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S hubbub visibility idke spd dish’s iconoclasm

my go to song when i feel that the world is against me (the police is looking for me in 30 states and I’m banned from visiting any bowling alley in iraq)

Mortal Takyon

Harder Better Faster Sadder

50 Cent overcompensates his sipping abilities.

Slaughteryon is the story of two adventurers on a quest to hunt down the Eternal Banshee. They make their way to the beast's den, and engage in a fight to the death. Before the final blow is thrown, one adventurer, Takk-Y-Onn, betrays his companion, stabbing him in the back. Some say that the scream of his partner can still be heard to this day, "TAKK-Y-ONN!!!!"

Coming to a theater near you. 

"but why" - Fortune of Misfortune, ★★★★
"end me" - Geek prods, ★★★
"Feels like my brain is being raped... I like it." -Shadow9000low, ★★★★★
"i sleep to this" - Ðinkster, ★★★★★

Slaughteryon

Brand New Revolution In SoundClown Technology

Denacious T

DISTURBED VIP SESSION ([{RARE + UNRELEASED}])

i have lost the will to live as a morally respected individual 

funy jök

Of course making a Soulja Boy mashup was how I found out the item box jingle is just a sped up Bach's Prelude in C Major.

Crank That Kart 64

25,000 listens?! Heck!!! I made you a sequel: https://soundcloud.com/jillkatze/all-the-cum-things

Update, Feb 23 2017: This is nearing 100k listens and someone even interviewed me for a magazine about it? https://melmagazine.com/the-woman-who-turns-90s-pop-songs-into-songs-about-cum-46768e2d8a80 No promises, but it's not my intent to leave those of you waiting for another sequel hanging forever.

March 20 2017: 100,000 listens?! Oh my god, thank you all so much!

Smash Mouth - Cum Star

Cum Star somehow got 25,000 listens?! Thank you so much! Anyway, here's a sequel. I dunno if I'm gonna do any more of these because I don't know if I want to be known as "that girl who takes 90s pop songs and makes them about cum" but uh, for now, here's this monstrosity.

Blink 182 - All The Cum Things

YYYY

People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.

50 Cent overcompensates his sipping abilities.

The Last Melon

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