FUCK YOU BALTIMORE! I’M SMARTER THAN ALL OF YOU!

Track by: @theguys-spicy-soundclown
Art by: @rosello-xanthis
Character Represented: Cabinet Man

HOW THE FU

You can’t win him, he can’t be beat. This half human, half machine urban legend has made his way to Emperor for an Hour, and even if you don’t cheat, he might still hurt you. Though he still bares a grudge against Neil, he’s more than willing to at least use his music to get just that bit further.

- Songs composed by Neil Cicierega/Lemon Demon, or used in his mashups
(Cabinet Man, The Ultimate Showdown, Two Trucks)
(Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life, Smash Mouth - All Star, Kate Bush - Cloudbusting)
- Music from arcade-original games
(Street Fighter III: Third Strike, Metal Slug X, Pump It Up Infinity)
- Songs from, or related to, Horror movies and B-movies
(DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - A Nightmare on My Street, Willy's Wonderland - Pinball Romance, Pseudo Echo - His Eyes)
- Music related to murder
(YNW Melly - Murder on My Mind, Miracle Musical - Murders, Knife Party - Internet Friends)

Songs used:
The New Kids on the Rock - The Computer Fighter Rap (Neil Cicierega)
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow (Neil Cicierega)
Neil Cicierega - Who (Neil Cicierega)
Lemon Demon - Mask Of My Own Face (Neil Cicierega)
Lemon Demon - Lifetime Achievement Award (Neil Cicierega)
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man (Neil Cicierega)

theguy - Mean Ol' Mitch

[gaben, senpai bangalter, pro fortnite gamer sans undertale]
track and art by @ Maruin#1102
[sources]
steven universe - stronger than you [fortnite sans - estelle. senpai bangalter - love/romance]
djsmell - stronger than you (sans parody) [fortnite sans - estelle, undertale]
porter robinson - sad machine [gaben - technology/programming]
siivagunner - roses (itch.io build) [senpai bangalter - love/romance, rhythm game. gaben - programming]
stupendium - why did i say okie dokie!? [gaben - stupendium]
kanye - stronger [fortnite sans - kanye]
daft punk - harder, better, faster, stronger [house/french artist]
chalkeaters - it just works [gaben - chalkeaters]
phillip onbread - oktober first [gaben - valve-fan content]
grover washington jr - just the two of us [senpai bangalter - love/romance]

Just the Three of Us, Perpetually Harder, Better, Faster, and Stronger

yt upload: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMEKjgJKJ6s (edited in here 5/2/2022)
this was a h3m and john madden duel track (a remaster of soundcloud.com/lgbtrights/thanks-oceanratvevo that was made for someone on twitter as a response) made and submitted back in march when i joined offteam, and since the tourney's cancelled i decided to put my track here
i'll miss u tfa, it was one of my inspirations :(
Sourcelist
Among Us SFX (Space)
FNAF SFX (Five Nights at Freddy's)
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow (Neil Cicierega)
Barenaked Ladies - One Week (Neil Cicierega)
House of Pain - Jump Around (Sports)
Leonz - Among Drip (Space [Among Us])
NerdOut - Imposter Imperceptible (Space [Among Us])
Lemon Demon - My Trains (Neil Cicierega)
Green Day - Good Riddance (Neil Cicierega)
Quad City DJs - Space Jam (Sports, Space)
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Neil Cicierega/Space [Interstella 5555])
David Bowie - Space Odyssey (Neil Cicierega/Space)
BigGayRapper - STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US (Space)
Linkin Park - In the End (Neil Cicierega)
fnmeka - Airpod Shotty (Space [Among Us])
Porter Robinson & Madeon - Shelter (Sports)
TheLivingTombstone - It's Been So Long (Five Nights at Freddy's)
Blur - Song 2 (Neil Cicierega/Sports [Madden 11])
Lemon Demon - BRODYQUEST (Neil Cicierega/Space, TTS)
Darude - Sandstorm (Sports)
Smash Mouth - Walkin' On the Sun (Neil Cicierega/Space)
Space Harrier - Main Theme (Arcade/Space)
"When the Imposter is Sus" Beatbox (Space [Among Us])
Lemon Demon - Two Trucks (Neil Cicierega)
Mr. Oizo - Hun (TTS)
Survivor - Eye of the Tiger (Neil Cicierega/Sports)
uhletmebeclear - I LOVE "AMONG US" (Space)

It's An Honour to Meet You, Neil Cicierega! - Temporary Flight Attendant (UNUSED)

[THIS TRACK IS NOT ASSOCIATED WITH THE OFFICIAL PRIZM ACCOUNT, AND IS PART OF A MINI TOURNAMENT UNAFFILIATED WITH PRIZM]

