Deschynthatizer

Original Bo-djangle composition #2, inspired by personal experience.  It's always better to blame it one someone else.

Who Wet The Bed

From hell

Link to original instrumental made by not me!: http://soundcloud.com/drbreakfast/eat-your-vegitables

Lyrics: Excerpt + minor blemishes from "Bob the Pharmacist" found here: http://mehnike.wordpress.com/2012/10/03/bob-the-pharmacist/

Bob

Joyous defecating satisfaction
One ploop at a time

A sheen shinier than polished stainless steel
Seeping through lubricated hair tipped tunnels

Into the holy bowl
The ploops plop
They're spritzing me

A simmering poop once plopped
The contorting mirrors reflect

Into the holy bowl
The ploops plop spritzing droplets
Dripping aloof her dimpled buttocks

Bob The Pharmacist

The leap of Herman was subtle at first, but then he slipped.  

Herman's Leap

The morning I wish it could be, but never will be.

Mehnike