For a MineCraft parody, this is too good. If this doesn't even come close to winning, I'm going to be outraged.

WHO WON?
Winner moves on to the next round!
[POLL CLOSED]

JustGamer verse 1 (0:13):
Unlike your other FRB battles, you won’t be the one coming in first
Cause when I hit you with this verse, I’ll make every single diss hurt 
Had to be convinced that wait time between uploads wouldn’t leave his fame flopped 
Now I’ll leave him like the best writing he can do, getting his name dropped
So I’m being put up against the next fast rising newcomer of the community?
Please, DRB started that new age, there’s nothing you could do to me 
This matchup doesn’t match up when you can’t catch up, you’re gonna be the one I’m playin’
Mark this the second time Jo’s failed to rhyme when battling an Asian

Jofinity verse 1 (0:39):
You’re called Gamer ‘cause you stink, soap’s only bar that you should find
Not everything’s Danganronpa, so please, go outside
Still can’t rap when you play Boyfriend, so sit back as I rock a beat
‘Cause you know I’ll leave you redder than you when you see Nanami
Honest, no stoppin’ me, no Azia’s not Benny
And promise, I’m not ironic; I’m flauntin’ your mom with me (yup)
I got a new sock theory, you’re a puppet they keep around
Cast Sam in everything? Already took that guy down

JustGamer verse 2 (1:05):
Me and this 9th place bragger manage some powerful crews
But at least my efforts equals that of the work that they do
Also I think you do need some mint if you wanna get some fresh raps
I’d make an off sync vocals joke but your flow already proved that

Jofinity verse 2 (1:17):
Benny wannabe, but Gamer can’t play roles for shit
Got GlitchDude to mix for you, but still got no good music
I mean I thought I had bad covers, but you should stay in your zone
Just getting beat by people with a shitty microphone

JustGamer verse 3 (1:31):
Did you take Oofie’s lines and remove any sense of depth and meaning?
I mean looking at your voice impressions you must be good at repeating 
But if I’ve restated some disses, I’ll tell you now it’s not because I’m weak
It’s more because you and your running gags aren’t fucking unique

Jofinity verse 3 (1:43):
My jokes aren’t unique? (what?) Bro, just check ERB (check it)
‘Cause the most that you bring’s (hmm?) dry as your editing (OH)
The flows you bring are trash, though, against me, you’re always rushed
Not hard to Smash this Bro, like Chiaki, this Gamer’s crushed

JustGamer vs. Jofinity | FRB Brawl - Round 1

it is halloween time!

M!CAH as One Million Viewer
Trakked as Username 666
Beat produced by ENNWAY
Written by Trakked, Cole, Jailyn and Dani Frias
Chiseled by Psytube
Mixed by Light
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
One Million Viewer:
.icu Username, welcome to a newer hell
This ain’t a pleasure; your fate was sealed when you clicked the URL
Hard to pinpoint any details when your story’s so generic
Hyper-realistic gore won’t put your viewers in hysterics
Soon the eyes will descend, choking in your lines and dreams
To get your shit story clicks you must’ve got help from me
Been around since ‘06? Satan must be old news,
Cuz your channel’s one oddity that I’d never give a million views

Username:
Here’s a refresher OMV, Creepiest Pasta on the Tube
When people hear your name they say ‘Hello, Who are you?’
I got kids fearing my name, you've got a grammar fault in yours
Reload your site, leave you hacked, call it another 404
Don't need an email to see fails in this poorly run site
You’re getting derailed to the Spam file; where I rip out your one eye
Every trace of you will get X’d out when I spit six-six-sick
Nothing can shut my servers down! You get weak from a single click

One Million Viewer:
Win’ll be Private when I’m demonetizing your verse
So run back to Nana and hope your browser’s file isn't cursed
Gives you more time thinking, since your reign of terror has ended,
With one million reports ;account’s forever suspended

Username:
The Illuminati rip-off wants to go and trash my name?
I’ve been explained on many channels, a wiki’s your claim to fame! (yeah)
I leave Soundcloud bots to rot, left in hellfire,
Mad cause the only cat-eye used in battles is Bill Cipher

One Million Viewer:
My victory’s gleaming and glaring like a cat’s eye!
Learning your defeat second hand, but I guess that’s no surprise
The one mill’ will be here soon; I’ll leave this devil here to burn (uh)
Calling me a rip-off? Then Glesgorv would like a word (yuh)

Username:
You’re not 1 of a million, you suck at being unique
With just a hand, I crash computers, your connection looks too weak
Your wifi's gone down, no potential, this kid should see
Can shut down your computer, but you'll NEVER get rid of me.

