C F Dm G

I'm a demon, I'm a little goblin man
I can't stop myself from the atrocities of man

I'm a goblin, I'm a menace in a can
I'll spill all your blood if you are on my land

I'm a gremlin, I'm a little greedy beast
So come with me for an otherworldly treat

I'm a beasty, I'm a little orchish fiend
I'm taking all your gold and spending it on me

(Get off my land)

Goblin Man

C D G C

Burgers for breakfast and burgers for lunch 
burgers for dinner and burgers for brunch
These are the things that I like to eat
It's not complicated I only like meat

Pizza for breakfast and pizza for lunch 
Pizza for dinner and pizza for brunch
These are the things that I like to eat
It's really quite simple I only like cheese

Coffee for breakfast and coffee for lunch 
Coffee for dinner and coffee for brunch
These are the things that I like to drink
I've got the jitters and now I can't blink

Soda for breakfast and soda for lunch 
Soda for dinner and soda for brunch
These are the things that I like to drink
I like the bubbles I don't like to think

McDonald's and starbucks and pizza the hut
These are the things that tickle my gut

Burgers for Breakfast

Burgers For Breakfast

Dm A Bm F A

Donkey's a joke trunk is a hack
Morals of Gargamel grabbing the cat
News round the clock what's the debate
Choose your geriatric lies or lypsync

What's going on we all get a say
Enter your email, click here to pay
Be fucking ferocious yell at your friends
Call them all bootlickers, you snowflake press send

~ Music break ~

The safety is off they've come for your kids
Praise God in the classroom hope that they miss
Don't read those books the science is gay
I'm an American you'll teach what I pray

Look to the left, now tell me your name
Give me your pronouns and from where you came
That's not informed, you don't read like me
Present your hall pass detention at three

~ Music break ~

Raise up your arms, kneel for your man
Pawprints on sidewalks or footprints in sand
Tear up your gardens all praise to your gods
Your money has bought you a kingdom of sod

~ Music break ~

July 4th

C F Dm G (Pitched Up)

I'm a demon I'm a little goblin man
I can't stop myself from the atrocities of man

I'm a goblin I'm a menace in a can
I'll spill all your blood if you are on my land

I'm a gremlin I'm a little greedy beast
So come with me for an otherworldly treat

I'm a beasty I'm a little orchish fiend
I'm taking all your gold and spending it on me

(Get off my land)

Goblin Man (In true form)

Dm F C G

I don't have to learn fuckin' shit
You cant teach me nothing, it wont stick. 

I don't have to learn fuckin' shit
Music cant be taught its just habit. 

-- chorus-- Dm Bm F Am
I'm a goddamn prodigy
What else could you want from me
Iiiim a goddamn prodigy
Master of tunes and melody!
--
All my songs are fire, fucking lit.
I don't know the squiggles, I just spit.

I cant tell a chorus from a bridge,
I took the fucking classes, but I quit

'Cause
I'm a goddamn prodigy,
What more could you want for me?
I'm  a goddamn prodigy,
Master of tunes and melody!

I've played the fool, I'll admit.
I felt washed up and broken, took a hit.

But, music just comes natural, all of it.
I don't have to learn, fucking shit.

'Cause
I'm a goddamn prodigy,
Write all these songs, just for me.
I'm a goddamn prodigy,
Master of tunes and melody!

Prodigy

Fan of indie, folk, pop, and music in general.
Maker of silly things

McMergency