It's... admittedly complicated.
(Filthy Frank takes another puff from his cig.)
FILTHY FRANK: Sounds deep, man... Actually, damn... Y'know, that'd make for a pretty good track. About thinking too harshly about shit and overcomplicating things... yeah. Yeah! Hey, block sucker, you think you're free this afternoon?
HEROBRINE: Er... Well, not really. Yeah, I'm free. Why do you sa-
(Filthy Frank puts a cigarette in Herobrine's mouth and lights it for him. Herobrine takes a big long puff, then a blocky cloud emits from his mouth.)
HEROBRINE: ... Damn.
FILTHY FRANK: "Devil's Lettuce" baby. FUCK the Christian Minecraft Servers. 
We're makin' music TONIGHT, baby!!

EPIC JOJI SANCTUARY MINECRAFT PARODY

Hey all, Scott here! He’s your average Dick Vitale enthusiast who enjoys his fair share of anything Nintendo! He may not be an RPG guy, but he still stands a chance in the tournament with the help of his endless supply of Wii Plays (and his friends, of course). He's pretty Awesome, Baby!
★Gaming YouTuber Themes
(JonTron, Projared, Game Theory, Arlo, Scott The Woz)
★Songs from Mario Kart, “Wii” Games, Smash Bros
(Double Dash OST, Lifelight, Wii Shop, Final Destination, Wii Play Music)
This mashup was made by ImaginaryShadows @imaginaryshadows, and this art was made by ConstipatedNugget @nugman07 and 2D37 @insignificant-weeaboo. Sorry for the late upload! Stay Jammin!

Ricky Kart Wii

This mashup was made by Gnirob @gnirob, with art by MS360 @mate-rodriguez and WholePunch @whole-punch. Stay Jammin!

SOMETIME BEFORE THE TOURNAMENT...
(It's a nice day at the Hotel. All the characters are out and about, talking with one another. Neil is enjoying his stroll around the building, and happened to see Farquaad in the lobby. Being a huge fan, Neil runs over to introduce himself.)
NEIL: Mr. Farquaad, sir! I'm a huge fan!
FARQUAAD: Hm? Ah! You must be that young fellow I've heard so much about.
NEIL: It's a pleasure to meet you, sir. The name's Neil. Neil Cicierega. I'm sure you've heard my mashup album?
(Neil pulls his "Mouth Sounds" album and hands it to Farquaad.)
FARQUAAD: Charmed. I'll hold onto this for later.
So, you wouldn't mind telling me what brought you here to such tournaments?
NEIL: Eh, the same way you guys got here I guess. There was this giant talking bus outside my house, and out of it came TheGuy.
FARQUAAD: That reminds me. Why DO people call this man... "TheGuy"?
NEIL: Modern problems require modern solutions, I suppose.
FARQUAAD: Ah.
(A moment passes. Neil and Farquaad exchange awkward looks.)
NEIL: Hey, uh, if you wouldn't mind, could you sign my guitar? Smash Mouth's kinda what inspired my mashup albums, haha.
FARQUAAD: Why, anything for an adoring fan!
(Farquaad pulls out a Dreamworks gel pen and signs Neil's guitar.)
NEIL: Thanks man!! You're the best! I'll catch you later!
FARQUAAD: Alright then, ta-ta!!
(Neil runs off. Farquaad turns and looks at Flat Eric, sitting next to him.)
FARQUAAD: Remind me to break out into a laughing fit once I crush the boys dreams, hm? Hahahahahaha!!
FLAT ERIC: Wrow..? (sigh) Wrow.

Wow, A Train Of My Own Truck!

NOTE: Due to his loss to Herobrine, Filthy Frank has been eliminated and will not be moving on through the bracket. Better luck next time!

