I hate the tube round 4 to 5
And fuck I hate the Victoria line
Sweating, I’m stressing, man-spreading?!
Do you know who you’re testing?

West London nepo babies 
Stare me up and down 
I’m giving fashion like I live in mother fucking
Camden Town 

Light jeans
White too
Bitch, we all know where you shop
Long champ 
Gucci bitch 
Let me tell you what I think 

Mummy bought your Zara
And your Louis bag too
No it ain’t the cute ones from 2002
It’s giving big sheep energy 
So why don’t you flock off 
Starving for some fashion
Think you’re looking like Kate Moss

Always takes a basic bitch 
To hate a fashion babe
But hun it’s clear that you’re boring 
So who the fuck are you to hate?
Are you scared I’ll take your man
With my ass hanging out?
I won’t but could 
Without a motherfucking doubt 

It’s giving London Cunt
I need to smoke a brunt 
It’s giving London Cunt

Common sense aint common 
And especially in men 
Why are you hitting on me baby 
When you’re a 2 and I’m a 10
I’m getting off the train 
So why tf you getting on
Bitch don’t try me 
I’m not the mother fucking one

I never pay for TFL 
Cause face cards don’t decline 
Unless it’s a woman
Then a bitch is getting fined
The finance bros check me out
I flash them my panties 
They like I sound American 
And buy me a shandy 
Back to their penthouse
And they eat me like trifle
We’re in London not in Paris
But we just made an Eiffel 

Morning after walk of fame 
Tube bitches full of shade
Mad your man is small?
Or that you have none at all?

London Cunt give it to you blunt X13

Sorry I was a cunt.
(Laughing)

LDN CNT

I started writing this song a while back but I finished it this week. Hope you enjoy! 

ELLA

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