Gordon Raphael (esteemed producer of The Strokes/Regina Spektor) remixes the slick Rock and Roll of 'Joker' into something hi-energy and dance worthy

Joker (Gordon Raphael remix)

A drum and bass rejig of 'Joker' which possibly trumps the original arrangement. Have a listen and decide for yourself.

Joker (Volk Remix)

Joker

'He can pleasure ten women with just one hand...' - Maxine Sircana
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MPSM* Rule #61: 
In the beginning, make a media deal that edits out your brain.
Don’t scare the men away. 
*Modern Pop Star Manual (2013 edition)

Click the link to read the lyrics:

https://www.facebook.com/notes/john-clay/maxinethe-minions-bang-bang-bang/386052911451756

MPSM* Rule #62: 
Expand your existence. Sell your likeness to soft drinks, electronic giants and high street clothing labels.
*Modern Pop Star Manual (2013 edition)

MPSM* Rule #63: 
Write a tune about hyper-sexualisation in the media industry, but only after someone younger and sexier moves in on your marketplace.
*Modern Pop Star Manual (2013 edition)

MPSM* Rule #64: 
Everyone else is merely a secondary character in the movie that is your new life.
*Modern Pop Star Manual (2013 edition)

MPSM* Rule #65: 
Be the fantasy for anybody that can keep your altar burning.
*Modern Pop Star Manual (2013 edition)

MPSM* Rule #66:
When the label owner smacks your behind, rejoice – you’re a commodity worth a flat in Queensway. You’re no home-wrecker, you’re his preferred goddess. Rejoice! 
*Modern Pop Star Manual (2013 edition)

MPSM* Rule #67
Always smile when men lose themselves in your neckline. Pray that they call you baby.
*Modern Pop Star Manual (2013 edition)

MPSM* Rule #68 
Talented or not, support anyone favoured by the broadsheets. 
*Modern Pop Star Manual (2013 edition) 

MPSM* Rule #69
Bang bang bang. Suck suck suck. Sell sell sell.
*Modern Pop Star Manual (2013 edition)

MPSM* Rule #70
The Emotional resonance of a song is meaningless unless it sells sells sells.
*Modern Pop Star Manual (2013 edition)

MPSM* Rule #71
Spend every day figuring out better ways to sell your brand.
*Modern Pop Star Manual (2013 edition)

MPSM* Rule #72
Those who follow the rules will find eternal bliss.
*Modern Pop Star Manual (2013 edition)

MPSM* Rule #73
Perform any stunt you can to become part of the establishment. 
*Modern Pop Star Manual (2013 edition)

MPSM* Rule #74
Duet with an elder-statesman/increase the value of your pop culture currency.
*Modern Pop Star Manual (2013 edition)

MPSM* Rule #75
Write a column for a popular tabloid. 
*Modern Pop Star Manual (2013 edition)

MPSM* Rule #76
Project a complex personality by introducing your followers to anything spiritual, artistic or thought provoking. 
*Modern Pop Star Manual (2013 edition)

MPSM* Rule #77
Date a celebrity more famous than you. 
*Modern Pop Star Manual (2013 edition)

MPSM* Rule #78
If your celeb relationship begins to sour, dump them before they dump you. 
*Modern Pop Star Manual (2013 edition)

MPSM* Rule #79
Should your finances allow it, adopt a child. 
*Modern Pop Star Manual (2013 edition)

MPSM* Rule #80
Modern music is solely about using your creativity to earn a living. There is no other reason to express yourself.
*Modern Pop Star Manual (2013 edition)

MPSM* Rule #81
Your children must never become a burden: Hire a nanny.
*Modern Pop Star Manual (2013 edition)

MPSM* Rule #82
Twenty four hours a day, seven days a week, believe in yourself. Doubt is no longer a part of your psyche.
*Modern Pop Star Manual (2013 edition)

MPSM* Rule #83
Subscribe to an overly permissive culture, even if certain aspects of which ail you personally. 
*Modern Pop Star Manual (2013 edition)

Maxine and the Minions