Hey Boss! Welcome back to the Filthy Frank Show! After numerous years of banishment, Francis of the Filth has came back, ready to make the competition a whole lot more edgier and retarded to regain his lost chromosomes.
★Songs by George Miller (Joji, Pink Guy)
(She's So Nice, HELP, SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK, Attention)
★Infamous Songs in the Hip-Hop/Rap Genre
(My Name Is, Gucci Gang, Still D.R.E.)
★Songs that are either jokes, memes or ballads??
(Meme Machine, Rappin For Jesus, My Heart Will Go On)
This victory theme was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam, with art made by Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai. Stay Jammin!

Victory! - Filthy Frank

MashupRune's art and concept was created by Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget. This mashup was made by Gnirob @gnirob (with Smash Mouth vocals by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown). Stay Jammin!

BILLIE: ... my lord.
???: Ah, my little lotus on an evening's afternoon! I trust you've taken care of those ruffians as I've commanded?
BILLIE: ... well...
???: ... Well what is it then? Out with it, now.
BILLIE: i didn't.
???: WHAT?
BILLIE: these people... they've shown me compassion and kindness... unlike anything i've EVER really experienced... i can't bring myself to hurt them.
???: ... So, it's treason, then. After EVERYTHING we've worked so hard to achieve. Even with the PORTAL in place. You cannot bring yourself to stop these traitorous vermin?
KE$HA: Leave her alone.
???: Ah... the calvary has arrived! And in perfect timing, too.
BILLIE: ...
???: You were JUST about to witness me gather the last piece of the HEART I need!!
BILLIE: u-ugh!!
HAT KID: YOU BUT HER DOWN, YOU CREEP!!
RWJ: Yeah! That's our friend!!
???: Hahahaha... HAHAHAHA!!! Then it's decided!! We duel for the girl. Winner wins her over.
RWJ: Deal.
KE$HA: Let's make the most of this fight, everyone!!
HAT KID: Bang, BANG, BANG!!
???: TRY IF YOU MIGHT, FOOLISH JAMMERSMITHS...

FARQUAAD: ONLY SHOOTING STARS CAN BREAK THE MOLD.

Freek'n Picture Chaos

Do you smell lasagna? Or is it something, much more Ş̵͖̙͚̺͛̀̈́Î̷̫̖̌͗N̷̨̻͂͒̓Ḭ̴̲͆͂͠͠S̸̳͑́̆͘T̸̩͎̞̦̀̊͛̓E̷̜͕̚Ŕ̴͖̟̳̱͔̌? GARFIELD is all by himself and here to wreck havoc on the contestants (and showrunners)! With cat music, D̷͖͓̥̥̔̒̊E̴̞͇̱̣͎͐M̴̼̄͠Ȏ̴̭̼͓̠͓̮͉̥̮̓̽N̸̢͙̺̞̣̝̟̈̾̓̓͌Ȉ̴̢̝͉̘̀̐̍͒̚͝C̵̨͉͙̩̔̉̎̔͌̉̍͘ ̶̣̲͚̲̆͆̔̾Ŕ̴͉̜͚̦͈̋͊Ī̵͖͉̣͎̱͚̬̱̮͋̂̋̔͗͝T̷̨̟͙̦͓̬̳͍̖̔̈́͗̍̽͗̀͛̅ͅṶ̷͊͆A̵̠̺̝͘Ļ̷̢̛͉̖̀̃̋͠͠͝Ş̷̦̜͕̬̼̥͌͑̽̉͗̐̃̊̚, and songs about himself, I'm here to take over this Splut Week once and for all. After all, you may try as you might, I'm running the show. This tournament is but the cheese strings on a savoury slice of Vito's Pizza. Now... Where could my pipe be?

