https://soundcloud.com/mat4yo/sets/summersolsticemixtape

Get hype for my first mixtape, 11 brand new songs with a very different style. 
The mixtape will be released on THIS soundcloud as soon as the final song is completed. Please follow this soundcloud if you are already following the old one, or if you read this and you follow neither it would be nice...

I promise, the tracks are not as homoerotic as they sound in the promotional track.

NEW ALBUM/MIXTAPE OUT

The first released track off Mat4yo's first mixtape: Summer Solstice
-Fun Song #1-
MUSIC VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUOOxVTJ0K4

LYRICS: http://rap.genius.com/Mat4yo-no-beach-boy-lyrics



No Beach Boy

Summer Solstice
-Love Song #2-
Winter's coming around

It’s the beginning of summer now
makes me wanna wonder how
less than 365 suns took me from where I was to now

as last summer came to a close
i thought that it was game over
little did I know i’d find what i was looking for 
as soon as I had given up the ways of a soldier

it was the middle of winter then
wishing I could just win her when
the wisher who was singing bout an infinite pacific has found that one fish and picked to stay with it

and as we begged for the warm air
she never knew the story of the storm there
funny how I never wanted it but now I’m proud
to have the summer solstice come early this year


and all this time
I wondered why
she could never find that one guy
and if I 
would never hide by the trials of the tide
she would find me in a little less time


I used to walk these dunes
and look at the sky to talk to you
looking for that one shining star to reflect my message off to you

and I knew you that knew me
you just never knew which dude was the true me
and I’m to blame 
for not realizing I was made this way

for a purpose
and I heard this
the moment the waves had scratched the surface
i knew that I hurt you
believing in me just wasn’t my virtue

but the planet turned on it axis 
it did backflips for me
now I have to practice
how to relax and tell our future family bout our story


and all this time
I wondered why
she could never find that one guy
and if I 
would never hide by the trials of the tide
she would find me in a little less time

The sun used to set itself alone but since the weather
got better it now lets us watch it set itself  together
as it holds the horizon, rewinding to december
just close both your eyes, and I want you to remember

all the firsts that we shared, your purse and your hair
and how you were the one person to reverse what had scared

me from ever loving someone now let’s watch the sun set to
the time I came alive, when I first met you

i literally used to sit in my pity and wondered if this was my own fault, or if it was happening this way for a reason.
I had questions, and the best of me was tested as the water had tread my knees and i felt this breeze that made me feel as though I wasn’t quite alone


have you ever visited a vicinity like a city or in this case the beach where at some point in your life this location had meant something much different to you?
and its incredible looking back that you never thought of being there and feeling any different than the way you did then… or maybe that’s just me...

Summer Solstice

Need 4 Speed
@tewzen
-Cool Song #2-
A fast rap that attracts enough authorities to start a high speed chase.

MAT4YO: move!
TEWZEN: out my way!
running sounds
torches sounds
MAT4YO: Yo, Zen!?
Tires screech as tewzen pulls up
TEWZEN:
Get in

TewZen:
Everybody wanna be a stars these days
while i lay on the ground at the stars i gaze
and think to myself at the number of people that wanna make it
how many  actually do 
maybe 1 or 2 out of thousands of  people that unfortunately never make it through
its sad but its true
but how would you feel it you knew you were apart of those people too

what does it take for a rapper like me
to make it into this industry 
make a mix tape hand out cd's
and hope a record deal will come find  me 

man only if i knew  that in the future if i make it as a rapper
it would calm me down and stop me stressing out
i guess i should build myself  time machine 
and travel into the future to see 

 I'm jumping on top of a building of  a helicopter and
landing straight ..on to the golden plated  helicopter pad 
everything i say is bad
so don't listen to my songs
my mix tapes coming out soon don't get it

all i spit is lighter fluid 
and the beats the flame
move move just get out the way 
the speed I'm at i need another lane
im in another league
traveling so fast that its hard to see
 
i got that need for speed
that evil greed (indeed)
of tearing up the beat you see
theres no such thing for sympathy
left in my brin now the beast hast unleashed
guess it finally worked but secret repeice 
of mixing beats shh don't tell them tis a secret gee

Chorus:
MAT4YO:
i got a need 4 speed
TEWZEN:
in this industry
BOTH:
its that kind of thing that forces you to keep the heat
MAT4YO:
press the pedal get that kerosine in engine
BOTH:
let ‘em know we tough as metal and we better not be messed with

TEWZEN:
aint no hybrid car, cadillac, or volkswagen
MAT4YO:
we fly by these cars,  got electric volts backing
up our engines
TEWZEN:
bending rules of quantum physics evilly
BOTH:
we already got it, you’re the ones who are in need of speed


