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Stan Smith - Mean Bean Bracket

Track by: Kqmade (Anqnymqus)
Art by: twitter.com/TVGhost__
Geqmetry by: @diamondbrickz , twitter.com/DiamondBrickZ1 (Warfstache)
Writing by: twitter.com/telepotato; twitter.com/babybowser101
Character Represented: Wilfqrd Warfstache

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WARFSTACHE: Gooood evening our ladies and gents! Tonight we have a special guest joining us for your post-track lore. It took us quite a while to find this sly little clown, but give it up for the judas of the theatre, Komade!

KQMADE: Well, I'm glad sqmeqne cquld finally recqgnize my wqrk in helping keep this wretched flight interesting!

WARF: I would love to do a bit of a preamble... but we only have so much of a character limit here to transcribe, so apologies if I rush things here. First question is the one I know you’ve probably been dying to tell us all!

KQMADE: Why I chqse tq thrqw “thy cqusin” under the bus?

WARF: Actually, I was going to ask if you brought your ice cream coupon so I can stamp it!

KQMADE: We’re qn the radiq… yqu’re qn an airplane… I’m qn an island…. 

WARF: You don’t know how much of a good throwing arm I've got! Anyways, the drama of that situation IS very enticing to many of our... theatre rep enthusiasts… so I suppose it would be a great tragedy to not talk about your own!

KQMADE: Well Mark, it was quite simple really, cqusin was just hqlding me back! Really the whqle “Cqmedy and Tragedy” shtick is such a simple, basic act... sqmething like the Killer Klqwns is a much grander chaotic perfqrmance, bringing everyqne tq their knees and in tears! An ultimate shqw that truly brqught qut the purest emqtiqns fqr everyqne! ...And nq qther sq-called "theatre rep" has tqpped our spectacle since!

WARF: Well, Hidgens gave you the old 1-2 wallop back during April Fools, and those plants did better than you OR your backstabbing buddies, so...

KQMADE: What the- that... that’s impqssible fqr yqu tq knqw! Yqu were busy with that mqtherf**king flqwer frqm the stqrage clqset, a-and Dimentiq said- 

WARF: Sorry, you can't say that on air, I'll need to censor it in the transcript.

KQMADE: I-It dqesn't make any sense… Qur failures in qur suppqsedly perfect scheme were enqugh as is, but nqw YQU sqmehqw-

[ Suddenly, the airplane's WiFi cuts out. ]

WARF: Oh, and just as we were starting to get into the good part! Always when we get close to getting to this clown’s stories he always has to slip away! HELLO! MISSUS COMPUTERMAJIGGY? I WAS TRYING TO HAVE AN INTERVIEW HERE!

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WARF: Fine! I guess I will handle it myself! ...I'm going to contact my agent after this goshdarn flight finally lands...

[A small grunt and a following whisper comes from the rafters above in Markiplier's Cabin as Warfstache leaves]

???: ...You must know that I have taken the liberty of investigating you, "Warfstache"....

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Squrces:
videogamedunkey - Green Eggs and Jam / Sim Gretina - Watch Out Rengar (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: videogamedunkey)
Ninomae Ina'nis - 『VIOLET』 (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: Ninomae Ina’nis)
Retro Shooting - Theme 4 (YquTuber Qutros: UberHaxorNova)
HoloBass - Amelia Watson - Pop on Rocks: A Dr. Seuss Rap (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: Amelia Watson)
CORPSE - 🌧️ 𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘤 🌧️ (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: Corpse Husband)
Garrett Williamson ft. Scott the Woz - Closing In (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: Scott the Woz)
Gawr Gura - REFLECT (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: Gawr Gura)
CalebCity - The homie never shares. (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: CalebCity)

I Will Not Eat This Here Nor There

Mashup: @dat-dreem-dafeendear

Stan Smith

-Songs original to cartoons made by or produced by Seth MacFarlane (American Dad!, Family Guy, The Cleveland Show)

-Songs used in American Dad! (Majestic, The Sign, Electric Feel)

