In our very first episode, your desert island duo inadvisably crack open the liquor to explore the 80's discography of the purplest one of them all: Prince. Will the most Album Album win out over the Sexiest Sex? Will Andrew finally learn what "Head" is? And is the water really, truly warm enough? The answers to all these questions and more lurk behind the iffy sound quality and inordinately long running time of this, the confounding debut of Desert Island Discourse.

Intro and Outro Music: "Canned Laughter" by Pop Martyrs
Interstitial Music: "Too Drunk to Fuck" by Nouvelle Vague

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