We are a legal firm with planet-given powers to sue the buh-jesus out of anyone who does business in our sacred, loving-parent given names. We sue Google and Facebook, the US Government and anyone who steals your data, tells you what to do with it, or implies lack of control. Own your data and have a great day!

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We are a law firm with plant-given powers to sue the buh-jesus out of anyone that does business in our names; we take on Wallstreet, the Google boys, the Facecunt, and absolutely anyone that does shit with your data without your direct permission. 

McGaard & Charge