SCORPION: Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?
ENEMY CAT: Your words up on the wall. As you're praying for my fall.
SCORPION: ...You'll make a fine pelt when I'm done with you. GET OVER HERE!
ENEMY CAT: Oh, the misery...

VOTING PERIOD HAS ENDED.
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(BITCH 07 - ENEMY CAT)
- Cats, Enemies, and things that don't have ears
(Tisrack, Enemy, Crab Rave)
- Imagine Dragons, their collaborators, and generic pop music
(Thunder, JID, Tik Tok)
- League of Legends artists & Esports/Twitch-associated media
(Snail's House, Porter Robinson, Fall Guys)
- Tiktok trends and 21st Century Humor
(Burnt Rice, Slow Dancing in the Dark, Ruler of Everything)

(BITCH 14 - SCORPION)
- Midway Games/Mortal Kombat Crossovers
(Killer Instinct, Happy Feet, Psi-Ops)
- Traditional Fighting Games/FGC
(Marvel VS Capcom, Skullgirls, Hoes Mad)
- Techno/New Beat/Acid House
(Turn Off The Lights, My Lady, Future People)
- Murder/Gore, Hell, and Fire
(The Red Means I Love You, Take Me!, Through The Fire and The Flames)

Songs used:
Mick Gordon - Touch Me and I'll Break Your Face (Trad. fighting games)
Imagine Dragons - Bones (Imagine Dragons)
The Crystal Method, Dada Life - Kinetic (League of Legends)
F-Famous Dex - Hoes Mad (FGC :face_holding_back_tears:)
DragonForce - Through The Fire and Flames (Fire)
Lil Nas X - STAR WALKIN' (League of Legends artists)

[R1M1] - Mortal Enemy

Title: <=SUBMITTED FOR YOUR APPROVAL=> This Record’s HOT!
Arranger(s): https://soundcloud.com/im_also_phat, https://soundcloud.com/og_crunkjesus ft. https://soundcloud.com/theguy-mashups-part-six
Characters: So Long, Gays
Art: https://twitter.com/Honk_B_Clowne, https://twitter.com/HengusM
SONGS USED:
PSY - Gangnam Style (Pre-2013 internet culture) 
AxleCarp - Mario Wario Lucario (Mario fancontent, pre-2013 internet culture) 
Super Mario 64 - Bowser's Theme (Mario villains) 
Crank Squad - Crank Dat Super Mario (Mario fan content, pre-2013 internet culture) 
Hatsune Miku - Ievan Polkka (Pre-2013 internet culture) 
Kevin J. James - The Computer Fighter Rap (Tumblr culture - Neil Cicierega/Lemon Demon) 

009 Sound System - Dreamscape (Pre-2013 internet culture) 
Hanson - MMMBop (Mondegreens) 
DMX - Buttsex Gon Give It To Ya (LGBTQ+ topics) 
LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (Pre-2013 internet culture) 
Finger Eleven - Paralyzer (Pre-2013 internet culture) 
Gravity Falls Intro (Tumblr culture) 
Drake, Lil Baby - Girls Want Girls (LGBTQ+ topics) 
Gaijin Goombah - Goomba Got Back (Mario fancontent) 
Slackcircus - Fabulous Secret Powers (LGBTQ+ topics, pre-2013 internet culture) 

Lemon Demon - Error (Tumblr culture) 
Lil Nas X - INDUSTRY BABY (LGBTQ+ artists) 
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Pre-2013 internet culture) 
BROCKHAMPTON - Boy Bye (LGBTQ+ artists, goodbyes) 
Lizzo - Boys (LGBTQ+ artists) 
Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life (Goodbyes) 
Eiffel 65 - I'm Blue (Mondegreens) 
Soulja Boy - Crank Dat (Pre-2013 internet culture) 
S3RL - MTC (Pre-2013 internet culture)

<=SUBMITTED FOR YOUR APPROVAL=> This Record’s HOT!

you guys are so screwed.