Mat4yo:
wait is there a need for speed?
I can fix that easily
see that we defeating every street with a beat till were making every rapper in the building queasily
i do that feasibly, let there be no misconception
im a force to be reckoned with, better watch out, or your cars get wrecked its
a
in it to win it intuition that I’m bringing
its a gory territory if you’re finna win at chicken
goin sixty, seventy, eighty baby listen 
"its not safe here please stay at home in the kitchen"
and when im crossing the finish i get a key in the ignition
with a winner sticker coming home for dinner 
then I’m doing it again
watch doing playing with me kid?
better tuck in your foot before we cook!
get ‘em swimming in the river get a 
 gill again with Gilligan 
and kill a man
 and bill a man 
for damages on
 every little crevice of my hand 
and resurrect him for the betterment of making me the better man and make him efffin president
 cause evidently anyone can 
make em all defend ‘em with a single swing of pendulum 
its elevating every one
cause seldom is he belgian, 
he’s so hippity hoppity flippity floppity 
bend him, referend him
make a referendum just to end him
thats what I will end up doing 
screwing every senate member turn a tyrant to a truant 
.. you better stay away
any basket case I put ‘em all on layaway
i belittle any villain living in a villa built of nilla wafers who can make the paper
am I crazy, you can ask if you’re curious
why i run with guns its cause I’m fast and I’m furious

Chorus:
MAT4YO:
i got a need 4 speed
TEWZEN:
in this industry
BOTH:
its that kind of thing that forces you to keep the heat
MAT4YO:
press the pedal get that kerosine in engine
BOTH:
let ‘em know we tough as metal and we better not be messed with

TEWZEN:
aint no hybrid car, cadillac, or volkswagen
MAT4YO:
we fly by these cars,  got electric volts backing
up our engines
TEWZEN:
bending rules of quantum physics evilly
BOTH:
we already got it, you’re the ones who are in need of speed


MAT4YO: Yo, look out!
TEWZEN : I got this
escape train
cars crash
getaway 


Need 4 Speed (feat. TewZen)

Ash-Tins & Door Mats feat. Ash-Tin Larold
-Lyrical Showcase #3-
A song that references life and pop culture with an intense rhyme scheme.

Here’s the strategy - eat up a piano beat 
show them we the cats that beat these raps elite fantastically
charged assault and battery on rad-ish beets and cabbage leaves, 
its actually a fact that Ash and Mat are far from baggage free

——

came from tragedy, down about two thousand leagues
me and captain nemo practiced drowning beats around the seas
breached surface and the mic was where i had to be
so naturally, mat and me, collabed and now we attacking beats

——
Don’t try to battle me unless you have a cavalry
lead by samus aran captain mctavish and master chief
we’d withstand the siege no matter the power your blasters be
our vocab bring the heat that makes cortana issue mass retreat

——

What a sad defeat, but you couldn’t win
we the deadly duo that defeated mugen and jin
we live in all of the shadows and we move with the wind
were like Batman and Robin with a musical spin

——
couldn’t say it better, got me saying kudos to him
if you’re dissing you must be sipping on fruit juice and gin
mixed with roofied ingredients we’re the dudes at the peak of this
we’re so cool we equalin' species with Zeus and Prometheus 

——Yo——

We’ve reached frequencies unequaled by you feeble kids
we run the streets the way deniro and pacino did 
beat you with a meat cleaver leave you kids with bleeding dicks
mc’s feeling that its easiest to plead the fifth
—
see that it’s the heat to warm the edge of your seat
and its better when we 
create these 
creten meanings
for the things we’re speaking, if you think the bush is near the beat
it can’t be, ‘cause that means we beat around it but we crush it
indiscreetly
——
we completely beat these fiends competing weakly
lyrical athletes we never cease to eat our wheaties
mistreating all you wannabe g eazy’s rocking beanies 
we be lyrically deeper than the bleached remains of Pitre 
———

yo, we’re crazy, zanier than animaniacs, (to the max)
taking over like when pinky and the brain attack
skedaddle, grab your rattle and your blankie and go take a nap
we the energizer bunnies draining all you rayovacs


we’ll melt you fellas with a kelvin level stealth attack 
spitting little debbie packs while you pedal healthy snacks
ask anyone who’s ever felt the hellish wrath
you’ll burn in an ashtin if you step on mat

—— 
i’m a man but at heart I’m the kid of the hour
making all the music that you sing in the shower
bringing the power, spitting written hits by the hour
growling, plowing through town ’cause now i live to devour
fricken kids who wow at me louder since i killed bowser ow!  I
disembowled his trousers wit fire flower power
yes, and now I’m crowned, chowing down on peach chowder
and found at a round table in the highest castle tower
ow!
—
lyrics danker than a pot venders top seller
you white dwarves are not stellar I’m a lot better
steamier than a cellar full of hot peppers 
my bars hit with the kinetic force of brock lesner
that leave you’re skin raw and exposed and your mind tender
then cut you like the propeller blades in a large blender
i have a mind more devilish than that robot bender's
i have a vocab that your feeble minds cannot render

—
All are you are cheesier than cracker snack filling
coming up short like your bracydactyly
its elvis costello and burt bacharach killing
it on levels of ”the prize in a cracker jack thrilling”
we
——
stay on the grind like a 50 50
got people saying wow these kids are pretty nifty
n whenever the bass a cymbals hit me 

