Lyrics:

Ed’s Song to Stede (As Long As You’re With Me)

We could sail away to China, we could sail out to Japan.
We could play some games with our names in some new foreign land.
We could camp out on a beach and dip our toes into the sand.
But it don’t matter where we go or when we’ll leave

As long as you were with me.We could go out to the ocean, we could go out to the sea
We could wash up on an island and make a new family
We could sneak into your private suite and make some memories
It wouldn’t matter where went, now would it Stede?
It wouldn’t matter as long as you were with me.

I’ve spent a dozen or two years Building a rep as Big Blackbeard
But when I’m with you, all I want is to be Ed
You teach me all these things
And it just makes me wanna sing
Cause you say beautiful words I’ve never heard said
You challenge everything I know. You know, you made me a new man.
So here’s the plan:

We could run away to Russia or even to India
We could go check out those weird animals in Australia
They might seem a little scary but as long as I’m with ya
Nothing’s gonna hurt you, my baby
Not as long as you are with me.

We could get a whole new ship, yeah we could build a brand new boat
And if the water takes it down, then we won’t drown, yeah we’ll just float
And maybe wash up to a castle with a big ol giant moat
And become the kingdom’s newest royalty
But I’ll always feel a king when you’re with me.

I’ve only ever killed one man before
But I would kill a million more for you, if I had to.
I wouldn’t flinch, I wouldn’t hesitate.
I’d gouge their eyes and decimate a whole crew
If they hurt you
I promise you’re the one I will protect
From the government, from other pirates, and from shipwrecks

So let us set course like a racing horse, yeah let’s pick up the speed
I could be the chariot and I’ll let you be the steed.
We could sprint off in the distance without a care without a need
Cause the only thing we need is to be free
And I’ll always be free as long as you’re with me

Yeah we could bang a drum and steal some rum and drink it through the night
We could kiss or screw and I’ll let you take hits off my old pipe
What was the chance a fancy pants would even be my type?
But I’m so glad you came out sailing on the sea
I’m so glad I found you and that you found me

And if tomorrow never comes, you should know I died happily
Happier than I thought I would ever be
Because I am with you and you’re with me.

As Long As You’re With Me

A fansong written for the Our Flag Means Party 2022 Prompt # 2: Words | Team Orange "Regret"

I feel like Izzy had a lot of regret about the way that the duel at the end of 1x06 turned out, and the way he'd interacted with Stede & his crew in general, even the way he interacted with Ed, kinda giving into his whim to meet & get to know Stede. I feel like Izzy process regret by projecting anger, though. So this song might not seem overtly about regret, but it's very much him feeling regret about the way things went down and then just cursing about Stede lol. Image credit to the OFMD Fandom wiki.

CW: very VERY liberal use of the f-word & canon-typical mention of violence and death.

Lyrics:

Why the fuck did I tell Ed about you?
Why the fuck did we go pick you up?
Why the fuck did we spare your lives?
Why the fuck did I have to go and fuck this up?

Why on earth would he fall for you?
Why on earth did he not fall for me?
What on earth did I do wrong?
I followed all the currents of the sea.

Stupid Fucking Stede Bonnet.
You ruin every little thing.
Stupid Fucking Stede Bonnet.
The conduct of a coward with the collar of a king.
Cause I should'na stabbed you in the gut.
I shoulda stabbed you in the heart
Then maybe Ed & I wouldn't be,
So damn far apart.
I shoulda fucking let you bleed.
Stupid Motherfucking Stede.

Why the fuck did I ever spare your life?
Why the fuck didn't I kill you myself?
I knew that Edward couldn't do it - I was right he fucking blew it.
Now I'm left with nobody, with no home, and with no wealth.

Stupid Fucking Stede Bonnet
You ruin everyone you meet.
Stupid Fucking Stede Bonnet.
I can't believe that I've been beat.
I should'na stabbed you in the gut
I shoulda went right for your eye.
Because life could have continued,
With just Edward and I.
But, somehow, you're in the lead.
Stupid Motherfucking Stede.

It's not often that I feel regret,
But is this really what I get,
For letting him be happy without me?
I thought that if I entertained his games,
Then maybe he would feel the same.
O, my captain, my companion, and my brother at sea...

But now that I have had to leave,
Now that I will never succeed,
I'll let the Brits have at you
I hope you're prepared to fucking bleed.
You're stupid, idiotic, disgustingly homoerotic, and chaotic,
Pretantious as the books that you read.
I'll get my vengence just you see.
This time around you won't be so lucky.

You're gonna die you stupid motherfucking fucker.
Jesus Christ, I fucking hate you.
Stupid Motherfucking Stede.

Stupid Fucking Stede Bonnet

Submission for OFMP22 Prompt 5: Themes (Team Orange: Fate vs Free Will).

