Mean Bean Bracket

Mashup: @gloomi-809911538.

CONTESTANT #12 - SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED

CONTESTANT #13 - PORYGON

CONTESTANT #14 - ????

CONTESTANT #15 - ????

CONTESTANT #16 - ????

Songs Used: [ROSTER CHANGES HAVE OCCURED SINCE THE RELEASE OF THIS TRACK, SOME MAY NOT EXACTLY CORRESPOND]

Battle with Infinite: First Bout - Sonic Forces (GameCube/????)
Lavender Town - Pokemon Red and Blue (Porygon/Generation 1)
N Stole My Bike - YTMND (SNG/YTMND)
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LoveGame - Lady Gaga (Porygon/Banned Media)
Theme Song - Futurama (SNG/Time Travel)
GameCube Startup (GameCube/Offsource)

PHANTOM ILLUSIONS

Mashup: @gloomi-809911538

Maka Albarn

-Atsushi Okubo Works (Soul Eater, Fire Force, Soul Eater Not!)

-Any anime by Studio Bones (My Hero Academia, Mob Psycho 100, Fullmetal Alchemist)

-Halloween-themed media and songs, as well as songs commonly associated with the Halloween season (The Nightmare Before Christmas, Trick 'r' Treat, Monster Mash)
(Thriller, Ghostbusters, (Don't Fear) The Reaper)

-Songs related to souls and death (Last Living Souls, Hey Soul Sister, When You Die)

-Songs used in notable Soul Eater AMVs (You're Gonna Go Far, Kid, Shut Me Up, Paralyzer)

Art by: Pun

Songs Used:

South - Kawai Sprite (Halloween)
Last Living Souls - Gorillaz (Souls)
Resonance - Soul Eater (Atsushi Okubo/Studio Bones)
Miss Jackson - Panic! at the Disco (Soul Eater AMVs)
Crazy - Gnarls Barkley (Soul Eater AMVs)
"IT IS THE SPOOKY MONTH" Voice Clip - SrPelo (Halloween)

Spooky Month!!

Mashup: @stupid-babey-bitch

Mean Bean Team

They've come to make an announcement! This delightfully devilish duo is here to host Mean Bean Bracket! Their offer for the winner? The GameCube 2! Oh, and the prized Phantom Ruby, but more importantly the GameCube 2!

Art by: Pun

Songs Used:

Tropical Resort (Act 2) - Sonic Colors (bing bng the wicked bitch is dead)
Treasure - Bruno Mars (Offsource)
Gentle Breeze - Trauma Center: Under The Knife 2 (Offsource)

Treasure Resort

Track by: @eminems-basement

Maka Albarn

-Atsushi Okubo Works (Soul Eater, Fire Force, Soul Eater Not!)

-Any anime by Studio Bones (My Hero Academia, Mob Psycho 100, Fullmetal Alchemist)

-Halloween-themed media and songs, as well as songs commonly associated with the Halloween season (The Nightmare Before Christmas, Trick 'r' Treat, Monster Mash)
(Thriller, Ghostbusters, (Don't Fear) The Reaper)

-Songs related to souls and death (Last Living Souls, Hey Soul Sister, When You Die)

-Songs used in notable Soul Eater AMVs (You're Gonna Go Far, Kid, Shut Me Up, Paralyzer)

Art by: Pun

Songs Used:

Strength - Abingdon Boys School (Soul Eater)
Rules of Nature - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance (Offsource)
My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark - Fall Out Boy (Offsource)
souls of the innocent - soul eater (Soul Eater)
Resonance - T.M. Revolution
This is Halloween - Danny Elfman (Halloween/Soul Eater AMV's)

Victory! Maka Albarn

Track by: @eminems-basement

NewGunners (Alien Hominid and Pico)

-Any of Tom Fulp and The Behemoth's works (Pico's School, Alien Hominid, Castle Crashers)

-Pre-2010 original Newgrounds content, as well as any ongoing/finished after 2010 Newgrounds series that started before 2010 (Narwhals, Toss the Turtle, Rush++)
(Tankmen, Madness Combat, Riddle School)

-Songs related to aliens (Invader Zim, Alien Boy, ET)

-Games in the Run and Gun genre (Metal Slug, Contra, Gunstar Heroes)

-Songs related to guns (Kids with Guns, Where the Guns At, Come as You Are)

Art by: Pun

Songs Used:

Boss - Pico's School DX (Newgrounds/Fulp)
Area 51 3 (Base Interior) (Intro) (all)
some basic ass gun sfx (Guns)
Wilhelm Scream

Victory! NewGunners

Mashup: @user-angus-enjoyer-52
Art: Pun
VOTE NOW!: https://forms.gle/oBpizUJZshbp3GFU8

Match lore by Din!: https://docs.google.com/document/d/12Jnysz56sVBd1T5s-jmqK9WJnqzmJIPcLSe_CiOSyc4/edit