BOTH:
it resonates with every single living cell within me

CHORUS
yo, we’re crazy, zanier than animaniacs, (those are the facts!)
taking over like when pinky and the brain attack
skedaddle, grab your rattle and your blankie and go take a nap
we the energizer bunnies draining all you rayovacs


we’ll melt you fellas with a kelvin level stealth attack 
spitting little debbie packs while you pedal healthy snacks
embellished in facts entails a devilish wrath and that’s: 
"you’ll burn in an ashtin if you step on mat"


Ash - Tins & Door Mats (feat. Ash - Tin Larold)

Screw a Sad Song
feat. @blingface
-Fun Song #2-
A song that samples the multitude of mat4yo's old sad songs and completely turns it around to the comic relief of the album about screwing a sad song. With tools

Chorus: [Both]
Screw a Sad Song
If you’re thinking that you’re gonna sing one, we are here to tell you that’s wrong
make your sadness disappear, watch it go up in smoke
Screw a sad song, tug it by the nuts and bolts

Mat4yo:
Welcome to Be Happy 101
Where we reiterate the title like B101
it’s SCREW A SAD SONG
it’ll be such fun
when we make a different song than ev-ery one has done 
it’s a one and done deal, take a bad feeling and I leave it on the window sill
and in a million bazillion katrillion years it’l be on the window still!
and I wouldn’t ever tell you in a million years to listen to what you hear man,
but anticipate precipitated situations, grab a sad song by the tear gland
there’s nothing to fear man,
when you hear a slow piano just cover your ears man!
or you’re  gonna wanna be ready to 
purchase tissues worth a year’s span!
forget the ASPCA commercial dawg!
you need a someone never left or sued or hurt you song!

like this

-Chorus-

BlingFace:

Stop fightin just lighten your mood up keep it right and enlighten 
everyone else cause they're strikin like lightnin 
takin there anger out on the innocents and frightenin em
Your mood spills on everyone else no need for pills 
use your emotion skills, I know sometimes stuff kills 
but like Pharrell Wills explains if your sad then I ain't mad 
but just be glad for what you have cause if your listenin to this rap 
then you probably have some cash stashed, nasty haters don't let me get to you, 
do what I do, I use Oxi Clean when they're mocking me 
cause they got to be dirt that needs elbow grease 
but just some don't give a crap is all you need


Mat4yo:
screw a broken heart
get the parts amassed
piece it back together
like you’re making arts and crafts!
when lacrimal fluids secreting from your retinal crevices better forget it!
throw a shamWOW over your brow, take that tune and eat it for breakfast!

BLINGFACE:
'Cause it pops up like a Pop Tart,
like you're ready to give a crap.
Screw that, shove it back 
in that toaster until it's black

MAT4YO:
if you do not listen to us there are side effects
neglect to pay attention you will all wind up like this!:

Green with envy like you’re dipping in the guacamole

BLINGFACE:
Totally

MAT4YO:
all this cheese my wallet looks like a cannoli
holy moly let me close and leave a testimony
why be soppressata when you can be the pepperoni


Screw A Sad Song (feat. Bling Face)

Nevergreen
-Love Song #1-
A song about how driving sucks... and relating evergreen trees to everlasting love, and how I never had it until now.

I’m a pacifist, I end fights
but in the past I hit so many red lights
its sappy to say that love is evergreen
but these seasons change and streets stay nevergreen

A severed spleen, a punctured liver
a busted rib is how i found comfort with her
it doesn’t wither, i mustn't shiver
she’s my snuggie in the wickedest of toughest winters

i must have been a not lucky fellow
cause whenever I drove for green i got stuck with yellow
and now whenever I see her it is not just a hello
she made a summer’s dream out of what was Othello

a silhouetted stilletto digging into my chest
a pill that healed the illness came at will and i’m blessed
went from zero to one, like a binary number
funny how I never saw the light of primary colors


its was
never never 
never never green
its
never never
never never
Never never
never nevergreen

I used to sit atop my bed, just catching dreams
and thinking of how I could word that cleverly
never knowing they were ready with their weaponry
to sever me directly crossed the dotted line in 7b
they purposely were hurtful to me
and I was perfectly perforated at the seems
and as I
stared with a gleam of hope within my retinal screen
I believed it didn’t matter what they said to me
instead of me of letting ‘em get it I gave them the best of me
erased my slate cause I knew it was better clean
I would sail the seven seas just to see the place where endless bliss and plethoras of treasure could be, attention,
weather wasn’t ever treacherous or ever threatening to me
I knew whether we were near or far, together we’d be
never questioning the level of each one of us’ specialty
call up Webster have him undefine “separately”
and I hope you won’t think lesser of me
since I rearranged the alphabet to LMOP
there is no 
longer an N you see
and there will never be an end, believe...
forever we are evergreen