TRACK BY: The Skeleman
ART BY: The Skeleman
Character: Spring Cleaner

It's Spring Cleaning Day! This Wacky Fox... Dog... uh... canine, has shot into the JETBLACK through means unknown! They decided after checking out the place that they'd not only stay, but compete! Bringing mention especially to the cleanliness of the area!
POWER COLOR: CANDLELIGHT
STRENGTHS: Detail Oriented, and does most of the dishes free of charge!
WEAKNESSES: Overwhelming OCD

- Songs made by any artist Aimkid has made animations of, with a focus on Jack Stauber
[Neil Cicierega, Jack Stauber, Modest Mouse, etc.]
- Songs by artists in the Lo-Fi Hip-Hop and Bedroom Pop genres
[Flying Lotus, Jinsang, Knxwledge, etc.]
[nelward, Cuco, Rex Orange County, etc.]
- Songs related to Seasons, with a focus on Spring
[Everything's Coming up Spring, Feels like Summer, Dear Winter, etc.]
- Songs related to Cleaning, Chores, or Flowers
[Washday Blues, Plants vs Zombies, Whistle While you Work, etc.]

SOURCES:
hand crushed by a mallet - 100 gecs (Aimkid Artists)
kudo - Sing (Lo-Fi Hip Hop)
money machine  - 100 gecs (Aimkid Artists)
Buttercup - Jack Stauber (Aimkid Artists, Bedroom Pop, Flowers)

"100 gecs doesn't fit with lofi"

Music: Obama's Secret Base
Artwork: AtlanticAqua (https://twitter.com/AtlaAqua), PertDeGert (https://twitter.com/PertDeGert)
Arrangement: LilyInu
Character Represented: G.U.N.
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Sources:
Sonic Advance - Secret Base Zone Act 1  [Sonic]
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https://discord.gg/k3aPAmw
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President Obama is back, baby! Back for a third term, Obama isn't alone. Joining him is the new Vice President, Shadow the Hedgehog! With their hands on the seven Chaos Emeralds, not even the secret services can stop them from decimating the competition. They're fit to win another election with their sources about Presidents and the beautiful U.S.A! And no president is without backup; they also get with them numerous songs about secret agents. Now then, my fellow Americans, G.U.N. out.

Sources:
- Songs related to any president of the U.S. 
(Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney, Obama Beatbox, Obama's Yearly Playlists, etc.)

- Songs about the United States of America 
(America Fuck Yeah, God Bless the U.S.A., Hamilton, etc.)

- Songs from Sonic the Hedgehog games
(Escape From the City, Green Hill Zone, Live and Learn, etc.)

- Songs related to Secret Agents and Spies 
(Goldeneye 007, spy?, Mission Impossible, I Expect You To Die, etc.)

Obama's Secret Base

Why did I make this?

SOURCES:
Lemon Demon - Word Disassociation
Dirk Dinkum - Go Away
Britney Spears - Toxic
Kawai Sprite - Fresh
Quad City DJs - Space Jam

Dirk's Disassociation

Arᴛ ʙʏ @libbec.
Characters represented: 2009 Sound System
Tournaments Represented: PRIZM█, Sᴛᴀʀsᴛʀᴜᴄᴋ, REPAEINT

Sources:
OMFG - Hello (OMFG, Dubstep)
LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (LMFAO, House)
TryHardNinja & CaptainSparklez - Revenge (Parodies)
O-Zone - Dragonstea Din Tei (Early Internet)
Nyan Cat (Early Internet)
Duck Song (Early Internet/Waterfowl)
Dan Bull - Goose On The Loose (Waterfowl)
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Early Internet)

ᴏᴍꜰɢ!! ɪᴛs 2009 sᴏᴜɴᴅ sʏsᴛᴇᴍ!! Cᴏᴍɪɴɢ sʜᴜꜰꜰʟɪɴɢ ɪɴ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʏᴇᴀʀ ᴏꜰ 2009, ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴅᴍ ʟᴇɢᴇɴᴅs LMFAO ᴀɴᴅ OMFG ᴀʀᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴛʏ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ, ᴀʟᴏɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ɴᴇᴡ ɪɴᴛᴇʀɴᴇᴛ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅs, Tʜᴇ Dᴜᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ Aɴɴᴏʏɪɴɢ Oʀᴀɴɢᴇ. Tʜᴇsᴇ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ᴡᴀʟᴋᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴜʀɴᴀᴍᴇɴᴛ sᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴀsᴋɪɴɢ “Hᴇʏ, ʜᴇʏ Aᴘᴘʟᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴀɴʏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇsᴛᴀɴᴛ sʟᴏᴛs?” Tʜᴇʏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴍᴇᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇsᴘᴏɴsᴇ “Nᴏ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ Rᴇᴊᴇᴄᴛ Rᴜᴍʙʟᴇ!” Tʜᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇʏ’ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴋɴɪꜰᴇᴅ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴛᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏs, ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʀᴇ ᴡɪɴɴɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs ᴛᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪᴛ!

