Dream On The Ocean

EDIT: if i knew this would get 300k plays i would have used a better thumbnail

Barenaked Ladies - One Week
Daft Punk - Get Lucky
Queen - Another One Bites The Dust
Big Sean - IDFWU
Linkin Park - Faint
Eurobeats - Discord
Smash Mouth - All Star
Toby Fox - Spider Dance
Eminem - So Far
Lazytown - We Are Number One
Rick James - Super Freak
Nirvana - Smells Like Team Spirit
and finally, Renai Circulation

one week but whenever he says a unit of time (except for two days) the instrumental changes

Because I felt like it needed one at this point
Original: https://soundcloud.com/knayy/cg-man
Ocean Man instrumental: https://soundcloud.com/dillonquadormusic/ween-ocean-man-instrumental-cover (apologies for not crediting you sooner)
SiIva post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y1ytbdkViA&

Updated lyrics:
CG man, fire me in spurts, aw yeah it's gonna hurt
If you know the words
CG man, the coconut gun will shoot ya in the face
Ya fuckin pile of shit
CG man, the sequence of a remake imbibed by the shit
Soakin up my coconut dick
 
CG man, can your coconut gun fire in spurts?
Aw yeah, no fuckin shit
CG man, this shitty remake isn't even funny
You need to shoot yourself
CG man, the sequence of a remake imbibed by the shit
Soakin up my coconut dick
 
CG man (x3)
 
(Nigra solo)
 
CG man, fire me in spurts, aw yeah it's gonna hurt
If you know the words
CG man, the coconut gun will shoot ya in the face
Ya fuckin pile of shit
CG man, the sequence of a remake imbibed by the shit
Soakin up my coconut dick
 
CG- (Rats meme)
(Coconut Gun)
NO
 
CG man, the sequence of a remake imbibed by the shit
Soakin up my coconut dick
 
CG man
 
Aw yeah!

(Now with imbibed instead of embided because I thought embided was an actual word for some fucking reason)

CG Man HD Remastered Edition

Today I was walking to my friends house in the neighborhood, @alexjhan, and a bug flew on the back of my neck halfway up the neighborhood. I swatted it, not knowing what it was or thinking much of it. But it then it proceeded to fall into my shirt and was flying around in the back of my shirt. I tried shaking out my shirt, thinking that it had flown away, and started walking again. I was then stung by the little twat and threw my phone and cigarette into the air due to shock. It hurt like a bitch. I eventually came to the conclusion that it made it's way out of my shirt (again, unable to see it as it was behind me) and started to walk once more. I was then stung two more times in my back, and it kept flying around inside of my shirt. I was freaking out and in much pain, and I ended up pulling up my shirt over my head in the middle of my neighborhood (I hope nobody was outside/looking out their window) and had figured that was the end of it, so I put my shirt back on, picked up my phone and cigarette and once more, started walking toward alex's house. MOTHER OF FUCK IT WAS STILL IN MY SHIRT. I drop my phone and cigarette again and feel it flying down my sleeve, stinging me along my arm. I pull my arm out of the sleeve and look down my neck hole trying desperately to at least spot the smug bastard. But he was never to be found. I made this shitpost out of stress.

Bee City

Chickity China the Chinese Chicken

The ultimate meme mashup thing. I'm not sure where I was going with this but enjoy.

Epic Cool Mega Meme Mashup Pt. 4

Stefán is an amazing man who's lived an extraordinary life that touched many peoples hearts, myself included. You'll always be our number one, my man.

https://i.redd.it/h1zd0vzihaj01.jpg

Villain! At The Disco

i would swim 500 miles and i would swim 500 more, just to be the ocean man who swam 1000 miles to end up at your door

Various Mashups and Memes

500 Nautical Miles

today is the second anniversary of the Neil Cicierega's iconic and influential mashup album Mouth Moods!

shoutout to @JoeyVFX for receating the instrumental, and @that1zanizoos and @V-FUN for making similar mashups already

on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeotFAzacEc

this has 59 sources, which i'm pretty sure is the most tracks i've ever sampled in just one track like this. there were more tracks i wanted  to add but i cannot fathom a way to add more without disrupting the flow of the mashup.

Neil Cicierega - The Starting Line (JoeyVFX Instrumental)
Nine Days - Absolutely (The Story of a Girl)
DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Eiffel 65 - I'm Blue
Taylor Swift - The Story of Us
One Direction - The Story of my Life
Luis Fonsi - Despacito
Bazzi - Mine
Lazy Town - We Are Number One
The Village People - YMCA
Mark Ronson ft Bruno Mars - Uptown Funk
Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5
Soulja Boy - Crank That
The Chainsmokers ft Halsey - Closer
Silento - Watch Me
Santana ft Rob Thomas - Santana
Jerma985 - Michael's Birthday Song (We are the Rats)
Prince - Kiss
Justin Timberlake - Filthy
Men At Work - Down Under
Eminem - My Name Is
Quad City DJs - Space Jam
Taylor Swift - Shake It Off
Jake Paul ft Team 10 - It's Everyday Bro
Will Smith - Wild Wild West
Vanessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles
Justice - D.A.N.C.E.
Notorious B.I.G - Juicy
Sam The Sham & Pharaohs - Wooly Bully
Oasis - Wonderwall
Kesha - Die Young
Mr Oizo - Cut Dick
oatmeal
Earth, Wind & Fire - September
My Chemical Romance - Welcome to the Black Parade
Daft Punk - Technologic
Skrillex - Bangarang
daniwell - Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya! (Nyan Cat)
SOPHIE - Faceshopping
Brockhampton - BOOGIE
El Chombo ft. Cutty Ranks - Dame Tu Cosita
duuzu - TECH it NO it LO it GIC it
Carl Douglas - Kung Fu Fighting
Sheck Wes - Mo Bamba
Snoop Dogg ft. Pharrell Williams - Drop It Like It's Hot
Travis Scott - SICKO MODE
Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life
Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
Bruno Mars - 24k Magic
ACDC - Thunderstruck
Lemon Demon - Super Hey Ya (OutKast Remix)
Guaranteed* Video - Everybody's Pants Now
Toto - Africa
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up
Scatman John - Scatman
Kendrick Lamar ft. MC eiht - M.A.A.D. City
Pikotaro - Pen Pineapple Apple Pen
PSY - Gangnam Style
Childish Gambino - This Is America

The Starting Lines

The Funky Parade

Octopus's Hell

I take good music and ruin it
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Chickity China the Chinese Chicken

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