So in order it goes Terezi, Sollux, Nepeta, Feferi, Karket, Kanaya, Tavros, Vriska, Gamzee, Eridan, Araida, and Equius.

I'm English (Melody Jake Parody)

i WAS ROLLIN THROUGH THE LAB,
wHEN OUT THE CORNER OF MY EYE
i SAW A BITCHY LITTLE TROLL APPROACHING ME

sHE SAID “I never seen a 8oy
“Who looked so pathetic
“Oh could you use a little company?

“And if you pay the right price
“Your life could 8e nice
“You could let me send you on your w8y”

i SAID, “yOURE SUCH A MEAN YOUNG THING
“wHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US ALL,”
sHE LOOKED AT ME, aND THIS IS WHAT SHE SAID

[Chorus:]
There 8n’t no rest for the wicked
Luck don't grow on trees
I got de8ts to pay
I got a mom to feed
8n't nothing in this world for free
No I can't slow down
I can't hold 8ack
Though you know I wish I could
No there 8n't no rest for the wicked
Until we close our eyes for good

nOT EVEN 15 MINUTES LATER
nOW IM WALKIN THROUGH THE LAB
wHEN i SAW THE SHADOW OF THE TROLL CREEP OUT OF SIGHT
aND THEN i SWEPT UP FROM BEHIND
sHE PUT A LANCE RIGHT THROUGH MY CHEST
sHE MADE IT CLEAR THERE WASN'T GONNA BE A FIGHT

sHE SAID “Give me all you got
“I want your love not your life
“8ut if you try to make a move I won’t think twice”

i TOLD HER, “yOU CAN HAVE ALL THAT
“bUT FIRST YOU KNOW i GOTTA ASK
“wHAT MADE YOU WANT TO LIVE THIS KIND OF LIFE?”

[Chorus]

wELL NOW A COUPLE HOURS PASSED
aND i WAS SITTING IN MY HIVE
tHIS DREAM WAS WINDING DOWN AND COMING
TO AN END

sO i TURNED AROUND TO SEE
sHE WAS STANDING IN FRONT OF ME
aND WHAT i SAW i ALMOST COULDN'T
COMPREHEND

i SAW A DEAD GIRL IN WINGS
sHED TAKEN LUCK FROM THE LOT
sHED SPENT SWEEPS MAKING UP FOR
WHAT SHED KILLED

bUT EVEN NOW i CAN'T SAY MUCH
bECAUSE I KNOW WE'RE ALL THE SAME
oH YES WE ALL SEEK OUT TO SATISFY THOSE THRILLS

[Chorus:]
There 8n’t no rest for the wicked
Luck don't grow on trees
I got de8ts to pay
I had a mom to feed
8n't nothing in this world for free
No I won't slow down
I can't hold 8ack
Though you know I wish I could
No there 8n't no rest for the wicked
Even when we close our eyes for good

There 8n't No Rest For The Wicked

♏The Twelve Trolls Of Christmas♏~http://mp3ii.deviantart.com/art/The-12-Trolls-of-Christmas-275846265
♓Pic♓~http://www.deviantart.com/art/Homestuck-214357147

♒Homestuck-The Twelve Trolls Of Christmas♒

Won't Say I Feel Flushed

[tindeck.com] - CantabileGato - [S] Karkat- Be A Fanboy

Cooler Than Me - Homestuck.

Alpha Starships Alpha Kids

Like A Huss

Knight Of Blood - Broadway Karkat

A Gristmas Carol (Bonus Track)

HOMESTUCK FOREVER, BRING BACK 80S SPEED METAL.

This song is a parody of Billie Eilish's "Bad Guy"
I own the karaoke track, which was purchased from karaoke-version.com and all the vocals are mine >:D Album art by @ infectedFlux on twitter.

Hope you guys enjoy the "spiritual successor" to Karkalicious! In fact, you could technically call this "Karkalicious^2" haha~

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Lyrics:

White shirt now red, my bloody nose
Singing, dance on my tippy toes
Breathe in, remember all the notes
My time has come again

Dark spots underneath bloodshot eyes
Top hat and pink sequinned bow tie
Blinking, I can't see cause the lights
Are louder than before

I'm the crab guy
I get really mad guy
Talk back to my dad guy
Wanna scream so bad guy
I'm Karkalicious
Made sure I stayed vicious
Don't be so suspicious
'Cause I'm still delicious

I'm the crab guy (duh!)

I'm the crab guy

I like it when I'm in control
Working in groups just takes its toll
On me, I should be on a roll
I said "never again"

You guys usually sing along
With me, but you won't sing this song
Cause it's not as good as the one
Everyone knows me for
 
I'm the crab guy
I get really mad guy
Talk back to my dad 
Wanna scream so bad guy
I'm Karkalicious
Made sure I stayed vicious
Don't be so suspicious
'Cause I'm still delicious

I'm the crab guy (duh!)

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Follow me on twitter @ teddypixels, and @ BROADWAY_KARKAT <3
I stream BKK on Fridays! http://twitch.tv/teddypixels

Homestuck^2

Crab Guy [Billie Eilish Parody]

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♫♥♫ My soul ,Your Beats ♫♥♫
All the feels,All the live,all the Homestuck!
    


♒Homestuck-The Twelve Trolls Of Christmas♒

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