Stan Smith

-Songs original to cartoons made by or produced by Seth MacFarlane (American Dad!, Family Guy, The Cleveland Show)

-Songs used in American Dad! (Majestic, The Sign, Electric Feel)

-Songs about the C.I.A. and Secret Service (Party in the C.I.A., X-Files Theme, 007 Theme)

-Games with notably large speedrunning scenes (Super Mario 64, Celeste, DOOM (1993))

-Songs used in Summoning Salt videos, as well as songs heavily associated with speedrunning culture (We're Finally Landing, Mainframe, Descriptor)

Art by: Pun

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Straight Outta Scranton

-Songs used in The Office (Closing Time, Stayin' Alive, That One Night)

-Songs by N.W.A. and its members, as well as 90s West Coast Hip-Hop artists (Ice Cube, Eazy-E, MC Ren)
(Tupac, Snoop Dogg, Coolio)

-Songs from or prominently used in other live-action sitcoms (Friends, George Lopez, Seinfeld)

-Media featuring Steve Carell or Rainn Wilson (Despicable Me, Anchorman, Monsters vs. Aliens)

-Songs related to paper (Paper Planes, Paper Mario, Papercut)

Art by: Pun

This is the new Mean Bean Bracket contestant.

Songs Used:

American Dad - Office Intro Parody (Both - gee I wonder)
F-Zero GX - Paper Engine (Scranton - Paper)
The Office - Straight Outta Scranton (Scranton)
Patricia Taxxon - Retrograde (Stan - Summoning Salt)
That's So Raven - Main Theme (Both - That’s So Raven, Live-Action Sitcoms: That’s So Raven) 
The Beach Boys - Kokomo (Scranton - Live-Action Sitcoms/Steve Carell Media: Space Force)
The Cleveland Show - Straight Outta Stoolbend (Both - Seth McFarlane, look at the name)
Sir Mix-a-Lot - Baby Got Back (Stan - American Dad)
Lab Rats - Main Theme (Scranton - Live-Action Sitcoms)
Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise (Both - American Dad, 90s West Coast Hip-Hop Artists)
Twisted Sister - We're Not Gonna Take It (Stan - American Dad)

[WR2M2 ~ PHASE 2] You Dun Miffed Your (Paper)Clip!

To wrap up Winners Round 2, we have a match that isn't a stomp or a 2 vote difference! Wow! The winner was on top the whole time, but never pulled that far away. Good luck to the loser against Clover in Losers!

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THE MIDNIGHT CREW WINS!

MSPA NARRATOR: Another king dethroned. For you, this is an ordinary Friday.

THE MIDNIGHT CREW - 56.7% (34 Votes)
NUX-TAKU - 43.3% (26 Votes)

RESULTS - WR2M4

83 votes! The winner of this had a lead for a good while! Thank you to @friedweegee for the buildup!

YOUR WINNER IS...

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...DOG-MAN!

DOG-MAN: 50 VOTES (60.2%)
BUDDY THE ELF: 33 VOTES (39.8%)

DOG-MAN: * Dog Man won the battle, but he can't help but feel bad for his festive friend. He reminded him of his dinosaur friend... even though he was a little more insane. *

[ WR2M1 - DOG-MAN vs. BUDDY THE ELF ] RESULTS

Mashup: @solarsnail

Vibri

-Games by NanaOn-Sha and other music-based PlayStation exclusive series (Vib-Ribbon, PaRappa the Rapper, Um Jammer Lammy)
(LocoRoco, Patapon, Gitaroo Man)

-Media with minimalist aesthetics (BOXBOY!, Bla Bla Bla, Game and Watch)

-All music in the Jpop genre (Perfume, Kyary Pyamyu Pyamyu, Mariya Takeuchi)

-Cult classic PlayStation 1 Titles (Jumping Flash!, Mr. Driller, Klonoa)

-Dancing Queen by ABBA

Art by: Lazarus

Songs Used:

Kanye West - The New Workout Plan
Parappa The Rapper - Chop Chop Master Onion RAP
Parappa The Rapper 2 - Romantic Love

Chop Chop Master Onion's Karate Workout

105 VOTES. 79 - 26. 75.2% - 24.8%. ONLY ONE CAN WIN. THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING.

R1M4 - RESULTS

Track by @tawnybarnowl-does-mashups.
Art by https://twitter.com/TawnyBarnOwl.

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03 - Elon Musk

- Songs related to Elon Musk and Tesla
- Songs related to cars (No racing games) 
- Songs related to money/cryptocurrencies

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Bad History - Singularity (Elon Musk)
Hail Mary Mallon - Whales (Money)
100 Gecs - Money Machine (Money)

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Are you looking for something?

1 (One) Singular Whale

This started out as a song about the itch to get back into the gym after recovering from an injury. It doesn't sound like that now but that's where it started. 

June 8, 2025

I feel the change comin' on
Runnin' through my veins
Let's go!

