[Verse 1]
I arrived at the restaurant
3 hours late
i'm surprised she was still there
she ordered the most expensive thing on the menu

[Verse 2]
When the waiter arrived
He spilled boiling soup on me
And when I went to punch him
I missed and hit her in the face

[Verse 3]
She called the cops on me
And I ran away quick
But not before pulling out my dick
And now I'm on a list

[Chorus]
This is the worst date ever
Why do I even try
And why do I have a suspicion
That my date is a guy

[Verse 4]
I got a new date
She was a 10
I took her to a hot tub
My stomach felt weird
Suddenly I couldn't resist
The water turned brown
The smell was revolting

[Verse 5]
She got up screaming
The cops came and beat me with their clubs
Then she sued me for all of my money
And I'm charged with a felony

[Chorus]
This is the worst date ever
Why do I even try
And why do I have a suspicion
That my date is a guy

[Verse 6]
I showed up to a house
Pizza box on the table
Things are going well
Then Chris Hansen shows up
This bitch fucking lied
I knew it was a trap
I pull out my glock
Chris Hansen is gone

[Verse 7]
I finally scored
I paid 300 dollars
I feel kinda funny
I get tested, I have AIDS

[Verse 8]
I found the girl of my dreams
She looks so good
She is perfect in every way
This is a new feeling for me
She feels the same

[Verse 9]
A few weeks later
Things are going perfectly
I know she is the one
I get into debt buying an expensive ring
I can't wait to show her

[Verse 10]
I buy her some chocolate with nuts
I'm going to propose
She bites into the chocolate
She collapses

[Verse 11]
I rush to do CPR
I call 911
I forgot she has a nut allergy
She is not breathing

[Verse 12]
A few hours later I am in handcuffs
Being charged with murder
As my heart aches
Now I have a court date

[Verse 13]
I walk into court
Still heartbroken
The jury is full of my exes
How can things get worse

[Chorus]
This is the worst date ever
Why do I even try
Now I'm going to prison
And gonna get some dick

[Outro]
I am charged with life
My cellmate is big
He has a crush on me
And I can't do anything about it



Original Song
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