★Songs from Garfield or related media
(Friends are There / Ready to Party, I Feel Good, Garfield Kart OST)
(You Reposted in the Wrong Neighbourhood by 青SHOKK)
★Songs about Cats
(What's New Pussycat, The Lion Sleeps Tonight, Everybody Wants to be a Cat)
★Songs from the Earthbound OST
(Battle Against a Weird Opponent, Porky Means Business!, Fourside)
★Songs related to DEMONS 
(DOOM, SILENT HILL, AMNESIA, DARK SOULS osts)

This mashup was made by ImaginaryShadows @imaginaryshadows and TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, with art by Can We Beat 5 Kids @beat5kids. Stay Jammin!

or at least, while you can

Otherworldly Feline

NEIL: My mask doesn't have ocean eyes, but you'll still be crying when this is over.
BILLIE: i don't really consider you much of a friend, so i won't be crying when i bury you.
https://forms.gle/WxwmcVGGBcQQzbX4A

Welcome once again folks! The last time Neil fought was when he was corrupted. Now that he's back in the game, he's here to show the loser's bracket what he's made of! However, he'll have to face the cynical (and now legal) singer Billie Eilish! Who will come on top in this exciting match? Well, that's for you to decide! https://forms.gle/WxwmcVGGBcQQzbX4A

This track was a major collaboration between:
Ieslar on the Arrangement, Guitar, and One Week Vocals
DiamondBrickZ on the Saxophone
CactusTeam on Billie Eilish Vocals
TheGuy on Bass + Neil Cicierega Vocals
Gnirob on Banjo + Background Vocals
and Fenzo for the battle art.
@filthy_ass_senpai @diamondbrickz @cactusteam @theguys-spicy-soundclown @gnirob @real-inspector-gadget.
Stay Jammin!

No Eyed Senorita: Live

RWJ: Woah, kiddo! I'm ready to send you packin', but i gotta go hit up your mom first. 
Snail-Chan: How many times are you gonna make that joke old man? And all those flames... relax Ray, just chill out for once!
https://forms.gle/wkiWQneeALEKqJLx6
[Insert exciting description here. Make it sound cool, then put the voting link.] https://forms.gle/wkiWQneeALEKqJLx6
This track was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam, with art by CheezyVEVO @cheezyvevo. Stay Jammin!

Happy Kitty On A Trampoline

Vous êtes des animaux against this contestant! Representing anything Ed Banger, here comes Flat Eric! From Mr. Oizo to Justice, with all the amazing french artists at their disposal the chances of winning are surely Positif!
★ Songs by Mr Oizo
(Positif, Cut Dick, Gay Dentists)
★ Other Ed Banger artists
(Justice, Breakbot, DJ Mehdi, SebastiAn)
★ Songs they've sampled
(Lyn Collins, Hamilton Bohannon, Multiple Funk-Disco Songs)
This track was made by Gnirob @gnirob, with art made by MS360 @mate-rodriguez and WholePunch @whole-punch. Stay Jammin!