- Songs associated or relating to early internet/meme culture
(Replay, Dragostea Din Tei (Numa Numa), Crazy Frog)
- Songs made by LMFAO & OMFG / Songs in the Dubstep & House genres (NO DAFT PUNK/ED BANGER)
(Shots, What's Up, Party Rock Anthem)
(Alan Walker - Faded, Knife Party - Bonfire, Cash Cash - Overtime)
- Parody songs, as well as songs with popular parodies
(T.G.I. Fry-Day, Screw The Nether, Amish Paradise)
(Taio Cruz - Dynamite, Shawn Mendes - Stitches, PSY - Gangnam Style)
- Songs related to Waterfowl
(Goose On The Loose, The Duck Song, Black Swan)

Jᴏɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪsᴄᴏʀᴅ ᴀᴛ discord.gg/xZKWarX.
Sᴛᴀʏ ɢʀᴏᴏᴠɪɴ'!

Juice On The Loose

Mashup: @dat-dreem-dafeendear

Rave Story Rejects: @ravestoryrejects4

❖Demented Geniuses❖

-Nickelodeon original shows (Jimmy Neutron Theme, The Campfire Song Song, Invader Zim Theme)
-Media Seth MacFarlane produced and/or created (Candy Quahog Marshmallow, Music from American Dad!, Music from The Cleveland Show)
-Music from science related media (Big Bang Theory Theme, Teardrop by Massive Attack, Good Morning World!)
-Songs from FOX animated shows (The Simpsons Theme, Futurama Theme, Songs from Bob's Burgers)


❖Big Bill Hell❖

Fuck you, Baltimore! If you're dumb enough to be listening to tournament tracks this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to vote for Big Bill Hell! Cursed commercials! Cars! Swearing! Money! If you think you won't get a banger track with Big Bill, you can kiss my ass! It's our belief that you're such a stupid mothefucker that you'll vote for this bullshit, guaranteed! With Big Bill Hell, the competition's fucked six ways from Sunday!

-Infamous Commercials (Fuck You Baltimore!, Protegent, Kars4Kids)
-Songs that feature excessive swearing (Bitch Lasagna, Fuck You by Cee Lo Green, STFU)
-Songs directly linked to cars (Gas Gas Gas, Jessica (Top Gear Theme), Life is a Highway)
-Classic viral videos (pre-2008) (Dramatic Look, Chocolate Rain, Numa Numa)

Songs Used:

Both:
Spogebob SWEARING!!! (Nick/Excessive Swearing)
Brian look out! (Seth MacFarlane/Cars)
Kars4Kids (Seth MacFarlane/FOX/Infamous Commercials/Cars)
Demented Geniuses:
Soulja Boy - Crank That (Nick)
septic_meme - Peter tries rice cakes... (Seth MacFarlane)
Glenn Miller - In The Mood (Seth MacFarlane)
Peter Griffin - We Didn't Start The Fire (Seth MacFarlane)
Billy Joel, Peter Griffin, & the episode cast - Billy Joel One Tune Medley (Seth MacFarlane)
SpellingPhailer - Science Blaster (Science)
Greg Daniels - In the Garden of Eden (FOX)
Pogo - Homarge (FOX)
Big Bill Hell:
Eric Violette - F R E E That Spells Free (Infamous Commercials/Cars)
Big Sean - I Don't Fuck With You (Excessive Swearing)
Manuel - GAS GAS GAS (Cars)
Rascal Flatts - Life is a Highway (Cars)
Tay Zonday - Chocolate Rain (Classic Viral Videos)
O-Zone - Dragostea Din Tei (Classic Viral Videos)

[RSR x MBB] Gas Blaster

Art: Brugman & Lazer Chicken
Track: @diamondbrickz & @tympa_mashupz
Characters Represented: Broque Monsieur & Moe Shop

Sources:
OK Go - Obsession (Obsession) 
Yandere Laugh (Yandere) 
Hail Mary Mallon - Whales (Money)
Gesaffelstein - Obsession (Obsession/French House) 
Super Mario RPG - From Inside the Earthen Pipe (Mario RPG) 
Deltarune - Hip Shop (Shop Themes) 
Selena Gomez - Love You Like a Love Song (Love) 
Mr. Oizo - Cut Dick (French House) 
Nine Inch Nails - Closer (Obsession)
Daft Punk - Da Funk (French House) 
Pitbull - I Know You Want Me (Obsession/Love) 
Hatsune Miku - WORLD IS MINE (Vocaloid) 
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (French House) 
Kanye West & Lil Pump - I Love It (Love) 
Daft Punk - Something About Us (Love/French House) 
The Weeknd ft. Daft Punk - Starboy (Vocoded Vocals/French House)

