Electric Guitar

War is over - Hässelby House Band Cover

Tiny Feet

So I've Got A Plan

Fat folk and mushrooms and simon and gárfunkel
Musical theatre and simon and garfunkel
Bicycles musicals garfunkel and simon
I'm trying my best but i'm no good at rhymin'

Friday karaoke and also on saturday 
The only girl who sings john denver nowadays
Playing the clarinet like a clarinet god or
Playing the guitar to uncomfortable dogs

Computer voice over on a sunday evening
Glockenspel rocker something something evening
Super cool glasses with firey red frames
New doctor friends with peculiar names!

When you fall through 
broken busstop 
and you cut your hand
You simply remember your favourite things and then you don't feel so bad


30,000 big ones stashed safely somewhere
Earned as cartographer extraordinaire
The first time we met um.... Do do de dooo
I'm sure it was fun la da di daaaaaa

Everyone confuses you with other emma
Even though she'd say you're other emma
So we then dubbed you the rear and the front
Now anyone who get's it wrong me be your Aunt!

You're from near Nimbin but you're not a junky
Did i already mention your glasses are funky
You should really come to sweden one day
You could stop at denmark on the way!

Happy birthday!
That's so cheesy!
I should have made a joke
Next year remember i did this for you, then i won't feel so bad!

Things About Emma

Come Into My World (Kylie Minogue Cover)

christmas time is all pretty lights and falling snow
presents wrapped beneath the tree above us mistletoe
so wear favourite ugly sweater and bring some jule tide cheer
and no one wants to be alone no this time of year

All I got was diarrhoea this christmas
there was something in the gingerbread house dough
i'll be staying home and pooping the whole christmas
so i'll be spending christmas day alone

chestnuts roasting on open fires and piles of wrapping paper
all these things I'm afraid will have to wait
nothing on the tv except the usual christmas capers
the year started out so well but now things aren't looking so great

all I got was syphilis this christmas
all because of santas ho ho ho hos
i'll be pumping penicillin the whole christmas
so I guess I'm spending christmas alone

i don't know if it's a lie 
but it's what all the people say
if you're not good for a whole year you'll get coal on christmas day
if it's true let's me and you both shoot down santas stupid sleigh

I think I got pneumonia this christmas
I should have worn my scarf out in the snow
So I'll drowning in my own phlegm this merry christmas
and I guess I'm spending christmas alone

Mart Brennan

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