Songs used:
Pendulum - Showdown (TBOI Items: The Soul/Libbec's Spotify Wrapped Artists)
The Living Tombstone - Right Now Red Version (Death/Libbec's Spotify Wrapped Artists/Colours)
Kylee Henke - You Can't Fight The Homestuck (Homestuck x2)
Metallica - Master of Puppets (Hard Rock/Fortnite/Metals/Nenechi's nicknames: Master)
Das Racist, Heems - Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell (Food/The Regime: Discrimination/?̶?̷?̷)
Dr. Steel - Dr. Steel (Metals/Industrial)
Chuck Salamone, Mason Lindroth - Bolt Thrower (TBOI Items: Jacob's Ladder/Hylics, Lightning)
Dua Lipa - Don't Start Now (Fortnite/Mental Health/Dance Pop)
Insane Clown Posse - Boogie Woogie Wu (ICP/The Night/Vulgar/?̶?̷?̷)
Mio Honda - Step! (Valve/SFM Animation/Idol)
The Kid LAROI, Justin Bieber - STAY (Fortnite/Affects Mental Health/Dreams)
Matthias Bossi - Genesis 22:10 (Edmund McMillen)
K'naan, Adam Levine - Bang Bang (Family Guy Funny Moments/Furries)
Madeon - Heir (Anger/Industrial/Libbec's Spotify Wrapped Artists)
The Living Tombstone - This Comes from Inside (Furries/Being "Inside"/Libbec's Spotify Wrapped Artists/?̶?̷?̷)
mudeth - Allnoise (Edmund McMillen/Industrial/?̶?̷?̷)
Bo Burnham - Shit (Comedians/Mental Health/Vulgar)
Mr. Sauceman - Unexpectancy Pt. 2 (Funky Fresh Beats/Food/Weirdcore/Absurdist/?̶?̷?̷)
Shiro Sagisu - KOMM, SÜSSER TOD (Christian Imagery/Death) 
Nekomata Okatyu - Cute Kanojo (Felines/VTubers/Nenechi's nicknames: Cute)
Fortnite - Electro-Fied! (Fortnite/Batman Gadgets: Electricity Suit/Electricity)
Omiyaクラブ -Koro Funk ! (VTubers/Funky Fresh Beats)
Family Guy - Candy Quahog Marshmallow (Food/Family Guy Funny Moments/Suggestive/Idol)
Rob Zombie - Dragula (Hard Rock/TBOI Items: Charm of the Vampire/Bats/Vampires)
Jack Stauber - Buttercup (Bedroom Pop/Absurdist, Electricity)

I'm sorry women. - [UDOATK LOSERS BRACKET]

Bichito: Golly Mr. Jack Black! You weren't kidding about how amazing an octagon is, haha!
Jack: It's a pleasure to meet someone with the same passion for the shape I have!
Elmo: Stop!

*Boss Rush is not affiliated with SLAMFEST '99  or Glorious Tourney of Destiny. This track is purely fan-made and not an official crossover between the two.

Full Results: https://pastebin.com/9VTpwhHL
This will most likely be the last time results use Pastebin, since there will be some serious changes to submission rules and voting next round. Stay tuned!
...and sorry again for the mess- though XO-Tan was a lot nicer than The Emperor about it.

Track by: BestBuilder101 (https://www.youtube.com/@bestbuilder1013)

Character 1/Opponent 5: EL BICHITO DE KIRBY (all caps when you spell his name) from Slamfest '99  (https://soundcloud.com/slamfest99)
Art by: Eik

Character 2/Opponent 6: Jack Black from Glorious Tourney of Destiny (https://soundcloud.com/octagon-tourney)
Art by: Laybox

XO-TANS NOTES!
Usually that emperor guy writes these, but since he's uh..."busy" at the moment, I guess I'll handle it! I'm not gonna refer to the fighters with silly codenames, though.
Okay so the first guy is El Bichito De Kirby, but since that name is kind of long I just call him Bichito. I think that translates to something like "small creature, child, or insect" in English, but he doesn't seem to mind. He's so cute!!! Apparently he's died and been to heaven before? Who would kill such an adorable thing? When I find out, I'll have to give them a piece of my mind! But I digress. Despite his harmless appearance, his "Beam Attacks" are no joke! I would hate to be on the receiving end of one...you know, if he doesn't miss.
The other guy is Jack Black! Oh, and Elmo is there too. They're the same cheerful, octagon obsessed guys they've always been! Though I get the feeling Jack Black is filled with some kind of power. If he is, he hasn't let it go to his head at all. Elmo seems pretty much the same, but I wouldn't underestimate either of them if I was the boss, that's for sure! It would hurt to get whacked with a stop sign, ouch.
<3

SOURCES:

BOTH:
Toby Fox, Go Ichinose - Area Zero (Death, Supernatural Forces)
Jun Ishikawa - Hilltop Chase (HAL, Octagon Collaboration Trilogy)

JACK BLACK:
Tony Geiss - Elmo's Song (Sesame Street)
Paul Williams, Kenny Ascher - Rainbow Connection (Properties contributed to by Jack Black)
Masato Nakamura - Marble Zone (Media with FCs)

