Circus Clown

Circus Clown (Freestyle)

Welcome to Episode Two. Today, the terrific athlete Homestar Runner takes on the ditzy sister of The Loud House, Leni Loud, in this episode of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles.
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CREDITS

► Homestar Runner, voiced by
JMB
https://www.youtube.com/user/justinmikebuckner

► Leni Loud, voiced by
Elsie Lovelock/SweetPoffin
https://www.youtube.com/user/SweetPoffin

► Strong Sad, voiced by 
Mathew Swift

Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Edited by
?????

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

WHO WON?
https://strawpoll.com/wes81zs

Homestar Runner VS Leni Loud - Single

Homestar Runner VS Leni Loud - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

Freshy Kanal as Raichu
Adam as Jolteon

Raichu:
Let’s start with a Volt Tackle to crack your face in two
I don't need Crunch to show you I’ll Rai-chew right through you!
You’re only useful with an item! Tell me who you think you’re kiddin!
How can you take me on when your own Power’s Hidden?
Even your siblings are envious of my Disarming Voice!
When it comes to Electric types… you’re not my first Choice
Despite the stat distribution when I rap you can’t outspeed this!
Don’t need the HM for Surf, I’m fly with psychokinesis!
With my extra type added, your own stat goes unnoticed
If you think you’re better than me, go and look at the voltage!
While you’re busy placing last with your other eeveelutions
This Sparksurfer will show  proper verbal execution

Jolteon:
I’ll leave ya Paralyzed in fear like a circle of Spearow
Gainst this pokemon that’s wasn’t even chosen for Yellow!
I’ve got the Volt Absorb so I’ll take all your lines 
And I’ll show everyone why I’m the mon that shines!
That’s why I got Black Glasses packed with Shadow Balls 
To shock and out rap masses fast like Thunderbolt!
You won’t find the happiness to evolve to Pikachu
With stats so embarrassing I can’t even look at you
Checking out your movepool makes me think you’re a mistake
It’s no wonder you can’t keep up after all those pancakes!
You can’t Retaliate after I Smash your Z-Crystal
Even without Earthquake your potential’s abysmal!

Raichu:
What a shocking event! Jolteon fails again!
That’s probably why Mikey didn’t pick you in the end!
You think you’re better than me? Just check the dex!
Our voltage suggests that Raichu’s the best
You look spent! I’m Stoked when I’m up against my kin!
I hope your Last Resort is a different way to win!
And if you Endure my lines I’ll be the one that you’re despising
I've naught to say but this - your loss won’t be surprising!

Jolteon:
I own the Thunder Stone, your relevancy’s nearly done!
You only got another form because you're too bland for Gen 1!
Your half brain damaged trainer still wants to keep fighting?
You’ll need a Surge of Rare Candies to match my Lightning!
Your design’s so appalling even Ash never wanted you
Just tell me Hau they made your shiny suck too
Riding the Thunder Wave to victory, just try to match my speed
I’d say we Synchronized, but that implies that you compare to me!

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Raichu vs Jolteon. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #3

Greg Heffley:
Yo Steve, I gotta say this aint it chief
You’re not religious, well I’ll make you believe
You’re so twink, you’ll trip over your sweater, you boo
So what’s you and a litta bitto blue gonna do
Put you threw the news and a noose, cuz you aint gotta clue
You’ll consume deez nudes, dude, you’re rude so skadoodle doo
You’re a nonce, from france, you cant dance, you just lie
I’d put my fist in your face if my arms weren’t fries

Steve Burns:
We just got a letter, too bad I can’t read
You’ll bleed and you’ll scream when competing with Steve
Your Zoo Wee Mama’s so fat she probably eats often
You make me sick and need a coffin like a cough from Scott Cawthon
I’ll leave you like my future………… BALD.
You don’t need a phone cause I won’t give you any calls
You thought my run was done? Well, yeah it is
BUT SO IS YOURS YOU STICK FIGURE LITTLE BITCH

Greg Heffley:
Listen here, Steve, you lil’ bitch
If you didn’t wanna leave Blue’s Clues why’d you fuckin snitched
Cya later alligator, do me a favour with some flavour 
Support Trump Bros! He’s our last saviour! Check your behaviour!

Steve Burns:
You’re making me cry you dumb fucking cock
I spit sneaky raps as if I was a sock, you shmock
Bet you didn’t know I was the bear in the Revenant
You’re just angry because I’m your Jesus President!