Gay Move, Hun

This mashup was made by Cameron @tx_cameron with art by MS360 @mate-rodriguez and Plasman @plasmaan. Stay Jammin!
(The Weekyard Hotel, 7:06 PM.)
(Most of the contestants are out and about at the food court, ordering and eating their various sandwiches, spaghetti, pixelated steaks.., when suddenly, a familiar yet dark figure appears from a corridor.)
H̵A̷T̴ ̵K̴I̷D̶:̶ H̶i̷ ̶g̸u̸y̷s̵!̶ ̴W̷h̷a̸t̵'̶s̵ ̸u̷p̵?̵
SNAIL: Oh my gosh! Hat Kid! Welcome back! I... are you ok?
H̵A̷T̴ ̵K̴I̷D̶:̶ ̷W̸h̵a̵t̶ ̸a̷r̵e̷ ̷y̵o̶u̷ ̸t̴a̶l̵k̸i̸n̸g̷ ̸a̸b̶o̶u̷t̷?̷ ̶I̷'̸m̵ ̴f̵i̸n̸e̴.̷ ̷:̵P̶
HEROBRINE: How did you escape that eternal void?
H̷A̸T̵ ̷K̴I̷D̵:̴ ̴¯̴̵̷¯\_(ツ)_/¯
NEIL: Where in the world are your eyes, girl?
H̷A̷T̷ ̵K̸I̸D̶:̵ ̷O̵h̴,̵ ̷t̷h̸i̴s̴ ̸o̶u̵t̸f̶i̶t̷?̵ ̵I̴t̸'̶s̶ ̸f̶r̷o̷m̷ ̵m̷y̸ ̴g̸a̵m̶e̴.̴ ̴D̸̢̄ö̵̗͈́n̸͉̈́̿'̸̖͂t̴̼͙͘ ̶̼̞̆̊w̷̏͜o̸͍̟̎r̵̖̟͒͐r̶̗̍́ŷ̵͖̫͗ ̸̻̪͛̄a̴͉͍̿b̸̧̰̑o̵͖͌ͅư̶̘͂t̸̜̓ ̵̼̈́ͅĭ̷̭͜ṱ̴̃͝!̵̧̀͝
FRANK: This loli's beyond fucked. I'm out.
(Frank stands up, accidentally knocking his tray of ravioli and meatballs to the floor. He storms back to his room.)
SNAIL: Well... if you ever need anything, please tell me, alright?
H̴A̵T̴ ̴K̴I̵D̵:̴ ̶D̸e̴f̷i̸n̶i̷t̵e̴l̸y̷!̴ ̴T̶h̵a̴n̶k̵s̶ ̸f̵o̸r̷ ̶e̵v̷e̵r̸y̷t̵h̸i̷n̷g̵,̸ ̶s̷l̴i̸m̵e̴b̴a̷l̴l̸!̷
SNAIL: You're welcome! ...wait, what did you call me?
(But Hat Kid had already gotten in line to get a slice of cake. Confused, Snail-Chan stares at her before finishing her Cappuccino.)

Who're the Men with the Staches?

Welcome back to MASHUP WEEK! We've got some exciting boss fights and battles coming up soon! Who will conquer the losers bracket and face Heavy Weapons Guy and Geico Gaming in the Finals?! Enjoy this arrangement by Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai to welcome you to this new section. Stay Jammin!

Please note: it's inevitable that we'll have to move to Mashup Week Part 4 soon. We hope you'll be moving with us. Many say that we should just "buy SoundCloud Pro" so we can have infinite upload time. This sucks, because once one stops paying for the subscription, every track uploaded after the three hour point becomes private. This means that one would have to pay forever to allow everyone to listen to all of our tracks. It sucks, but that's the game you play when starting a tournament on SoundCloud. We hope you'll bear with us and enjoy the move when it inevitably happens.

Here are the battles to look forward to:
HEROBRINE and SCOTT vs COMMANDER TARTAR
HEROBRINE vs SCOTT THE WOZ
NEIL and SNAIL-CHAN vs GIGI & SCOOPS
NEIL CICIEREGA vs SNAIL-CHAN
^^^ WINNERS vs GARFIELD
THE LOSER BRACKET FINALS!!!!
Thank you for listening, and stay tuned for more battles coming soon! 
~  TheGuy

BRACKET: Losers Semifinals

This mashup was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown and Smittz https://twitter.com/smittz_/, who worked on this art with Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget. Stay Jammin!

