Devitalized Demo

This is not a Megarockman song, but another project of mine I'm calling DEVITALIZED, which is just me in my room on my keyboard.  Can't add a separate account to Soundcloud, so I'll be posting these other songs here for now.

[Devitalized] FFF

They say this place is best
Everyone's finding gold
Thirty years on this quest
And no closer to my goal
This location of fame
Endless opportunities
A region up in flame
Where you're too old to succeed
People here are well known
Be care-free and thriving
But once you reach this zone
It's difficult surviving
In the hidden valley, land of heroes and bards
In the hidden valley, go ahead and draw three cards
Now you're there, and just as scared
In the hidden valley, good things will come to you
In the hidden valley, you will know just what to do
Now you're here, yet still inferior
Hard to move away 
From somewhere few dare to leave
So you'll just stay and wait
For that non-existent dream

It is decidedly
Less likely that you'll win
If there are too many
In the competition
Still the masses arrive
Until no water is left
How can anyone survive
In that valley to the west
In the hidden valley, they say this is it
In the hidden valley, they are all so full of shit
There you went, but can't pay rent
In the hidden valley, nothing is a sin
And the hidden valley has caught on fire once again
There you are, life is still hard
In the hidden valley, land of liars and whores
In the hidden valley, you will quickly become poor
Now you're stuck, no gold was struck

[Devitalized] In The Hidden Valley

Twelve sides provides more options than six
Thirty is often harder to find
Each side assigned its own decision
Let the dice outcome make up your mind
Just can't decide what I should do
I throw my dice, rolling two
It shows me I must go outside
Even though I'd much rather hide
These numbers guide me where to go
So I'm obliged to abide the roll
My life is decided this way
Whatever the dice have to say
No morality necessary
Random chance is neither right nor wrong
Uncertainty is very scary
And my will has never been too strong
Choice involves too much variety
Roll to get through the anxiety
Life is overwhelming and insane
So let's treat it like a game

Indecisive [Devitalized]

LYRICS:

He cuts you with double edged razors 
Cuts you with a pair of scissors 
But the scissors are too small 
They cant cut you at all 
They are very dull 
Cant even cut loose-leaf paper 
Cant cut through a stick of butter 
Cant cut anything thats thick 
Cant even cut plastic 
Hes so pathetic

Cut Man cuts grass 
He cant cut anything else 
But he can make some cash 
If he cuts it nice and fast

::snip snip snip snip:: 
::snippa snippa snip snippa snippa snip::

He cuts grass incredibly half-assed 
In order to get it done fast 
Do you take me for a sap? 
Cause my lawn looks like crap 
Did you take a nap? 
Cut Man, Im not paying full price 
You did make my yard look nice 
I said "cut it nice and fast" 
But you just cut it fast 
Now Ill beat your ass

Cut Man, you jerk 
Are you trying to cut me? 
Well, that just will not work 
Your scissors are for age three... 
And up


Call of the Cut Man

Electric Man
Electric fan
Electric can opener opens cans
Electrocute
Or aim and shoot
Are a few ways to execute

Electric Man 
Electric van
Emits colorful lights for his evil plan
Electrical
A spectacle
Parked outside for the kids in school

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala (x2)

Electric Man
Abducts children
In his vehicle guised as Ice Cream Man
Real Ice Cream Man
Took the blame and
Got the chair for a fatal tan

Electri... (Bzzzb!)
Electr.. (Bzzzb!)
Electriiiii... Maaaaaaan (Zzzzap!)

Electric Man Boogaloo

LYRICS:

This fire man sets fires, he doesn't put them out
Burning things is what he's all about
He's a pyromaniac
And flamage is his knack
Somebody really ought to give him a smack

I gave Fire Man a smack, it only made him crack
Now he's just set on getting me back
So when I walked out my door
And looked down at the floor
There was a flaming bag of poop on my porch

Fire Man Fop

LYRICS:

Armed with ice picks
Popsicle sticks
Icicle knife
Will end your life

He lives in the ice box
Where there aren't any clocks
He doesn't keep track of time
But he is quite supreme
When it comes to ice cream
He even has lemon-lime

Iceman will not be sold
Unless it's really cold
That's just how he makes his deals
Prefers temperature low
And like an eskimo
He'll go and club baby seals

Clobbers in waters
Slaughters the otters
Pride in his furs
Hides and whiskers

Pounds on penguins
Pummels puffins
Crush caribou
To fashion some shoes

The Iceman Clubbeth

It’s Wood Man gonna get ya
It’s the Wood Man comin’ at ya, while his trees produce such killer leaves
So Wood Man’s here to hurt ya
Then cover you with dirt, after he kicks your ass with heavy sticks
Baseball bats are sometimes made of wood, and they can make you dead
When smashed upon your head
:: Evil growls and crackling trees are heard from the fatal forest ::
Baseball bats will be smashing upon your head
With a blow to your brain that will make you dead
And the wood will be stained with a crimson red!
Step foot in his forest, your soul will be filled with dread
You will wish that you went to the beach instead
But you went to the woods, where your blood was shed!
Wood Man’s gonna scrape ya
With his branches, then he’ll rape ya, as he humps you with his little stump
Stay away from the rabbits,
For one of their nasty habits, is to pump out carrots when they jump
Robot bats are really bombs with wings, and if you’re lingering…
You’ll soon be explodiiiiiioooooow

(The fatal forest takes another life as the singer is sucked into its abyss)


Fear the Fatal Forest of Wood Man

LYRICS:

He attracts so many metal things
Sometimes it can be real embarrassing
Like when a pole that's all shiny and long
Sticks to his crotch and looks like a schlong
Sure, he attracts metal and can do some cool tricks
But despite his large pole, he doesn't attract chicks
He is a magnet man, but not a chick magnet
But he won't give up, because he's not a fagnet
He's depressed about his shitty luck
Why can't he seem to find a girl to fuck?
Are they really so disturbed by his size?
Their rejection brings tears to his eyes
Sometimes girls understand that he has a good heart
But they're just too afraid he'll tear their vag apart
He is a magnet man and he deserves pity
He's stuck with that steel pole for all eternity
Such a lonely magnet man

No Love for Magnet Man

LYRICS:

He’s never without a bomb, but he’s not a terrorist of Islam
He is non-denominational, although he occasionally joins his mom to go to temple
He’s not allowed in the airport, his body’s way too dangerous to transport
That means he can’t take a trip to Spain, or visit the Ukraine
Don’t even dare say his name when you’re on a plane
Not all of his relatives are robots made out of explosives
He smokes pot, but he should be wary
Because the glowing cherry burns very hot, it could ignite him
Hard for him to keep employment, cause blowing shit up is his main enjoyment
That means he can’t work at the salon, or in a restaurant
Jobs want him gone ‘cause it’s wrong to possess a bomb


Bomb Man Beat

Megarockman is a musical project created by Thaddeus and his friend Nathan Euson, to celebrate (and parody) the robot bosses from the Mega Man video games.

Devitalized is just Thaddeus making songs in his room on his keyboards, and has nothing to do with Mega Man.  These songs are not as comedic.

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