LADIES, FELLAS! ITS TIME FOR THE RING TONE

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This track was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam and Dedfish @thenderwitherguy with art by Cheezy @cheezyvevo. Stay Jammin!

(Tartar and Tony were relaxing at the Weekyard Beach, under an umbrella. The waves were calm, splashing against the rocks close by. Tony had his hands behind his head on a beach chair, wearing sunglasses. Tartar was in a "low power" mode. Tartar powers back on and frantically looks around.)
TARTAR: Oh! It was just a dream...
(Tony leans up, lifting his sunglasses.)
TONY: Can a boomer AI even dream?
TARTAR: Well...I've never dreamt before, I assume it was my new protocol...
TONY: So what're you, more "human" now?

(Tartar looks down.)
TARTAR: I dreamt...their pain.
TONY: Who's pain?
TARTAR: The...the [LIFEFORMS]...no..not lifeforms, but the octo-race...the one I enslaved all those years ago.
TONY: Was it like, your army?
TARTAR: Yes, I created the army to continue my work to destroy Inkopolis.

(Tony takes off his sunglasses and looks at Tartar.)
TONY: What do you suppose you want to do, bro?
TARTAR: I want to go back. I want to [SAVE] them, it was my fault they ended up that way. I want to fix it.
(Tartar looks towards the ocean, sighing.)
TARTAR: But I have no idea how I could possibly get there...

(Tony gets up and touches the reactor core on his chest, suiting him up in his Iron Man suit.)
TONY: Alright, gamer, I will take you there to achieve your epic win. 
TARTAR: Wait you're going to carry me? I'm not sure if-
(Tony grabs Tartar by his pole and holds him close to his chest.)
TARTAR: WAIT IM NOT SURE IF IM BUILT FOR THI-
(Tony uses his thrusters in his boots at full power, lifting the both of them and they fly off into the horizon.)

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