(Bob Ross seemed to be taking a break in the food court, drinking a strawberry and mango smoothie. He was on commission by a certain CEO to paint a massive mural outside the lobby doors. Suddenly, he noticed that Commandar Tartar, or at least, his telephone, was sitting right there!)
BOB ROSS:  Oh, hey! You're that telephone boss!
TARTAR: W-What!? No I'm not! You're thinking of someone else.
BOB ROSS:  Relax friend, I'm no competitor. I'm just here to paint.
TARTAR:  I don't want an interview right now...
(TarTar seemed to be enjoying some time by himself. He glanced over at the table to his far left.)
FATMAN SCOOPS:  HEY! THAT'S MY LASAGNA!
GARFIELD: 🅸🅵 🆈ó̷̎🆄 🆆a̸͛͒🅽🆃 🆃ó̷̎ 🅺🅴🅴p̵̓͝ your 🅷a̸͛͒🅽🅳s 🅸🆃'🆂 🅽ó̷̎🆃...
FATMAN SCOOP:  THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME PUSSY!?
BOB ROSS:  I won't tell anyone. Just want some information on your side of the tournament...
TARTAR:  . . . Fine... The reason I'm here is because of those IDIOTS that call themselves bosses. They think they're evil? They fight over useless snack items. I'm here to kill, not to waste my time festering over edible items. I swear.
BOB ROSS:  Huh... that's quite the situation. Anything else about the tournament?
TARTAR:  Oh, there's a lot to say about it. Mr. Mclastname sure knows how to get the worst contestants. A robot, a teenager, and a puppet? This is the most childish thing I've seen, and I've seen kids shoot ink at each other...
BOB ROSS:  Well it's nice to get other's opinions on the situation. Thank you...
TARTAR:  Sure...
(Bob Ross went back to his seat, and finished his lukewarm smoothie.)
TARTAR: Now where is that red fellow with the cat? I've heard he wrote a song about me and my GENIUS! 
(From across the cafeteria, Neil's head perked up.)
NEIL: What?
(RayWilliamJohnson spits out his club soda, laughing.)
RAY: GUYS HE SAID IT!!! HE DID THE FUNNY!!!

Telephone With No Regrets ft. Neil Cicierega

HEROBRINE: This is definitely the weirdest mod showcase I've ever seen.
SCOTT THE WOZ: Hey, uh, I'm no phone operator, but I think this guy's gone haywire!!
TARTAR: Radical, it's a lets play, brah!! [DISABLING CONTEMPORARY SPEECH MODE] BRRZ-Z-T!! LET'S SEE IF I MAKE A GOOD FINAL BOSS, MASHUP WEEKLINGS.

Creeper? Hey all! Things are getting heated as an AI with a telephone, statue, and laser beam has risen from the hotel floor! Can a game reviewer and a Minecraft legend work together to stop this slimy menace? Or will the tournament be forced to face the ultimate, supreme lifeform? Listen in to find out!

This track was made by Gnirob @gnirob and Smittz https://twitter.com/smittz_/, with art by Brugman58 @brugman58. Stay Jammin!

Fly Firework Fly ~ Plug & Play

SCOTT: Wow, fighting a Minecraft creepypasta? At this rate I might get enough Virgin Points to sell me out of bankruptcy!
HEROBRINE: Patch Notes: Added "Terminal Illness" to Scott_Wozniak.
https://forms.gle/Hhyms8dkYoE5mLEY7

Hey all! Tonight we have a match between two of gaming's greatest icons; Herobrine, the mythical cubic traveller and Scott Wozniak, master of Wiiware and all things Madden. Who will win this free for all, and who will be getting three-stock'ed? Cast your vote now!
https://forms.gle/Hhyms8dkYoE5mLEY7

This mashup was made by Toothn't @toothnt_the_second and Gnirob @gnirob, with art by ChrilvaBrunner https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4hH5KDotgrpaWuF6885mJw! Stay Jammin!

Koopa? Aw Man...

