Sold a dream
Glowing screen
Get rich quick
Decentralize
Now I’m broke
Where'd it go
Trust the code
LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES

Cryptobros stole all my dough
This is what my balance shows
Zero dollars zero cents
Landlord says he wants the rent

The game is rigged
My grave is digged
Cryptowallet
Down the toilet

Cryptobros stole all my dough
Tell you what my balance shows
Zero dollars zero cents
Where was all my money spent

No online help
No refund check
Fuck this shit
I'm done with tech

Cryptobros stole all my dough
This is what my balance shows
Zero dollars zero cents
Where was all my money spent

Fuck off bitcoin
Fuck off blockchain
Elon looks like a toad
I'M BROKE

Crypto Toilet

Chop an onion, carrots too
Celery stalks and we're not through
Throw a chicken in the pot
Add some water and make it hot
Salt and pepper and add some thyme
Let it simmer, take your time
Skim the surface nice and neat
Chicken soup is ready to eat

Slurpy slurpy slurp
Fuck yeah

Can you guess what we're makin'
Start with butter, onions and bacon
Garlic, clams and chicken stock
Throw it all into the crock
Stir in a little heavy cream
Light the fire and let it steam
Now fill your bowl with clam chowder
Slurp it loud and slurp it louder

Slurpy slurpy slurp
Fuck yeah

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