Ned has a hangover and Anthony is recording a rap song

Rob, you'll never sell a record
all your rhymes make eveyrone bored
you think you can beat me?
Ha! Your plan is flawed.

You think you can tear up the dance floor.
you are just a filthy whore
we've all seen your sex tape
the only person who enjoyed it was severus snape

you collect used dildos
used only be men
you masturbated over your gi joes
when you just turned ten


You studied at uni sa
and you majored in gay
you masturbate into socks
while sniffing mens jocks
you excrete liquids from your anus
and have an extreme case of adult onset gayness


rob your rhymes are tight,
but mine are tighter
your butthole is loose
but so is your vagina

you were diagnosed with HIV
you watch gayporn for an hour
you sit down when you pee
I caught you masturbating in the shower

you like to sniff farts
see gay porn as an art
touch yourself in parks
and jizz on disabled sharks


You studied at uni sa
and you majored in gay
you masturbate into socks
while sniffing mens jocks
you excrete liquids from your anus
and have an extreme case of adult onset gayness 

I caught you masturbating a snake
semen is your favourite milkshake
sometimes I am a little torn
because I only ever see you watching gay porn



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