Grumpy Growly Australian:
GDAY MATE! I’m not hungry, I just ate! 
I just got a letter from your mum- you’re gay!
When it comes to blues clues, I PREFER JOE! 
So………  go! 
Diss me? I’ll just use a reverse uno card
Don’t be so mad; this game was rigged from the start
You’ll slip up on the slippy floor 
Laying you down, easy, that's bathroom floor
I wanna die at the time of the night, in the light cuz I cry when I’m frying a pie
…. AIGHT! 
I’m loading your mams diaper with my dick, prick 
​if you could live in one fictional universe, what would you pick?
MUHAHAHAHAHAH, you’re finished 
Don’t be scared, you'll die within a few minutes

Alright we did it

Greg Heffley vs Steve Burns - Epic Wap Battlw!!!!!

This battle means a lot to me as both my last one and one that took over two years to make. Thanks for listening!

Chao as Dimentio
SkeepTieel as Marx

Written by Chao, Dani, ENNWAY, and R the Writer
Thumbnail by Aaron Peters
Beat by Kustom

Dimentio: 
It’s the paper and plot twister cutting and crossing dimensions 
Against a pestering festering jester who won’t steal attention
Take you to a world where I’m invincible to your attacks 
Using the Chaos Heart, it’s not just Mr. L who has my back 
Pop this Kirby Super Star like the planet he wants so bad 
My magic’s getting tragic, making your death sad
With your philosophy on life, Marx is an ironic name
Everyone has Wishes of making you Milky go aWay 
Falling off your little ball don’t make you cute, it proves your loss
Even Groucho’s more comedic than this joke of a boss
Manipulating mechanical monsters while I’m in my prime 
I see you're tryna battle me, so that means “It's Showtime”

Marx:
The Sun and Moon are warring, wanna help me on a mission?
I'm a tactician, so don't mess with my mirrored ammunition 
What happens when you combine a cute face with a jester?
Still a better final boss than a giant springy head, sir
I'd flatten you with my beach ball, but you're already made of paper 
I’m a star, spitting rhymes like Nova, a death maker 
Won’t need the Fountain power from the planets I already rule  
To leave this overly-hyper megalomaniac schooled 
Underwhere? Underwhy is your life a World of Nothing!?
Calling my schemes pathetic when your plan revolves around bluffing 
Plant your Floro Sprouts in me? I’ll leave you in Dimension D!
Cause when it’s Showtime, it’s no time to sing your melodies

Dimentio:
Quit embarrassing yourself, looks like Marx left no marks  
Thinking you’ll really capture anything when I’m the king of hearts
Copying myself till you can’t comprehend who I’ve become 
We’ll all attack you as one and you’ll be left dead and numb  
Silencio! Keep quiet, turn this jester into a mime 
Because Dimentio is mentioning that Popstar is now mine!
You’re as blind as any other bat to think you have this in the open
Leave you with more than bad luck once this Mirror Kirby’s broken

Marx’s Soul:
You better have saved tomatoes for The True Arena’s end 
When this is finished, Count Bleck will have some more paper to mend 
Rhymes like scissors, an interdimensional blizzard 
Is spiraling towards the offspring of Houdini and a wizard!
I’m Ultra! Super Star beats Super Paper Mario  
Kirby’s gone and so are you, I’ve won in this scenario 
I’ll be back someday, because with my newfound prospect 
The soul of a god has crushed a failed art project

Dimentio vs Marx - Rap Battle

Deltarune VS Mario & Luigi

undertale

DerangedStrange as Lancer
Snakebite126 as Prince Peasley

Prince Peasley:
This champ charges into battle! No, I won’t bow for your highness!
You’re just a daft amalgamation of Sans and Papyrus!
I Cackletta at your foolishness, and though it does amuse me
I’ll be giving you the axe, as if I were Susie!

Lancer:
My rhymes come in spades when I step up to the mic
Now I’ll run into you with…...MY BIKE!
Quit thinking you’re a Beanstar, you’re worse than my papa!
This pea will be split when I spit hot like stump salsa!

Prince Peasley:
You? Spit hot? Haha! I’ll say
Spades thinks he’s so Slick, but he’s as soft as Ralsei!
And with all your failed plans, we know who’ll win in the end
Spoilers! It’s not the guy who betrayed his only friends!
What you rap’s awful, Fawful! It’s you I shall oust
Want to see a real Lancer? Face me in a joust!
You think you’re the King of the Koop, huh? Good thing I wrap those!
Now Peasley’s Rose to victory while you stay in the shadows!

Lancer:
Yikes! I keep getting lost in your maze of a verse
You just kept dragon it on! This hoho is the worst!
Drop the pompous act, you’re even worse than Rouxls
In both the Dark Realm and this track, it’s clear that I rule!
You think that you’re a thrasher, but really, you suck!
Could’ve ripped me by the Seams, but you played a sitting duck!
I didn’t even need my armies to leave this jerk broken
Dropped my words like bombs, and now it’s this Joke’s End!