One Million Viewer vs Username 666 - Rap Cypher #16.66

Micheal Stark as Shamrock Shake
Zagranis as Eggnog Shake
Beat Produced by Tristan for Shadowville
Written by MasonG
Mixed by Zagranis
Thumbnail by Zagranis
Thumbnail Art by nEon
Special Thanks to Zagranis, Micheal Stark, and nEon

Shamrock Shake:
I’m Marching in when I’m Shamrocking a beat, I’m cracking your egg-noggin, better retreat
I’m minty and fresh while you’re barely vanilla, like time on the menu, you’re facing defeat
Whipping you harder than cream that I’m topped with, stick in a straw and your party is poppin
Your drink is rotten, tell me Egghead why they would pick your drink if I’m the other option
(Oh!) Yeah, I’m making the green, slide in the cafe, I’m looking so clean
Sold at locations that little would be, now you’re getting ripped off by blog recipes
Came with a pie cus you can’t stand alone, you’re so overdone and your taste just sucks
Not even accepted by basic millennials, can’t be a Star if you don’t make the Bucks

Eggnog Shake: 
Buddy get out of my way, I’m repping the best holiday
You’re a disgrace to Saint Patty, you go down a throat and there’s puke on a tray
Just a McFlurry with some added gel. Are you even mint bro I can’t even tell.
You may have dropped lemon-lime early in life, but step up to me and you’ll take a third L!
Consider me spiked with the drip all white, when I grip a mic, you can’t crack the classic 
But your 5 variations with no conversation, it’s clear the green juice should head back to Vlasic
More hazardous than your coffee, think you’ll top me? Here’s my prediction 
I’ll stay chillin’ at Christmas while you’re just a joke on the Simpsons

Shamrock Shake vs Eggnog Shake (ft. Stark Media and Zagranis)

-PRODUCTION/CAST-
Michael Myers - Fightmarker
The Immortal Snail - JustGamer

Written By: Michael Stark, JustGamer, Nooby, Swoldow EVGRB, 01Tyler10, Eric The Audible, Kamren the Person, Triple-Stabber, & Joosh

Produced By: Dansonn

Mixed & Mastered By: Fightmarker

Art By: Nooby & 01Tyler10

Logo By: Cannibal Worms

Cover By: Michael Stark

Lyrics:
ANNOUNCER
Let’s give it up for Stark’s Rap Battles!
Michael Myers
vs
The Immortal Snail
Begin!

MICHAEL MYERS
...
...
...
...

THE IMMORTAL SNAIL
Now that Michael’s done with his warm up, this gastro-pog can escargot
You’ve been thirsting for the same girl since your twenties: Halloween H20
But if you’re tryna get lit, then I can spit some more fire
So go ahead and keep breathing on the mic, ASMyeRs
Your series started smooth, but now you’ve seem to have run your course 
How ironic Rob Zombie took your franchise and turned it to a rotting corpse
Got the conch shell drip, can't leave me stabbed in the back 
You’re more of a pussy than Mike Myers playing the Cat In The Hat 

MICHAEL MYERS
I’ve had it with your “tough schtick”, and they say I’m sluggish?
How are you acting so salty when you can’t even touch it?
Well this ain’t Christmas, but you better make way for this haunting slasher
People strategize to fight me, you’re put to rest with just a Saltine, cracker
I’m evil, and lethal, your attempts to cut me are feeble
Got sequels and prequels to make fans squeal, we’re not equal
I’m scary, you’re Gary, you just squirm there while I’m ruthless
Just another I’ve set ablaze- a second Dr. Loomis

THE IMMORTAL SNAIL
I’m surprised you wanted to fight me, didn’t shells make you blind? 
Now you’re tryna bust a rhyme? But you’d get your ass beat, you’re not that guy
I could just wait for your resetting timelines to kill you again 
Then maybe after one last damn retcon, Halloween can finally end…

MICHAEL MYERS
I got carved into horror by Carpenter, you just a stupid meme
Relevance barely getting by, by the skin of its Rooster Teeth
Just like all the memes before you, you’re completely forgettable
And your win’s like your whole existence, fully hypothetical


ANNOUNCER
Who was the slowest?
Who do you want to see battle next?
Well, you decide!
This has been Stark’s Rap Battles, we’ll see you next time!

