HEY THERE. WOULD U LIKE TO TALK ABOUT HOMESTUCK?

i would never try this on anyone. but if someone tried it on me i would fall in love instantly

i literally just remembered this song i hate my life why is it good

The (probably) entire Ken Ashcorp discography

I did not make this. All credit goes to the creators

Ken Ashcorp - I'm Your Slave

dude this song slaps 
here is the original video : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LIifA-SduE&list=PLnRA7e-cnXxbgW9DzADqIQkPDIE_VlD83&index=18

Ken Ashcorp - Dare You To Love Me

http://www.youtube.com/user/kenashcorp 
he is the creator not me subscribe to him ^.^ buy his music to support him 

Ryder Or Riot

DESTINY

Zombie (Cranberries Cover)

Hora Hora~ 
Game of the year, all years, Monster Girl Quest (Monmusu Quest! Zenshou ~Makereba Youjo ni Okasareru~) provides an accurate portrayal of fighting for the greater good. I'll never lose because, if I do, the monster girls will violate me. And that's terrible. 
I have too much fun playing this NOT SAFE FOR WORK AT ALL game and I had too much fun making this song. Hope you enjoy it!  Special thanks to Nyanners and Ste (http://getvent.tumblr.com) for making all of this possible.

Lyrics:
Pick up my sword it's time to do business 
Strap on my cloak I'm 'bout to roll with this 
When you're this swag this world just bows at your knees 

Call me the chef cause I'll make your blood boil 
(Hora Hora) Gimme some of dat coil 
Snake oil 'cause you know I aim to please 

Tickle my fancy, tickle my prostate 
Don't get me off cause I'll just get irate 
Put in my place but I'll break out once again 

All these encounters may just leave me scarred 
And when I'm rock hard, I fucking rock hard 
Like Alice, we're down the rabbit hole my friend 

I don't give a damn, not an iota 
Motherfucker, I'm the Straightest Shota 

I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail 
I will prevail 
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail 
I'm in love 
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale 
Only one thing left to do 
Touch Fluffy Tail 

Lately I know I'm going so crazy 
Never thought goodness would be so hazy 
Once you wrap me up yeah you know I'm caught 

But sorry, baby, I just can't get with this 
Gotta get out and get back to business 
Tofu or Tail? Oh, it's food for thought 

I don't give a damn, not an iota 
Motherfucker, I'm the Straightest Shota 

I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail 
I will prevail 
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail 
I'm in love 
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale 
Only one thing left to do 
Touch Fluffy Tail 

We'll see the light of day again my dear 
Let's go on an adventure 
The heavens frown upon us on this day 
But I've still got my quota 
Motherfucker, I'm the straightest shota 

I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail 
I will prevail 
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail 
I'm in love 
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale 
Only one thing left to do 
Touch Fluffy Tail 
(Oooooo) 
I'm in love 
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale 
Only one thing left to do 
Touch Fluffy Tail

Touch Fluffy Tail

Absolute Territory (or Zettai Ryouiki 絶対領域) details the area of the thigh between the skirt and the sock. It has been said that this mysterious and dangerous area is a magnet for one's gaze... 
Artwork by: Gashi-gashi (gashi45.tumblr.com)

Lyrics:
She's got a fetish for fine art 
A pair of knee-socks and an oversized sweatshirt 
She goes right to my heart 
She comes a'knocking with her stocking and I get hurt 

I get the feeling I'm in deep 
Troubled waters but they're only thigh-high 
This kind of girl don't get no sleep 
Don't wake your father, skip the starters, strap those garters up 
Oh my my! 

Checkered pattern on your skirt 
I see you flaunting, see you taunting, it's so sickening 
I can't resist the way you flirt 
I should be dead but my heartbeat's quickening 

I get the feeling less is more 
It's an excuse just to shake your little derrière 
That ratio; a perfect score 
A girl's status is measured by her denier 

Lie down baby 
Arch your back now 
Maybe you can help me get what I want 
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine 
It's all about the game and what you flaunt 

Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you 
When you know that you're not teasing me 
She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory 

(You're so hotly contested, here's a tip 
You should rename your thighs to the Gaza Strip) 

That's it, baby, take control 
You're so enticing, mesmerizing, don't know how to react 
You're gonna steal my very soul 
More manslaughter than the third impact 

I see you strutting in that pleat 
Double-taking, yeah I'm shaking and you know it shows 
This kind of girl just can't be beat 
She whispers in my ear 
Take off your clothes 

Lie down baby 
Arch your back now 
Maybe you can help me get what I want 
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine 
It's all about the game and what you flaunt 

Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you 
When you know that you're not teasing me 
She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory

Absolute Territory

If it's a song about getting dirty on the internet, it's gotta be Zone, right? Ow, right in the childhood... 

It's not subtle, but that's kind of the point. When you're in the zone, nothing really matters. I'd like this track to be a representation of that, of time slipping away and saying whatever you want to with whoever you're with. The builds and the falls and all manner of things present, they all flow effortlessly when you're in the zone. It's not just in the bedroom, it's everywhere. 

