*TROLLFACEs defense dropped to 0! 
*show him some real trolling

*NO! WHAT ARE YU DOING! UR SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!
Anon: “problem?”

So can wojack reset and save? Or is it a player only thing

I hate you because you can turn memes into SO epic things

[So.]
[We're here.]
[You've passed every test I've given you with flying colors.]
[But I'm afraid the monsters out there won't be as friendly.]
[So here's what's going to happen.]
[You strike me down here. Show me you have the DETERMINATION to survive out there.]
[Or you die right here.]

14. Impasse

Memified tales comic - - - https://memifiedtales2.thecomicseries.com/comics/1/#content-start

* STOP RIGHT THERE, H U M A N .
* ITS BOUT TIME I BEAT YO ASS AND READY YOU FOR SOUL COLLECTION!!1
* MINISTRY GETTIN REAL FEISTY NOWADAYS YNKOW...
*(Also I need a promotion.)

*Suselle ready's her child traumatiser, the ELSAGATE.

024 Child Beating

[DustDust: Chapter 3] But his show didnt let em go!

*Vince's... No... TROLLFACES, defense, dropped to zero!
*Step ?̷͕̊?̴͓̘̐̀?̸͍̈́ . . . Show him what HUMANS, can do!
*You are filled with... RELEVANCE

081 Step  ?̷͕̊?̴͓̘̐̀?̸͍̈́

097 You And What Army?

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S *Its a beautiful night out.
S *Owls are hooting, crickets are chirpin.
S *And... (Sussy's monologue is interrupted by your laughter)

* ( he really thinks that HE of all people should have a grand old speech? )
* ( What a fucking idiot. )

*. . .

S *You think this is funny?

* . . .

S *You think that the death of thousands of innocent people, is... f u n n y . IS THIS SOME KI-

* (You begin laughing hysterically)
* . . .
* You - Yes, I, do.
* . . .
S *Do you know what I would find funny?
* ...
* You - What?
* . . .
S *Your Unmoving Corpse.

( The Fight Begins )

Sussy pulls out a glock and aims it directly at your head.

S * Most kids should be in bed by now. You know, asleep?
S  * But no need to worry, you'll be joining them soon enough.
S * Thing is theres gonna be one key difference...

Sussy's Gun Clicks Audibly.

S * Your finna go bye bye 𝞀𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗲𝗻𝐭𝐥𝙮.

Sussy Fires at you.

You Attack.

He Blocks.

S * Heh... weren't expecting that now where you?
S * I'm uh... stronger than most. My sis was too . . .

Sussy Fires a barrage at you. He runs out of bullets. Sussy's visors twists mischievously. Sussy fucking throws the gun at you full force.

Ow. You Took 8 Damage... wait. Why are we taking so much damage?

Our CR Should be stopping this.

S * You look a little confuddled.

S * . . . Lemme guess? surprised that hurt didnt it?
S * Oh yeah, I havent explained the VALUES yet have I?


S * CR only applies to Comedy Based Attacks... specifically, MAGIC, based attacks. And oh do I have a lack of that . . .

Sussy Pulls out a knife.

S * Shank time bruv.

You Attack.

He Blocks.

Sussy Swipes at you.
The Knife finds purchase.

100 Damage Taken.

Your bleeding.

. . .

You suck at this.

You weigh your OPTIONS, SuSauge, Eat it?

You eat the SuSauge. You Recovered a staggering...15 HP.

S * Your . . . eating, t h a t , of all things... Suselles favourite...
S * . . . What are you? some kind of...psycho?

S * You really think that your a sigma?
S * But you really. . . r e a l l y . . . aint.

Say american psycho wojack, it will be... funny.

W * Im An American Physco (2000)TM. ( Mic Drop )

S * I can tell.

Sussy throws a punch at you. Your surprised at his speed. And even when his punches miss, you can feel the power behind them.

S * You know, this day started off pretty good.
S * I gyat out of bed, expecting to rizz in Ohio. And I did for a while.
S * Went for a swim, talked to some baddies by the pool, found a tiny pink horse in the forest, I even mewed a bit. But then... you came along.


Sussy rips a metal ball of the side of the bridge and aims it at you.
He throws it, fast.

It clonks you on the head 15 Damage.

You feel woozy.

S * To think that my people fell to you. It... upsets me.

W * Maybe you could have stopped me.
W * But no. You were nowhere to be seen throughout this whole fiasco.
W * What is this to you? some type of... Memified Tale?
W * No... they are dead because of YOU, =D.

S* How DARE, you accuse me of doing nothing during a crisis like this.

S * I was busy with the evacuation efforts! its all in the job description.
S * But. . . maybe if I had fought you earlier. . . no. . .
S * Suselle fought you, hell, the whole ARMY did, and even that, wasn't enough, and my sisters strong, stronger than ill ever be.

S * They, stalled you more than I ever could.
S * They, enabled me to help people, to get them to safety.
S * If I had fought you earlier. . . I would have only have gotten myself, and others, killed.

S * Just die you freak.

Sussy Attacks you - Flavour Text Will Be Continued





. . .

INFANTICIDE

100 - INFANTICIDE -

* KRIS... THAT IS YOUR NAME.
* A HATE BOILS DEEP WITHIN MY SOUL.
* FOR THE SUFFERING YOUR PEOPLE PUT US THROUGH.

DATA EXTRACTING... [Altertale]

The internet will break my heart

Me Porn, You Porn

* IS THAT...
* A HUMAN?!
  Yes.     *No.
* YOU ARE QUITE DECEPTIVE, I WILL GIVE YOU THAT.
* COME WITH ME, "NOT HUMAN", AND WE WILL PUT YOUR WORD TO THE TEST.
* MY BROTHER IS VERY KNOWLEDGABLE WHEN IT COMES TO THESE THINGS!

OST 15 - THE GREATEST!!

(The figure turns out to be Chara, who wants you to "work" for the armour piece first.)
(You both leave the building.)
(They want you to win them a prize as "payment" for them letting you walk around so freely.)
C: Now, all I'm asking for is just a small "protection" fee, see?
C: Wouldn't you wanna help out somebody in need, friend?
( They hand you a small price tag.)
(...999G?)
C: Or, you could give me just 50G for me to go spend on scratch tickets.
C: I'm REALLY feeling lucky today.
(You hand over 50G, and in exchange they pass you the armour.)
(...Good luck?)
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@hievery

27. Gamble 'em up! (Heck yeah! So nostalgic!)

amalgams does not exist in fact. it's just because you fight in a state of extreme mental confusion

53. Not Feeling Up

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