Back into the room where I belong
Muscle memory keeps leading you on
Too Eager too open up old scars
Tip-toed egg shells, under your skin
You dragged yourself out, Just to crawl back in!


Whether it's a day or a year, 
You still made your way back here,
You started having "The Itch,"
The Muscle Mem'ry brings you back, BITCH!



Couldn't fight it if you wanted to,
You love the rush of losing control,
It must be a full moon, 
The way your skin is starting to crawl
(Muscle Memory!)
(Muscle Memory!)
(Muscle Memory!)
Couldn't fight it if you wanted to,
(Muscle Memory)

Back in the world where no one belongs
(Muscle memory remains when all else is gone!)
An adrenaline kick brings your focus back
(muscle memory puts you on the attack,)
And just like Lazarus, I've risen, 
I've been livin' with this hunger, that keeps on keeping me driven
(It's Not time to back down), 
It's time to make a decision, 
(Ride on!)
Muscle memory keeps bringing you home,
Nobody knows what the fuck's going on,
Coming full circle just to do it again,
You dragged yourself out, 
Just to crawl back in!


Whether it's a day or a year, 
You still made your way back here,
You started having "The Itch,"
The Muscle Mem'ry brings you back, BITCH!


Couldn't fight it if you wanted to,
You love the rush of losing control,
It must be a full moon, 
When your skin is starting to crawl
(Muscle Memory!)
(Muscle Memory!)
Couldn't fight it if you wanted to,
(Muscle Memory!)
Crawl!
(Muscle Memory!)
I see you starting to Crawl!


Back in the room where we belong
The Muscle memory forcing us back is too strong
Rippin' and tearin' up the old scars, just to
Squeeze the last life out of this dying heart, 
If this isn't real then it's as close as it gets,
Muscle memory reminds you, we ain't dead yet!


Whether it's a day or a year, 
You still made your way back here,
You started having "The Itch,"
The Muscle Mem'ry brings you back, BITCH!


Couldn't fight it if you wanted to,
You love the rush of losing control,
It must be a full moon, 
When your skin is starting to crawl
(Muscle Memory!)
(Muscle Memory!)
Couldn't fight it if you wanted to,


Muscle Memory

A man, as a CSA survivor, gets pictures of himself as a child sent to him as an attack...

Shattered Innocence

a "more metal" version. My studio partner stepped in to help out with some of the vocals when I couldn't get it "ballsy" enough due to me not having any balls.

Crimson Reverie alternate "more metal" version

Mashup: @carmelfunny

Maka Albarn

-Atsushi Okubo Works (Soul Eater, Fire Force, Soul Eater Not!)

-Any anime by Studio Bones (My Hero Academia, Mob Psycho 100, Fullmetal Alchemist)

-Halloween-themed media and songs, as well as songs commonly associated with the Halloween season (The Nightmare Before Christmas, Trick 'r' Treat, Monster Mash)
(Thriller, Ghostbusters, (Don't Fear) The Reaper)

-Songs related to souls and death (Last Living Souls, Hey Soul Sister, When You Die)

-Songs used in notable Soul Eater AMVs (You're Gonna Go Far, Kid, Shut Me Up, Paralyzer)

Art by: Pun

Songs Used:

Kyoutou to Tassei Kan - Mob Psycho 100 (Studio Bones)
Resonance - Soul Eater (Atsushi Okubo/Studio Bones)
Again - Fullmetal Alchemist (Studio Bones)
Spooky Scary Skeletons - Andrew Gold (Halloween)

Resonance Rate: 100%

Hello! This is Gloomi, owner of Heart of the Cards, or as it will now be known, Mean Bean Bracket! I found myself very dissatisfied with the Persona theming of Heart of the Cards. It limited my potential for writing and also led to an aesthetic that i found to be... mediocre. This change is for the better of the tournament, and I promise this won't happen again! This is a simple aesthetic change, no contestants or tracks will be removed and new thumbnails should be up very very soon! Thank you for sticking with us!

- Gloomi

I've Come To Make An Announcement [READ DESCRIPTION]

THIRD ACCOUNT: @the-beanening

THIS IS THE SECOND ACCOUNT FOR @mean-bean-bracket!

Mean Bean Bracket is a 16 contestant tournament where the contestants will attempt to get the GameCube 2! A new revolutionary console designed by our hosts, Dr. Eggman and Satan. As well as the Phantom Ruby, but that's not important!

#01 - Maka Albarn 
#02 - The Midnight Crew
#03 - NewGunners [ELIMINATED]
#04 - Vibri [ELIMINATED]
#05 - Big Bill Hell
#06 - Met [ELIMINATED]
#07 - Stan Smith
#08 - Clover
#09 - Boosters
#10 - The Prince
#11 - Jill Stingray [ELIMINATED]
#12 - Safety Not Guaranteed
#13 - Porygon
#14 - Nux-Taku
#15 - Straight Outta Scranton
#16 - Chiaki and Monomi

Victory! Maka Albarn

Mean Bean Bracket - Act 2

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