-Songs about the C.I.A. and Secret Service (Party in the C.I.A., X-Files Theme, 007 Theme)

-Games with notably large speedrunning scenes (Super Mario 64, Celeste, DOOM (1993))

-Songs used in Summoning Salt videos (We're Finally Landing, Mainframe, Descriptor)

Art by: Pun

Songs Used:

The Trashmen - Surfin Bird (Seth MacFarlane)
DaymanOurSavior - Quagmire's dance but he's paralyzed (Seth MacFarlane)
Seth MacFarlane - Let My Son Die (Seth MacFarlane)
Peter Griffin - Mr. Booze (Seth MacFarlane)
Steve Smith - Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad Boy (Seth MacFarlane/American Dad!)
Ace of Base - The Sign (American Dad!)
House of Pain - Jump Around (American Dad!)
Mark Snow - Materia Primoris (C.I.A./Secret Service)
Home - We're Finally Landing (Summoning Salt)


The Halliburon Conspiracy

Mashup: @eminems-basement


Stan Smith


-Songs original to cartoons made by or produced by Seth MacFarlane (American Dad!, Family Guy, The Cleveland Show)


-Songs used in American Dad! (Majestic, The Sign, Electric Feel)


-Songs about the C.I.A. and Secret Service (Party in the C.I.A., X-Files Theme, 007 Theme)


-Games with notably large speedrunning scenes (Super Mario 64, Celeste, DOOM (1993))


-Songs used in Summoning Salt videos, as well as songs heavily associated with speedrunning culture (We're Finally Landing, Mainframe, Descriptor)


Art by: Pun


Songs Used:


Club Penguin: Elite Penguin Force - titular gadget room (Secret Agents)

Tag Team - Whoomp! There It Is

Quad City DJ's - Space Jam



Gadget Room (TV Edit) - Club Penguin: Elite Penguin Force

Mashup: @megatron-super

Stan Smith

-Songs original to cartoons made by or produced by Seth MacFarlane (American Dad!, Family Guy, The Cleveland Show)

-Songs used in American Dad! (Majestic, The Sign, Electric Feel)

-Songs about the C.I.A. and Secret Service (Party in the C.I.A., X-Files Theme, 007 Theme)

-Games with notably large speedrunning scenes (Super Mario 64, Celeste, DOOM (1993))

-Songs used in Summoning Salt videos, as well as songs heavily associated with speedrunning culture (We're Finally Landing, Mainframe, Descriptor)

Art by: Pun

Songs Used:

mpgiii - Oatmeal Power (Speedrunning)
Biff Chitlins - I'm Not Your Daddy I'm Your Grandpa
We The Sus Music - Mask Remix (Related Offsource)
mpgii - Harder Better Faster Oatmeal 2 (Speedrunning)


Grandpa Power

(Art by : Moonior / Xibu (Right character done by Xibu, others done by Moonior)
Unused Poll Character Medley for Virtual Rumble, before the reboot. 

The characters presented are: 
Kool-Aid Man (Left)
Limbo Spider (Bottom)
Cassandra (Right)
General Nausea (Top)

Saint Pepsi - Skylar Spence 
Gooseworx - Black Hole Blitz
Persona 4 OST - Your Affection
Billie Eilish - bad guy
Tim Legend - Soda City Funk
Android 52 - Dancing All Night
Bomba Estéreo - Soy Yo
The Weeknd - Can’t Feel My Face
Röyksopp - Remind Me
Gooseworx - THE_BLUE_CHANNEL
Persona 3 OST - Mass Destruction
Super Smash Bros ost - Flat Zone
Disturbed - Down With the Sickness
The Giant Enemy Spider 
DDLC OST - Your Reality
Sunday Night Suicide OST - Happy
Green Day - Boulevard Of Broken Dreams
Among us drip theme (💀) 
Porter Robinson - Years of War