Nevergreen

Intercities
-Meaningful Song #1-
A song about the trials of growing up, and as you grow up, you change, but are always loved. Also displays the worrylessness of childhood.


i’m not living in an intercity
but i wish that I could bring it with me
take a way the litter and the little kiddies
and you got yourself a more enjoyable new york or philly

a photo framed in the middle of the living room
belittled by its natural existent different view
I wish I could do - something to fix you
but you’re beautiful inside, and I know it’s true

I been blue, since up, I grew
out in the sewers there’s a hundred thousand pettigrews
but I could never wish for a better view
I put my trust in all these streets to direct me to you
 
its set in stone, but it starts with bricks
just remember that in every single dark abyss
is a street light, and if my feet could type
they would tell you forever ‘cause they never forget the
street life

-chorus-

Day by day, the trees are going down
and all i can do is keep my feet on the ground
and hope I don’t get knocked down with em
but for now, I’ll just hide inside my grandma’s kitchen

and when you’re living like a kid, living’s all there is
singing, and swinging never even thinking to call it quits
crawling to talking to walking all of a sudden we’re all like this
wishing we could live without this lack of lavish lawlessness

Sprawled in offices is where we’re doomed to be
but that fate’s not true to me
I’m due to be dubiously doing what i do best, lucratively
it’s not what you could have been but where your dreams at,
Aladdin’t do was never live life like a street rat


how can you beat that?
born and raised by where each one of my feet are at
went from a point guard, to a score adjuster
a shot in the dark, found more than just a 

-redundant chorus-


Intercities

Still Make Guitars Cry
-Lyrical Showcase #2-
A song explaining how I know I suck, but somehow, someway, I still find a way to create a beautiful song.

This one goes out to any man who doesn’t care
You’ll wanna care when you’re running scared
I could summon such cumbersome stuff to wear
and still find time to outrun the hare


Life’s a carnival game, it’s fun to fare
then you wonder where your money went, it wasn’t fair
and when I spike that high striker, you’ll wanna stare
cause I swear i won the world’s largest gummy bear


i’ll tug you from your knuckle hair 
I’m the reason boxers have to fight in underwear
i’ll uppercut a sucker if he doesn’t wear ‘em
 or if he tries to cross me i’ll just punnet square ‘em

this ain’t your last supper, share,
i’ll spare you if you pass me the tupperware
toss me a couple pears,
underneath your puddle of saliva, yeah they’re under there
and if you were unaware


I aint a tall guy but i ain’t a small fry 
about a minute and a half has gone bye
trust me I’m a waste of OUR time
but I can still make guitars cry


Don’t think Ubisoft, I can hear your Far Cry
screaming more than 90 seconds now has gone by
why try? I’m a waste of our time
but I can still make guitars cry


Drip drip that’s the tears of a sitar
but I’m still living life off a clif bar
and it’s hard, over 8 pounds, to lift bars
but I drop ‘em wit no problem like I’m Pixar
4 Toy Stories, 2 Braves, 6 cars
You’re a coy! boring, too lame for this star
split you into 8 bits like pixel art
I hit tar-gets, you’re more kwik-mart

get smart or stay dumb, it is the code
i’ll school you like the magic bus on frizzle’s show
no excuses mr. bueler, if you didn’t know
you missed the show now sit and mope in the bitter cold

hi and welcome to the 4yo kitchen show
we’ll need corn flour, either way you’re picking rose
throw these beets on a skillet, yeah, I sizzle those,
roasting every vegetable in hard core chisel mode


and matteo’s rosting potatoes of all kinds
who think that he’s a neither fly or tall guy
i’ll try to get it through your mind that I’m nothing but a waste of our time
who can make a guitar cry

i’m a put and put it underneath the par guy
about 2 minutes and a half have gone by
birdie, or an eagle, either of ‘em are fly
so I’ll take my time while I make guitars cry

-Guitar Solo by Sal Adonis-

Still Make Guitars Cry

Pass the Remote:
Lyric Meanings: http://rap.genius.com/Mat4yo-pass-the-remote-lyrics

-Lyrical Showcase #1-
A song explaining my growth from unbearable to... bearable?

I would change it too, believe me. i can vouch for me 
but the remote’s on a whole other couch from me
Not remotely a salary, not hourly
I’m scouring these narrow alleyways and we’re both power free

I can’t see
I swear I’m not cowardly
I think something bit me several times and tried devouring me
now i’m offspring of
Falcon rabies amalgamated with alchemy
don’t walk away without me

I’m the leader, follow me or feel hated
i’m like a country concert the way i’m tailgated
you’re ill fated i’m ill rated, be afraid
 i’m wiping microsoffthe globe, get Bill Gate’d

You make me bored like the tell tale’s grave is
black, white, chalk, doesn’t matter what the race is
i make faces petrified, it sucks
that i made you turn out to be such a' bust’ 