EL BICHITO DE KIRBY:
Jun Ishikawa - Mini-Game Results (HAL)
Dimps Sound Team - Peppermint Palace (HAL)
Jun Ishikawa - The Great Cave Offensive (HAL)

OFFSOURCE:
Pyotr Tchaikovsky - Piano Concerto No. 1

I'm keeping the some pulls separate to preserve the creators intent, enjoy the track (it's very good)

[OPPONENTS SELECTED] Duel for the Digon

Arrangement: TheDoublerR
Art: Shush, Gamixer
Writing: White Crescent Rozie
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(Greetings Alterna Concept, it's great to meet you!) |_(0◡0) (The name's Manne Q. X., and I'm here to freshen things up with a new style.) (#>◡^) (But I'm not going to waste any time freaking out, so let's dance like in the old west!) whistle
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(010 - MANNE Q. X)
- Jakeneutron, Sim Gretina, Mystery Skulls, Lil Nas X & their collaborators/remixed artists
(Please Subscribe, Reboot Me, Absurd Extravaganza, Space Opera)
(Freaking Out, The Future, Old Town Road, MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name))
(PrincessRizu, TeddyLoid, Nile Rodgers, Nas)

- Artists in the Electropop, Pop Rap & Nu-Disco genres
(T-Pain, Doja Cat, Chance the Rapper, Jack Harlow)
(Ke$ha, Studio Killers, Lady Gaga, Capital Cities)
(Discoholic, Televisor, Cola Boyy, Antwaun Stanley)

- Animation memes (500K+ views) & TikTok Trends
(Can I Get A Witness, Pixel Pig, NEVER MET!, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A)
(Little Dark Age, Hayloft, HAHA, Lalala)

- The Wild West, its iconography & dancing
(Big Iron, Outlaw State of Mind, Guns and Ships, Rivers in the Desert)
(Dancing Queen, Shut Up and Dance, Party Rock Anthem, Heads Will Roll)
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Songs Used:
The Knocks ft. Studio Killers - Bedroom Eyes [Studio Killers VIP Remix] (Electropop Artists/Nu-Disco/Dancing)
Mystery Skulls - Ghost (Mystery Skulls)
Studio Killers - Underneath My Raincoat (Electropop/Nu-Disco Artists)
Felix Cartal ft. Fjord - The Life (Electropop)
half·alive - What's Wrong (Electropop/Dancing)
Lil Nas X - THATS WHAT I WANT (Lil Nas X)
Doja Cat - Boss Bitch (Lil Nas Collaborators/Pop Rap)
WALK THE MOON - Shut Up and Dance (Dancing)
Gayle - abcdefu (TikTok Trends)

QOOMFIE ANTHEM

CORRUPTED 08: THE OPTIMIST

INDIE ANIMATION/WEBSERIES / OSC MEDIA & ARTISTS / ELIMINATION BASED MEDIA 
INDIE POP / INDIE & ALT ROCK / ACOUSTIC ROCK
ANTHRO OBJECTS / NATURE / LIQUIDS / WHAT INHABITS THEM
MEMORIES / NOSTALGIA / THE FEELINGS YOU GET FROM EITHER
COMEDY & TRAGEDY / PUNS & WORDPLAY / THINGS YOU HATE / WATERCORD INJOKES
HEARTS / STAGES OF LIFE / OPTIMISM / HOPE / EXISTENTIALISM

* but the hackula's grauntlet is the limit no I didn’t say that wrong

SURVIVOR 06: GABE NEWELL

VALVE / SOURCE ENGINE / PROMINENT GMOD AND SFM CONTENT
THE STUPENDIUM / THE CHALKEATERS / THE BEATLES / ELECTRO-SWING AND THOSE ASSOCIATED WITH THE GENRE
SHOOTER GAMES / PUZZLE GAMES
SCIENCE / REBELLION / DYSTOPIAN CONCEPTS
DEVELOPMENT HELL / LONG AWAITED SEQUELS / THINGS THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN

* But that's not all! 

--------------------------------------------------------------

Camellia - Play With Fire (ELECTRO-SWING)
The Stupendium Ft. Harry Callaghan - The Most Fashionable Faction (STUPENDIUM/TF2)
Caravan Palace - Black Betty (ELECTRO-SWING)
Team Fortress 2 - Rocket Jump Waltz (TF2)
AESOP ROCK - Kirby (teehee)
Childish Gambino - Sweatpants (teehee)
The Chalkeaters Ft. The Stupendium, Ellen McLain - Count to Three ()
jacknjellify - Message to Loser (INDIE ANIMATION/ANTHRO OBJECTS/ELIMINATION-BASED/OSC CREATORS)
DNCE - Cake by the Ocean (LIQUIDS)
Tom Cardy - Business Man (COMEDY)
Louie Montgomery - PRIME ENERGY DRINK (LIQUIDS/WATERCORD INJOKES)

A MESSAGE TO VALVE

Track by: @yayxinos
Art by: @lemolemoo

Hey everybody! Do you like rap? Do you like food? Do you like...Mario?