Obsessed

Track donated by: CheeseFestivities#0326
Art donated by: twitter.com/babybowser101
Character [07] - The Warden

Welcome, inmates!~ The sexiest master of chaos, The Warden from Superjail has taken a break from running his psycho prison and has stopped by The G.A.L.L.E.R.Y. to engage in some musical bloodsport! Heralding the flag of adult animations and all of the wacky bloodshed Superjail endures on a daily basis, not to mention a dash of only Tumblr's finest sexymen, he will not stop until these museum wings are as hellbent as his very own prison!*

*(Please disregard like 60% of what we just said.)

▥Music related to Adult Swim and adult animation in general.
(Comin' Home, The Freaking FCC, X Gon' Give It to Ya, music from South Park)
▥Music related to law enforcement, jail, and police.
(Fuck the Police, Cell Block Tango, Jailhouse Rock, I Fought the Law)
▥Music and media with lighthearted depictions of blood, gore, violence, and death.
(Super Meat Boy, :the game:, Cannibal by Kesha, I Can't Decide)
▥Music directly related to characters in the sexymen tierlist or original Sexypedia document.
(Waluigi Pinball, How Bad Can I Be?, music used in Megamind, Die House)

Sources:
Wonderland Jail - Persona 5 Strikers [Prison]
Sound of Da Police - KRS One [Law Enforcement]
Rubber Bullets - 10cc [Adult Swim/Prison]
Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley [Prison]
Fingers in His Ass - Toby Fox/BotanicSage [Tumblr Sexymen (Sans)]
How Bad Can I Be? - The Lorax [Tumblr Sexymen(The Once-Ler)]
Get Schwifty - Rick and Morty [Adult Swim/Tumblr Sexymen (Rick Sanchez)]
The Devil's Swing - DA Games [Tumblr Sexymen (Bendy)]
I Can't Decide - The Scissor Sisters [Lighthearted Violence]
Komm Susser Todd - Neon Genesis Evangelion [Adult Swim/Lighthearted Violence(?)]
Morpheus Rap - Hannibul Burress [Adult Swim]
Geico SFX [Tumblr Sexymen (Martin the Geico Gecko, no I am NOT joking.)]
Warden SFX [yeah]

Kanye West Gets Arrested For Copyright Infringement

Track: @bluez04
Character Art: @dafisha21
Character Represented: Gucci Smart Toilet

- Rap songs released from 2015 onwards (Low priority on overlap)
(Gucci Gang, The Box, This is America)
- Classical music/songs that sample it
(Moonlight Sonata, Flight of the Bumblebee, Lacrimosa)
- Songs related to toilets/sewage
(Polish toilet spin basshunter dota homosex K19, Paralyzer, Poop Time)

Sources Used:
DJ Mustard Pimp - Fist Pump Figaro (Classical)
Migos ft. Lil Uzi Vert - Bad and Boujee (Post-2015 Rap)
Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE. (Skrillex Remix) (Post-2015 Rap)
Hobo Johnson - Ode to Justin Bieber (Post-2015 Rap)
Childish Gambino - This is America (Post-2015 Rap)
shofu - slurpin on my nuts (Post-2015 Rap)
No Straight Roads - DK West Encounter 1 (Post-2015 Rap)
bbno$ & Yung Gravy - Shining on My Ex (Post-2015 Rap)
OG Maco - U Guessed It (Post-2015 Rap)
John C - C90 (Post-2015 Rap)
Toilet flush sfx (Toilets)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
discord.gg/eyuxVS4

Fist Plunge Figaro

SECOND ACCOUNT: @mean-bean-act-2

Mean Bean Bracket is a 16 contestant tournament run by @gloomi-809911538. These contestants will attempt to get the GameCube 2! A new revolutionary console designed by our hosts, Dr. Eggman and Satan. As well as the Phantom Ruby, but that's not important! 

#01 - Maka Albarn
#02 - The Midnight Crew
#03 - NewGunners
#04 - Vibri
#05 - Big Bill Hell
#06 - Met
#07 - Stan Smith
#08 - Clover
#09 - Boosters
#10 - The Prince
#11 - Jill Stingray
#12 - Safety Not Guaranteed
#13 - Porygon
#14 - Nux-Taku
#15 - Straight Outta Scranton
#16 - Chiaki and Monomi

[RSR x MBB] Gas Blaster

Mean Bean Bracket

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