I cut rappers off like the crust
make ‘em real jelly like they bunk with peanut butt, errr..
hold the -er, i will send you to the ER
leave you to rot like BRVR

hee-snaw
i will put you to sleep
rappers so monotonous they got me counting sheep
its obvious i’m not in this for monumental rock-ishness 
i got respect in retrospect i guess its just a consequence

Let me rearrange your face - boggle that
i see right through your flow - goggle that
make you wanna switch sides - toggle that
I did it all on my own and I promise that

i made my self sick, guess I’m a hypochondriac
check my cell, my mitochondria just might have conjured that
Any dignity you have, I bet you laundered that
matter fact 
i’m dynamite, where my girl lafawndah at?

i knead that dough - pumpernickel
but i don’t need that dough, - just a nickel
if i displeased or gave you the heebie jeebies
I’m sincerely sorry i will re-habituate your t.v. screen


but you already know
i’m clogging up your TiVo

and as far as the eye can see
i provide your FiOs TV

all the senior citizens i’m living in your tapes and you
you guns are hung up wanting my subscriptions and my pay-per view

and all I got is this paper in view
if you a hater, I am the creator of you

Pass the Remote

First to Advance
@lazysundaypaper
-Meaningful Song #2-
A song about how I used to always get kicked down as a kid, but now you can see me being the first to advance to bigger and better things. The ending is reminiscent of Hunter, "Lazy Sunday Paper", guiding me through life as I slowly grow older with every other line."

I'll be the first to advance
like a gameboy from 2006
that fit in to the fingers of a little kid that wished that he could be a bigger kid in the immense world we live in
now he's singing and he doesn't need to wish on stars no more
he's been to hell and back and got exactly what he wished for
itll take a little time and a little bit of pride to crush your dark side  
you'll be riding on the sky when you find that princess leia
no more riding solo, you'll be onomatopeing it 
got people saying wow, he's a howdy how'd he get her?
When all I did was hope that all this weather would get better
So, instead of in regret i'm getting better, 
I'm getting ahead I bet
I'll be the first to step to enter this duettal adventure
I'll get that special sunset run this back on every cassette
better yet, I cast a silhouette on fellas telling me i couldn’t make it so they stand in the shadow of that
I'm a veteran at marionetting and making a mess outta every one of my enemies
and no one who offends me, doesnt understand me, repremands me aint a friend to me
In the end itll be me and
 you and no one else will matter
Leaving every other rapper mad, hatter
I'm stepping up to the plate and up to batter and 
to face the face of the race
don't make me a snake if i take first place
but i'm sitherin in to the winning position 
restricting the limits from this prohibition
a proefficient coefficient, 
never missing a chance to be different
so listen, i'm really reeling them in and i aint goin' fishing

look for me ill find you
ill be right behind you
to catch you when you fall and then stand beside you
forever i abide to

you, make me believe it now

HUNTER: (1:34)
Whoa I can see it now
every little confession that made me bleed
every little truth made me see, you!
i can’t afford to lose such a wondrous tune
when push comes to shove I tend to fall
bounded up till I am black and blue
ooh I see it dude the man in the mirror is a different you
I question my role in these shoes I question this battle if I should move
Im stuck in these ruins, I feel ancient compared to these dunes 
Life aint easy when we drift away, I want to stay
burnt by these rays leaving scars on my face
i want to pray but it seems god made me this way

MATTEO: (2:04)
I am who i am and you made me that
HUNTER: (2:09)
I am who I am i created that
MATTEO:
Our problems are crafted and conquered by us
HUNTER:
It’s an inward battle constructed by trust
MATTEO:
And you must come up from the shackles of dust
HUNTER:
Kick ‘em in the nuts and scream that’s enough
MATTEO:
You wanna stand up tall not crash and fall
HUNTER:
If you aint first to do it, why advance at all?

MATTEO: (2:19)
It’s a trance and all, or so you think
What if you could fix it all with a blink
You can’t do that if your eyes are closed
You gotta defend or get overthrown

HUNTER: (2:26)
But no matter how hard you fight, you’re always on the run
Selfless and hopeless waiting to become the one
I know I’ve been there gasping for air in this puddle
but know people are there to get you out of this struggle


MATTEO: (2;33)
You aren’t the only soldier in war
You’ve got a friend for what life’s in store for
of course you’re overboard with the soreness
the only hands holding you down are yours, kid

HUNTER: (2:40)
I broke free from these chains
I felt foreclosed in a world of pain
They tried and break me for what I was
But I persevered and told them enough IS ENOUGH


MATTEO: (2:47)
With my advanced in hand I just can’t seem to find a friend
HUNTER:
You’re not alone my friend, we’ll endure this, grab my hand
MATTEO:
What if I can’t fend against the pressures that will take a stand 
HUNTER:
We gotta take a leap of faith, all odds on one chance
MATTEO:
And together no one’s powerful enough to say we can't
HUNTER:
And we will each no longer be the victims of a circumstance
MATTEO:
Since you have reversed it I can see the curse at a glance
MATTEO AND HUNTER: (2:59)
to see that we surpassed from last and now we are the first to advance

-outro-

First To Advance (feat. LazySundayPaper)

LYRICS: www.rappad.co/rap/67084
MEANINGS: http://rap.genius.com/Mat4yo-literal-deep-bars-lyrics

No effects were used in this track. This phenomenon happens to me when I get a little under the weather

Can you dig it?