*UNUSED* [A New Challenger Approaches!] - Virtual Rumble Poll Character Medley

TOTAL VOTES: 134
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Characters: The Doomstalkers VS Space Cowboys
Arranger(s): phase#0867
Art: DFX#2095
SONGS USED:
Phase/Daft Punk - CHANCE Results Buildup
Baccano - Guns and Roses (Guns/Thievery) 
Marvel vs Capcom 3 - Theme of Iron Man (Marvel/Capcom Fighting) 
Judas Priest - Electric Eye (Space/Heavy Metal) 
Seatbelts - Tank [Luke Vibert Remix] (Space/Shinichirō Watanabe/Outlaws) 
Space Dandy - Cosmic Adventure (Space/Shinichirō Watanabe) 
LUPIN THE THIRD JAM - THEME FROM LUPIN 2019 [AmPm Remix] 
Darkstalkers 3 - Green Scream (Capcom Fighting/Arcade) 
Foo Fighters - The Pretender (Heavy Metal) 
Fortnite - Subterfuge (offsource)
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THE DOOMSTALKERS: 41.8% (56)
SPACE COWBOYS: 58.2% (78)
VICTORY THEME BY: Ethan#4355

Spike: I was killed once before by a woman...looks like I'm lucky it wasn't twice.

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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LBNV3j7zeXpJvZOOqzK5wIZaBTI-ZjORF12jjcj2A6Q/edit?usp=sharing

<=RESULTS - MARVEL VS CAPCOM=>

[yeah we liked the 5kids take of mashup week megamix so we made this track, credits to him and fenzo for the ui, and sexoman for the new render!!]

Mashup: https://soundcloud.com/ninjaquemado

Sources:
Polygon Zone - Super Smash Flash 2 (Flash)
Di Young - Pixel Pig (Aliens)
Among Us Drip Song (Space, Murder)
Kanye West - Stronger (Space)
Masked Wolf - Astronaut In The Ocean (Space)
ParagonX9 - Chaoz Fantasy (Newgrounds)
JT Music - CUPHEAD RAP (Run N Gun)
GTA San Andreas Main theme (Violence, murder)
Rare Americans - Brittle Bones Nicky (Violence)
 Nerdout - Among Us Song (Space, Murder)
Friday Night Funkin' - Dadbattle (Newgrounds)

SFX:
Undertale Attack (Murder)

[DIA 29 - MW: MINUSMIX] Alien Zone

oh shit.

Mashup: https://soundcloud.com/sebaswow

SOURCES:
SiivaGunner - AINT NOTHIN' LIKE A FUNKY BEAT (OST Version) (Music)
Jojos Bizarre Adventure - Overdrive (Music)
GEICO - Im Not Your Daddy Im Your Grandpa (Music)
Sonic Rush - Back 2 Back (Music)
Aaron Carter - Thats How I Beat Shaq (Music)
iteachvader - Objection Funk (Music)
Ludacris - How Low (Music)
Bignic - Scream (Music)
Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams (Music)
Knife Party - Bonfire (Music)
Mr. Oizo - Cut Dick (Music)
Childish Gambino - Bonfire (Music)
Yolo SFX (Music)

[DIA 30 - TWT I$A=S????] [BOSS!] NOTHING LIKE- WHAT THE FUCK

Track by @mainmanflux (ft. @wish_ethereal)
Art by @altali
Character Represented: Sword

Sword
<[ Madeon/Porter Robinson & artists they've collaborated with/remixed ]>
(Shelter, The City, Miracle, Musician, Sad Machine)
(Bastille, Lady Gaga, Walk The Moon, Martin Solveig, Pendulum)
(Kero Kero Bonito, Anamanaguchi, Zedd, Yolanda Be Cool, DCUP)
<[ Electro/French House Artists ]>
(deadmau4, Soulwax, Nitro Fun, Noisestorm, Module)
(Justice, Daft Punk, Modjo, SebastiAn, Breakbot)
<[ Capcom Fighters/Themes of any Shoto ]>
(Marvel VS Capcom, Street Fighter, Darkstalkers, Capcom VS SNK, Star Gladiator)
(The Roar Of The Spark, Swing The House, Open War, Sunrise on The Train, Scraper Sky High)
<[ The VS Community/Media prominently discussed in it ]>
(Death Battle, One Minute Melee, Goku VS Superman ERBOH, Multiverse Match, basically any Brandon Yates commission)
(Dragon Ball, Naruto, Marvel/DC Comics, Ben 10, Transformers)
<[ Melee Weaponry & the Medieval/Feudal periods ]>
(Spear of Justice, Knife Fight, MC Hammer, sword's vocal covers idfk, Who Can It Be Now)
(Shovel Knight, Dragonforce, Lord of the Rings, Dungeons & Dragons, Meta Knight's Revenge)
(Samurai Shodown, Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice, JAPANTALE, Okami, Kubo & the Two Strings)