Written by Vivian
Mixed by Nekomancer
Produced by Allrounda
Cover Art by Tuna

Lancer VS Prince Peasley | RAP BATTLE!

Welcome back to Acting Out Rap Battles. Today we got the loveable dinosaur from Mario, Yoshi, going against someone from New York, Eddie Brock. I think somethings up with this Eddie fella, but if there is, watch and find out who wins.


Written by Derpiest Game Blast with additional help from KirbyKid9


Audio mixed by Derpiest Game Blast


Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TqltlKJfPie6M1gQaRiFQ5zbnvzmMfbh39NqMfvkgCs/edit?usp=drivesdk

Eddie Brock vs Yoshi - Acting Out Rap Battles

2020 has been a very unfortunate and truly devastating year for many of us. A lot of us have suffered through many terrible travesties throughout the past twelve months, the main one obviously being the Covid-19 pandemic. It's been a very rough struggle, but, as this year comes to a close, and we enter 2021, we can only be optimistic and hope that things will get better from here. To truly reflect on how much of a god-awful, shitty ass year 2020 was, we're going to end it off with a shit-filled rap battle of pure glory. Today, the ErboBruh crew brings you Poop vs. Shit. Please enjoy.

LYRICS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/13-cSux5xyX776y83Fo2wo8WGxNnJQevCqRkuD9y3dzA/edit?usp=sharing

Poop vs. Shit.

Kira vs White Face - Remastered

Salvati as Kira
Energykid as White Face

Beat by InsaneBeatz

Kira:
Someone keeps breaking the rules. It seems to bring this to light
I need to find identity and begin writing this fight
This list.txt is listless, bitch - you're lost, locked down bits
Wrecked a pixelated nightmare's skewed visions, all closing down like your win10
It's difficult to gauge your success, see
When all your avid fans found your game from EXE
So let's see, right as I cut down through your garbage wire
We'll see exactly how your madness worked: Markiplier!

White Face:
Is that a challenge? I like playing games.
But you're not balanced against nigh endless names
Because you're playing by my rules, and I'm writing Light's fate for him
It's a shame there's no Death Footnote for the ending of your story
Sure, this match could have been even, it's a shame you're just human
Because you're taking the pen name of your rival and losing
...huh? Oh, the door is locked, don't even try to leave
To escape you need a single thing that's actually on beat (chuckle)

Kira:
This is the real world, creep - I'll easily end this faker
When I DDoS the failed, pale freak from GameMaker
And I can’t help but wonder how it'll be
When the player finds out you're an edgy self-insert OC
And there's no traces in this cold face's code bases
Of any rhyme or reason for basis of all your names
May be nameless, but you'd be very rightfully scared
Cause you're contained like any other common virus: VMware

White Face:
It really warms my heart you think you’ve won this
Think you’ve got enough for six shots; not even one hit
You tried to higher your score but now I’m tired and bored
So I’ll just show this shattered tyrant the door
You can’t delete me even with those rhymes you wrote
Your power’s granted by effectively a post it note
May as well set my loneliness up
Because I’m gonna send you right back to square one

Kira vs White Face. Rap Battle!

Zagranis as Spiderman 
Shimario as Tommy Caldwell 
Written by Pixel Chris and Shimario
Chiseled by Shimario and RNG
Mixed by Zagranis 
Beat by Epistra 
Thumbnail by KCToons

Lyrics:

ANNOUNCER:
Hilarious Hip Hop Hassles of Here & Now
Spiderman 
Vs
Tommy Caldwell 
Begin

SPIDERMAN:
Swinging Straight out of Manhattan, but now I’m here to diss you 
This punk thinks he can battle me, now that’s quite the comical issue 
I’m busy fighting the toughest foes, I’m a web swinging cynic.
You’re busy spending months training for something I can do in a minute!
Trying to top the Human’s Spider the only mountain you can’t climb.
I’ll let you have a long break first, since you do that all the damn time!
If you’re going to have a partner, you should at least learn to work as a team
How could you get through me when you can barely get Kevin through Pitch 15
Everyone around the globe’s digging deep into my series’ lore.
While you’re documentary’s like your rap game, a long, dreary bore!
I’m working with tons of heroes, but with connections you're a novice.
You and your wife broke up harder than I break the box office 

TOMMY CALDWELL:
I’m far more skilled in climbing and rapping and I don’t even need powers
I climbed the dawn wall, do you really think you’re impressive climbing towers?
It looks like that you failed, time for yet another reboot.
I must be fighting Morales, since all your insults are see-through! 
You have a lot of legal trouble with Disney and Sony
You’re tangled in a web of contracts, so how can you own me?
World’s best climber, even with a finger missing from my hand
I’m fighting the toughest cliffs, you can barely fight sand!
You can hop from reboot to reboot, but your Metacritic scores never lept far
Talk about my best friend, well mine isn’t a mess building the Death Star 
So don’t try to tussle with me kid, since that verse was dull man.
Add it to the list of times you lost something, alongside Uncle Ben.