Literal Deep Bars

Ash-Tin and Mat4yo remaster their Zoog Zug verses from earlier this year for this music video: http://youtu.be/YUw381gxFss



Zoog Zug Cypher - Ash - Tin Larold & Mat4yo

Saint Valentine:
Hark, with all my heart I'll spark an offer you can't barter
this guarded carcass from Bari can’t go harder than a Martyr
Your charity hookers must got Wonders Working for you
'cause who's revered for slipping fungal infections in children's shoes?
I'm an inconspicuous officiant, the 'get hitched' business solicitor
and while you are granting kids visceral wishes your chimney sees no visitors!
If this so called saint defies the way that I've been sanctifed
then I will make you love me, if it means that I must patronize!

Saint Nicholas:
The eternal third wheel's about to meet his law maker
Behave, or you can consider this Bishop a Pawn-breaker
A canonized betrayer to the emperor is my challenger?
I'll rock you the Flaminian Way and wipe you off the calendar!
As Winter falls the children call the one and only Sinterklaas
you think I'm wrong? I'll clip your wings right off and twist your jingle balls!
Me and my posse of apostles beat you once a week
But Once a year, we'll honor your execution as bittersweet

Cupid:
Meet you In the Court of Love, you'll find I'm master chancellor
Tell your North Side Gang that its time for a massacre
I'm the hardy heart of archery, so don't make me shoot!
There's only room for me or you and you don't quite fit the suit!
Yeah
I'm so fly
I'm the god of desire
keep making children live lies and I'll roast your nuts on the fire
My kind of Love Conquers All, but your existence is the paradigm
that redefines mankind as one who'll never have a Valentine!

Santa Claus:
Your little shriveled arrow can’t handle the snow 
'Cause I got this ho, that ho, all hoes
there is no comparing the Savior's rein-ing sleigh rider
to the gay Tooth Fairy who's dumping raps out of his diaper
Cupid, stop shooting stupid humans, if you didn't exist
there'd be way less kids fooling around on my naughty list
It's the jolly bowl of jelly 'gainst a Classical fatty
so Take a seat on my lap, and let me show you who's your daddy

rap


Saint Valentine VS Saint Nicholas - Mat4yo's Version. Epic Rap Battle Chisels

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KmpCAYf24g

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Hermione VS Criss Angel - Rap Battle!

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1iMxWjn58A

LYRICS:
I started off making crazy videos in my basement
that hasnt changed yet, aint it
funny how you come to know so many different things
and how much love and affection one incident brings
i'm starting to get
sick of these things
like sipping a drink
and getting snickered at because it isnt liquor, it's sunny D
so come get some of these
i'm like a buzzing bee
making rappers want to leave, afraid that I will come to sting

Get all your boys to
gather round in a cloister
I'll hoist the oysters
off the port and stick a fork in your "pointers"
I’m gon  al-fornocate your joints if I don't make your ointment moister
and you'll coronate mat4yo's face as non-supportive torture

see,
Digiorno makes your form of taste, they call mine a delivery
a sort of glaze you paint with paste not faked and sold exquisitely
I'm much more different, rhythmically
I'm vicious towards your mimicry
of listing things said similarly
and thinking its a simile

with the way you draw connections I would say your   brain's an etch-a-sketch
At best, you just can't make it happen 
like you were Gretchen and "fetch"
Check it  
The best of all is when I fall I'm like basketball
And while I'm standing tall you're in the vestibule of vegetables

Aw

I Catch you staring at me on a box of cereal
here, my girl has Mat, and I'm hazardous material
so don't think the coincidence is any less etherial
than any of the men in ebeneezer's christmas miracle

my atmosphere is spherical in its structure
and these weirdos are peering in as if they could pop my bubble
if they’re starting trouble but they wanna say they’re not stubborn
they can kiss my ass-umption that they're butthurt
cause it is a positive proportioned proposition and it's probable
that possibly their possy is preposterously popular
for pessimism perservering in their population
I'm just paying all my problems away, no compensation
 
I’m saying as anger manifests
people exaggerate that they’re as oppressed
obsessed with unrest and a state of protest
as a facet to a lack of stress or acid indigestion
someone fasten so called strategists
back into their bassinets!