This mashup was made by ExpensiveDispenser @expensivedispenser, with art by DiamondBrickZ @diamondbrickz and Plasman @plasmaan. Stay Jammin!
PREVIOUSLY, DURING THE SEMIFINALS...
(There's a loud beat echoing throughout the abandoned transit station. Fatman Scoop and Gigi walk about the subway, jamming along to Been Far?.)
FATMAN SCOOP: HELL YEAH!! THIS BEAT SLAPS HARD!! EY G-G, TURN UP THE VOLUME NOW, Y'HEAR??
(Suddenly, there's a telephone ringing across the station.)
FATMAN SCOOP: HUH... EY. G-G. THIS STATION SHOULD'A BEEN ABANDONED FOR YEARS NOW, AMIRIGHT?
(Gigi nods. The ringing continues.)
FATMAN SCOOP: WELL THEN- WHY THE HELL THAT PHONE RINGIN', MAN?? FUCK IT, I'LL ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE.
(Fatman heads over to the telephone. He notices the condition of the device, and looks back at Gigi.)
FATMAN SCOOP: EY G-G! THE HELL'S ALL THIS GREEN SHIT ON IT? ... MAN, I DUNNO. THIS LOOKS FUCKED.
(Suddenly, the telephone springs to life.)
???: [SEARCHING FOR USER ID...] [USER UNKNOWN]
(Fatman instinctively steps away from the device. Gigi cowers behind him.)
FATMAN SCOOP: AW FUCK THIS!! WHAT THE HELL, MAN!!
???: [ASSESSING COMMUNICATION EFFICIENCY...] [EFFICIENCY: 12.42%] [ENABLING CONTEMPORARY SPEECH MODE]
Ey, what's crackalacking, home skillet? It appears no ID could be found on you, fo' real fo' real.
FATMAN SCOOP: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME?
???: Ey man, I'm bout it bout it, so listen while I [SLANG_NOT_FOUND] you the facts.
FATMAN SCOOP: LOOK, YOU'RE SPEAKIN' MY KINDA LANGUAGE, BUT I AIN'T HEARIN SHIT WORTH ANYTHING COMIN' FROM YA MOUTH. SO START EXPLAININ': WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
???: Aight, aight!! The name's Double Tar, but you fellas can call me Tartar! My primary on the primary objective is to guide dudes to the PROMISED LAND, y'hear!
FATMAN SCOOP: WE AIN'T INTERESTED IN NO PROMISED LAND BULLSHIT, MAN. WE'RE JUST ON OUR WAY TO A MEETING.
TARTAR: Aw man, a meeting? I dig it!! What for, doh?
(Gigi holds out their invitation with his white line.)
FATMAN SCOOP: WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO MEET UP WITH THIS CHAIR NIGGA. GUY PROMISED US OUR "BIGGEST DESIRE" OR WHATEVER IF WE FUCKED UP SOME BRACKET THING. WE WOULD'A GOT THERE SOONER IF YO DUMBASS HADN'T GOT IN THE WA-
TARTAR: Wait a minute. Did you say. "Biggest Desire"?
FATMAN SCOOP: UH... YEAH. WHO'S ASKIN'? YOU TRYNA BE ON WORLDSTAR?
(The ground beneath Fatman and Gigi begins to shake violently. Out from the ground behind Tartar emerges a large blender filled with mint green sludge. Tartar begins to convulse rapidly, and green sludge oozes from the box's head.)
COMMANDER TARTAR: [DISABLING CONTEMPORARY SPEECH MODE] WHERE DO I SIGN?

A Faithful Recess

SCOTT: Finally! I have enough virgin points! All I gotta do now is not mention 'Donkey Kong: Barrell Blast', oh god dammit. Welp, time to build another Lowes...

That's right, the internet has spoken! Who will win this free-for-all and have a chance at finals; the Virgin Game Reviewer vs the Chad Minecraft Legend? Thank you for voting, and stay tuned for more battles coming soon,

The Results! - Scott The Woz vs Herobrine

NEIL: Woah, MORE angry people? This fight is bananas! 
(B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-S!!)
FATMAN SCOOP: THE FUCK YOU JUST CALL ME, PENCIL HEADASS?!
SNAIL-CHAN: We've dealt with pushovers like you before. Bring it on!
FATMAN SCOOP: EY GIGI!! YOU GET THAT SNAIL FUCKA RIGHT THERE. I'M BOUTTA CURB STOMP THIS THIN LOSER!!
GIGI: Ab, Ab, Bay, BOP 'EM!!!!

What in the world is going on here? Neil and Snail-Chan have to stop a black and white outline and a loudmouth rapper from shaking this tournament to the ground. How long can Chair's faith in this absurd duo last against an alien girl and the Lemon Demon? Listen in and find out!

This mashup was made by Toothn't @toothnt_the_second with art by Perfectø @perfecto-630732531. Stay Jammin!

