"Indie Rocket Science" (2011)

Gulf by Jack Conte

We wrote this song for Funny or Die.  You can watch the video here: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e1e1fcd23b/paul-and-phil-are-friends-featuring-mc-lars

Paul and Phil Are Friends (featuring Nick Lavallee)

Deangelo Vickers

What Is Hip-Hop? (featuring KRS-One, Rittz and mc chris)

Black and Yellow T-Shirts (featuring MC Frontalot)

"Lars Attacks!", the title track from 2011's "Lars Attacks!", released on Horris Records.

Lars Attacks!

Twenty-Three (2011 remix) (featuring Weerd Science)

Boy, Am I Useless, Sitting Here Like a Fuckin’ Toddler

Lyrics : 

Verse 1 :
That boy said my voice gon  make him commit suicide
I don't really care
JUMP
And for your gf I'll provide
I can make her sing
Make her pitch goin so high
A god damn queen when I give head
(Such a heavy crown)
Hating my vocals ?
Why the fuck you whine ?
You been lurking for my balls
Cuz you know that I'm so fine
But you won't ever admit it
Scream that I should die
I'm incarnating everything that you'd love to be
Right ?
A girl who kiss other girls
And I got a dick
Boobs on my chest
And I treat you like a prick
I don't stfu like all of the other chicks that you like
Standing here with pride to be a tranny fucking dike
Riding on your bitch
Like she be my fucking bike
Making money out of all those songs you dislike
Saving queer kids
And inspiring your wives
To say
FUCK YOU, I'M OUT
We do not need no more guys

Verse 2 :
Kiddy all day doing nothing but complain
"So lame, all those artists sound the same"
"Oh man, if I did it I would deserve fame"
No way, you a rapper ?
Lemme exclaim
Woaw
That's so cool
Can I suck on your crotch ?
Say that she cringe
And you'll prolly get to fuck her
Never dropping shit and you call yourself "hitmaker"
I can see you're mad through the hit marker

Those bitch
On you put the leash
If you've been a bad
Boy
You a pest
So I'll treat you like a rat
Numbers, what you want
So lemme give a little fact to your bros
100 percent of my girls
Want me to cut your throat
Stomp on that neck that he wanted me to take
You been acting like a tech mf
Like you're next
Call it Draking how you lie
You ain't tricking none our eyes
Saying
FUCK YOU
I'M OUT
WE DO NOT NEED NO MORE GUYS

Verse 3 :
I'LL NEVER STOP
NEVER STOP
NEVER STOP
NEVER STOP
SLAP YOU LIKE MY VOCAL CHORDS
I MAKE THEM FRY
WHEN I WANT
NEVER STOP
NEVER STOP
NEVER STOP
NEVER STOP
CLEAN THEM UP, THAT IS MY CHORES
NOW YOU CRY
CUZ IT ROCKS

KEEP SAYING THAT I'M NOSY
I'LL BE NOISY IN YOUR EARDRUMS
(Noisy in your eardrums)
PRETENDING THAT YOU KNOW ME ?
LITTLE DUMMY
YOU THE WEIRD ONE
(Dummy you the weird one)

HOW MANY MORE I NEED TO KILL ?
YEAH THAT SHIT IS REAL SPILL
I DON'T NEED NO FUCKING MIL IN MY BAG
OH NOW YOU WANT ME TO CHILL ?
TRY IT ONE DAY FOR THE THRILL
I KNOW YOU GOT NO SKILL
SO

STFU about my voice

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