This song is inspired by Stede & Mary, how technically they were supposed to be together, set up by their families, but chose their own paths in life now. I like the idea of Stede and Mary having a good rapport after the events of 1x10, like being thankful to one another for letting the other go and be free.

Lyrics:

We were destined to break away,
You were the lighthouse on the bay.
I was a ship in the ocean. When the skies were gray,
You showed me where to go by showing me where I’m not meant to stay.

But now we’re free to make the choices,
We were never free to make.
I’m free to see the world.
And now you have the freedom to paint.

When I saw those matching graves,
I didn’t even know how to be behave.
I knew my death would be this earth and that my life was in the waves,
So I sold my everything so that my spirit could be saved.

And now we’re free to make the choices,
We were never free to choose.
You’re free to be whoever you want to be,
And now I am free to sail the sea and cruise.

And I’m sorry I can’t love like you deserve to be loved.
At least not in that kind of way.
I’m sorry that I hurt you, sorry that I wanted to desert you,
I’m sorry that I ran away.

But now we’re free to make the choices, We couldn’t ever make before. I’m glad that we both found it; We found the men that we adore.

And Mary, if there is a God above,
Then I’ll bless you every time that I pray.
I only found the man I love,
‘Cause you were my lighthouse on the bay.

Lighthouse

Fansong for Our Flag Means Party 2022 Prompt 6: Idioms (Team Orange: Bite the Bullet)
By: @colinthrobinson on tumblr

Song from Ed's perspective at the end of 1x10.
Beat is by Matthew May, which was free for non-profit use, and can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeTWTEWyRyg

Lyrics:

I waited for you all night,
From dusk to dawn, I waited in the moonlight.
I looked all around, you were no where in sight.
Figures you left, I thought you might. 

I had to get my shit and go, go, go.
And I had to get my boat and row, row, row.
How could you leave me so, so low, low, low?
You made me go back all alo-oh-one

Bite the bullet, face the facts.
Broken hearts and bloodshed’s all my life attracts.
Now I’m going back to black.
Haven’t you heard? The kraken’s back.

I thought we close but I guess you wanted some personal space. 
But you coulda at least had the balls to tell me that right to my face.
I thought we had an act of grace, now I got pain I can’t erase.
But I might feel better with some paint on my face.

I thought that we would start a-new, new, new.
But I was just a fool to fall for you, you, you.
 If you ever come back, we’re still through, through, through.
 I got my gun cocked and loaded like "pew".

Bite the bullet, face the facts.
Broken hearts and bloodshed’s all my life attracts.
Now I’m going back to black.
Haven’t you heard? The kraken’s back.

Bite the bullet, face the facts.
Broken hearts and bloodshed’s all my life attracts.
Now I’m going back to black.
Haven’t you heard? The kraken’s back. 

Bite the bullet, face the facts .
You’re giving me a heartache, yeah a heart attack.
You cut me open, and you might have an axe. 
But I got my bullets, yeah the kraken’s back.

The Kraken's Back (prod. Matthew May)

My extended version of "Who Will Cum First On The Wedding Night?" from 4x06 of What We Do in the Shadows. Lyrics alternate between Nadja, Laszlo, and both of them. I tried my best to emulate their voices. I promise I sing better than this, I swear, but this was for fun and also thats just how they be singing.

Lyrics:

Who Will Come First On The Wedding Night

LASZLO:
There’s going to be a wedding
A Wedding in the dark
There’s going to be a marriage
And everyone will ask

BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night?
The wedding night, the wedding night
Who will cum first on the wedding night?

NADJA:
I think Nandor might, on the wedding night.

BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night?

LASZLO:
If his cock feels right, and her pussy is tight?

BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night~~?

NADJA:
Will he touch all her feel good spots?

LASZLO:
Will he get her feeling nice and hot?
It’s going to be a hit or miss.

NADJA:
Can Nandor even find the clitoris?

Will he make her go Ah Ah Ah??

BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night?
The wedding night, the wedding night
Who will cum first on the wedding night?

NADJA:
I think Nandor might, on the wedding night

BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night?

LASZLO:
If his cock feels right, and her pussy is tight?

BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night~~?

NADJA:
Nandor’s relentless in the bed,
But is he relentless at giving head?
Marwa, baby, if you find you still need more, 
Come knock on me & my Laszlo’s door

And we’ll make you go Ah Ah Ah

BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night?
The wedding night, the wedding night
Who will cum first on the wedding night?

NADJA:
I think Nandor might, on the wedding night

BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night?

LASZLO:
If his cock feels right, and her pussy is tight?

BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night~~?

LASZLO:
Time for a toast so raise your glass.
Cheers to the newly wed couple, may your love last.
To everyone else here tonight, we hope you’ve had a blast
May we all go home with our favorite piece of ass!

BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night?
The wedding night, the wedding night
Who will cum first on the wedding night?

NADJA:
I think Nandor might, on the wedding night

BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night?

LASZLO:
If his cock feels right, and her pussy is tight?

BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night~~?

BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night?
The wedding night, the wedding night
Who will cum first on the wedding night?

NADJA:
I think Nandor might, and he might give her a bite.

BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night?

LASZLO:
He isn’t quite so bright, but his cock is a sight.

BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night~~?
May they fuck until daylight!

Who Will Cum First On The Wedding Night? (Extended Version - Cover)

Laszlo's little monologue from 2x03 turned into a whole song. Because I can.

Lyrics:

No lad has been truer, no man has been as kind,
For no other man would I risk it all and leave my life behind.
There’s something in his smile, something in his voice.
There’s something ‘bout the way he asks to hang with just the boys.
So I rejoice,

He’s my best friend.
He’s my pal.
He’s my home boy,
My rotten soldier
He’s my sweet cheese,
My good time boy.
Oh Seanie. Oh Seanie.

No chum has been as charming, no fellow as sincere,
No damoiselle nearly as swell as my Seanie dear.
There’s just something bout his positure and the way he wears his cap,
That fills me up with a love and lust for my good ol’ chap,
And that’s a fact.

He’s my best friend.
He’s my pal.
He’s my home boy,
My rotten soldier
He’s my sweet cheese,
My good time boy
Oh Seanie. Oh Seanie.

And no brain scrambles,
No screaming purple henry’s,
Could ever stop me,
From loving you.

He’s my best friend.
He’s my pal.
He’s my home boy,
My rotten soldier
He’s my sweet cheese,
My good time boy.
He’s no man I could discard. 
My sweet syrup pie, oh I’ve gone hard,

For my best friend.
He’s my pal.
He’s my home boy,
My rotten soldier
He’s my sweet cheese,
My good time boy.
Oh Seanie. Oh Seanie.

My Sweet Cheese, My Good Time Boy

Heard this beat on youtube this morning and was INSTANTLY inspired to make a sad Nandermo song. Here you go.

Lyrics:

I’ve been waiting thirteen years now.
Said I would wait until your vows.
Now you said ‘em, Lord knows you ain’t meant em
But anyhow…

I’ve been waiting for a decade.
All I got was shitty charades
With the love of my life and his clone who was your wife
After all this time, did I deserve this strife?

You watch me bleed while you feed
Now it’s time for me to leave
You won’t give me what I want
You won’t give me what I need
And I been waiting patiently
Now you’ll see

I been waiting so goddamn long
I’ve been holding on so damn strong
Waiting for something to change, to rearrange
But all you ever sing is the same old song

I been waiting for the right time
To pack it up, say my goodbyes
And well you stole the only love I’ve ever known
And now the kid I raised is grown
Maybe it’s time I go on my own

You watch me bleed while you feed
Now it’s time for me to leave
You won’t give me what I want
You won’t give me what I need
And I been waiting patiently
Now you’ll see

You watch me bleed while you feed
Now it’s time for me to leave
You won’t give me what I want
You won’t give me what I need
And I been waiting patiently
Now you’ll see

You watch me bleed while you feed
Now it’s time for me to leave
You won’t give me what I want
You won’t give me what I need
But I don’t need your teeth,
I’ll get my own fangs my own way baby.

Bleed Out (prod. Matthew May)

For http://superwholock-fallen-angel.tumblr.com/

Castiel Song

A Megstiel fansong, because there are none, and there need to be some. Because Megstiel is beautiful and perfect and gorgeous and CANON.
(Destiel shippers, don't be hating, because I got a good one coming for y'all, so hold your horses!)

Lyrics:
Living in a world of darkness
Living in a world of black
Living in a world of shadows
Always ready to attack
Living seeing nothing but bodies
Living seeing nothing than a face
But then I saw your blue eyes
And your ocean-coloured grace.

I was cursed since I was born
For you to be my unicorn
The fictional, mystical, perfect, symmetrical steed.
And when push comes to shove,
I'll still look back on our love.
The one that bloomed to fail,
And never to succeed.
 
Never thought I would meet someone
Who thought of me more than just a mess
Never thought I would meet someone
Who saw beyond this meat suit dress
Never thought I would meet someone
Who thought that I was beautiful
But then I met a man with wings,
Who taught me it’s okay to fall.

I was cursed since I was born
For you to be my unicorn
The fictional, mystical, perfect, symmetrical steed.
And when push comes to shove,
I'll still look back on our love.
The one that bloomed to fail,
And never to succeed.

And after all the snarky comments
All the threats and thorny beauty
My end has come, so I will pray
For the first time, and to you only.
I'm going to heaven, Clarence!
I'm going to heaven, Clarence!
(Small Interlude)

I was cursed since I was born
For you to be my unicorn
The fictional, mystical, perfect, symmetrical steed.
And when push came to shove,
I still looked back on our love.
The one that bloomed to fail,
And never to succeed.

I was cursed since I was born
For you to be my unicorn...


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