I have no idea what's going on with this track but I'm having fun with it.

THEFUNMACHINE

This used to have lyrics. I can't sing. Now it's an instrumental. Cool story, I know.

This Reflection

If Jack White And Tom Morello Had A Baby And That Baby Was A Disappointment

I'VE BEEN FUCKING ABOUT IN MY SHED AGAIN.

Lost In A Time (Signature)

Porter Funk

Swamp studio

Given the choice, would you be followed by a friendly seagull for eternity, or smell vaguely of egg on average one out of every three days? these are the questions that haunt me.

Friendly Seagull

ALL THE PUNK CLICHES.

Drums by Geraint, who had the misfortune of being roped into this. Because cider. Thanks buddy!

Punk Rock Cliche

Writing, vocal and acoustic guitar credit to Lindsey Dewitt, who is extremely talented and a joy to work with.

additional instrumentation and production by me. 

Fool For You

Bec's Acoustic Song That Got Out Of Hand

Welcome To Dark Country

Metal Up Your Ass

This Is What Happens When You Record Music After Midnight

locked myself in the shed for a few hours. low blood sugar and dehydration led to this piece of weirdness.

Sampled some Osho. This isn't meant to glorify him or mock him or his followers, I just liked it.

Blessed Be The Guilty, For At Least They Know What They Have Done

IT'S FINALLY GODDAMN PAYDAY AND HERE'S A TRACK YOU CAN LISTEN TO OR SOME SUCH NONSENSE

IT'S FINALLY GODDAMN PAYDAY

Its Not Even Payday

Fretless In Space

My 'upgraded' bass bridge pretty much disassembled recording this. Dick move.

Stick to Badass bridges, they mean you no harm

I Should Have

I completely forgot about this track for months. Re-tracked the drums today. Forgotten how to play it on bass so, yeah, bass track stayed as it is.

Discopunksucksfuckyou

Roadside

Two AM Minus Two Degrees

Still Too Happy

I Cannot Play The Banjo Or Harmonica Or Melodica.

Strangebeat

I'm 100% Sober And That Is A Lie

STAY HOME, WEAR A MASK, MAKE QUESTIONABLE MUSIC

King Goblin Is A Beer, A Very Good Beer.

Just An Angry Man In His Shed

ever put a mic'd banjo through a guitar amp? Neither had I. Neither Should you. TO THE MORGUE!

TO THE MORGUE!

I make music in my shed. If you wanna use it for anything, lemme know, my prices start as low as a thank you and reach the heady heights of a thank you very much.

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