Radio Sketch (James Bond)

This is my little brother Caz's song I went to record it with him and he fucked off half way through so I hijacked it and did this to it, I don't think he likes it but you might!

UN SEGREDO!

OH EMILY!!!

I WAS TRYING TO WRITE A STORY WHERE THE MAIN CHARACTER USED TO SING A SONG HIS MOTHER SANG FOR HIM. I WROTE DOWN THE WORDS AND ENDED UP HAVING TO RECORD THIS BECAUSE IT WAS STUCK IN MY HEAD YOU SEE!

ROW (DEMO)

i was pissing around with my brothers Dobro while waiting for my toast to cook and I came up with little guitar piece, the rest of the song was built around it. I had seen a horrible video of a man beating a child on facebook (it was deeply disturbing) and so I decided to do something that wasn't so self wallowing. The lyric in the first and fourth verse are a Gerald K. Helleiner quote, and so there you go!

WHAT ABOUT IT? (remix and master)

I don't remember where i learnt this song or what it's called even, all I know is that it's some kind of Galician Waltz

Galician Waltz

Can hen reit hen di hon dwi jest di ail neud o, achos!

AMSER

ROBERT JOHNSON'S SHIT WESTERNISED HONKY BLUES III

Stupid Old Me

Claire Jacquemard my friend recorded this, it just my kids having fun with her in the bedroom. I have just re-mastered it, anyway thanks to her it makes me laugh every time.

Mc Betsan featuring Mc eban

DAVE CAT BOOGIE featuring Le Mamma Bare

Coming to a theatre near you soon.............

Shitehouse 'n Deaf Shepard (featuring LE MAMMA BARE)

COMING in FROM the COLD (bingo hall mix and master)

Mishka's Song

This is a fairly old one I've just redone it, i had tried before several times but this time I did it, now then let it piss you off.

JUST AS SAFE AS MUD IN A FIELD (Freemason mix)

Just a little something different with an ad-libbed mock cockney accent which means its mockney

I am the carrot master

SEEDS

INNER TELEVISION (new mix and master)

WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS RIGHT NOW IS MORE MURDER BALLADS

PLANS (REMASTERED)

I made this song up for my friend Claire after she encountered a terrible incident to me that some narrow minded people had thrust upon her. Anyway we tried to record it in a different key but it didn't sound akin to this version, anyway I just remastered this one!

I AM GONNA BE LIKE YOU WHEN I'M DEAD! (remastered)

I used to live with an evil skeletal Scouse bitch whose primary conern was fucking people over and shaging her way up the career path! I originally made this on my 8-track I just downloaded it and remastered it and so here it is in all its..................... 

Skeletal Bitch (remaster)

I TRIED TO DOWNLOAD A DRUM SAMPLE PACK BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK IT LANDED ON MY COMPUTER AND SO I DECIDED TO UTILISE SOME OF THE SAMPLES THAT I HAD ALREADY-HERE YOU GO!

GAEAF

just remixed and mastered it and I'm semi semi semi happy-sorry I have a typing stutter it's called a typeutter!

These Old Words

Ice Cream Van (remixed and mastered with banging donk)

I did a demo of this but just decided to do it properly so here you go

HEADACHE

Braint

SUNBURN

TIME

I tried all day you know to make something that was worthwile anyway this came out in the end!

Run Away

TRANSLATION.............
When you have caught her, then bring her to me
When you have caught her just leave her to me
You won't want to know, well what I'll do to her
You won't recognize her when I'm done with her
Because my love she's gone don't you know?

Dwi'n focin lyfio Myfanwy sti a dwi di canu hi pob man dwi di mynd-eniwe nesi penderfynu gneud fersiwn ohno.

MYFANWY

BRAWD A  CHWAER

Just an anti war hippie dippy tree hugging type thing

BOMBMASTER MASTER

PETASWN

Sometimes I Feel My Soul

Hello there I was going to say something convivial like "thanks for stopping by" as if I were some cafe  that you all frequent on a regular basis, but I'm not, and this is just my sound cloud page. All compositions are my own (save for the exception of the odd cover that I play) and all instruments are played by me , I can however only hope that some of these songs make you feel something even if it is nausea. O.k then "thanks for stopping by!"

mattieginsberg

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