The Mario Rapper Guys
- Songs from Mario Games
- Songs related to Food or Rap
- Songs related to Dinosaurs and Dragons
- Songs related to New Jesey and Italy

Songs used:
Eugene Tsai - This is America, I guess [Rap]
PinkPantheress, Ice Spice - Boy's a liar Pt. 2 [Rap]

he's a liar, i guess

Track for minitourney by me and the wife @tawnybarnowl-does-mashups

(05 - Jim From Accounting)
- The Public Domain & artists who made royalty-free music
- Work/capitalism, money and normalcy
- Everyday life/the status quo and white people music
- People named Jim and media featuring everymen

(06 - Subway Sandwich of Theseus)
- Food items & DIY media
- Ironic humor/shitposting
- Identity, the blurring of it, & replacement
- Mythology & Greek artists/culture

Songs used:
vivivivivi, gellypawsXD - roll credits ~ credits song for my death (Identity)
The Living Tombstone - My Ordinary Life ("Normalcy")
if found - Dead of Night (Royalty-Free music)
Maroon 5 - Memories (White people music, Everyday life: Family)
Celeste - First Steps (Identity)
Madeon - Icarus (Mythology)
Nhato - Misogi (Mythology)
Bastille - Pompeii (Ironic humor)
The Dictator - Money's On The Dresser (Money)
Maroon 5 - Sugar (White people music/Food)

Clockout

(EXPERIMENT 04 - THE WRECK)

ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʀᴇᴄᴋ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ꜰᴜʟʟʏ ᴛʀᴀɴꜱꜰᴏʀᴍᴇᴅ. ᴀ ꜱʜᴇʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʜɪꜱ ꜰᴏʀᴍᴇʀ ꜱᴇʟꜰ, ʜɪꜱ ᴘʀɪᴍᴇ ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ɪꜱ ᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɴᴏᴛ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ꜱɪᴅᴇ.

SEGA, ARTISTS FEATURED IN SONIC MEDIA, & MEDIA WHERE CHARACTERS GO 'SUPER'
(SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, YAKUZA, DRAGON BALL Z)
SONGS PRODUCED BY HOT CHICKS OR INDUSTRY PLANTS
(DOJA CAT, BRITTANY SPEARS, OLIVIA RODRIGO)
RWJ, HIS COLLABS, & OTHER ARTISTS/CULTURE ASSOCIATED WITH "OLD INTERNET"
(ORPHAN TEARS, FRED FIGGLEHORN, SMOSH)
MEDIA SANITIZED OR EDITED FOR A 'WIDER AUDIENCE'
(NO SWEARING, 4KIDS, KIDZ BOP)
SPEED, ELECTRICITY, & GUPTILL ASSOCIATED MEDIA
(EXERCISE, COSPLAY, IMPRESSIONS)
MACHINES, ARTIFICIALITY, & INDUSTRIAL GENRES
(BIG GOD, STEAM MACHINE, WHEELS IN MOTION)

Songs used:
Sonic Forces - Infinite Theme (SEGA)
Eisenfunk - Pong (Machines)
Dragon Ball Super - Ultra Instinct Theme (Media where characters go super)
Shadow the Hedgehog - I Am... All Of Me (SEGA)
Lady Gaga - LoveGame (Hot chicks!)
Alice Glass - BABY TEETH (Hot chicks!)
LongestSoloEver - Code Red (Fatal Error EXE Song) (SEGA)

KILLGAME [FANTRACK]

art by my good buddy @kidwhom

Ridiculon - Them Kitty Bones (Edmund McMillen)
iamthekidyouknowwhatimean - Run (Shooters/'References')
Mudeth - The Thief (Edmund McMillen)
Lena Raine - Confronting Myself (Challenges: Spending 24 Hours On Top Of A Mountain/Tough as nails/'References'/The mind)
Gorillaz - Out Of Body (Fortnite Artists/'References': Astral Projection/Religious concepts)
Danny Baranowsky - Greed (Money/Greed/Edmund McMillen)
Joy Oladokun & Maren Morris - Bigger Man (Shooters/Edmund McMillen)
Ren - Money Game Part 2 (Money/Greed/SINS: GREED)

Clockout

aurora.

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