I aint got time for this, in line for this since '96
I find that it's a kind of sitch that takes a winding time to fix
Lets take a time machine back to 1993, 
not even conceived and still the best rapper alive was me
Lets hit 2003
where I have found the me
that's sound asleep 
and dreaming of when fun will come around for me
lets hit 2010
where I am found again
i'm bound to spend the next four years 
in town without a friend
was twenty fourteen
something that was foreseen?
fortunately found my metaphorical morphine
me and my gorgeous  anthropomorphic queen
tore the scene by the seems and performed it into smithereens

it’s been a long way coming    
found a lot of wrong ways to nothing
but my heart stays pumping
if this song says something
it’s that action can actually
happen when passions are added to rapping

if you liked this, be honest and leave a comment
and
if you didn’t like it, leave a comment and be honest
‘cause before we break it, we as a team must form a mold  
‘cause I don’t do this 4 me
I do it 4 yo

King of the Basement

MUSIC VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0X8j7yWfc4

Ash Tins & Door Mats [Remastered] - Ashtin Larold & Mat4yo

This is a recreation of Eminem's Rap God, keeping the framing and rhyme scheme but replacing it with Smash Brothers rhetoric.

VIDEO: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcFWCILawro

Lyrics: www.rappad.co/rap/188324

"SMASH GOD" - Eminem "Rap God" Parody

MUSC VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5cSyBHJXAg

Come on and take a dive with me
when the whole world's yelling and you try to speak
in the briny deep, we'll find a silent sea
when you ride with me, we're just diving diving...

Baby we don't need a submarine
to go undersea you take a plunge with me
you're gonna Love this cruise through the blue 
and when I'm through you'll be a whole new different you

we're just diving

and you don't have to hope
going with me is cheaper than a boat
and we'll flow over the photic zone
where the waves roll with such a tone
that you hear no one at home
it's just me and you alone with the ocean
ocean

it's a notion  
that salt water can provoke emotions
unknown when you let it take a hold
they say you sink or swim, but with me you're gonna float 
and we’ll follow this course all over Hoenn in the ocean

So come on and take a dive with me
when the whole world's yelling and you try to speak
in the brine deep we’ll find a silent sea
when you ride with me, we're just diving diving...

take a dive with me
take a dive with me 

there's a shard, plate, clam, pearl, all around
if  you think you're lost, it makes it hard to not be found
if the ground turns your smile to a frown
the ocean holds your chin & shows it your reflection upside down

when you explore you find a world you never knew had purpose
an ancient relic and the treasure chest it stole from surface
Planet Earth is just a word that renders two to as one together
but the better half is one that it submerges

that horizon is dividing more than habitats
one side's thriving while the other, we throw anchors at
it's a habit, as a matter of fact, I'd rather it be left like that
so we can keep that respite and inhabit that

it would be the last time you heard from me
we'd be castaways that conjure up a searching team
but our Devon Scuba Gear needs some refurbishing
so every day, return with me where the Land turns to sea

So come on and take a dive with me
when the whole world's yelling and you try to speak
in the brine deep we’ll find a silent sea
when you ride with me, we're just diving diving...


Dive with Me

MUSIC VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFHovdJ_WWw

I got called out by Ashtin Larold to rap on the MC Showcase 2011 instrumental... in 2015. This is the official rap music video by Mat4yo. This is a direct response to Ashtin's cypher entry "Good Looks".

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Watch Ashtin's version of "Good Looks" here: 
http://bit.ly/1TaK5ZT

MC Showcase 2011 Instrumental:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dFWHVVbRCE

Mat4yo - Good Looks

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWFAKjAnnhY

Buy this song! https://mat4yo.bandcamp.com/track/lament-of-falling-stars

Lament of Falling Stars (feat. Kevin Krust)

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ccoc1iPBguw

Are you ready to question all you've ever known? This is a rap battle between the Hero of Truth, White and Reshiram played by Mat4yo... and the Hero of Ideals, Black and Zekrom played by Zach Boucher of SploogeGaming. 

In Pokemon Black and White, Team Plasma has one goal: to liberate Pokemon from people. The King, N, believes this is a moral cause and acts on the will of his 'father', Ghetsis. Unbeknownst to N, Ghetsis seeks to free Pokemon not out of compassion; rather, he seeks to relinquish the power from the people and maintain it for himself. In Pokemon White version, Team Plasma does this by encouraging people to pursue ideals: a vision of what could be by ignoring what is. In Pokemon Black version, Team Plasma does this by encouraging people to pursue truth: a vision of what is by ignoring what could be. In this rap battle, White and Black detail their schism, define a blueprint for how they believe the world should work, and then concede at a boiling point. In the end, they learn to coexist, as there is never just one viewpoint to a situation... in other words, it's not always Black and White.

