You guys really need to stop killing this Bruce Willis guy

oh boy, boss and character switching sides that ain't important?

for some reason I wasn't expecting Jenny to be in this mashup 

https://audius.co/frisco/lynes-bruce-lynes-beta-57052

Get On The Red Bus sung by Pete Dymond(3)

FRANK: It's been a ride you ugly son of a bitch, but your autistic fan base ain't got nothing on me.
HEROBRINE: Poor choice of last words, young man.
FRANK: Come get it you dumb blocky fuck. I am going to piss on you!!!
HEROBRINE: Sticks and stones may build my homes, but your insults cannot wither me!!!
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This cover / parody was a collaborative effort, with lyrics by Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget, Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai on the instrumental, TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, and Gnirob @gnirob on the background vocals. This cover art was made by vvsvlogs @vvsvlogs and Mr. Porkchop @mr-porkchop777. Stay Jammin!

(Filthy Frank is smoking outside the HQ. He's been fully recovered from his injuries and is ready to compete once again in the tournament. Not much later, Herobrine spawns right beside Frank.)
FILTHY FRANK: AGH!! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?! AT LEAST WARN ME WHEN YOU DO THAT SHIT!
HEROBRINE: My apologies, Mr. Frank, haha. I simply wanted to get some fresh air.
FILTHY FRANK: ... Do you even NEED air? How the fuck does that work?
HEROBRINE: Well, not really. I just like to imagine I do... Where I'm from, that's basically the "go to" excuse for everything. When imagination makes up most of your life, you just... pretend to enjoy things, sometimes.
(Filthy Frank takes a puff from his cig.)
FILTHY FRANK: Damn man... now you got me thinkin' and shit. So like, you can EAT and all that shit, but, you don't really NEED to, right?
HEROBRINE: Well. Yes and no. It's... admittedly complicated.
(Filthy Frank takes another puff from his cig.)
FILTHY FRANK: Sounds deep, man... Actually, damn... Y'know, that'd make for a pretty good track. About thinking too harshly about shit and overcomplicating things... yeah. Yeah! Hey, block sucker, you think you're free this afternoon?
HEROBRINE: Er... Well, not really. Yeah, I'm free. Why do you sa-
(Filthy Frank puts a cigarette in Herobrine's mouth and lights it for him. Herobrine takes a big long puff, then a blocky cloud emits from his mouth.)
HEROBRINE: ... Damn.
FILTHY FRANK: "Devil's Lettuce" baby. FUCK the Christian Minecraft Servers. 
We're makin' music TONIGHT, baby!!

EPIC JOJI SANCTUARY MINECRAFT PARODY

This mashup was made by vvsvlogs @vvsvlogs, with art by-----------
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The Walk.

FARQUAAD: "... For goodness sake! For how long will this endlessly unwinding path be?! I don't have the time to be stuck in such trivial nonsense! Whoever thought this would be a good idea will be…" 
It's been like this. Endlessly. For ten minutes. Six hundred seconds of non-stop whining and belittling from the guy who's almost the same size as Hat Kid. 
HAT KID: "How can such a little guy with such fancy schmancy clothes and a fancy schmancy castle, have such a bad attitude?"
Lost in her own thoughts, Hat Kid doesn't seem to notice that she bumped into Farquaad. 
FARQUAAD: "Watch where you're going, child! One more slip up like that and I shall have you behind castle BARS!!"
Hat Kid struggles to let out an apology.
FARQUAAD: If you think YOU know where to go, then why don't YOU lead the way, little girl? I'll follow close behind. (Reluctantly, of course.)
Hat Kid: Uh… sure thing.
No. Wait. Repeat that. Back it up. 
HAT KID: I'm… not sure if I know where we're going, either. Sorry, miste-
FARQUAAD: UGH!! USELESS!! I expected nothing less from a helpless little girl. So then, what do we do now, hm? Let the MONGRELS of this place eat us alive?!
HAT KID: I don't really think there could be anything… living here. I think we should stick together and set up a resting spot.
FARQUAAD; ...fair point, child. AHEM, THELONIUS!! (clap clap) ...
And just like that, Lord Farquaad beckons the aid from…
No one. Brilliant.
FARQUAAD: … oh dear. Hm, perhaps we could set up a… "resting spot". But you will do it. I couldn't POSSIBLY get my hands dirty!
HAT KID: … alright, sure thing. But you're gonna do SOMETHING tee, Mr. "Fart-wad".
FARQUAAD: LORD. FAR. QUAAD. An outburst like that again, and you'll be sleeping at the bottom of a lake.
Out of everything you've seen, guys with cigars, weird clouds, robots, snails, chairs, and mercenaries, this takes the cake. And you could REALLY go for some cake. 
Oh well. You need to rest anyways. Desperately. 
The trunk of this tree will do for now, as the flowers underneath it are KINDA pillowy, yet still organic enough to be fauna. Smells like home.
But of course, Lord FARQUAAD doesn't bother with such natural banalities. Ever since that truly outrageous argument where he were well enough in your right to cut down  "prune" the giving tree of all its wood so it could go to a far more greater cause, I.E the fire place, mother nature has not been on his side as of late. 
For Hatkid, it was WAY easier relaxing here then it was back in Subcon Forest, where there was Literal poison everywhere you went. You have no Snatchers to worry about, neither mafia here or there (save for that creepy Lord Fart-wad), and a total absence of trains. 
So in total, we have one Pouty Prince refusing to get the rest he needs, and one happily content Hat Kid taking a rest among the flowers of this unknown world.

