Booqueefious

I suddenly felt compelled to record this. It's been overdone, and reposted far too often over the years, but people always asked me to do it, so I figured why the hell not.





***What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.***

Navy Seal copypasta

Song list:
Cory in the House Opening theme
Axel F- Crazy Frog
Gangnam Style- Psy
Chateau- The Matrix Soundtrack
Overworld- Super Mario World
Fly Away- Teddyloid
Numb- Linkin Park
Through the Fire and Flames- Dragonforce
Harlem Shake- Baauer
Last Brutal Sister Flandre Scarlet- Touhou
Never Gonna Give You Up- Rick Astley

Corycore Collection

"Indian Summer" by Jai Wolf is the third release from Foreign Family Collective, an outlet for musicians and visual artists alike curated by the duo behind ODESZA.

iTunes: foreignf.am/indiansummer-itunes
Spotify: foreignf.am/indiansummer-spotify

Jai Wolf: @jaiwolfmusic

More info on Foreign Family Collective at foreignfamilycollective.com

Cory In The House Trap Remix

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