Boo (It's Maximum Huge)

Thanksgiving Girl	

My lady poured a ladle of gravy on my giblets 
I pointed at the chicken heart, said, "Baby, you're in this (but mine)"
We got turkey, mashed potatoes and some green bean casserole
We saw the Macy's balloon parade and 1/2 of the Turkey Bowl

Thanksgiving Girl, do you like this holiday at all? 
I mostly like the food parts and the naps, if we're being raw 
All the pilgrim stuff I never thought was all that fair 
But here with you I guess I just don't care (let's eat!)

Do you get along with your family, Sweet Thang? 
You say it's awkward with your daddy, Honey Cakes? 
Oh, you haven't spoken in months, er uh, Pumpkin Face? 
You see this holiday as a chance to touch base.. (..girl)?

(break)  
You're grabbin' your coat and walkin' out the door 
Talkin' 'bout your dad got you hungry for more 
You need a little more than what I give you  
It's your future or your past that you have to choooose!

Thanksgiving Girl, you're teaching me about me 
If I went back to college would you start to believe? 
I'm more than just a cartoon terms of endearment delivery machine 
I have a heart underneath all of this style..

Watching a movie by myself Thanksgiving night 
Looking at the people with friends, thinking I'll be alright 
This day did not go the way I thought that it would go 
I thought she'd kiss me and it would be like a bow, you know?

(spoken/sung/the magic's gone) 
Thanksgiving Girl reconnected with her estranged family 
Also with an old boyfriend, I heard they're engaged 
I guess I'm happy for her, though I'm awfully sad for me 
It's ironic what life gives you & then to try and still be thankful can pose a real challenge..

Thanksgiving Girl taught me a valuable lesson: 
To treat women better than just as objects to sing at 
If only I'd realized this before Thanksgiving 
But in the end I must accept this pill and say:

Thank you, Thanksgiving Girl 
Your role in my life was unexpected 
Please enjoy your marriage to Todd 
Listen, I gotta go, I've got stuff to do. Okay, bye..

Thanksgiving Girl

MaximumHuge debut HUGEcast - the HugeCast is a weekly podCast featuring members of the MaximumHUGE collective. 

TopLineTeaser:  Go 'behind the sound' with BJ, JEFF and MATTHEW and discover what people who write things are saying is "the most fascinating 40 minutes or so in podCasting, the HugeCast by MaximumHUGE". We say that isn't even the half of it!

InThisEpisode: The debut HUGEcast will let you listen in on the mindcraft process at the heart of one of the worlds greatest music collectives, includes discussion about movies, music, where MaxHU is coming from, how to make YouTube videos, the launch of 'MaximumMonday's' and more! 

FindOut: How Jeff Huge is dealing with his addiction to T.V. and his progress on AFI's top 100 Movies list from 2007, BJ's job search and what Matthew should paint his finger like.

SpecialGuestMentions: David Dewese, theKateDodson as Lizzy from eHarmony, Grand Central Station,  and Acedrums45.

Sponsor: The debut MaximumHuge HugeCast is sponsored in part by Apple's iPad 2 - find out more at www.apple.com/MaximumHuge 



MaximumHuge - The HugeCast - July 1, 2011

We recorded this week's podcast on our trip to a midnight screening of the final Harry Potter movie.We had to wait over 2 hours so we took an iPad and this is what happened. It cuts off at the end and we weren't able to put a warning on the podcast itself.Oh well.Go Maximum Huge!!
Please visit www.harrypotter.com/MaximumHuge for more information. Thanks for the advance WB!


HugeCast 3.0 - July 14, 2011 - Live from the Harry Potter Premiere

Discussing the "Keepin-it-up"
Turtlemanboydude888 Video Response
Ninja Turtles
New Album
Other Sketches

Jeff Grant, B.J. Eakin, Cole Watkins, James Baker, and Ronald Allison

HugeCast 4.0 - July 24, 2011

Meeting with Maximum Huge -- A look into the creative writing processes of the troupe.

We also give insight on the recently released E.P. - the Quick Fix