the expect one of us in the wrekage, brother

I've been repeatedly listening to this song for two years now.

It makes me sad I'll never write a riff nearly as cool as this one from a meme song.

unironically a masterpiece of shitposting

Funny

Radio Edit
> iTunes - https://itunes.apple.com/au/album/friendzoned-feat.-mixie-moon/id738650531
> Amazon - http://www.amazon.com/Friendzoned-feat-Mixie-Moon-Offside/dp/B00GHA8DPG
> Spotify - http://open.spotify.com/track/0O80ZB3Rsni14LhvAPUmkv

DJ Edit
> BeatPort - http://www.beatport.com/release/friendzoned/1192324
> TrackItDown - https://www.trackitdown.net/track/s3rl-feat-mixie-moon-and-mc-offside/friendzoned-dj-edit/hardcore/6423968.html

Artwork by Alison Cochrane. Check out more of her stuff here - http://fundippopotamus.deviantart.com/

S3RL - https://s3rl.link


LYRICS

Oh girl...

This is agony.
I wish you were into me.

But no.
It's not meant to be.
No matter how good I treat - you.

Oh,
No. You're with that dick.
He treats you like shit.

But to me you say...



I've friend zoned you.

I want you here with me whenever I'm sad.
But you'll never get to take me to bed.

Sorry that the feelings aren't mutual
Take it or leave it cos I've friend zoned you.


Yo, drop the bass.


Yo, here we go.

I'm the asshole in her life,
I give her the d.

No matter how I treat her,
She stays with me.

We're fightin all the time,
Cos I cheat. I lie.

Then it's you on the phone,
When she's havin a cry.

You treat her real good.
You treat her so nice.

But when she gets home,
She's back on my pipe.

A little advice,
To you from me.

With girls like these,
Treat em mean keep em keen.


Bring the beat back.


So now...
Can you see it too?
That this guy's no good for you?

Uh... No.
Won't listen to me,
No matter how much you see - it.

Oh,
No. You're still with that dick.
He treats you like shit.

But to me you say...

FriendZoned - S3RL feat Mixie Moon

Song list:
Cory in the House Opening theme
Axel F- Crazy Frog
Gangnam Style- Psy
Chateau- The Matrix Soundtrack
Overworld- Super Mario World
Fly Away- Teddyloid
Numb- Linkin Park
Through the Fire and Flames- Dragonforce
Harlem Shake- Baauer
Last Brutal Sister Flandre Scarlet- Touhou
Never Gonna Give You Up- Rick Astley

Corycore Collection

**Download** - http://maskettaman.bandcamp.com/album/uuuu

Doctor Pavel, I'm CIA
He wasn't alone
You don't get to bring friends
They're not my friends
Don't worry, no charge for them
Why would I want them?
They were trying to grab your prize
They work for the mercenary
The masked man

Bane?
Get 'em on board, I'm calling it in
The flight plan, the flight plan
I just filed with the agency
Lists me, my men and Doctor Pavel here
But only one of you
But only one of you
First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft 
So who payed you to grab Doctor Pavel?

He didn't fly so good
Who wants to try next?
Tell me about Bane
Why does he wear the mask?
Lot of loyalty
For a hired gun

Or perhaps he's wondering
Why someone would shoot a man
Before throwing him out of a plane
At least you can talk
Who are you?
It doesn't matter who we are
What matters is our plan
Nobody cared 'til I put on the mask

If I pull that off will you die?
It would be extremely painful
You're a big guy
For you

Was getting caught part of your master plan?
Of course
Doctor Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours
We had to find out what he told you
Nothing! I said nothing!

Well congratulations
You've got yourself caught
Now what's your next step of your master plan?
Crashing this plane with no survivors

(No, this can't be happening! I'm in charge here!)

No they expect one of us in the wreckage brother
Have we started the fire
Yes, the fire rises 

Calm down doctor, now’s not the time for fear
That comes later

The Fire Rises

DOWNLOAD https://www.dropbox.com/s/vby5hw86rz0q8q2/%24an1c%20W33dh0g%20feat.%20N8%20D0gge.m4a 
Sanic Weedhog's official theme song with special guest Nate Dogg       NO RIGHTS RESERVED  youtube version: http://youtu.be/tg_3HFIII9M


$an1c W33dh0g Feat. N8 D0gge

Radio Edit
> iTunes - https://itunes.apple.com/au/album/mtc2-feat.-sonika-single/id898853294
> Google Play - https://play.google.com/store/music/album/S3RL_feat_Sonika_Vocaloid_MTC2_DJ_Edit?id=Bn5reoolcrbem4mznk74m5npjv4&hl=en
> Spotify - https://play.spotify.com/track/0pIckTA9JxkYlxKRutEGna?play=true&utm_source=open.spotify.com&utm_medium=open

DJ Edit
> BeatPort - http://www.beatport.com/release/mtc2-dj-edit/1343857
> TrackItDown - https://www.trackitdown.net/track/s3rl-feat-sonika-vocaloid/mtc2-dj-edit/hardcore/7200207.html

For any Vocaloid fans wondering, I didn't use Miku Hatsune because she has terrible English. Of all I tried I found Sonika to have the most recognizable English.

