Gogo the Hot Pink Gorilla:

"Head adrift with thoughts of the ocean.
Waves crashin', monkey body splashin', 
soakin' sunrays as the surf rolls in.
Goin' surfin' just me & my friends."

Stanley the Park Ranger:

"Gonna have a good time. I swear it!
Got a swimming suit and yeah I'm going to wear it!
Paxil pumping through my blood stream!
No anxiety. Today I'm going to dream about surfin'!"


Gogo the Hot Pink Gorilla:

"Pontificatin' pretty ladies and bananas.
Rippin' curls and searchin' for Atlantis.
Pina Colada in my monkey hand.
Yeah, we're laid back, can't you understand?"

Stanley the Park Ranger:

"Yes! Extremely laid back!
Can't you see that I am happy!
Not worried about my job
and my wife yellin' at me!
Whoaa  Whoaa Whoooaaaaa!
Dreamin' of Surfin!"

Gogo:

"Stanley, we rip curls today."
"And pipelines too!"

Hula Girls:

"OOOOHHOOHOHOHOHoh
Dreaming of Surfing!"

Gogo:

"Sunset on the beaches.
Troubles out reaches."

Stanley:

"Everything's going to be okay!"

Gogo:

"Stanley, we need to talk."
"Yeah!?"
"Take it Weezy the Drug-Addicted Camel.
Weezy in the zone now.
Very high today.
Dreamin' of surfing.

Flower necklace, livin' in luxury.
9 to 5 never meant that much to me.
Drink alotta Pina Coladas.
Keep it real, you know that I just gotta."

Stanley:

"Eatin' ice cream out of coconuts!
Sexy ladies always checkin' out my butt!
Surfer boys all drink from coconuts!
Surfer girls all have their own coconuts!
Ye-AHHHHHH!
Dreaming of Surfing!"

Gogo:

"Stanley you okay?"
"Always!"
"You want to do the chorus again?"
"Okay! I'm okay with that!"

"Dream About Surfin!"

Stanley:

"I'm so happy!"



Dreaming of Surfing - Gogo & Stanley (LP)

Spot them Miserable Mothers
from a mile away.
How you doin' today, Ma'am?

A bastard child's growing in my basket.
How the hell do you think I'm feelin?

Madam, I don't mean to impose.
How you gonna raise that child alone?

Tell the truth,
I have no clue.
I'm inclined
to see if you do.

Callin' all you unwed girls
and otherwise unplanned mothers.
Put your baby in the Muddy Brown River.
Send him off in a wicker basket.
Hope for glory. He'll be the next Moses.
Transfiguration. Baby Prophet.

My deception worked like a charm.

I sent my baby down the stream.

I stole your infant at the dam.

Someday he'll be a Holy Man.

Took him back to my
West Texas Lab.

I feel relieved
by my good deed.

Harvest his stem cells
for Cold Hard Cash.

You can call me Mother Mary.

Repeat Chorus!

Melman - Baby Prophet - week 90000

Session 5 - Punchin Jim - Melissa Butler

Hey! Look who it is!
The Cyborg man is back in town again. 
Hes come to get repairs
His eyes were plucked out by a millionaire 

Such fun, we do it for sport 
Hysterical to watch robots contort 
No blood, no mess to clean up 
These cyborgs were designed by Donald Trump
(Specifically for this purpose)

These machines dont have no feelings
but can be programmed to act like they are squealing 
Its agreed, killing people is best 
But sadly we'd be put under arrest 

Such fun, we feel so jolly 
We have no need to even say we're sorry 
Whats broke, can always be fixed 
Mend them up & get them back into the mix 
(Of the killing grounds that is)


(Maniacal laughter)



Such Fun

Been Down This Road (Leslie Giggler cover)

Explosive Locomotive j keegan

Did you forget what you were looking for 
Ya aint gonna find it on the kitchen floor 
Wringing out the last of your bag  of wine 
Fell and chipped a tooth now were having a god time Hey
Hey hey hey hey 
The cold tile feels cool on my skin
Coming to slowly much to my chagrin
run my tongue across the teeth in my mouth 
something is missing  and I let out a shout 
Hey hey hey hey 
I found myself in a great big pickle 
I got health insurance but I dont have dental
I found my tooth and some glue but it wouldnt stick 
Oh what to do 
Im missing a fucking tooth
Go to bed maybe then it will be okay 
The next morning I awake in bed 
Hoping all my pearly whites are back again
instead I find a wine stained tooth in my fist 
still stuck by the glue I tried to use fix it  
Hey hey hey hey 
I got this friend named Michael Thain 
I heard he has the hookup on a wooden fang 
It'll probably look cooler than the one I had 
Making my frowny face look all glad 
Hey hey hey hey

melzamam

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