Walking On A Crying Star

NOTE: During the Losers Bracket, Heavy has equipped his historical Grand Duchess outfit. However, it does not have an unusual effect on his sources.
Cry some more, little man! Fully loaded with a trusty sandvich and several pocket medics, the Heavy Weapons Guy is here to capture the objective and win the tournament, representing all things Russian and Valve!
★Songs by games published by Valve
(Team Fortress 2, Portal, Half Life, Left 4 Dead OSTs)
★Songs about or related to Russia
(Rasputin, Tetris Themes, USSR Anthem)
★Popular Team Fortress 2 YTPMVs
(Soldier VS Masked Spy, OKTOBERFEEEEST, Bonkumiru)
This art was made by Constipated Nugget @nugman07 and Can We Beat 5 Kids @beat5kids, and this track was made by ImaginaryShadows @imaginaryshadows. Stay Jammin!

Kanye Mia Addio

(Track and improved outfit by Plasman @plasmaan. True form by MS360 @mate-rodriguez.)

PREVIOUSLY... https://soundcloud.com/mashup-week-the-finals/rats-lla
???: (yawn) You two finally got here. Here let me get the lights, I can’t see a thing. 
(With a snap of fingers, the room illuminates.)
GARFIELD: Just kidding! ł ₴ɆɆ ɆVɆⱤɎ₮Ⱨł₦₲.
HAT KID: Kitty!
GARFIELD: 🅟🅔🅣 🅜🅔 🅐🅝🅓 🅘 🅦🅘🅛🅛 🅢🅣🅡🅐🅝🅖🅛🅔 🅨🅞🅤 🅦🅘🅣🅗 🅨🅞🅤🅡 🅞🅦🅝 🅘🅝🅣🅔🅢🅣🅘🅝🅔🅢
(Hat Kid scoffs and curses under her breath.)
HAT KID: I'd like to see you try...
FARQUAAD: Who are you? And how do we leave this pit of despair? It feels like I’ve been walking on the Sun this entire time.
GARFIELD: Awww, really? Gee, I tried to cater this area exclusively to you two. 
HAT KID: Can you let us go now? We've got to go back up and fight Chair!
GARFIELD: That pile of cinder wood? He's got a few planks loose, if you know what I mean. I’ll deal with that appliance when OUR business is finished first. 
FARQUAAD: What is this “business” that you “have” with “us”?
GARFIELD: Ah, Lord Farquaad of Duloc. I’ve been watching you during this tournament. And I understand that winning this tournament will give you a LOT of POWER, wouldn’t you agree?
FARQUAAD: Yes, yes! It’s why I agreed to participate, of course! 
GARFIELD: Now, you’ve been knocked out of the tournament AND denied from the loser’s bracket! This must make you VERY angry, right?
FARQUAAD: Yes...I could have beat that senile old man and that ogre of a man with ease! That victory should have been MINE!
HAT KID: >:/
GARFIELD: Now, what if I told you I could give you that power AND THEN SOME right now?
FARQUAAD: You mean it? 
GARFIELD: Sure thing, Lyma—er—Farquaad. All you would have to do is swear your allegiance to me. 
FARQUAAD: All that power...feline, I accept your offer!
HAT KID: Nooooo don’t do it!!!! D:
FARQUAAD: Sorry, girl, but that’s an offer I cannot refuse!
HAT KID: Farquaaaaaaad...
(Hat Kid gives Farquaad puppy eyes.) 
FARQUAAD: ...I’m sorry. Well, my newfound ally, do your thing and give me this power!
GARFIELD: Good choice! 
(Garfield snaps his fingers and Farquaad is briefly engulfed in a blue light. When the dust settles, Farquaad has been turned into a ghost!)
FARQUAAD: This feels weird. Wait a minute, am I DEAD?!
GARFIELD: Well, kinda. You’ve been turned into a spirit, but you are still alive. Now you can fly through walls and do the unimaginable. Talk about power. 
FARQUAAD: Really?
(He starts to levitate and fly around the room.)
FARQUAAD: Hahahaha! This is truly amazing!
GARFIELD: Well, that’s settled. Don’t worry Hat Kid, I’ve got a plan for you.
(Garfield snaps his fingers. A pentagram appears in thin air and glows around Hat Kid.)
HAT KID: Wh-- hey!
(In a flash she jump dives to the edge of the pentagram only to end up bonking into an invisible wall. As she lands, she get's lifted up in the air! She swings her parasol rapidly, but nothing can escape the cat's psychic grasp.)
HAT KID: Farquaad! Ĥ̴̘e̶͙̊ḽ̶̇p̸͕͋ ̷̖́m̶͎̂e̴̺͌ o̷u̷t̷ ̷h̷e̷r̷e̷!̷!!
FARQUAAD: ...
HAT KID: bruh 
(The pentagram blasts a stream of bright purple light, illuminating the basement dungeon with a deep hue. The light subsides, revealing Hat Kid has become a dark shade of purple! Her presence seems to glitch out the time space continuum!)
H̴A̴T̴ ̶K̸I̵D̸:̶ ̸B̴e̶c̵o̴m̷e̴ ̵o̵n̵e̶ ̶w̶i̸t̸h̷ ̸t̴h̵e̴ ̵f̴i̷r̴e̴!̷ ̶H̵e̴e̶h̷e̸e̸h̴e̷e̷!̵
FARQUAAD: Hmmm...I like this new Hat Kid! Now what do we do?
GARFIELD: Chair’s still got two more loser lackeys to throw at the contestants. We wait for them, give them the treatment I gave your friend, and then... ʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜ... w̺͘ͅe̮ͭ͝ show that chair ̺̆ͅwh̴o's boss.
FAQUAAD: Yes, of course!
(Garfield, Hat Kid and Farquaad laugh maniacally. )
GARFIELD: Alright. Now how about we get something to eat? I'm up for some KILLER lasagna. 
FARQUAAD: Indeed!