Pokémon Black vs. White Rap Song! by Mat4yo & Zach Boucher

Testing out my new midi keyboard with this new beat

Indigo Rapteau

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQnbEAi0gC0

LYRICS
HOMOPHONES



Tempt me, I’ll be the first to address

like when I’m prom shopping I’m the first to a dress

got a thirst for a quest on any person who questions me

so give me the list, I’ll take the first two addresses



just to stand on their mats and prepare my foreword

if you stand on the mat, the I only got four words

"Don’t underestimate 4’s words" 

Or I’ll be knocking doors with a skyward triforce sword



you're less argument and more ad homonym

saying this is lame! he should really add homonyms

but that’s only spelling, they don’t rhyme like homophones

and I keep it busy like the tones you hear on home phones



I’ll be perched atop a billboard

screaming I won’t stop ’til I’m making all my hundred dollar bills board

and I can pour Benjamins onto poor Richard

just to say I got a voice that can make the poor richer



it was a very odd evening

every single even number had an odd evening

dark and light were opposite so was Yang, and even ying

Someone must have dropped the ball like when it's New Years eve ending



oops



I hit the pedal when I accelerate

with my 4 cylinder spinning axel I rate

about an 8 out of 10 so I can laugh in the face

of any hater when I pass him and he acts all irate



now let me escort you all back to my head quarters

and we’ll settle this fair I’ll be calling heads quarters

in the air, either way I’m gonna leave your head quartered

when my head quarterback scores at the end quarter



yea



I’m a backward’s rapper’s perfect paradigm

I’m only 20 years old, like a pair of dimes

and don’t hand me a glass of wine or a pear with thyme

I would rather dress up at a party and have pirate time



sqwak



I’m a savvy buccaneer

it’s just as weird as selling corn to a deer for a buck an ear

to break the music mold you gotta stop lallygagging

or you’ll end up choking on a pop song; lolly gagging



I’m a professional castigator

I got a curtain call like Irwin, ya'll get chosen when they cast the gator

I’ll lock your possy up behind a cast iron gate or

tie your bars up in a sling until someone invents a cast that’s greater



a couple months ago I was invisible

now they show me off like I’m on a display in fishy bowl

It’s not all golden ‘cause it frequently hurts

when losers tell me that the sound of my frequency hertz



I’m here to tell you that your only friends are emotes

so put down the phone and pick up the remote

before I extradite you to an island so remote

that my signal’s fuzzy from the waves flowing in your main stream moat



You got a choice if your parents don’t raise ya right

you either bleed lead or let your eraser write

You always gotta hold your razor tight

so that you can shape their minds 

and when they're non believers you can raze their rites



I relax in my castle all lackadaisy 

I’m like Mario with Peach you’re Luigi who lacks a Daisy

I get up and go to work like a farmer who hacks all day, see

got my axe I’m gonna slash until the whole galaxy’s dazing



One night I went out to eat with Sam and ella

and that’s why I spit sick, we all got Salmonella

I might be skinny like a flimsy folder ,Yes, I’m manilla

But I’m a giant with my words, there’s no colossal man iller



You put me and other rappers in a juxtaposition

there’s something different but I think I pose a just opposition

don’t get offended from what I’m thinking , it’s just a position

but I’m scratching records you be scratching when there’s just a pus itching 



But something’s missing - we can’t all come together like accordions

tolerance of different opinions what we lack order in

take a cup of truth and short circuit the aux cord in it

there’s only 1/4 yo, go and stick a quarter in

Homophones Rap Challenge

KINGDOM BARS

Download to practice a fast rap yourself!

Elocution Rap Instrumental

1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and



1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4



Yo!



My elocution might shock ya

Rhythm so electric gonna send you to the doctor

I’m not a psychiatrist but I would be lying if

I said I couldn’t diagnose and give a guy enlightenment



I’m writing with my energy, head, hands, and my feet

every single breath in me is generating sensory elements



for the listener to resonate and contemplate

but I can also plan it like a poet if I concentrate





If you’re ever in a slump, you should rewind that

and try it, maybe write in Iambs;  I am!



But my hunger for troche is boiling

so don’t fork bill fork me in the morning! 



he’s a pest, when his writes in anapest

when he’s swimming in the ocean he don’t know that fish are friends



He’s a Rascal and that’s why I asked for a snack cause

if mat is a dactyl then I'mma attack him!





No answer, he’s not responding

it might be faster to call him in spondee



but honestly, a stickler to guide is quite dumb

there’s only one rule and it’s DONT SPEAK OF FIGHT CLUB



do NOT sound LIKE a Robot THO

might get short circuited if you got flow

also, if this is to slow to follow

let me show you how to do it fast like pronto





I’m a little bit indifferent to the fact

that I’m DIDDLY DIDDLY DIDDLY when rapping fast 

  

ditch the pen and the paper and ditch paragraphs and mumbling

stop acting like the enter button’s not your friend or something



If Sally sells seashells but slurs when she speaks well

when she speaks poorly it sounds like a beached whale

 

So pour all your thoughts in, and make sure mark your script

on this rollercoaster, you are the architect

Elocution Rap Exercise

A quick recreation of the melody from Pokemon's "The Magikarp Song", found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3x3-22Gi3g

For more Pokemon Raps, check out FIRE RAP VERSION on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUuoTKghQpsk0TQ3V2zNjET4ttX_7PTJy

The Magikarp Beat

"The Legend of Ecruteak" (feat. ACloudCalledKlaus)

This is the official account for the artist, Mat4yo.

YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/mat4yo

Mat4yo's Album, "4nology", will be available in Summer 2016.

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