Imagine you were at a theater
And you brought your ticket to me
Your were burning yeah, gonna pop ya corn
Said you wanna get your seat reserved
Made me cringe when you asked for it
Ya know luckily for you, there's only one seat

(chorus)
Whoever thought you'd be revving
At bending a pipe, that hurts
Now that's just CBT
Clog that exhaust pipe
Smell the emissions
Pixar's Cars go vroom vroom vroom
Oh yeah yeah

We were sanitizing hard when they took off
Watching those cars blow the road
When we showed their rear they got too hard
Said you wanna get your seat reserved
Made me cringe when you asked for it
Ya know luckily for you, there's only one seat

Lightning McQueen's not impressed
And ya know ya creamed your pants
So go ahead put in that shaft
Said you wanna get your seat reserved
Made me cringe when you asked for it
Ya know luckily for you, there's only one seat

H U H G H
laughter I guess
YEAEHYEHAEAEYEOOOOOOH

auto repair cashier

warning: explicit lyrics

lyrics:
Now one day I started telling everyone that
Business was really bad and I was 10 grand in debt
For looking down the sewers, shit flows in the drains
I once swam in there, cholera, my ass

Then I started feeling like I wanna eat
McDonalds, White Castle - I'm American!
If I'm a thousand pounds, the chairs can hold me
But my heart's been clogging up since I gained more weight

Not even close
Not even close
Not even close
To orgasm

Had fingers in my ass needles in my cock a dick right in my mouth i am at utterloss
Had fingers in my ass needles in my cock a dick right in my mouth i am at utterloss

Came cum to the world pain of dick in my ass in my horniest hour
Downfall of abortion, condoms sell but nobodys buying ignorant sex laws

Step sis almost got me by the rim of her ass this is my life foreclosure of the dryer door 
May my deformed kids die in peace in hangar 420 and my step mom getting pregnant be a bad dream my dad used to say

Not even close
Not even close
Not even close
To orgasm

Had fingers in my ass needles in my cock a dick right in my mouth i am at utterloss
Had fingers in my ass needles in my cock a dick right in my mouth i am at utterloss

utter loss

I drank the warm beers when I felt the sadness touched me
Secure and safe in my own room, I really gotta go for a piss
My snake is flopping about, he's gonna lead the way
Pulling out, comes the doubt, will I land in the bowl?

Yellow swims free in the throne, let it fall like the rain
Guy next to me spoke that, that looks a like lemonade

So he came closer to me
Please let it be a dream
I'm too paralyzed to know next
'Til I finally threw the towel in
Never knowing if I'd wake up in his bed, is he sick?

My brain said to run so I zipped up and dashed
From a stranger to a real creep was my very fear, someone said
He's the piss god, he must have, he will say

Taste piss!

urine was the cure

Totally Not Lying
Lost in a field, nothing but corn fields
Searching for bread, I told you I'd be fed
Tears filled my eyes as he sliced those onions high
The sad scene replays of me eating onions raw

My eyeballs burn from the steaks, roast over flame
You lied to me it will never hurt, that is totally not lying

Limes and lemons, squeeze it in the open wound
Five miles down the road, there's an outhouse on the side I see
I try to open it, but it seems that it is occupied
How can I go shit my onions again but I wish I could poop

My eyeballs burn from the steaks, roast over flame
You lied to me it will never hurt, that is totally not lying
God is dead now he won't be pleased, betrayed by luck
You lied to me it will never hurt, that is totally not lying

How could this be happening to me I'm dying to poop please help me
I can't believe this is true shit hurts, why does onions equal suffering? 

My eyeballs burn from the steaks, roast over flame
You lied to me it will never hurt, that is totally not lying
God is dead now he won't be pleased, betrayed by luck
You lied to me it will never hurt, that is totally not lying

That's totally not lying.

totally not lying

Time for me to blast in this bakery
Before the yeast goes to total waste
But not before I knead the dough in the
Bowl straight to mix with a short delay in-between
Begging for sugar, all alone
Unable to feed the yeast
Before it's baked in the oven, now let dough rise yeah!

Death by the bread crusher, bread crusher!

The shop opens now
For those who feed their bellies
The most glutinous food ever known
People thirst for bagels, the brain's source of smarts
Eaten, dipped and for dumplings
Adding crackers to soups, it absorbs  
Now it's the right mix, and let the rising begin

Death by the bread crusher, bread crusher!

(Cock and ball torture copypasta)

Twisting, turning the giant bagutte
Your teeth are crumbling loose
Crushed and splintering into your mouth
Perfect for, fried pork
Like those bits are breadcrumbs
The crispy baked bread is all done
There's something you can eat

breadcrusher

this mornin' my friend just called
got up to end it all
standin' up i wanted to eat
so i went to get a treat

not into hotdogs
not into steak
not into powder
just only corn

but now im safe in the eye of the cornado
here ill go get the corn that'll let the storm grow
i am poland trapped inside
in a way ill never die
in the eye of the cornado
give me some corn!

you grow to love my maize
bringing corn to poles is my game
you will eat my corn
as soon you'll husk the corn

not from the beers
not from the jews
not from the cheers
na zdrowie yeah!

but now im safe, oh shit there's a tornado
here ill go get the corn and that'll let the storm grow
i am poland trapped inside
in a way ill never die
in the eye of the cornado
give me some corn!

to say what's for me to pray?
(Who's) to say what's for corn to steam?
(Who's) to say what's for corn to grill?
'Cause a big butter slathered on it 

The farm of opportunity
The golden corn for me
My future looks so dull
Now I think I've sown the seeds

