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I LIKE TRAINS
I LIKE TRAINS
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Hey! Have you heard of the I Like Trains kid?
He's pretty cool, but I think there's something wrong with him
I don't know if he's cursed, or if it's something with his brain
But the only thing he ever says is "I like trains."

From birth the I Like Trains kid never spoke a word
Not even to his parents, not a single sound was heard
But on the first day of school the teacher asked his name
All he did was smile as he said "I like trains."

They put him on some Ritalin to see if that would help
The doctor found the perfect dose and asked him how he felt
He stared at the doctor with a little creepy smile
And the I Like Trains kid said:

"I feel great!"

He got a fancy job and he straightened out his life
He met a nice girl who he asked to be his wife
As they stood at the altar, and prepared to say their vows
He put a ring on her finger, and he said:

Got bad grades? I like trains!
Awkward date? I like trains!
Don't like trains? ...




I LIKE TRAINS

Lyrics:

MINE TURTLE
MINE TURTLE
The MINE TURTLE
MINE TURTLE

Mine Turtle’s on the road, the llama whipping by.
Mine Turtle’s got a smile sweet as pie flavored pie.
Skater kid tells the cop “You can’t tell me what to do!”
Watch out! When Mine Turtle says hello to you.

MINE TURTLE
MINE TURTLE
The MINE TURTLE
MINE TURTLE
Whoooo ohhh

Mine Turtle’s travelled round the world, from Cairo to Madrid.
Saw a gun-toting potato and the I Like Trains kid.
Visited Desmond on the moon in his flying machine.
Fought the aliens!

“Throoooww the cheeeese!”

He stole alien technology, and built a time machine.
Went back in time to 100 million B .C.
The caveman asked, “What kind of animal are you?”
“Technically I’m a tortoise.”

“I AM A STEGOSAURUS!!”

MINE TURTLE
MINE TURTLE
MINE TURTLE – whooo ohhhhh!~

Listen up, I’ll tell you where Mine Turtle came from.
In a petting zoo one day there was a man named Tom.
He shouted, “Drunk science!”, then he drank a cold one.
And soon he had made the world’s first turtle-bomb.
The cops tried to stop him before he could explode.

“LOOK OUT HE’S GOT A NOSE!”

“Wait, no he doesn’t..”

MINE TURTLE
MINE TURTLE
The MINE TURTLE
MINE TURTLE
MINE TURTLE
MINE TURTLE
MINE TURTLE
The MINE TURTLE

MineTurtle Asdfmovie song - TomSka

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probably been uploaded already but here's the song. I obviously didn't make it. Find it on YouTube :)

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DISCLAIMER: I do not own this song this was uploaded for personal usage and will be deleted if the song is uploaded by James onto SoundCloud. Please look at the original on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT-Xe-5qpRQ

I LIKE TRAINS

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