*I... I like yo- 
* C - SILENCE WENCH. I DO NOT WISH TO BE HORNY ANYMORE!!! 
*C - RAHHHHHHHHHHH!!1! 1 (looksmax + nofap + mewing = SIGMA)

056 Tomboy Awkwardly Confesses Her Feelings For You NSFW (18+) SUS SUS.mp3

*NOW ENTERING...
*DRUM ROLL PLEASE...
*BRRRRRRRRR
*MEME CENTRAL!!!


Motifs from darude sandstorm, the rest are original and by me.

067 MEME CENTRAL

*What did you do... WHAT DID YOU DO IM IM UH... TR-TRANSFORMING!!111

068 Stupendous Showdown!

*Long ago, a human fell into the WETLANDS. With broken bones and broken legs he screamed out in pain "Anyone please anyone ive been hurt!"

*Trollface, the adopted heir and face of the Ministry heard the distant commotion and rushed to help.

*With great effort he carried the human all the way back to the Shiro.
A testament to the surprising physical strength and DETERMINATION, of his near extinct people. TROLLS.

*Over time the two boys grew close, practically treating each other as brothers. The sight of the two running and playing, gave MemeKind hope, that one day... maybe, just maybe... their children would one day play amongst each other, seeing each other not as enemies... but as FRIENDS.

*However...



*Tragically, one day... the human fell ill with a terrible fever.
*And not knowing how to treat him...
*…He died.


*TROLLFACE, his near constant mischievous demeanour, broke, and as grief overcame the child he absorbed the human's SOUL.

*He transformed into a creature with Terrible power.

*And with the power of the humans SOUL, TROLLFACE crossed the
 iocularis wall.

*He carried the humans body back to the city from which he came.

*As TROLLFACE reached the city center, he came across a park, and in it, an exotic assortment of plants, he then placed the human onto the bed.

*However the humans... thought the worst when they saw the body of the human child.

*In a rage the humans descended on TROLLFACE, striking him with blow after blow for a crime he did not commit.

*TROLLFACE, had the power to wipe that city off the map.
*But...
*TROLLFACE, grasping the human.
*Smiled a happy smile, and walked away.

*Wounded by the weapons of man.
*TROLLFACE, Stumbled home.
*And as he entered the Shiro...
*He collapsed, melting into a puddle of plasma in the garden, with the only thing remaining of the mischievous heir, being a skeleton, and a human corpse.


*MemeKind fell into a great depression, the general and the shogun... they had both lost two children in one night.

*And once again mankind had taken away what MemeKind sought special.

*Enraged, the Shogun announced a state of Martial Law.
*And with it a new law...
*All humans who fall into the underground.
*...
*Will be KILLED.

*And with 10 Souls... MemeKind would finally have the upper hand.
*One day...
The iocularis wall shall shatter, and MemeKind shall come forth and in her rightful rage... she shall cleanse the earth of her sister... HUMANITY.

*Soon.
*You will meet the SHOGUN, DOGE.


*We understand your plight child...
*But we cannot help but feel joy...
*...
*Were finally going to be free!

072 A Memified Tale

*Yip yap goes the squiz crap as they say...

*Well, you finally made it!
*From that dank ah city in the Wetlands to the Petal laced fields of 
安全な土地 .

*Quite impressive I must say.
*But...
*I think its time we move on to... 'other' matters.
*And now... its time to switch profession!
*Cool judge mode go!!!

* (epic transformation)

*Anyway, yeah im also a part time judge, ministry say that I "fit the bill" quite nicely. But honestly? 

Sussy Whispers ( I think they just want a big buff man on the court so that the ministry gets more 'ahem' attention, if you catch my drift😏. )

*But I digress.
*I will now, judge you.
*For every action...
*And every point of CR. that you gained.
*Now you may be asking, "but sussy my dear sigma, what is CR?"
*And that my friend would be a great question, for you see its an abbreviation.
*It stands for COMEDY RESISTANCE.
*As it scales, you become more resistant to comedy based attacks.
*To put it simply. You take less damage from a memes magic.

*To increase ones CR, one must... Kill, for to take the life of another... is too increase ones CR along with another value... LS.

*LS also shares this motif of abbreviation for it stands for...
*LATENT, SERIOUSNESS.

* Or Level Of Seriousness if you prefer that.

*Latent Seriousness ( not to be confused with latent homose- )
is your capacity to harden yourself, to become cold and detached from the world. Your capacity to... hurt, but also, to protect oneself from 'hurt' .

*You get me?

*Its easy to pick people out who have a high LS...
*They laugh at things less, and appear more controlled and well, serious...

Judgement.mus

* Discussions with th-
DOGE GASPS
* ...
* A hooman...
* The final... hooman...
* ...

075 For My People...

*The IOCULARIS WALL.
*This... this is what our kind erected, so that we could keep ourselves safe... from the likes of u...
*But our kind grow impatient in our self made prison
*And we tire of its damp walls...
*MemeKind wants out.

076 IOCULARIS WALL

*Why do you... refuse to fight... hooman.

Sad.mus

Vinces World.

-------> Start
-------> m̷e̷n̵u̸

VINCES WORLD

*Hello bro, it is me your best 'friend' Vince.
*Thanks a bunch, you absolutley P W N'ED that dumb dog.
*On my own I could never have defeated him however... thanks to YOUR help, I TROLLED him, I absolutely TROLLED HIM, HAHAHAHAHA. And now... I have le 9 Human Souls!

*...

*I can hear them weeping. They dont like my 'humor' it seems...

Ben S* I would be weeping too if I was being used as energy source for a LIBTARD god!

*...
*Who are you?

Ben S* Im ben, ben shapi-

*No... your one of the souls... I only have eight...
*You got out, somehow. how?

Ben S* I guess im just too much of a sigma, you see... im not like the other souls... because im, A CONSERVATIVE. When you tried to absorb us I went RIGHT and they went LEF-

*...
*Cease your yapping.
Trollege Extends a Tentacle and drags Ben Shapiro Into the darkness screaming!
Ben S* NOOOO!!!! Im being dragged away by tentacles!!! This reminds me of that time I wrote a fanfic about me and my si-

Ben Shapiros soul is ripped from his body and absorbed into trolleges massive writhing form.

*That man spoke too much.
*Ruining my cool and scary atmosphere...
*Now where were we... oh yes, I have 9 souls now... But I still need one more...to become GOD.

*...

*And yours looks VERY, appealing right now...

*And wojack. There is no need to fret about death.

*Because you wont e v e r truly die.

*Ill bring you back over and over and over again.

*And you will suffer, FOREVERMORE...

*Its time for the final step...

*...

*Problem?

079 How to attain G̷o̵d̶h̵o̴o̵d̵ in three easy steps

*Ring Ring...
*...
*Hello?

Motifs From the Song Mad World

082 Mad World

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