Can't say what's on my mind
Nothing but corn on my mind
In this farm I made for poles
Is where I grow, all the corn

I warm you with my corn 
Want some salt with that?
Your tongue craves this snack
Come eat now of this corn

Now I fill your stomach
I bring four boxes of it
Your mind says "I need more"
As I stuff you with more corn

You feel the wind blowing
You won't forget it twists
You'll feel it's cold breath
It's the corn from corn farms

cornado of poles

i sneak in my moms shed, its 3 in the morning
i stole all the chips, said i was out with the boys
i creep to the backyard, i go to the shed
i know if i wake her i will wake up
DAD!


oh i wonder if he will find out
about the stolen
stolen chips
doritos


wake up dad
(you die)
wake up dad
wake up dad 
(you die) 
wake up dad
(and buried)

wake up dad

Woah, Lets build a house
Stand up, and dig the holes
Listen, that may be a pipe
Now throw your dirt in the air
Let loose we don't have permits

gravel bed

A dose of lead pipe you need
To dig the dirt 'til you bleed
Now lay the foundation bed
Listen, that is meguhdoot

gravel bed

You, your, lead, is good for your health
Digging, Laying, eating
Feeding, the needing for gravel
Shovel, pickaxe, mattocks
Pick it, annihilating rocks!

There's someone looking down you
Oh shit it's the fucking police
He says you cannot be digging
Cuz you don't have permits

Oh shit I'm still in the hole
How the hell do I get out
The police found me with lead
Gotta run fast, ow, it hurts
gravel bed
That's a gravel bed
Gravel your goddamn bed

gravelbed

What do you mean, "I don't believe in piss"?
I whip it out everyday
What do you mean, "I can't piss in here"?
I go to shit if i have to
What do you mean, "My piss smells so bad"?
Got nothing better to smell
And, what do you mean, "I don't bust my balss"?
Why do you think I'm kinky? Huh?
If there's a toilet
Oh, I'll be the first in line
But I better piss, last time
What do you mean, "I hurt your bladder"?
I didn't know you had to piss
What do you mean, "I ain't done"?
Just had more waterr
What do you mean, "I couldn't be the piss-sident
Of the Urine Shits of Peemerica"?
Tell me something, it's still "Wee the peepee" right?
If there's a toilet
Oh, I'll be the first in line
But I better piss, last time
Can you put a price on piss?
Piss
Piss sells
Piss
Piss sells
Piss sells, but who's sniffing?
(No, no no no no)
(Piss smells)

piss smells

In my hour of need
Ha, no, you're not hard
And though I reached for your dick
Wouldn't lend a hand
Through the horniest hour
Your cock did not splat on me
Feels so warm, very warm
No one cums for me

Did you ever think I get horny?
Did you ever think that I needed to fuck?
Did you ever think, stop thinking
You're the only one that I'm sucking off?

You'll never know how hard you are
To find my holes and stuff you, too
Things will be better (better) when I'm lubed and loose
Don't try to understand
Knowing you, I'm probably wrong
But oh, how I've spreaded open for you
Till you'd turn away
Now as I beg for dick
My pills still dissolve as I breathe viagara
All there years, thought I was wrong
Now I know it was you
Drop the pants, raise your cock, your eyes
Tell me how horny you are?

I moan, I moan alone to the orgasm land
There's a better place for me
But it's for Ellefson
Everlasting life for me
In a perfect world
But I got to cum first
Please God send me viagara

Sex has a way of taking time
Loneliness is not only felt by virgins
Alone, I cum to ease the pain
Yearning to be fucked by you
Alone, so alone, I'm lost
Consumed by the cum
The cum, oh god, its huge
Won't you fuck me again?
You just moaned, ha ha, you bitch!
My whole life is work built on the dick
The time has come when all things shall pass
This big dick's gone flaccid

in my horniest hour

Hello kitten, meet the real me 
And my emo way of life
A dark, black past is my
Most wanted obsession 
Hindsight is never 20-20 
And looking back, you still got some cummies 
Speak of mutual anal destruction? Nice story, tell it to Porn Hub Premium!

Feel like banning everyone True coomer or false kitten? Members are attacking me And my perms are getting thin I'm in trouble for the ones I haven't banned just yet I'm chomping at the trolls And my ass is getting wet 
SWEATING BULLSHIT!!1! 

Hello kitten, it's me again 
You can nag, but never ban me 
It gives me a migraine headache 
Thinking how to ban those who disagree 
Yeah, just keep on thinking it's my fault 
And stay an inch or two outta muting distance 
These trolls have got to know Their retardations 
Feel i’ve got to ban those Who oppose all my ideas Even if they suck Cus i am in command I'm in trouble for the trolls I haven't banned just yet I'm spamming hastag ban And my ass is very wet 
SWEATING BULLSHIT!!1! 

I see them in general... 
Banning them... 
The ban hammer... 
Shitting, Shitting, Shitting Shitting, Shitting, Shitting 

Well kitten it's nice stroking it to you 
A credit to no bitches 
Some day you too will know my pain 
And feel its “shit streaked pants'' 
If the war inside shitposts 
Won't take a day off I'll be dead 
My sticky sock claws my dick 

Here I cum again!
Feel like banning everyone True Kvlt or false waifu? Members are attacking me And my perms are getting thin Feel i’ve got to ban those Who oppose all my ideas Even if they suck Cus Im am in command Once i’ve admitted it Now i’m shitting bricks Claiming validity For my stupidity I'm screaming at the trolls I'm spamming hashtag ban Here I cum again, oh whoa! 
SWEATING BULLSHIT!!1!

sweating bullshit

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