Thanks to massive slut I know so much about the functions of the different parts of the human digestion system

dude asked for a diss rap.





who’s that guy
walkin real slow
he aint got no dang place to go
he teach gym, but
he call it phys ed
that’s prob’ly why he losin’ all the hair
on his head

don’t forget your water bottle, ladies
“YOU KIDS ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!!!!” 
squidward type-a-guy        with the sweat pants
I’d like to see him TRY to teach me how to squaredance


run, run, run, run, run, run, run
500 jumping jacks when you’re all done
if he see you on your phone, you best believe he takin’ it,
and if you think you’re gonna leave the gym
you are mistaking it

think he got the moves, he think he got the motion
but just like all of the creatures swimmin’ the ocean
sometimes he cries, spillin’ dreams in his SUV
mama nelly says, “y’all better be home by 9:30!”

don’t cry mister nelison
we know it’s sad that sometimes kids just don’t listen
we know your mama’s at home waiting in the kitchen, with 
lunchables and an appointment with your physician

(for those burns)

Got Patrick on the left, he’s doin’ his best
Spongebob on the right hangin’ with Mrs. Blide
Sandy Cheeks in the stands giving a standing ovation
Plankton knows the secret formula is EDUCATION

7L layin’ down the FAX
7L karate in the SLACKS
7L no hangin’ in the halls
She “Mrs. Laidlaugh” cus she layin’ down the law

gym teacher diss rap

patterns and waves

Gettin' Chewed

XXX (ft. boqui)

songs from long ago by a whack-a-doodle lady.

Gettin' Chewed

MASSIVE SLUT

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