Daft Punk - One More Time [French House]
Modjo - Lady (Hear Me Tonight) [French House]
deadmau5 - Professional Griefers [Electro House]
Modjo - Chillin [French House]
Porter Robinson - Lionhearted
Daft Punk - Da Funk [French House]
Porter Robinson - Goodbye To a World
Madeon - The Prince
Ben 10 - Intro Theme [Commonly Discussed In The VS Community]
GUILTY GEAR -STRIVE- OST - The Roar of The Spark [Shoto Theme]
Shovel Knight OST - La Danse Macabre [Medieval Period]

Hear Me, For One More Night.

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MR. GAME & WATCH IS YOUR WINNER!

[MR. G&W:] BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
[LAKITU]: Uh... I think this can be interpreted as some sort of triumphant shout. Or insult? Can't be sure with this guy, ha-ha.

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Mr. Game & Watch - 76 VOTES [68.5%]
Wayward Vagabond - 35 VOTES [31.5%]

[ R1 - M1 ] - RESULTS

Track by @swordsadventure
Art by @enoderen
Contestants Represented: Cy & Eno, Flux, Sword, dreamingFIFI, Altali, LoanShark, WISH

Sega Bass Fishing - Feel The Heat [SiIvaGunner JSE Rip] (Altali/Loan, sega bass fishing :]/Vaporwave Subgenres & Things in the Water)
TheLivingTombstone - My Ordinary Life (Cy & Eno, Cyan's Samples)
Madeon - Be Fine (Fifi/Sword, Frankie Music X2/Madeon)
Masked Wolf - Astronaut in the Ocean (Cy & Eno/Flux/Loan, Eno's Samples/Flux's Samples, Australian Artists, Fortnite/Things in the Water)
Yakuza 0 - Friday Night (Flux, Dancing [Dame Da Ne Guy cameo :coolguyegg:])
Tony Hawk Ft. Charli XCX - Hand In The Fire (Fifi/Sword, Frankie Music X2/French House)
Barenaked Ladies - One Week (Flux/Loan, Flux's Samples/Garfield)
Rick Astley - Together Forever (Flux, New Wave)
Bastille - Pompeii [Sword Cover] (Flux/Sword, Flux's Samples/Bladed Weaponry)
Deltarune - Don't Forget (Loan, Lena Raine-Contributed Media)
Noisestorm - Crab Rave (Fifi/Sword/Loan, Artists in JSAB/Electro House/Things in the Water)
Dragonforce - Through the Fire & Flames (Sword/Altali, Medieval/Power Metal)

Timespace Invasion 2: Rolling Lightning

Mashup: @maddy-mashups (Our first fan submitted track! Thank you!)

Stan Smith's Winners Round 2 interview by Tiny ninja!: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1c4HbLjVB4jRd8lAKYx6D1vTNWnQYH6_qWzgb019zMpY/edit?usp=sharing

Stan Smith

-Songs original to cartoons made by or produced by Seth MacFarlane (American Dad!, Family Guy, The Cleveland Show)

-Songs used in American Dad! (Majestic, The Sign, Electric Feel)

-Songs about the C.I.A. and Secret Service (Party in the C.I.A., X-Files Theme, 007 Theme)

-Games with notably large speedrunning scenes (Super Mario 64, Celeste, DOOM (1993))

-Songs used in Summoning Salt videos, as well as songs heavily associated with speedrunning culture (We're Finally Landing, Mainframe, Descriptor)

Art by: Pun

Songs Used:

Ray Parker Jr. - Ghostbusters (Songs in American Dad!)
Celeste - Resurrections (Chase Sequence) (Speedrun-Heavy Games)
Minecraft - Pigstep (Speedrun-Heavy Games)
Rascal Flatts - Life Is A Highway (Songs in American Dad!)

