Liz &  Matt are back with more GREAT advice for Summertime! They've already told you how to get the PERFECT tan, now they're letting you in on some of their BEST secrets to get that bikini body you always dreamed of! So get listening to The Universe! With Matt and Liz: "How Do I Get Swimsuit Ready for Summertime?"

The Universe! With Matt and Liz: "How Do I Get Swimsuit Ready For Summertime?"

Recently unearthed early recording of the one and only THE DOVES! I believe this song was called "Let Him Out (Of This House)." What a lost gem!

The Doves Lost Session (1972)

Liz & Matt are back with more GREAT answers to EVEN GREATER questions! Nothing seems to scare these too. So what happens when they're asked this weeks question? Listen and find out! It's The Universe! With Matt and Liz: "Are You Afraid Of A Man This Small?"

The Universe! With Matt and Liz: "Are You Afraid Of A Man This Small?"

Matt and Liz return with a very SPECIAL episode of The Universe! Listen and learn the tips and tricks YOU need to make it as an actor, just like Matt and Liz did! If you can't write/severed your limbs for a role, here's the list below:

51 Tips On How To Make It As An Actor
By Matt and Liz

1.	Give up
2.	Take the money and run
3.	Never look back
4.	Sever all ties 
5.	Sever your arms and legs (if the part calls for it)
6.	Take your time
7.	Don’t ask why
8.	Make sure no one’s looking
9.	It’s over there
10.	 Follow your heart because your heart is following your gut which is following your mind which has it’s eyes on the prize 
11.	Speak up
12.	 Choose an accent and STICK WITH IT
13.	 Take a breather. You’ve earned it!
14.	 Collect coins AND make collect calls 
15.	 Write your own ending 
16.	 Go a year without 
17.	 Blindfold the competition (they won’t see it coming)
18.	 Stick it to the man (he won’t see it coming)
19.	 If a 60-year-old man offers to buy you clothes & plastic surgery- take it! It’s the 70’s!
20.	 When the sun goes down, stay above ground
21.	Turn your friends into enemies, you’ll keep them closer
22.	If you can’t stand the heat- get out of the valley! What are ya, nuts? It’s a heart wave!
23.	 Carry a lil spritzer in your pocket – you never know when you’ll need it 
24.	When the day comes, do what you have to do…  
25.	 Call your parents to check in on a regular basis. But call them by their first names! You’re an actor, not a slave to their system!
26.	 Always trust the system. IT’S A SYSTEM, MAN. IT’S SURE FIRE. 
27.	 The system is on fire! Put it out!
28.	 If the shoe fits, give the other one a shot. You’ll see. 
29.	 Everyone loves bed & breakfast. Surprise your favorite celeb with a “meals on wheels” surprise! He’ll get it! You’re both actors, for goodness sake.
30.	Flattery will get you EVERYWHERE.


IN THE ROOM:
31. Close the door behind you. DON’T LET THE CAT OUT. HE’S AN INDOOR CAT.
32. Don’t mention it.
33. Tell them who sent ya. 
34. Now is NOT the time.
35. When they tell ya to slate… do it! 
36. Be sure to wink and nod constantly. It’s actor code for, “I get what’s goin’ on here.”
37. Most screenplays are written sarcastically. Be sure to read them that way. 
38. You did it right the first time.  If they ask you to do it again, spit! How insulting! 
39. If you forget your lines, freestyle! Break out your best dance moves. No one can resist THAT kind of confidence. 
40. Most importantly: never, I mean NEVER take off your sunglasses. Let your mouth do the talking.

YOU BOOKED IT! 
41.	Arrive on set AT LEAST 6 hours before your call time. Pretend to be crew.
42.	 Always heighten the stakes. THIS IS ALL YOU GOT! 
43.	Bring your own director’s chair.
44.	 If a co-star is slacking BRING IT UP! This is YOUR movie! 
45.	Pick up some crew-work on the side. Make a little extra cash. After all, you got 3 mouths to feed: me, myself & I. 
46.	Bring a pencil. You’ll need something to chew on, you’re teeth are just coming in!
47.	Always text on set. It’s a great way to keep your fingers busy. 
48.	Wear your boa at all times.
49.	The people you meet on your way up are the same people you’ll see on your way down. Take the stairs. Avoid eye contact.
50.	 Hold on to your hat, you’re shooting in Chicago today!
51. When accepting your award, take it and GO.  Don’t waste your breath. 


SPECIAL!The Universe! With Matt and Liz: "How To Make It As An Actor"

In another special episode of The Universe!, Matt and Liz leave the comfortable confines of The Compound and explore the outside world! Not your outside world, THEIR outside world. Grab a bag of Armadillo Chips and listen your hats off, it's THE UNIVERSE! with Matt and Liz.

The Universe! With Matt and Liz: "Let's Take A Trip Around The Universe!"

https://vine.co/v/blptOVImbZU : "I'M JUMPIN' ON IT"
Whoa! How special is this? Pretty special. It's a new episode of The Universe! with Matt and Liz. This week, they take you down the rabbit hole of organized crime with "How To Pull Off The Perfect Crime."
Also, what's this about Starburst getting the ultimate honor from the Queen of England? Listen and find out, ya Dyldans!

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