SPIDERMAN:
My spidey senses are tingling. I sense that you’re going to lose
You can’t defend your raps, your own T Shirts won’t give you an excuse 
I may not be the Hornet, but I’m still spitting stingers!
While you struggle to get to the point, (heh) makes sense you lost a finger. (Woo!)
Sony bought me because I’m an icon who everybody cares about 
You were popular for a second, now nobody knows your whereabouts
I know from experience that most climbers are skilled, well except you
Unlike when you climb, in this battle there is no strap to catch you
Your popularity came and went, whilst I’m in my prime
Your entire fame is just a story in The New York Times.
You can’t make a jump, I can do whatever a spider can
That’s all from your friendly neighborhood Spiderman 

TOMMY CALDWELL:
After those wack raps, it’s easy to see who’s greater.
When your lines in battle are even worse than your ones for the Newspaper 
With comics in mind, this was the second time your writing was rushed.
Makes sense, since the MCU proved you’re used to biting the dust.
Passing the mic to you’s a great way to make the viewers and me cringe,
A dip in quality even worse then the fall of Sharipov
I’ve survived kidnappings, you died to a snapping
Party City is calling and they want their silly string back man!
Waking at the crack of dawn to climb the cracks of Dawn leaving jaws dropped.
While your fans wake up in the morning to sell your comics to pawn shops.
You need your suit to do anything, I was born with agility. 
When it comes to rapping, you’ve got weak power with weak responsibility

Spiderman vs Tommy Caldwell - Hilarious Hip Hop Hassles of Here & Now

Chiaki
My name is Chiaki Nanami and I am a video game player
The Future Foundation Project stole money from all the taxpayers
With my artificial intelligence, I can tell you’re a *pause* dumbass
They should add rap battles to the list of genres you suck donkey dick at
Can you please leave me the fuck alone you're being a serious bother
I am a girl gamer and you are getting absolutely NONE of my bath water. 
You can call me Junko Enoshima, cause I ALWAYS BE KILLING IT
Then call me fire like a krabby patty I always be grillin it

AVGN
HI R-(coughs) shit. FUCK YOU
I AM NOW BATTLING THE ULTIMATE GAMER FROM DANGANRONPA 2
WOAH, A GIRL THAT LIKES FNAF? OOOOOOOOH WEE MAMA
THE ONLY DESPAIR YOUR SERIES GAVE IS MY VOTE FOR OBAMA
How am I supposed to feel bad for someone who doesn't EXIST
Danganronpa? More DANGANRONP-SHIT
You’re sober, I go to AA Meetings, still continue drinking 
A killing game run by a bear? WHAT WERE THEY FUCKING THINKING 

Chiaki
Wait, what were you saying? Oh Sorry, I'm fucking bored 
I’ll leave you more surprised than when big chungus came bursting through your door
I don't think you'll like it very much when I smack your Jekyll and Hyde (ass) 
I hope you make like Nagito Komaeda and commit suicide
Should I call up Mikan? Cause you need a fucking doctor
So yeah, I don’t like your Critic clone and no, I don’t love Poggers
I think I've won this fight and I'm trying not to be biased
But your raps make me so ill.. Despair disease or coronavirus? 

AVGN
YOU’RE LIKE THE NES GHOSTBUSTERS: A FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT.
AND YOU’RE LIKE THE REBOOT GHOSTBUSTERS: A FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT.
(raspberry) YOU SUCK COCK
I AM GOING TO CRUSH YOUR ASS LIKE I WAS A TETRIS BLOCK
I WENT TO PLAY THE FIRST GAME, SO MANY SAD DEATHS TO MOURN
WENT TO THE SECOND GAME TO SEE.. CHIAKI LOOKING AT PORN
Imagine throwing your 4TH GAME into FUCKING DEVELOPMENT
GET BACK TO YOUR KILLING GAME, IT’S TIME FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT

(tetris piece falls on chiaki [flashbang])
(avgn gets shot)
AVGN:
FUCK

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