Wandering Through Dread - Tragic Shadowy Foes

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[Tartar, now broken and pieces of himself missing, lays against the rocky beach. The lifeless body was left to rot after the fight with Scott and Herobrine. The sun scorched the phones pieces and goopy body, causing a bit of bleaching.
A man, walking past, notices the broken telephone. Curiously, he walks towards the phone and examines him from a distance. He uses his Reactor Core to make 2 gauntlets for his hands and picks up Tartar.]

???: Bruh, what the hell is this STUFF? 
[The man shakes off some of the goop that got on his arm. He picks up his phone and takes him to Ikea Labs, a sector of Chair's estate.]

[The phone powers on, and starts to speak in its robotic voice. Tartar looks around its new location; it looked like the facility long ago...]
TARTAR: Where am I? A-am I back? Am I really back to-
[An automatic door opens, the man steps out sipping a cup of coffee.]
TONY: It talks? That's something you don't see everyday..
[Tartar looks towards the man. Tartars phone jitters, he couldn't believe it was an actual scientist. Another mind to share knowledge about instead of being surrounded by insolent idiotic beings.]
TARTAR: Are you a scientist!? An actual, intellectual genius to share my great knowledge to??
TONY: I mean, if you call me saving the universe, defeating various supervillains AND getting an epic gamer win, then yes I am a scientist.
TARTAR: awehhhhuh??
TONY: My name is Tony Stark CEO of Stark Industries, and what in Thor's name are you?
TARTAR: I am the great Tartar! An AI programmed by the brilliant professor over..... 12,000 years ago!
TONY: 12,000 years!? How on Earth are you even still running? Speaking of which, what is that goop?
TARTAR: Oh, this? It is the mixture of unworthy lifeforms that I decided to create into the supreme DNA!
TONY: ....what are these "unworthy lifeforms?"
TARTAR: Ugh, that puny inkling and octoling races. I was willing to give them a chance to share my knowledge, but then I saw the pointless wars, their....repulsing evolution... Don't even get me started on their....their...
TONY: Come on, boomer, spit it out.
TARTAR: Their obsession with FASHION! And the meaningless turf wars they play! I was digusted, horrified that the race that evolved from the great humans went to utter garbage! I decided to create a new prime directive to myself after coming to the conclusion that these races were not able to understand my knowledge.
TONY: ...And what was this new prime directive...?
TARTAR: To destroy their world with my supreme DNA, and start brand new with a race that would be the ultimate lifeform! It would've been glorious...until that test subject 10,008 destroyed my work and ruined everything.
[Tony was shocked, but not scared. He's seen many other galactic villains do things similar to this. He knew Thanos wanted to wipe out half the universe... but he at least had power. This AI no longer seems to have any power himself, but he was intrigued what it knows.]

[TO BE CONCLUDED...]

911 / Play Phone

Wrrrrryyyy! The 16th century vampire, DIO Brando, has returned again with a mix of progressive rock and bizarre J-POP! With Coda, Yes, and his legendary stand「THE WORLD」, many will find out it’s useless to compete with him.

