Douchebags Baby

The new track from the upcoming album lusId.

Əlarm Klak

nu frend rekwest OFFICIAL

…but ENOUGH about the Past!
It’s time to take a glimpse, into Da Fyutsha!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpixi7O4jA12ofrY1yLR7y_U1NvUMjnws

WATCH YOUR STEP INTO THE FUTURE

Buy this track on bandcamp: https://johnnymystro.bandcamp.com/track/amy-n-lila

This one’s for those, cosplayin girls
Those costek playin girls around the wo-hu-hurld
This one’s for those radiative, so creative, innovative
Co-osplayin girls
And they be dressin like


Amy and Leela, Amy and Leela
Or maybe, a green chick with alien features
Yo, You gotta see this
She makes it look seamless,
She should be sellin on etsy
That shit look sexy and genius
I see em on the gram
and they be flexin
from her favorite show but fuck a copyright protection
Cause she put a lil spin on it like a top
She show up to conventions and make em stop
And take a picture (witcha)
Black girls and cosplay, that’s my favorite mixture
Aaaaay,, But no matter the complexion
As long as you Dressed in
Somethin that be given me the D  the impression
that your outfit took a heavy (loud) bit of invesment
Girl, you got my affection
Cause I can see the sweat and, blood n tears, in the contours
And the textures
Payin off in how ya rock ya dressesGGGGHH
Catches the eyes passers by
And make all the salty gate keeping dumbasses cry
We avoid em like they had a disease 
Throwin round dumb terms like fake gamer girl, please
Shut the fuck up and enjoy the art
Ladies come through and tear them fuck boys apart
Shake em off like a seizure 
Servin em face, and showin off all the features 
Moonlight Late night on the convention floor
Can’t get rnough koztek homie, Send in more
We hittin the music panel to shake our stankin ass
With the heat of the crowd foggin up ya glasses
And I’m,
partying in the audience with a Harley Quinn and two Naughty twins dressed the girls from the, Guardians
Of the galaxy, it’s a formality 
To sneak Bacardi in
And get to Polyin 
Now she twerk so deffadidly on the dick
…shoutin fuck respectability politics
And now I’m gettin the suspicion
They wanna take me back to the hotel room 
 make a little fan fiction, ya know?

Ya know what I mean right? 

Yea, I think ya do

Haha ok let’s go!

Chorus:
Listen up you dogs!
It’s solely respectable observation only
(ya) pissin in the fog
‘f you think you’ll get more than an autograph, you lonelies

This one’s for those, cosplayin girls
Those costek playin girls around the wo-hu-hurld
This one’s for those radiative, so creative, innovative
Co-osplayin girls
And they be dressin like

Amy n lela Amy n lela

Or like  Harley Quinn or like the two girls from the guardians of the galaxy

You look so free
And dressed so beautifully
I couldn’t find a Finer designer
You look so free
And dressed so beautifully
That outfit you’re rockin I think it’s unlockin, uh,  somethin deep within me

You put that time into that shit but when you make it stick, it’s like, I’m like goddamn, ya really put it together baby!

(chorus)


amy n lila (koztEk)

Just in time for the holiday season (and Billboard announcing that holidady songs wouldn't be effected by their new rules, hehe...)

(i really) Gotta head outside so I’m bundling up for the winter
(muff s n gloves, and don’t forget stuffin grocery bags in my shoes) 
( i gotta) keep my balance right For the glazyness all around
(watch for strips of ice ya nm might slip, and that’s no fun to do)
…(I’m gonna) pick a snowball fight, n gon’ crack some ice by the river 
(it’s like breakin through a glass window, but nobody sues)
(Cause, uh) to a southern boy, Hey, every snow days a beautiful (day) what can I (say) I love the way it changes the hue of my town 

Watch it the air so gracefully
Speckling the sky like a mosaic in motion
A familiar view, can looks so brand new 
When it’s frosted in
A glow of Frozen raindrops

(i really) Gotta head outside to revel in the wintertime
ON A toboggan ride, with a sled or a tray or whatever is flat you can find!
To the,top of the hill! And make sure it’s got the snow that’s, slick enough to slide
It was a fool who said nothing free just falls from the sky
But what about this wonderland of snow that no one’s money can buy 

So it’s only right we use it all!
Glimmering at night like a diamond-studded ocean
Under the street light
It shines so bright 
Lookin like  marshmallows on everyone’s rooftops

…There’s so many reasons why
You should Never let a snow day pass you by

(Absolute Zero):
Made a wish for a snow day, now I'm frostbit
Ma said "don't forget your coat!"
I thought I lost it
Got my Spider-Man boots and my Santa hat and I'm all set
Now; Who thinks they can beat me in a sled race?
Ricky why you eyeing me when you was dead last place last week?
I guess we could go again
Bet on Pokémon cards
Throw a Charizard in
I'll take that back to the cul-de-sac where my friends is at
We ain't smokin' cigarettes but our breath is heavy
Shovel weather overnight
You're never ready
Upstate New York mid december 
Real veterans know no contenders
Older, frozen fingers, to the gas station to get actual cigs and papers
A far cry from my youth
A thrift store gobbled up those spidey boots
Feed the machine like any other Christmas
Still got my Santa hat on, where's your wish-list?
It's better to give than to receive
If you don't feel, you don't believe
I think a snow day is what I need
And if you don't know what I mean then this is it
A magical movie moment you can't capture 
Just recollect when it's over, blaow
That's how everyday passes you by
Cherish every moment even if it's cold outside
Go there, build a snowman or an igloo
I might not, but I'll tell you what I will do
Reap what I sow in every seed of doubt
Keep makin' sure every second counts
Steep tea from the stove in my house
Reading the leaves as I sit on the couch
Greeting the season with a kiss on the mouth

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