This song is hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing! MC Slimm Slappy and The Grocery Store DJ are true geniuses of comedy rap.

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LIVE LIFE ODD II COMING SOON TO A SEWER NEAR YOU

Live Life Odd II

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Soulful Rnb track with a handful of atmospheric vocals in the style of Bryson Tiller

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Wake Em Up

For the Weekend Warriors
Lyrics - J Giordano
Production/Mixing/Mastering/Engineer - Zer0
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Verse 1:
It's Friday night and the drinks are flowin'
Folks gettin' tipsy, their mouths start goin'
Sayin' things that don't make a lick of sense
Like "I swear I'm sober" and "I'm not that dense"

Chorus:
Oh the weekend warriors are out tonight
Gettin' sloshed and startin' fights
Liquid courage fuelin' their beer muscles
Actin' the fool like a bunch of knuckleheads

Verse 2:
"I can outdrink anyone!" slurs Jim with a grin
As he stumbles and spills his whiskey and gin
"I'm not even drunk!" claims Sue as she falls
While Bob mumbles something 'bout his truck and his dog
(Break)

Chorus:
Oh the weekend warriors are out tonight
Gettin' sloshed and startin' fights
Liquid courage fuelin' their beer muscles
Actin' the fool like a bunch of knuckleheads

Extended chorus from the dance floor to the parking lot
Their drunken antics just can't be stopped
Makin' bad decisions they'll surely regret
When the hangover hits and they're all in debt

Oh the weekend warriors went hard last night
Now they're payin' the price for their party life
But you know they'll do it all again next week
'Cause a cold one with the boys is all they seek

For the Weekend Warriors

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MC Slimm Slappy started his improvisational career taking classes under Del Close in Chicago, and has since moved on to performing his own brand of improvisation in venues across the United States

Jokes from the Grocery Store DJ

MC Slimm Slappy, The Grocery Store DJ

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