★Songs from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
(Bloody Stream, Stand Proud, Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town, Pillar Men...)
★Songs FEATURED in JJBA Outros
(Roundabout, Walk Like an Egyptian, I Want You, Last Train Home)

This track was made by Toothn't @toothnt_the_second, and DIO's art was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

Dragula's Proud Scientist

TARTAR: So you believe it can take only TWO to set things right? Well, think again, yellow underling, it took me 10,008. Have at you!
FLAT ERIC: Wrow?! Wrow wrow! (Est-ce une bataille à trois? C'est insensé!)
FATMAN: AY SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYNA USE THE PHONE!
...YEAH LEMME GET UHHHHHH BURGER
GIGI: Whoppin.

This mashup was made by Frisco17 @pikapepe_mashupz and TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, with art by MS360 @mate-rodriguez, WholePunch @whole-punch, DiamondBrickZ @diamondbrickz, Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget, and Smittz https://twitter.com/smittz_/. Stay Jammin!

Bruce Lynes

OI YOU!!!!! SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND TAKE A LOOK AT MY MASH!!!!
Now the party doesn't start till' she walks in... Don't stop, because Ke$ha is about to make MASHUP WEEK blow up with her music! She'll hunt the competition down and wont stop fighting till the sun comes up. There's no chance she'll die young before she is victorious!
★Songs by or Featuring Ke$ha
(Tik Tok, Die Young, Timber, We R Who We R)
★Songs related to money
(Hail Mary Mallon - Whales, All Gold Everything, Essketit)
★Soon
This track was made by Gnirob @gnirob and this art was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

Blowin' Loadsamoney!

NEIL: No hard feelings about last time, right?
FATMAN: YEAH, WE'RE COOL. WE WERE ACTING WAY OUTTA LINE! GET IT?! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHH
SNAIL: Nice. Anyways, let's go out for a cappuccino, for old times sake!
GIGI: Wop.

This HD Remake of sorts was made by Toothn't @toothnt_the_second with art by Perfecto @perfectoelecto. Stay Jammin!

Pink Recess

The penultimate track. An arrangement by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown and BriPM @bri-pm. <3 <3

"Every contestant was ranked based on placement finish in the bracket, and then within that based on vote percentage, as an average between the contestant's vote percentages in each of the matches they participated in. Hat Kid and Lord Farquaad, who did not end up being put into the loser's bracket, were put in the same placement category as Neil Cicierega, as that would reflect their placement if they did end up going into it. 
Please note that the top three contestants' average percentages are somewhat lower due to the finals being a 1v1v1, leaving each of them to get lower-than-average vote percentages in that match."
    ~ Plasman and the Calculation Team

"As much as you may believe a character was robbed or got farther than they deserved, everyone here did their best. Not just in the fighting ring, but from the artists and music submitting perspective. Perhaps your main started in an unfortunate position. Perhaps the bracket itself was arranged terribly. Perhaps you're disappointed with  the winners and losers. For any of these mistakes, I apologize. But please keep in mind; this is all in good fun. Win or lose, this tournament was an amazing way to meet new friends and listen to some incredible music. 
This entire experience has made me a better and happier person and I love you all. Thank you for everything and for being a part of this community. It's been a wild ride, but Stay jammin', fellas."
     ~ TheGuy, CEO of Weekyard Enterprises

the final results

FOLLOW OUR FINAL FINAL ACCOUNT!!!! @mashup-week-ending

If you want to submit mashups or want to chat with our staff, visit our Discord! discord.gg/3Q7ucV4
Welcome back to MASHUP WEEK! Watch as 16 of SoundCloud's greatest icons go head to head to see who wins a week of themed mashups. Be sure to vote for your favorites and stay tuned for hype tracks that might change your minds!
Be sure to check out our other accounts to see how we got to this point. 
@mashup-week-tournament
@mashupweekcontinued
@mashup-week-losersbracket
@mashup-week-the-finals
THE CURRENT CONTESTANTS:
Geico Gaming
Heavy Weapons Guy
Scott The Woz

Lord Farquaad, Hat Kid, RayWilliamJohnson, Neil Cicierega, DIO Brando, Herobrine, Billie Eilish, Snail-Chan, Quad City Barkley, Filthy Frank, Flat Eric, Mettaton, and Ke$ha have been eliminated.

Introducing BOSSES! These characters, sent out by CHAIR to wreck the tournament, can't be voted for. However, they provide extra mashups to listen to!
Scatman & Hatman
Tony Stark
Spinel
Omega SoundClown
K/DA's Akali
Susie Haltmann
Gigi D'Agostino and Fatman Scoops
Commander Tartar
Garfield

Bruce Lynes

MASHUP WEEK: Part 5

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