It's not innocent either, but what would Zone be if anything other than the destruction of innocence? Enjoy!
Album art by: http://www.briskby.tumblr.com 
Inspiration: http://www.zone-archive.com 

Lyrics:
30 pictures for the moment that we touched 
Is there any better than this? 
34 little rules for making lust 
And the purple poison that I kissed 

(You're a mess x4) 
These inhibitions sucker me in 
No you don't feel the same 
(You're a mess x4) 
These tentacles live under my skin 
No you don't feel ashamed 

Oh, confidence exude 
God, I love that attitude 
Shudder from the shutter, shut up and make me glad that I did this with you 

I gotta know, I gotta know 
Maybe we should lose control 
Animate me 'cause I got no soul 
Baby, I'm in the zone 
Make your move and watch the camera roll 
Add another keyframe and make me moan 
'Cause, baby, I'm in the zone 

Filling ditches for the gap in your brassiere 
My mind just wasn't enough 
Slow it down make this moment last a year 
Just please don't call it love 

(You're a mess x4) 
Flicking sheets and sketching the scene 
Oh, those strokes that you do 
(You're a mess x4) 
You were scarlet, I was still green 
An artist, through and through 

Oh, confidence exude 
God, I love that attitude 
Shudder from the shutter, shut up and make me glad that I did this with you 

I gotta know, I gotta know 
Maybe we should lose control 
Animate me 'cause I got no soul 
Baby, I'm in the zone 
Make your move and watch the camera roll 
Add another keyframe and make me moan 
'Cause, baby, I'm in the zone 

Muttering 
Your name out I'm stuttering 
Mind goes blank 
It's glorious 
And without a care 
I felt you there 

I gotta know 
Animate me 'cause I got no soul 
Baby, I'm in the zone 
Make your move and watch the camera roll 
Add another keyframe and make me moan 
Make it last 'cause, baby, I'm in the zone 

Yeah, we should lose control 
(I'm a mess x4) 
I'm a mess, I'm a mess 
Oh, baby, I'm in the zone 
Make your move and watch the camera roll 
Staring through the lens, now we just ain't friends, you know 
Baby, I'm in the zone 

(Oooo~) 
Baby, I'm in the Zone

In The Zone

We are disgraced to live in these cages we call walls.
Art by Junkpuyo: http://junkpuyo.tumblr.com/

Lyrics:
Destroy apathy and hope 
Destroy everything you own 
Nihilistic tendencies within my bones 
You gotta break a few 
You gotta lose it all 

This fear
No, I'm not ashamed 
Giants tower over bodies charred and maimed 
Am I sick with a disease or am I sane 
You gotta start to run 
Before you learn to crawl 

My mind's a wreck 
They tell me everything will be okay 
Well, I wanna be the hunter not the hunted 
I wanna be the killer not the prey 

My heart can't take much more 
Constantly repeating every single beat I felt before 
Every single time I hit that wall 
Crystal bodies hold me tight 
As I fall into the night 
Just for a chance to see the light 

The beating of the drum 
That I heard so many times I became numb 
Are we constantly tormented just for fun 
We'll never understand 
The killer starting gun 

Hold your breath and plunge too deep 
My demons always had my soul to keep 
And I'm dying every time I fall asleep 
I wanna be reborn 
Instead of being done 

My mind's a wreck 
What use is believing if I can't pray 
I wanna be the hunter not the hunted 
I wanna live one more day 

Can't take much more 
Constantly repeating every single beat I felt before 
Every single time I hit that wall 
Crystal bodies hold me tight 
As I fall into the night 
Just for a chance to see the light 

Give me a chance to see the light 

Human disease 
I'm getting sick of it 
Fall to your knees 
Fake it till it washes all away

Hunter

I wrote a song about cucking my friend Jarv's TAVOR rifle inspired waifu because he likes guns and is a Canuck and you can't spell Canuck without CUCK. Because I could and I had a free morning. Fuck you, have a free mp3 of it. Be more careful of lolita lesbians next time, Jarv. You fucking cuck.
Image by https://twitter.com/On_TheBounce because HE IS A CUCK but he's legit great and a good sport

Lyrics:
Let me
Reminisce about the time that I told ya
Give up waitin' for that wanna-be soldier
Boys with toys will never grow up
And we're only getting older

Please excuse the profanity and swearing
I must admit I kinda stopped caring
Holy shit, your tip is so hot
Fuck the Glock, Smith, and Wesson
Yeah it's you that I'm wearing

I can see you're 'bout to lurch
Up there in your Sniper's perch
Better change your name to "Anthony Burch"

No I won't stop
CUCKING CUCKING CUCKING 
FUCKING SUCKING LUCKING out with you

She's just too good
LOOKIN' LOOKIN' LOOKIN'
FUCKING SUCKING LUCKING out with you

woo

Jarv's Waifu

A song I made one fine morning about cucking my friend Jarv's waifu

Art by Norasuko: https://www.patreon.com/norasuko
Bandcamp: https://kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track...
iTunes and Spotify soon!
Those bears will eat you alive. 
The invisible storm will come for you.
Annie, Kenny, and Mae.

Lyrics:
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Why don't you tell me what exactly I did wrong? 
I'm open to the bones 
And all these flowers you trampled in the garden 
Replaced with stones 

Looking at the two-way mirrors 
White chapels and white walls fade away to dreams 
Looking at the white veil falling 
The promises we made 
The promises we'll keep 

They set fire to the forest 
Hoping they would catch the bear 
I'm as guilty as they promised 
All the lilies did turn black as we weathered out the storm 
Keep me safe 
Keep me warm 

Why won't you tell me? 
Why won't you talk to me at all? 
Your face stuck to your phone 
So we're black lilies 
Well we'll still grow without the sun 
No, we won't be alone 

We walled our hearts off to them 
Those petty high school calls fade away to dreams 
Looking at the white veil falling 
The promises we made 
The promises we'll keep 

They set fire to the forest 
Hoping they would catch the bear 
I'm as guilty as they promised 
All the lilies did turn black as we weathered out the storm 
Keep me safe 
Keep me warm 

They set fire to the forest 
They set fire to the forest 
They set fire to the forest 
They set fire to the forest 

They set fire to the forest 
I'm as guilty as they promised 
All the lilies did turn black as we weathered out the storm 
Keep me safe 
Keep me warm

Ken Ashcorp - WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT HOMESTUCK

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