You Still Here, Ho ?

Come Outside

STALLI FREESTYLE (Remix) [Club/Trap]

Something for Thee Hotties

Opposite Day

Megan Monday Freestyle

Eat It

Freakend

saying true (chalk&cmysx)

Lyrics:

I said certified fairy
Muscle mary 
Wet-ass bussy
Sick it in and bury (ah)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you f**kin' with some wet-ass bussy
Bring a glove and a swab for this wet-ass bussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass bussy

Plunge it good like its a drain
Hard-pressed with no restrain
Amateaur Sean Cody fame
He might’ve left but he sure came
Ancient style this is Sparta 
His pen on my Magna Carta
No din cause he’s the starter 
Sink in my Puerto Vallarta 
Raid my tomb Lara Croft
Doggy style but it ain’t soft
I need you to slam your roll of quarters
Right in my little coin slot
Make it grow, make it blow
In commando, shoot ammo
Banging my head as a bongo
That hitched cock gives me vertigo

Shower me, power me, tour my anatomy 
Douched and lubed ‘fore you get up inside of me 
Skip the lines this seating is VIP
I race up on him but no skid marks when he’s outta me (let's ride)
Head to bumper traffic
Put the lick in phallic
Spread your peanut butter and jam it into this sandwich
He has me in a straddle
Riding it no saddle
On his horse d**k
Going gallop
Crying like I’m Lucky
He’s stuffing up my plushy
He’s slip n' sliding all up 
In this wet ass bussy

Look I need a loud moaner
I need a big boner
To hit so good
I need an organ donor
Not a garden hose 
I need a big soaker
Plug my ballot box like a good voter
Fix my crack up with his fill
Know how to screw so I let him drill
Don’t need no poppers when he’s a pill
He’s good with a tip and with a bill
Want sirloin, not a fillet
Want Santa's sack, don’t want his sleigh
I want you to lip-sync for your life 
Shantay you stay
Drop your kids off I’m here to adopt
Send em’ all in I’ll keep em’ all watched
Cavity search like you’re in swat
Eat it up, it’s food for thot

Verified fruit fly
Love bottle blonde dye
F**k discreet give who when and why
Pledge his allegiance so I know he will rise
Squirt it on my face, call that a queer eye
My math’s ass but my physics slap
Can dance laps but driving’s trash
Dick fire like a Grindr tap
Good with my mouth got the gift of gab
If he wants a sermon then I’ll preach
Suck his semen, like a leech
Tasting salty we’re at the beach
Royal pink call me Princess Peach (peachy)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you f**kin’ with some wet ass bussy
Bring a glove and a swab for this wet ass bussy
Give me everything you got for this wet ass bussy

Now let it throb, go and bob
In that wet ass bussy
Get a glove and a swab, that’s some wet ass bussy
I'm talking wab, wab, wab that's some wet ass bussy
Corn on the cob, round that wet ass bussy

WAB (wet ass bussy) | WAP Parody- Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion (prod.dices)

Hailing from Houston, Megan Thee Stallion is a three-time GRAMMY-winning recording artist, actor, philanthropist and entrepreneur. From earning two Billboard Hot 100 No. 1 hits with the “Savage (Remix)” featuring Beyoncé, and “WAP” with Cardi B to releasing her dynamic album “Traumazine,” Megan has proven unstoppable.  

 

Megan has been recognized for her musical achievements, including three GRAMMY wins, nine BET Awards and back-to-back Billboard Music Awards for “Top Rap Female Artist.” Additionally, she has been honored for her advocacy efforts, having received the 2022 Special Achievement Award at The Webby Awards and the Trailblazer Award at the iHeartRadio Music Awards.  

 

Most recently, Megan made history in Nov. 2022, becoming the first Black woman to appear on the cover of Forbes’ prestigious Under 30 issue. She was previously recognized as one of TIME’s 100 Most Influential People of 2020 after publishing her monumental “Why I Speak Up For Black Women” op-ed for The New York Times.

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Megan Thee Stallion

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