
If you're having neuro-problems I feel bad for you son,
I got 99 problem but my brain ain't one!
I got the rat patrol and my rat control
Gotta follow the appropriate lab protocol
Critics say "you've got confounding variables"
I'm in a lab stupid, what kinda facts are those!?
If you were seeing holes in your graphed tables
You would celebrate the minute you're t's critical
I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole noodle
if you don't like my papers you can read a journal
and my publications will be all over the floor
you don’t read my pdf
then I don’t give a shit so
companies try to use my smart ass so
people would pay money for their diet fads, fuckers
I don’t know what you take me as
My brain capacity is nasty for intelligence
I’m from undergrad to postdoc and I’m still going strong
I got 99 problems but my brain ain’t one.
Synapse!

99 problems but my brain ain’t one
if you having neuro problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but my brain ain’t one
Synapse

I ain’t 94 but I’m a wise animal
Maybe not a savant but I’m logical
Used my psychology ability to get ahead
I know you just get anxious thinking about being dead
Had to see the doctor cause they said I was whack
I put the dishes in the car and the keys on the rack
I sat up at the doctors and I stuck out my tongue
He said “girl do you know what medication you’re on?”
None sir and don’t you dare even try
I don’t need no meds for this brain of mine
Maybe a little crazy but I’m totally sane
Even Sigmund Freud wouldn’t complain
He said “let me prescribe you A and B, come back in 3 months and if it works we will see”
Not giving you my money, you can keep your drugs
I got 99 problems but my brain ain’t one!
Synapse
99 problems but my brain ain’t one
Synapse
99 problems but my brain ain’t – what!

Blood pumps through my veins and it works out ok
As long as your heart is pumping then you can’t complain
Had some thoughts that I didn’t really like
So I watched some TV to forget about life
Eventually it’s over and reality strikes
Can’t handle the truth but can put faith a lie
Whatever makes you happy, ignorant or naïve
Whatever it is that you need to believe
Talk about religion and philosophy
Spend hours thinking about things you can’t actually see
Try to fill the void with relationships
Money and success and vanity
Can see the chaos and hypocrisy
It’s all a contradiction and it’s fucked up shit
But you’re here so you live it and find ways to press on
I got 99 problems but my brain ain’t one!

99 problems but my brain ain’t one

99 problems but my brain ain't one!

99 Problems (but My Brain Ain't One) (Radio Edit)

Lyrics:
At first I was afraid, I was petrified...
Kept thinking I was gonna die and shrivel up inside...
Oh how I spent so many nights,
With the fear of getting old...
But I grew strong,
Cause now I have robot arm!
And I came back!
From cyber space,
With Collagen and stem cells injected in my face.
I got a car that can drive around for me,
And a giant plasma screen so while I ride I watch TV!
It’s 3D too!
Need something new!
This phone is getting old,
I need the iphone 62!
You know they added a new app that helps you sleep,
It bathes you, aids you, save you cash and even cleans your teeth!
Go on now go!
Check your genome!
Got a problem with your lung,
Then just replace it with a clone!
You’ve got centuries to live,
That disease has got to give!
You will survive,
We will survive! Hey hey!

It took all the tech they had so I wouldn’t fall apart,
They used robotic pieces to fix my broken heart...
How I spent so many nights thinking life was not worthwhile,
But my new robotic heart beats fast and lets me run for miles!
So you see me, 
Somebody new!
Trans-human brain,
I was once insane,
But I guess they fixed that too! 
I can’t believe what this advancement’s done for me,
I wonder if eternity can make me truly happy?
Keep me alive!!
I will survive!
Oh as long as I have medicine and genomics by my side.
I’ll have centuries to live,
My disease has got to give,
And I will survive 
I will survive! 
I’ll stay alive...
We will survive
We will survive


I Will Survive - "Technology" - In the style Gloria Gaynes

There…

Was a guy named Socrates,
He couldn’t put his mind at ease,
He thought through possibilities,
of why we did the things we did.
He got banned for asking why,
For his cause he had to die,
But the jurors hadn’t won
Because his view was carried on,
By Pla-to!

Who founded the Academy,
What is now University,
He taught students lots of stuff,
Like his theory of ideas.
He used rationality,
Our senses were untrustworthy,
He was not empiricist,
But inspired a scientist.
Ari-Sto-tle!

With Plato he did not agree,
He claimed to think objectively,
Logic and Biology, 
came from his philosophy.
He even started his own school,
I guess the guy was pretty cool,
He taught Alexander the great,
His theories we appreciate.
Ev-en now!

These were the influential three,
Although they did not all agree,
In some ways, we thank them today,
For our modern society...!!!!


The Influencial 3 - The OLOGY episode 4: Philosophy

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