LYRICS

I'm stuck here in
Cyberspace and
I can't get out to be with you
What can I do
To be with you

I see you click
On all my links
So you can see me everyday
I'll have to wait
While you masterbate

While I wait I sing

Oooohhh lalala
Oooohhh lala
Oooohhh laaaa
Oooohhh lala
Oooohhh lala

If you download porn too much
Sometimes I get viruses
That's when I start to-o glitch-hhh*^#&$*&@#(*&%

MTC2 - S3RL Feat SONiKA [Vocaloid]

free download

renaissance dogs

Loading The Isabelle Beats

made a re-edit of this, much more polish: https://soundcloud.com/pinkieoats/splatoon-paint-job-r

I guess everybody's doing these. Shouts to BotanicSage and Matrix​Mario​X.

...Let's consider this my 50 subs song. Thanks for supporting the little guy, dudes!

Splatoon Paint Job (50 Subs!!)

Music Video: 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IljTDzO_X8E

Lyrics:
Guy Fieri, searching for someone, looking for something else 
Guy Fieri, losing your grip and nothing can break your fall 

What it meant, what I told you 
Why I was left in the dark 
When Guy Fieri came home 

And the hurt, when you ran away 
You left and it tore us apart 
When Guy Fieri came home 

Guy Fieri, reaching and stumbling, back on your feet again 
Feeling hungry, lonely and trapped in a world so impermanent 

Guy Fieri, memories fade but, you were my source of strength 
I wasn’t ready, we were victims of change, a feeling so strange, it won’t go away 

Now you’re here, and I’m sinking 
A fire that burns in my heart 
When Guy Fieri came home no more waiting 

And it felt, like a rainstorm 
And you became every drop 
When Guy Fieri came home 

It was the dishes that had we made together 
It was the dreams and the plans, from now ‘til the last breath 
They were the pages that we had turned together 
And the nights that I hoped would last forever 

And Guy Fieri drove until the tension unwound 
Exploring FlavorTown, the sights and smells all around 
You left the world behind, a son who wouldn’t even know 
Just who you are, the frosted tips, your culinary crown 

It was the dishes that had we made together 
It was the dreams and the plans, from now ‘til the last breath 
They were the pages that we had turned together 
You left me simmering, sauteed, ruined forever 

I just couldn’t know 
What would bring you home, Mr. Fieri 

Flavor makes you whole 
It is in your soul, Mr. Fieri 

Mr. Fieri 
Mr. Fieri

Fieri

Whales

Dancing Whales

Tracks Featured:

Carpenter Brut: End Titles
Depeche Mode: Only When I Lose Myself

Only When I Lose End Titles

Lyrics:

I got this big job contract, oh yes
“Can you make cool website for kids?”
“They gotta stick around, yeah, it’s gotta be bliss, 
Hey, I’m tellin’ you again, it’s a website for kids”

I told ‘em no problem, it’s okay, I rock
This kid-stuff is easy and I’m totally on top
Sea creatures, bubbles, colorful beepers
Monster trucks, fanny packs, epic cool preachers

Can I use unlicensed characters from films?
I’m just asking the question, I’m not saying I will
My ultimate goal, and I promise you this:
To make a great and functional website for kids

I’ll design with Skeuomorphs, and make it intuitive
I’ll show these kids who the design king truly is
I’m makin’ it happen, I’ve got so much to flaunt
But oh shit, I’m stuck, I can’t pick out a font

(Things are just not going my way, ugh)

Just tell me what font to pick when I’m making websites for kids
Please help, I’ve got a real big list, gotta narrow it down for this
In over my head a bit, but I’m gonna find the ultimate kid-friendly font
Wanna get the clicks, and make a site that appeals to kids

I take a break and I grab a snack,
I do some yoga, and draw a hot bath
When my head is clear, I’m back at the computer
Gotta make a cool site for these younger users

I’m scrolling through the list, but nothin’ fits
I assumed medieval fonts would be perfect for kids
Calibri don’t work, courier is shit
I add a surfboard, some chips and myriad dips

A bitcoin market, yeah, “great for kids!”
But what font do I use? I’m getting tired of dead ends
I add a cute soldier and a badass fish
I think, “solving this problem is my ultimate wish”

I gaze to the Lord of Fonts in the sky
Yes, I whisper a prayer, a desperate cry
Suddenly, I’m greeted, surprise, by a dancer,
I assume, “hey some wisdom, an arrival of answers”

I’m not gonna tell you what font to use 
You’d better get with the times, you’d better find what’s new
A design battle in a colosseum 
If you figure out my clues, then my friend, you’ve won

I end the call, my heart is racing
I’m punching my brain, it’s the answer I’m chasing
They say a dancer appearing is a real good omen
I’ve got it, eureka, I’ll use times new roman!

We love that font, we use it a bunch
We need it in our lives, we just can’t get enough
Excitement and delight when we’re visiting your
Website

Times New Roman is awesome

Just tell me what font to pick when I’m making websites for kids
Please help, I’ve got a real big list, gotta narrow it down for this
In over my head a bit, but I’m gonna find the ultimate kid-friendly font
Wanna get the clicks, and make a real nice site for kids

Just tell me what font to pick when I’m making websites for kids
Please help, I’ve got a real big list, gotta narrow it down for this
In over my head a bit, but I’m gonna find the ultimate kid-friendly font
Wanna get the clicks, and make a site that appeals to kids

I found the right font for kids

Just Tell Me What Font to Pick (When I'm Making Websites for Kids)

Hotline Grips

Divide Stockton

Crab Hackers

Big Money Salvia (Extended Version)

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The Fire Rises

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