This is a silly one. I had fun with it. I hope it sounds half aright to you, it sounds decent on my PC.

Lyrics:

i woke up 
with a face full of glass
blinded by blood
deafened by the blast

i reached the sink 
as the bed caught on fire
the panic within 
rising higher and higher

stumbling down the stairs
feeling my way
i'm blocked by a figure
tall skinny grey

fuck off fathead 
and a kick to the face
did very little 
as he stood in his place

he reached out 
i dodged his embrace
i ran outside thinking

that fucker's from space


all around me everything's ablaze 
like hell has fallen down from outer space
the scriptures were wrong
it was above us all along
at least i kicked that fucker in the face     

 
Saucers were flying
low overhead
people were dying
if not already dead

with hurleys in hand 
and a wheelie bin shield
me and jimmy fitz
bet the fuckers round the field

fire in the sky
blood in the street
the screams of the dying
and the smell of burning meat

absolutely wrecked
and surrounded by murder 
i found myself thinking

jaysus i'd love a burger


all around me everything's ablaze 
like hell has fallen down from outer space
the scriptures were wrong
it was above us all along
at least i kicked that fucker in the face     



then
down
they
came

made
us
slaves

raped
the
earth

for
all
it was
worth

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I made this one for Jack (so you'd better like it, Jack!). I like it.

Lyrics:

Won't be long
Judgement day is gonna come
Hunker Down
There is nowhere left to run
Leave the kids 
Bring the tuna and the guns

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I just had to put these lyrics to music. Initially wanted to do a punk song but it kinda became something else. Post-punk?

Waiting For Shots

My latest effort. A bit less silly than usual.

Lyrics:
I try to reach out 
but I can't move
I lie there frozen 
in my own body



the weight is crushing 
I can't speak
my mind is racing
I take it back
I take it all back

The Crush

An old riff that I felt deserved expanding upon.

Lyrics:
Sliding down the street at five o'clock in the morning
Tooting trumpets in the face of passers by
Snotted myself on the rain soaked Grafton paving
Waiting on a bus that might never arrive

It doesn't bother me
I don't think I'm here anyhow
I broke the seam
I think I'm spilling out of myself

Puking up my ring at four o'clock in the morning
Need a slash real bad but I'm right out on the road
Friendly passer by offers me into the alley
A knife to the throat and I've lost my cash and phone

It doesn't bother me
I don't think I'm here anyhow
I broke the seam
I think I'm spilling out of myself

Shenannigoon

This is a total rewrite of an old song I wrote. I decided to do it as an ode to NOFX who are reportedly due to hang up their boots next year, as they were a big inspiration for the original.

Lyrics:

Where did evolution go wrong
You'd think it would do better
Since it has had so long
To improve upon the mess
That would eventually become
The destroyer 
Of all under the sun

Intelligent design
What a farce!
When we have to kill the planet
Just to wipe our arse

Of all the mods and mutations
Ever on this earth
We're yet to develop an appendage 
To clean up our own dirt

Shit poo cac
It doesn't matter what you call it
We shouldn't have to wipe at all it
Should be sorted out
With a tongue just like
The one inside our mouth

But without taste buds 
Cause that's just wrong
We don't want
The taste or pong 

Anal tongues 
Are the solution
Extra bedtime fun
A minor contribution
The real problem
Is the speed of evolution
So scientists
The onus is on you

To

Get it done
Put a tongue inside my bum
So I can lick around the rim
Removing juicy crumbs

Anal tongues
Yes a tongue inside your ass
So you can blow a raspberry
While you are passing gas 


Save the trees
There is no need 
For rubbing fibre on our buttholes
Until our buttholes bleed
It's not only forests 
We can save the water too
With no use for a bidet
After going to the loo

So

Get it done
Put a tongue inside my bum
So I can lick around the rim
Removing juicy crumbs

Anal tongues
Yes a tongue inside your ass
So you can blow a raspberry
While you are passing gas 




Tongue In (Butt) Cheek - An ode to NOFX *WARNING - Juvenile Lyric Content*

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Leco - https://soundcloud.com/user-509713606

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