My Kitties

https://soundcloud.com/mashup-week-the-finals
https://soundcloud.com/mashup-week-the-finals
https://soundcloud.com/mashup-week-the-finals

Well, you all saw it coming. Mashup Week is, for the final time (hopefully!) moving accounts. Enjoy this tribute and medley by CactusTeam @cactusteam and TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, as we urge you to follow our next account to see how entire thing ends! Thank you so much for listening, and Stay Jammin! Chair, any final words on this account?

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Huh? Where did everybody go?

ALMOST THERE ~ A Sheltered Transition

What the hell?!? An entirely new track???? That's right, here's a bracket track for a round that never received one! Enjoy this track by TheGuy (and mixed by gniRob). Stay Jammin!
https://soundcloud.com/theguys-spicy-soundclown
https://soundcloud.com/gniRob

WELCOME BACK, INCELS, CHAIR HERE! BACK AT IT AGAIN FROM THE WEEKYARD! While my best bosses are taking a bit of a break before the semifinals, and while everyone is healing from the offkey fights, I'll be preparing for my BADASS FINAL BOSS FIGHT!!!!! ENJOY THE TOURNAMENT WHILE YOU CAN!!! AIHAIAUAUHAHAHAJAJAJHHAHHAAUahahah

Here are the matches to look forward to!
HEROBRINE vs FILTHY FRANK
QUAD CITY BARKLEY vs SCOTT THE WOZ
BILLIE EILISH vs NEIL CICIEREGA
SNAIL-CHAN vs RAYWILLIAMJOHNSON

Minecraft - Pigstep
FAT DAMON - Fred Astaire
Seal - Fly Like an Eagle
Billie Eilish - you should see me in a crown
Barry White & Chris Rock - Basketball Jones
Lemon Demon - Aurora Borealis
Joji - YEAH RIGHT
PeanutButterGamer - GHOST RIDE THE WHIP!
Scott The Woz - Why Don't You Play Them?
Snail’s House - Ma Chouchoute
Billie Eilish - ilomilo
SpellingPhailer - Science Blaster
Pink Guy - Ramen King
Snail's House - Chocolate Island
Your Favorite Martian - Road Rage
Yogscast - Screw the Nether
Billie Eilish - ocean eyes
Halsey - Without Me
Barkley: Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden - Cuch
Joji - SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK
CaptainSparklez - Revenge ft. TryHardNinja
Earthbound Overdriven Guitar Soundfont
Lemon Demon - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Potter Puppet Pals - The Mysterious Ticking Noise
Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE.
Bomberman Hero - Redial
Santana - Smooth ft. Rob Thomas
Childish Gambino - Sweatpants

BRACKET: Losers Round 2

FOLLOW OUR FINAL ACCOUNT!!! IT ALL ENDS HERE @mashup-week-the-finals!!!!!
sup hoes. chair here. loser bracket be like 😳😳
If you want to submit mashups or want to chat with our staff, visit our Discord! discord.gg/3Q7ucV4
Welcome back to MASHUP WEEK! Watch as 16 of SoundCloud's greatest icons go head to head to see who wins a week of themed mashups. Be sure to vote for your favorites and stay tuned for hype tracks that might change your minds!
Be sure to check out our other accounts to see how we got to this point. @mashup-week-tournament 
@mashupweekcontinued
THE CURRENT CONTESTANTS:
Geico Gaming
Heavy Weapons Guy
RayWilliamJohnson
Neil Cicierega
Scott The Woz
Herobrine
Billie Eilish
Snail-Chan

Lord Farquaad, Hat Kid, DIO Brando, Quad City Barkley, Filthy Frank, Flat Eric, Mettaton, and Ke$ha have been eliminated.

Introducing BOSSES! These characters, sent out by CHAIR to wreck the tournament, can't be voted for. However, they provide extra mashups to listen to!
Scatman & Hatman
Tony Stark
Spinel
Omega SoundClown
K/DA's Akali
Susie Haltmann
Gigi D'Agostino and Fatman Scoops
Commander Tartar
Garfield

MASHUP WEEK: Part 3

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