Life is a Mountain Climb

VOTE NOW!! https://forms.gle/uD1JrxtrX94nCVqX7
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GIANT ENEMY SPIDER: {Bt kt bt kt kt t t} (I’m liking this cosmic makeover! What do you say we show the captain how the Giant Enemies roll?)
GIANT ENEMY CRAB: {Ksh bf tss tss bf tss ksh} (Sorry Mr. Viridian, no hard feelings! Just how the comet crumbles.)
CAPTAIN VIRIDIAN: Wow, you don't see creatures like this where I'm from! I should probably survey them more closely, but the spikes in their mouths... tell me otherwise.
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Track: @phase999
Art: @plooshburger
Character(s) Represented: Captain Viridian, Giant Enemy Duo

Sources Used:
2 Mello - PULL UP (Giant Enemy Duo - Beatboxing)
Funk Fiction - Red Moon (Captain Viridian - Space, 2D Indie Platformers)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
discord.gg/uwqpWpbdaw

[LR5 M2] Phase 2 ~ Leave 'Em Screamin' (Out In Space)

Falling Down

Buy On Bandcamp

HRSH & Sobespa - Falling Down (Short Play)

Mashup: @carmelfunny

Stan Smith

-Songs original to cartoons made by or produced by Seth MacFarlane (American Dad!, Family Guy, The Cleveland Show)

-Songs used in American Dad! (Majestic, The Sign, Electric Feel)

-Songs about the C.I.A. and Secret Service (Party in the C.I.A., X-Files Theme, 007 Theme)

-Games with notably large speedrunning scenes (Super Mario 64, Celeste, DOOM (1993))

-Songs used in Summoning Salt videos (We're Finally Landing, Mainframe, Descriptor)

Art by: Pun

Songs Used:

Slide - Super Mario 64 (Speedrun-Heavy Games)
Intro - American Dad! (Seth Macfarlane)
Gadget Room - Club Penguin: Elite Penguin Force (Secret Agents)
The Sign - Ace Of Base (Songs in American Dad!)
Perry the Platypus Theme - Phineas and Ferb (Secret Agents)
Party In The U.S.A - Miley Cyrus (Songs in American Dad!)
September - Earth, Wind and Fire (Songs in American Dad!)
The Song Used in the ''Hey Shitass'' videos - Tbh i have no clue (Speedrunning)
Several Super Mario 64 SFX (Speedrun-Heavy Games)
Some guy reacting to completing a speedrun and freaking out (Speedrunning)

8-Source + SFX Slider Mashup any% Speedrun [2:27:38]

THIRD ACCOUNT: @the-beanening

THIS IS THE SECOND ACCOUNT FOR @mean-bean-bracket!

Mean Bean Bracket is a 16 contestant tournament where the contestants will attempt to get the GameCube 2! A new revolutionary console designed by our hosts, Dr. Eggman and Satan. As well as the Phantom Ruby, but that's not important!

#01 - Maka Albarn 
#02 - The Midnight Crew
#03 - NewGunners [ELIMINATED]
#04 - Vibri [ELIMINATED]
#05 - Big Bill Hell
#06 - Met [ELIMINATED]
#07 - Stan Smith
#08 - Clover
#09 - Boosters
#10 - The Prince
#11 - Jill Stingray [ELIMINATED]
#12 - Safety Not Guaranteed
#13 - Porygon
#14 - Nux-Taku
#15 - Straight Outta Scranton
#16 - Chiaki and Monomi

I like Creating Playlists. why? (it keeps me distracted and gives me something to do every now and again. :3)

Life is a Mountain Climb

Mean Bean Bracket - Act 2

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