Michael Myers vs. The Immortal Snail | SRB

So for New Years I was gonna do a Seven Deadly Sins cover with a bunch of people but complications with recordings hindered that so I ended up scrapping it, I did think what was done was pretty cool so here you go

Who you hear:
JustGamer as Jay Gatsby
Cri as Christian Grey
nEon as Augustus Gloop
Jofinity as Tom Sawyer
Rayyan as Macbeth
Serena as Dante

Seven Deadly Sins Cover (UNFINISHED)

Decided to make a fun little boss theme for @gamingplush64 and decided I'd post it here!

List of Motifs:
The Larry Theme
Sin City - Anywaywell (Among Us vs Danganronpa V3)
Plants vs Zombies Theme
Never Going Back - ToneJonez (GLaDOS vs Monokuma)
Gaster’s Theme
BIG SHOT
Danganronpa Main Theme

Boron Atom (GamingPlush64 Boss Battle Theme)

We're back? Kinda? Working on stuff here and there? Shout-out to Eric the Audible for the inspiration to make something again.

Blockudoku

why tf has THIS been the alternate mix? idk...



thumbnail by box_soldier22 (Me :])

mixed by box_soldier22 (Me :])

og battle by ace 

Salad Fingers Vs Norman Bates. Ace Rap Battles. [ALTERNATE MIX By Me]

I could've demoed any of the written battles I have lying around. Instead, I made this entirely within this month, from conception to audio. You're welcome.

Quizzique as Tony Hawk
garbageGothic as Jackie-Lynn Thomas
Prod. by David O'Brien (Audio Network)
Writing by Alchemyking
Mixed by Serena
Thumbnail by Quizzique
Special thanks: MetaMachine, Legengo

LYRICS:
Tony Hawk:
It’s Birdman, flyin’ in to blast the mic
Big on satellite TV, while you’re just Marco’s satellite
Yea, Jackie’s lame, trade her for this great skater
Marco can take the blame later when I stay ahead, like Naysaya
Blaze haters! Ain’t talking baby ducks when you’re catching strays
I’m surfing half-pipes, while you just look like you’re half awake
I speed through my bars like I’m grinding rails
Eyes like a Hawk, but even I’m freaked out by your eyes’ detail

Jackie-Lynn Thomas:
Wait, you’re the Tony Hawk? Forgive my mistake
With that verse, could you blame me for barely being awake?
You’re packing red flags, but your deals with Six Flags were a miss
Quit shilling capitalists and go be a dad to your kids
Tony, a Pro Skater? I prefer Caddicarus
I gorge on pain peppers, so you know I’m spitting lit
Known for your revolutions, but in philanthropy, you ain’t smart
Your answer to “How do we help starving kids out?” “SKATE PARKS!”

Tony:
Yo, you should clam up! Take after your necklace
Guess Star brought a full stop to your Love Sentence
Marco pulled a caper with his cape, you left him on the pier waiting
I’ll dock ten points for that, and ten points for queer-baiting
We’re both used to carrying, but in your case
You carried Marco so hard, I’m shocked you didn’t have your board break
You’re just a history geek, I sweeped in ERBoHistory
My bars will make you lose your cool, and leave you with two silver streaks

Jackie:
Oh, you’re still rapping, bro?
That verse was so forced, I thought it was one of your cameos
You should be disqualified for that fifth game, Birdman
And here, I thought Bon Bon’s grave was riddled with vermin!
You wanna trash my love life, but I send your capping back at you
‘Cause you hop between wives like you’re back on Captain Kangaroo
Like a motion-controlled board, you can’t control me when I’m rhyming
Tony Hawk struck out! But Star knows a good ravine you can hide in

HINT FOR NEXT TIME: Greed (ft. Quizzique and MetaMachine)

Tony Hawk Vs Jackie-Lynn Thomas - Disney Rap Battles

12th Layer - A Minecraft Parody of Totos Africa

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wDrBfxrK-k4o0ziJW2EAolhCJu9Wgilx1_utOxrJKUg/edit
Eric the Audible as TV Man
MetaMachine as Florida Man
Written by MetaMachine
Mixed by Dani Frias
Beat by Kustom
Thumbnail and art by underscores
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Green Underdogs"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Mad Science"

12th Layer - A Minecraft Parody of Totos Africa

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