That was really fun! It was very sweet of your sister to host a barbeque for your whole family like that. I’m glad I was finally able to meet everyone. I mean, we’ve been dating for what, 8 months now? I guess you haven’t seen many of them either though? Not your extended family anyway. I’m sure they were shocked when they saw you. What do you mean what do I mean? Have you seen the size of your gut lately? You’ve blown up since we’ve been together. I’m not complaining but they certainly had something to say about it. Well for starters, almost everyone did a double take when they first saw you. I saw a bunch of them look you up and down and stop right on that fat belly. One of your cousins, I’m pretty sure she didn’t recognize you because I heard her whisper “who’s that?” to your aunt. Apparently I’ve fattened you up so much that you look like an entirely different person now! A much rounder, softer person. Oh and then when I went to ask your sister if she needed help with the dishes, you know what happened? I brought a stack of plates in and she asked if they were all yours, when I said ‘no’, she looked surprised and said ’ oh I just assumed since his appetite has clearly increased’. Then your uncle must’ve overheard because he said 'increased’ was putting it lightly and you must’ve packed on at least 50lbs since he saw you last. I didn’t bother telling him we’re actually up to an extra 65 so far. I did sort of claim responsibility though. I shrugged and said I like to bake in my spare time and you’re my taste tester. Your uncle laughed and said I should slow down or I’ll be rolling you out of here this time next year. I figured it was inappropriate to tell him that’s actually a long term goal of mine. Sooo… I guess you’re officially fat now, sweetie. Let’s go get you something to eat so we can really surprise them next year.

Family Reunion

Come here sweetie.. You know what we haven’t done in a while? We haven’t weighed you. It’s been about 3 months I think, and you were… what? 463? I still can’t believe I’ve put over 250 lbs on you. We’ve doubled your weight! Hmm, okay… step back for me. I wanna see if I can guess what you’re up to now. Wow.. you look massive. I got so lucky… you have the best shape and you fill out so nicely with each pound of fat I add to you. Ever since you hit 400, the top of your gut just bulges out. You look permanently swollen. Your love handles disappeared a long time ago, too. Now they’re just lost among your distended middle. Turn to the side for me. Look at that blubbery belly! It’s definitely hanging lower now. Okay… I’m going to guess… 490? Now get on the scale, piggy. Can you even see the number or is that enormous ball of flab in the way? Here, let me help. Oh wow.. I wasn’t even close. You wanna know what it says, fatty? It says you’re 507 pounds. This calls for a celebration. How does an entire cake sound?

500lbs

Just talking about how I want you bigger than me and what it'd take to get there.

500lbs

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