LAUREN
[spoken] It sure is nice to be at the club! 

ALL [adlib]
Yeah! Hi girl! 
 
RACHEL
Saturday night and I wanna look fly
Got my girls all around me
Wanna (ugh) some guys
Lipstick on my lips
Shadow on my eyes
Manolos on my heels
But what’s between my thighs?
 
ALL
(ha ha ha ha)
 
DIANA
Saturday night and I wanna be real
Can’t be hidin’ how I really feel
Patron on my lips
Sex in my eyes
Boys at my heels
Comes as no surprise
 
ALL
It’s what’s inside that really counts
Don’t judge a book by its cover
If you are down for what I got
If you wanna be my lover
 
ALL
Control control
I need control
Control control
I want control
 
Control control
Who gets control?
Control control
I get control. 

DIANA
Introducing…the international… Melissa Lusk!
 
MEL (DIANA as hype woman)
I'ma take a ride on ya horse if it's Trojan
You be Superbad but you' ain’t Seth Rogen
Single single ladies want ya thing on it
But if you want it gotta put a Nuva Ring on it
uh
You could be my baby if you wanna get nasty
I guarantee you baby that my love's fantastic
You take a little pill to get nice & big
I take a little pill so I don't have kids
 
Get that 4 on the floo’ (OH!)
Girl's got a monthly flow 
 
MEL
Eat me drink me, step into my looking glass
It's my un-birthday, baby gimme some a dat ass
Don't need ya spidey senses to catch on
Be a good boy and I'll let you put my patch on
ALL OTHERS
Control control
I need control
Control control
I want control
 
 

ALL BUT MEL
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
ALL
the power of the IUD
 
MEL
It’s just birth control. Heh heh
 
ALL
Control control
I need control
Control control   
I want control
Control control
I need control
Control control
I want control

DIANA
Aren’t we wild? Wanting to decide what happens to our bodies? 
Growls like a damn tiger 

MEL
I demand a woman’s right to choose
And I’m choosing you baby
and ortho tri cyclen
 
DIANA
Lo

2. Control

Melissa Lusk